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What's the verdict?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he cute

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the verdict?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most expensive fursuits in the world don't even look that realistic, and this is clearly some dogshit under-maintained shithole zoo, so...

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's real.
    The vast majority of people haven't seen bears walk on their hind legs, so they assume it's fake.
    I'm pretty sure this is the origin of bigfoot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      anon just solved 90% of cryptid sightings

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, I never thought about that, you might be right.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        anon just solved 90% of cryptid sightings

        It's real.
        The vast majority of people haven't seen bears walk on their hind legs, so they assume it's fake.
        I'm pretty sure this is the origin of bigfoot.

        I think crows and ravens are the origin of auditory hauntings. They can talk, even sounding like people they've heard and even sing/hum human songs. Imagine a crow hearing a kid singing ring-around-a-rosie then, later, sing it himself within earshot of some people in a spooky old house.
        You bet yo' Mama's sweet ass they're gonna think that shit is haunted.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with you about that too, there has been some discussion about this here I think.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s literally a fricking pokemon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks dumb. Pokémon really when down hill after 2004.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ursaring was made in 1999 moron. However it got picrel evolution last year which looks amazing.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the book of swindles is their greatest work so this might be true.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did evolution mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mmmm termites

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature: "hmm... need to give the humans more wife material."

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think this is a cause of a abused animal at worst. these bears are naturally fricking weird looking. doesnt mean i dont love them though. if youve ever seen them before hell not even in person they naturally are odd. cool animals though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere that a skinned bear and a skinned man are hard to tell apart. The body structure is closer than you'd think.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heard these things are smarter than average grizzly while also less aggressive than them, so I wonder if they could make a good pet if tamed

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    China shouldn't be allowed to own zoos.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Years ago I dated a Beijing girl and one of our dates in her shitty rural minor city was a visit to the local zoo. Man. The horror. If you think that bear is malnourished you should see the ones they had there. I'm pretty sure that the pictures are still in some HDD in my parents house but They were like a mix of this bear and the zombie dogs of resident evil 1.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My best friend's wife is from Guangdong but raised around Beijing and he's visited both areas when seeing in-laws there.
      They went to a restaurant somewhere where they had owls in tiny cages that they would slaughter, butcher and stir fry while you wait. He paid to watch them set an owl free but it couldn't fly off.
      That encounter completely ruined his trip. His wife warned him that her countrymen are barbaric subhumans (her actual words) and admitting to being one herself and not having "an actual soul" until leaving China for good.
      That trip changed him, man. He wasn't prepared for just his inhumane those people are.
      I lived in Singapore as a kid and neighbours constantly talked shit on "mainlanders" to my parents.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally everything that comes out of that country is a fake. It's actually hilarious they expect anyone to believe these lies. The Chinese government could claim the sun is made of ice and act bewildered no one believes them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's generally true, but in this instance it really is just a sun bear, and that's what they look like.

      t. has seen sun bears in person on several occasions

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinks that China is the only country faking zoo animals

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate everyone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to trick people into believing gorillas are real
        Holy based

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't there Crocs painted with zebra colors once?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these motherfrickers look so weird? Is it because they have short fur? Do all bears secretly look like this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They climb a lot more than other bears and don't need to build fat reserves for hibernation in their tropical habitat, so they have this weird lanky physique that makes them look like fricked up tailless mustelids.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Balu from The Jungle Book supposed to be a sun bear in the source material? Been forever since I read Kipling.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A sloth bear I believe.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hehe baer

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think the bear is fake, just get inside and slap him in the face.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      claws still can hurt you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glow in the dark asiatics will appear and stop you before you even get close, and you'll wake up in an internment camp.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has the mentality of a prey with all the weapons of a predator, shit's dangerous like a Zebra I won't get close, they maul a lot of people too, hell no to that!

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the fakest real bear I’ve ever seen

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about chinese bears in a man costume?
    Have they denied that allegation too?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bear has negative ass

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Believing sunbears are real is like believing the Earth is flat to be quite frankly with you.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costumes are pretty fricking realistic these days

    https://news.yahoo.com/japanese-man-spent-16k-become-211110478.html

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even with friends, Toco remains careful. “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird,” he told the Mirror in December.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He fricking is weird, but I'd still fricks with him if we were friends already.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spends $12000 to become a border collie
      >get turned into a rough collie instead

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even better!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >STAGGERING
        That's like just twice as much some pay for a normal collie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >top comment: this is just like trannies in America!
      >sauciety is collapsing
      when did yahoo become an imageboard?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    goofy looking frickers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      About to lick your woman

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could say he’s smarter than the average bear

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is unsettling. I had no idea they stood up so much and so well.

      • 8 months ago
        Chud Anon

        I HATE THESE THINGS SO FRICKING MUCH, It's like that movie Tusk but they turn you into a bear not a walrus.

        I really really dislike how it moves

        >NOOOO HES SO GROSS AND CREEPY AHHHH IM GOING INSAAAAAANE

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE THESE THINGS SO FRICKING MUCH, It's like that movie Tusk but they turn you into a bear not a walrus.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really really dislike how it moves

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, the way he pushed it open

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should look up Stoffel the honey badger on YouTube. Animals can be a lot smarter than we think.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No no no don't close I want my freedom!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looked like a man when pushing the bars

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on the body proportions and angles, I think this particular vid is really a bear.
      If it's a dude, he would have to be in tip-top shape to handle some of the squatting/standing at odd angles, and have the weirdest leg/torso/arm ratio I've ever seen. The fur also seems natural, not a suit.

      OP's pic is absolutely a man in a bear suit, though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OP's pic is absolutely a man in a bear suit, though.
        go look at the actual video and say that again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously a fricking bear. Look at him sticking his tongue out and licking shit. You need to a stick a whole fricking animatronic head on top of the bear suit, and even then the guy INSIDE THE SUIT wouldn't have any practical way to manipulate the controls, so you'd need another set of staff members moving the head around remotely.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's absolutely a man in a sun bear costume because if there was really a living animal in china someone would have broken into the zoo butchered it ate it and turned its bones into dick hardening powder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't just turn people into dick hardening powder?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They probably do that as well.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        humans aren't endangered enough to have magical penis hardening powers

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is the magical penis-hardening power directly related to how many of a species is left in the wild?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, Chinese boner pills are made of things like white rhino, tigers, elephant tusks, pretty much any endangered animal.
            The reason those supposed "ancient Chinese medicines" exist is because the CCP made that shit up to excuse their own lack of modern medicine. Not so much anymore but for the first 60 or so years of its existence they had to make medicine seem like some rare unobtainable thing because in China it was exactly that. Unfortunately it stuck in their culture and now wealthy chinks hunt endangered species to extinction at great expense so their tiny peepees can get hard.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Not so much anymore
              It is very much still promoted by the CCP, unfortunately. It's a big business so now the Party has financial incentives to keep it going. All the big TCM conglomerates have heavy ties to high ranking CCP members.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can but only people with rare origin

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so like albin-
          Wait.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally do that with aborted embrios. Look it up. Supposedly dead baby soup helps with dick hardening

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did but almost got caught and the only way to avoid jail was to wear the hide of the bear and pretend it was still alive to fool the zoo visitors and workers

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's china so it's automatically false, even if it's true

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