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>fake throws a tennis ball
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!
Imagine the zoomies
None, all are fricking morons.
101 golden retrievers? wait until Disney hears about it.
I love having a golden. I've become 10 times more sociable because of her.
i wonder how many of them brought home the wrong dog
Would the dogs care?
Goldens are so brainless they'd probably just go with it. "Oh I guess I eat here now! Great!"
that's impossible
As someone who doesn't like dogs at all this is terrifying
>a bunch of golden retrievers there for an event
>TERRIFYING!
this is why among dog lovers, the dog-dismissive and the dog-indifferent alike, people don't like you if you have an active dislike dogs
it often comes out as unreasonable, histrionic, and neurotic which reflects poorly on your character.
It's sub-human tbh. Humans are genetically adapted to dogs. An active dislike indicates you're genetically distant from mainstream humanity. Like our proto-human friends.
True. Everyone i know thinks dogs smell good but we’re all pretty tectonic
Honestly as a catgay I can understand people disliking cats, but something has to be fricking wrong with a man who dislike dogs.
A woman, I could understand. A man, no, your brain gotta be defective or you have a demon riding in your skull or something. Its just fricked.
Dogs can bite you and harm you without any warning. Yes, even the Golden Retriever, even if it's very unlikely but think people who are scared of shark attacks aren't scared because they're common either, but because it's an unpredictable situation.
>Dogs can bite you and harm you without any warning.
If you are a child or a woman. An adult male should have the confidence and self-control to know he is not in grave danger when interacting with 99% of dogs (and the other 1% should just not exist, so...). He should also have the empathic skills to understand a dog's behavior and differentiate between those who are aggressive and those who are just fricking lovable furballs.
Shut up homosexual
> This terrifies anon because it has fangs.
whoa spoiler that killer bud.
Yes, haha, no one would EVER fear something small with fangs, right? haha Because fear is rational you know!
People fear spider venom
Tarantulas don't have venom.
my brain read this as
>tarantulas don't get women
truly the incel of the arachnid world.
Spiders and snakes are our ancestral enemies. However the same kinda applies, if you are an adult man who is really afraid of spiders, instead of just hating them very strongly and needing to kill them on sight, like a cat reacting to a snake, then you are fricking flawed.
Lol no u shut up u gaylord.
a man who's afraid of dogs is not a real man!!!!
Did I stutter?
health services for men? lmao
Buddy, your gonna have to back that up a bit.
>>male suicide rates? should be higher honestly
The frick is your issue? Honestly given the way you argue I wouldn't mind if you bumped the statistic a bit, you stupid broken moron.
>fear is not rational
Yes it is. All emotions are rational and logical. You just explained in which context it could be rational to fear dogs (if you are a potential prey). You are not a potential prey.
Therefore your fear is not irrational, it is wrong and inadequate.
Just like you.
You say this as a member of a species known for COMPLETELY AND IMMEDIATELY REMOVING THE BRAINS OF ITS ADVERSARIES BECAUSE THEY HEARD "VOICES" TELLING THEM TO.
I love dogs and dislike cats, but if someone survives getting mauled by a shitbull as a kid then I can get them being scared of dogs.
>nooooo a man who's afraid of dogs is not a real man!!!!
>mental health services for men? lmao
>male suicide rates? should be higher honestly
Dick.
See the unrelated neurosis tangent?
This is why no one likes anti-dog "people"
Anti-dog and afraid of dogs is not the fricking same. Anti-dog people would hate dogs and want to hurt them, like psychopaths who enjoy hurting animals because they're defenseless, while people scared of dogs are totally okay if dogs are happy, they just don't like them near them.
Well yeah but you see, a man who is afraid of an animal that evolved to be safe is not a man. Even women are braver.
Now if you are afraid of pitbulls I get that, I am too, my hand stays near my pistol when they're near
>evolved to be safe
You confuse evolution with selective breeding, you moron, and a dog is still a dog, a shitty owner can still do such a poor job at training them that the animal will still misbehave without you being able to predict it, and fear nis not rational, if a small dog snaps and bites you it will still hurt and it will still scare you.
>you confuse evolution with selective breeding
they're the same thing
>a dog is still a dog
not all dogs are the same. breed matters more than the owner.
>shittiest owner on earth, dog beat daily, etc
a golden retriever might bruise you or cause a very mild wound if you purposefully antagonize it.
it's the breed, not the owner. repeat that in your head daily.
>muh hurty scary
are you a dog yourself? man up, and by man i mean human, you are meant to have a higher rational mind.
Again, you dumbass, fear is not rational, people are afraid of bugs even if they're bigger and the bug is harmless, they're afraid of the sea even if the shore is calm, they're afraid of small closed spaces even if standing in one place wont kill you but you somehow are surprised they're afraid of a carnivore with prey drive!?
>Fear is not rational
Man the frick up pussy.
>nooo its a carnivore
I'm a carnivore and humans have been cannibalistic longer than they have not. moron. Phobia-havers are pathetic and should kill themselves.
Doggays everyone.
>nooooo a man who's afraid of dogs is not a real man!!!!
correct
>mental health services for men? lmao
only the strong should survive
>male suicide rates? should be higher honestly
yes
how can we make the 42% into a 100%?
weakling
Shut up dogfricker, no one likes your precious poocherino
>instantly brings up sex with dogs
point proven pussy
you should have been bullied more
This
don't reply to yourself
>no one likes your precious poocherino
I do, seething catBlack person.
uh huh
Copying your bully?
A man who is afraid of dogs is not a real man.
seething single "except my furbabyyyy" misandrist 30 year old roastie hands typed this post
Same I feel like I'm gonna die of shock if I go there
Imagine the smell if one drop of rain fell that day
The caramel ones are based beyond believe. The others can't compete.
The one in the middle left sitting on the grass
now try pitbulls
Came here for this, kek.
Seriously though, do it. DO IT. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
>tfw we have drag queen story hour but no pit bull pack story hour
I bet there was a lot of fricking going on.
I would have taken my yellow lab just to frick with everybody.
Make it into a where's Waldo event of the canine world.
"I would have taken my yellow lab just to frick with everybody" ...not sure if it was "that" kind of event, anon.
There are quite a few labs in the op pic