Definitely dogs. Particularly the smaller (not as smart) ones. Gf left her chihuahua with me for 2 weeks when her grandpa passed away and she had to go back to her town to deal with all that. The little shit didnt eat for the first 2 days. And after that all he would do is get up to eat, go to the bathroom, and then lay back down all day.
Parrot is. They'll consider you their life mate and can take years to move on when you die, if they ever do. The bond to a second owner is never as good, and oftentimes they refuse to let go at all.
Do not get a fledgling parrot unless you're likely to live longer than them. Seeing a bird broken by loss is heart rending.
>dogs
Not all. My family's husky is a gay and would warm up to everyone/anyone. Then again that could be on me for treating it to be nice. But I just can't get over the feeling that if it was stolen the dog would forget about me as soon as their new owner gives them food. >cats
Kek. >Horses
For sure no doubt.
Huskies are just shitty dogs. They aren't loyal to anyone and they don't love or trust their owners. They might as well be cats. Even a wild wolf is more loyal than one of those obnoxious autistic gays.
>horses >loyal
A horse is like a motorcycle. Sure, not many people know how to get it going or ride it, but if you do, it's yours as long as you've been on it recently.
Dogs and cats can both be trained for therapeutic purposes, and there are recorded cases of both dying of starvation after their owner commits suicide. Although to your point of loyalty towards a particular human, I think dogs might win, since they're pretty good at telling people apart.
>horses >loyal
A horse is like a motorcycle. Sure, not many people know how to get it going or ride it, but if you do, it's yours as long as you've been on it recently.
Domesticated Dolphins are harmless. They are also one of the most intelligent animals thereby making them good pets. But ofcourse you shouldn't cage a dolphin.
Its because they're trained to understand that doing work gets you food and handies.
Dolphins aren't so different from us. Actually, they're probably socially better. If you try to interact with a feral human you're more likely than not to get hit over the head with a rock, but wild dolphins are pretty chill. Even the "rapey" ones tend to just rub themselves against people.
Bottlenoses socialize well enough with humans to just pluck any young one from the wild and use them as a trained entertainer with a few years of training, and that's a job as intense as herding sheep or leading a blind person. Before governments cracked down on the industry, they were getting bred for more docility and obedience, and it was working. They pass any test I I can think of for being domesticated.
thats not domestication you pseuds
"Domestication is a sustained multi-generational relationship in which humans assume a significant degree of control over the reproduction and care of another group of organisms to secure a more predictable supply of resources from that group."
literally none of that applies to dolphins in ANY way and no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people
you are fucking retarded if you actually think that
on another note, you are also a retard for thinking high intelligence makes an animal a good pet, its the complete opposite.
Hard disagree. Breeding dolphins to be better and more readily available for entertaining is domestication. You'd have to be a massive, pedantic autist to pull out a fucking dictionary and twist meanings to argue that dolphin breeding doesn't count as domestication. Unless breeding dogs as pets or horses for riding isn't domestication. >no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people
Yes it is. >you are also a retard for thinking high intelligence makes an animal a good pet, its the complete opposite.
Okay go have fun with your ant farm kiddo.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>You'd have to be a massive, pedantic autist
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
By quite a few definitions, the average modern H. Sapiens is "domesticated" compared to a wild tribe from even 20k years ago.
2 months ago
Anonymous
"pull out a fucking dictionary and twist meanings" no retard, the definition of domestication is an important one to conserve since letting dolphins breed in a controlled enviroment to later train them into entertainers is insanely different from selectively breeding over multiple generations (minimum 12) to get a finalized DOMESTICATED product.
shut the fuck up you moron your on an its not your family dinner. >no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people >Yes it is.
uh no you are retarded without clause. >Okay go have fun with your ant farm kiddo.
you have no pets, no knowledge and can barely google, you wouldnt even be able to have ants you fucking lemming
2 months ago
Anonymous
>since letting dolphins breed in a controlled enviroment
You mean using AI to breed them between facilities to get the best target yield, which is how it is actually done. Dolphins are bred in the same way race horses are. Good sperm goes for a whopper price and comes frozen in the mail.
Oh and we've been doing this since the 60s.
And btw being an entertainer is just like sheep herding and leading blind people 🙂
2 months ago
Anonymous
you are beyond delusional your fetishes dont give you any merit
Bottlenoses socialize well enough with humans to just pluck any young one from the wild and use them as a trained entertainer with a few years of training, and that's a job as intense as herding sheep or leading a blind person. Before governments cracked down on the industry, they were getting bred for more docility and obedience, and it was working. They pass any test I I can think of for being domesticated.
as psycotic as dolphins are if they get attached to someone they are loyal as hell
raven
they are big floofy fren
Definitely dogs. Particularly the smaller (not as smart) ones. Gf left her chihuahua with me for 2 weeks when her grandpa passed away and she had to go back to her town to deal with all that. The little shit didnt eat for the first 2 days. And after that all he would do is get up to eat, go to the bathroom, and then lay back down all day.
