where the fuck are my beautiful cloned mammoth babies

where the fuck are my beautiful cloned mammoth babies

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cucksevatives wont allow it because "playing God"

    yes they still use that argument likes the 70's or some shit

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but how would they taste?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE NEANDERTHAL

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to work with Russia and reintroduce them to Siberia. Russia just committed international suicide. The two are related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are they winning?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not in the mammoth department it seems

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Driven to extinction by a bunch of hairless apes with pointy sticks
    Absolute jobbers.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want my mammoth cheese, bros

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is artificially impregnating a female elephant with the cloned embryo since they have elephantine sized reproductive tracts.
    Then even if it does take elephants gestate for 2 years, so theres plenty of opportunity for the baby mammoth to become non viable.
    On top of all that, the baby mastodon won't have anyone to teach it how to be a mastadon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they have elephantine sized reproductive tracts
      A wooly mammoth is about the same size as an elephant. They weren’t particularly huge by elephant standards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most mammoths are basically just extra hairy elephants. Just elephant but fuzzier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mastadons are not the same thing as mammoths

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The mastodon genus being called "Mammut" will never not be confusing as hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        Yeah, that is about how America works compared to Europe, when it comes to anything that matters (e.g. cities, culture,...).

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capture an elephant and take it to siberia

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the fuck are my beautiful dodo chicks
    where the fuck are my beautiful tasmanian tiger cubs
    where the fuck is my velociraptor girlfriend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know damn well those dodos were some good eatin or they'd still be around. I want the dodo to replace the chicken as a main source of foul meat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were just mutant pigeons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your velociraptor girlfriend isn’t beautiful? How sad 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no sabrecat gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and you may find yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >velociraptor girlfriend
      how wud u live?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 more years

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