Who are the most loyal animals (to humans)?

Who are the most loyal animals (to humans)?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    as psycotic as dolphins are if they get attached to someone they are loyal as hell

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    raven

    they are big floofy fren

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely dogs. Particularly the smaller (not as smart) ones. Gf left her chihuahua with me for 2 weeks when her grandpa passed away and she had to go back to her town to deal with all that. The little shit didnt eat for the first 2 days. And after that all he would do is get up to eat, go to the bathroom, and then lay back down all day.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking from owning a couple definitely not human females

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you bought yours? Are you breeding them? Did you manage to get some cool morph?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Parrot is. They'll consider you their life mate and can take years to move on when you die, if they ever do. The bond to a second owner is never as good, and oftentimes they refuse to let go at all.
    Do not get a fledgling parrot unless you're likely to live longer than them. Seeing a bird broken by loss is heart rending.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the second bond is never as good
      This applies to human females too

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably dogs, cats, or horses (of course if we're not including humas).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dogs
      Not all. My family's husky is a homosexual and would warm up to everyone/anyone. Then again that could be on me for treating it to be nice. But I just can't get over the feeling that if it was stolen the dog would forget about me as soon as their new owner gives them food.
      >cats
      Kek.
      >Horses
      For sure no doubt.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Huskies are just shitty dogs. They aren't loyal to anyone and they don't love or trust their owners. They might as well be cats. Even a wild wolf is more loyal than one of those obnoxious autistic homosexuals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >horses
        >loyal
        A horse is like a motorcycle. Sure, not many people know how to get it going or ride it, but if you do, it's yours as long as you've been on it recently.

        Dogs and cats can both be trained for therapeutic purposes, and there are recorded cases of both dying of starvation after their owner commits suicide. Although to your point of loyalty towards a particular human, I think dogs might win, since they're pretty good at telling people apart.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >horses
      >loyal
      A horse is like a motorcycle. Sure, not many people know how to get it going or ride it, but if you do, it's yours as long as you've been on it recently.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dolphins
    >have long noses
    >are evil
    I'm seeing a pattern here.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so we have established it's not dolphins. I nominate dogs I guess.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i would never allow a little girl to swim next to a dolphin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Domesticated Dolphins are harmless. They are also one of the most intelligent animals thereby making them good pets. But ofcourse you shouldn't cage a dolphin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its because they're trained to understand that doing work gets you food and handies.
        Dolphins aren't so different from us. Actually, they're probably socially better. If you try to interact with a feral human you're more likely than not to get hit over the head with a rock, but wild dolphins are pretty chill. Even the "rapey" ones tend to just rub themselves against people.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          only the black specimens

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        domesticated dolphins dont exist you fricking moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Trained ones do exist.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bottlenoses socialize well enough with humans to just pluck any young one from the wild and use them as a trained entertainer with a few years of training, and that's a job as intense as herding sheep or leading a blind person. Before governments cracked down on the industry, they were getting bred for more docility and obedience, and it was working. They pass any test I I can think of for being domesticated.

            thats not domestication you pseuds
            "Domestication is a sustained multi-generational relationship in which humans assume a significant degree of control over the reproduction and care of another group of organisms to secure a more predictable supply of resources from that group."
            literally none of that applies to dolphins in ANY way and no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people

            you are fricking moronic if you actually think that

            on another note, you are also a moron for thinking high intelligence makes an animal a good pet, its the complete opposite.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Hard disagree. Breeding dolphins to be better and more readily available for entertaining is domestication. You'd have to be a massive, pedantic autist to pull out a fricking dictionary and twist meanings to argue that dolphin breeding doesn't count as domestication. Unless breeding dogs as pets or horses for riding isn't domestication.
              >no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people
              Yes it is.
              >you are also a moron for thinking high intelligence makes an animal a good pet, its the complete opposite.
              Okay go have fun with your ant farm kiddo.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You'd have to be a massive, pedantic autist
                Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

                By quite a few definitions, the average modern H. Sapiens is "domesticated" compared to a wild tribe from even 20k years ago.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                "pull out a fricking dictionary and twist meanings" no moron, the definition of domestication is an important one to conserve since letting dolphins breed in a controlled enviroment to later train them into entertainers is insanely different from selectively breeding over multiple generations (minimum 12) to get a finalized DOMESTICATED product.

                shut the frick up you Black person your on an its not your family dinner.
                >no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people
                >Yes it is.
                uh no you are moronic without clause.
                >Okay go have fun with your ant farm kiddo.
                you have no pets, no knowledge and can barely google, you wouldnt even be able to have ants you fricking lemming

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >since letting dolphins breed in a controlled enviroment
                You mean using AI to breed them between facilities to get the best target yield, which is how it is actually done. Dolphins are bred in the same way race horses are. Good sperm goes for a whopper price and comes frozen in the mail.
                Oh and we've been doing this since the 60s.

                And btw being an entertainer is just like sheep herding and leading blind people 🙂

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you are beyond delusional your fetishes dont give you any merit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick? Obsessed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                silence paincel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bottlenoses socialize well enough with humans to just pluck any young one from the wild and use them as a trained entertainer with a few years of training, and that's a job as intense as herding sheep or leading a blind person. Before governments cracked down on the industry, they were getting bred for more docility and obedience, and it was working. They pass any test I I can think of for being domesticated.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >thumbnail

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not female humans, that's for sure.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >most loyal animals
    >pic of dolphin and girl unrelated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idk. I just got it out of google/youtube. Was suprised someone included Dolphins.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally any time i see a dolphin now i assume theyre just moments away from raping something, i fricking hate them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did a dolphin rape your mom?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that opener image

    inb4 _THAT_ webm again

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are Dolphins even loyal?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The ones in the wild are usually psychotic. But in captivity, Dolphins will straight up ACK! themselves if their favorite human leaves them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Dolphins will straight up ACK! themselves
        How would that even work? They don't have necks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bash their head into a wall at full speed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Also they can drown themselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They rape

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my dong has never betrayed me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yet.

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