Speaking from owning a couple definitely not human females
Where did you bought yours? Are you breeding them? Did you manage to get some cool morph?
Parrot is. They'll consider you their life mate and can take years to move on when you die, if they ever do. The bond to a second owner is never as good, and oftentimes they refuse to let go at all.
Do not get a fledgling parrot unless you're likely to live longer than them. Seeing a bird broken by loss is heart rending.
>the second bond is never as good
This applies to human females too
Probably dogs, cats, or horses (of course if we're not including humas).
>dogs
Not all. My family's husky is a gay and would warm up to everyone/anyone. Then again that could be on me for treating it to be nice. But I just can't get over the feeling that if it was stolen the dog would forget about me as soon as their new owner gives them food.
>cats
Kek.
>Horses
For sure no doubt.
Huskies are just shitty dogs. They aren't loyal to anyone and they don't love or trust their owners. They might as well be cats. Even a wild wolf is more loyal than one of those obnoxious autistic gays.
Dogs and cats can both be trained for therapeutic purposes, and there are recorded cases of both dying of starvation after their owner commits suicide. Although to your point of loyalty towards a particular human, I think dogs might win, since they're pretty good at telling people apart.
>horses
>loyal
A horse is like a motorcycle. Sure, not many people know how to get it going or ride it, but if you do, it's yours as long as you've been on it recently.
>dolphins
>have long noses
>are evil
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Ok so we have established it's not dolphins. I nominate dogs I guess.
i would never allow a little girl to swim next to a dolphin
Domesticated Dolphins are harmless. They are also one of the most intelligent animals thereby making them good pets. But ofcourse you shouldn't cage a dolphin.
Its because they're trained to understand that doing work gets you food and handies.
Dolphins aren't so different from us. Actually, they're probably socially better. If you try to interact with a feral human you're more likely than not to get hit over the head with a rock, but wild dolphins are pretty chill. Even the "rapey" ones tend to just rub themselves against people.
only the black specimens
domesticated dolphins dont exist you fucking retard
Trained ones do exist.
thats not domestication you pseuds
"Domestication is a sustained multi-generational relationship in which humans assume a significant degree of control over the reproduction and care of another group of organisms to secure a more predictable supply of resources from that group."
literally none of that applies to dolphins in ANY way and no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people
you are fucking retarded if you actually think that
on another note, you are also a retard for thinking high intelligence makes an animal a good pet, its the complete opposite.
Hard disagree. Breeding dolphins to be better and more readily available for entertaining is domestication. You'd have to be a massive, pedantic autist to pull out a fucking dictionary and twist meanings to argue that dolphin breeding doesn't count as domestication. Unless breeding dogs as pets or horses for riding isn't domestication.
>no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people
Yes it is.
>you are also a retard for thinking high intelligence makes an animal a good pet, its the complete opposite.
Okay go have fun with your ant farm kiddo.
>You'd have to be a massive, pedantic autist
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
By quite a few definitions, the average modern H. Sapiens is "domesticated" compared to a wild tribe from even 20k years ago.
"pull out a fucking dictionary and twist meanings" no retard, the definition of domestication is an important one to conserve since letting dolphins breed in a controlled enviroment to later train them into entertainers is insanely different from selectively breeding over multiple generations (minimum 12) to get a finalized DOMESTICATED product.
shut the fuck up you moron your on an its not your family dinner.
>no being an entertainer is nothing like sheep herding or leading blind people
>Yes it is.
uh no you are retarded without clause.
>Okay go have fun with your ant farm kiddo.
you have no pets, no knowledge and can barely google, you wouldnt even be able to have ants you fucking lemming
>since letting dolphins breed in a controlled enviroment
You mean using AI to breed them between facilities to get the best target yield, which is how it is actually done. Dolphins are bred in the same way race horses are. Good sperm goes for a whopper price and comes frozen in the mail.
Oh and we've been doing this since the 60s.
And btw being an entertainer is just like sheep herding and leading blind people 🙂
you are beyond delusional your fetishes dont give you any merit
What the fuck? Obsessed.
silence paincel
Bottlenoses socialize well enough with humans to just pluck any young one from the wild and use them as a trained entertainer with a few years of training, and that's a job as intense as herding sheep or leading a blind person. Before governments cracked down on the industry, they were getting bred for more docility and obedience, and it was working. They pass any test I I can think of for being domesticated.
>thumbnail
Not female humans, that's for sure.
>most loyal animals
>pic of dolphin and girl unrelated
Idk. I just got it out of google/youtube. Was suprised someone included Dolphins.
literally any time i see a dolphin now i assume theyre just moments away from raping something, i fucking hate them
Did a dolphin rape your mom?
>that opener image
inb4 _THAT_ webm again
Are Dolphins even loyal?
The ones in the wild are usually psychotic. But in captivity, Dolphins will straight up ACK! themselves if their favorite human leaves them.
>Dolphins will straight up ACK! themselves
How would that even work? They don't have necks.
bash their head into a wall at full speed
Also they can drown themselves.
They rape
my dong has never betrayed me.
yet.