Which pets are massive red flags?

Which pets are massive red flags?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeys and rats.
    They will destroy your entire country.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ctr+f no birb
    we keep wining birbgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I would avoid someone with a big ass parrot. I love them but they are loud as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bird people are gigachads

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Large carnivorous reptiles. Particularly snakes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i disagree
      im always impressed by CLEAN, HEALTHY, PROPERLY CARED FOR iverts, fish reptiles etc
      theyre not for me, i have a dog that can communicate his needs and still does my head in..
      but i appreciate the knowledge and care that goes into keeping these creatures and i find it endearing

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anytime a single woman owns a husky. There's no feasible way a 100lb woman can control an 80lb dog without cumming it daily.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women with rats, ferrets or bearded dragon.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crabs

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cat people are never quite right

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any rodent - girls with rats are always crazy.
    Horses, obviously.
    Single woman, large/muscular dog.
    Reptiles, if she has visible tattoos. Good in bed just not wife material.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pits, rotts, and dobies

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    snakes, huskies, pitbulls, and collies owned by men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a snake and he’s just the biggest wiggle sweedheawrt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how many puppies do you feed it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >collies owned by men
      Elaborate now

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not a man-hating israeli feminist but literally any single male with a pet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      huge red flag. it means they can comfortably turn you down no matter how open your legs are. avoid at all costs and have one more sticking point for when you try to manipulate them. men without pets are much easier to catch and keep control of.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and that IS a problem. Tricking men into providing for us is how we perpetuate the species.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pets are a family thing, that's not an appropriate companion for a single breeding age human, some fake pseudo-child

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >some fake pseudo-child
          More like pseudo wife in case of Husky owners.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only women and low test submen see animals as children instead of really stupid adults.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just feel empty without a dog I grew up with them:(

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does my koi pond count? I don't give any of them names or anything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're cool

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing a husky flags is her owner when she's in heat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of videos ya been watchin mate

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pit bulls and chihuahua tier "dogs"

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any dog with pit fighting lineage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aka Bull-Type Terriers

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snakes, spiders, cats, husky/pit bull.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why spiders?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snakes, spiders, cats, husky/pit bull.

      Cats are based. Go back to redd*t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying redditards ever shut the frick up about cats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cats literally have no feelings towards their owners, owning a cat is a cuck move

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They do. They basically think you're their mother or their child and there are in-betweens. When we domesticated cats they got more social than the wild ones.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever seen a cat in real life? Is this a fricking alien posting?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Never owned a cat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. brainwashed by a unfeeling cat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's too late, the toxoplasmosis got to him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fippy bippy

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