where the fuck are my beautiful cloned mammoth babies

where the frick are my beautiful cloned mammoth babies

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cucksevatives wont allow it because "playing God"

    yes they still use that argument likes the 70's or some shit

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but how would they taste?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE NEANDERTHAL

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to work with Russia and reintroduce them to Siberia. Russia just committed international suicide. The two are related

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are they winning?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not in the mammoth department it seems

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Driven to extinction by a bunch of hairless apes with pointy sticks
    Absolute jobbers.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want my mammoth cheese, bros

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is artificially impregnating a female elephant with the cloned embryo since they have elephantine sized reproductive tracts.
    Then even if it does take elephants gestate for 2 years, so theres plenty of opportunity for the baby mammoth to become non viable.
    On top of all that, the baby mastodon won't have anyone to teach it how to be a mastadon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they have elephantine sized reproductive tracts
      A wooly mammoth is about the same size as an elephant. They weren’t particularly huge by elephant standards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most mammoths are basically just extra hairy elephants. Just elephant but fuzzier

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mastadons are not the same thing as mammoths

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mastodon genus being called "Mammut" will never not be confusing as hell.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        Yeah, that is about how America works compared to Europe, when it comes to anything that matters (e.g. cities, culture,...).

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capture an elephant and take it to siberia

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick are my beautiful dodo chicks
    where the frick are my beautiful tasmanian tiger cubs
    where the frick is my velociraptor girlfriend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know damn well those dodos were some good eatin or they'd still be around. I want the dodo to replace the chicken as a main source of foul meat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were just mutant pigeons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your velociraptor girlfriend isn’t beautiful? How sad 🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no sabrecat gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and you may find yourself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >velociraptor girlfriend
      how wud u live?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 more years

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