It's real.
The vast majority of people haven't seen bears walk on their hind legs, so they assume it's fake.
I'm pretty sure this is the origin of bigfoot.
It's real.
The vast majority of people haven't seen bears walk on their hind legs, so they assume it's fake.
I'm pretty sure this is the origin of bigfoot.
I think crows and ravens are the origin of auditory hauntings. They can talk, even sounding like people they've heard and even sing/hum human songs. Imagine a crow hearing a kid singing ring-around-a-rosie then, later, sing it himself within earshot of some people in a spooky old house.
You bet yo' Mama's sweet ass they're gonna think that shit is haunted.
i think this is a cause of a abused animal at worst. these bears are naturally fricking weird looking. doesnt mean i dont love them though. if youve ever seen them before hell not even in person they naturally are odd. cool animals though
Years ago I dated a Beijing girl and one of our dates in her shitty rural minor city was a visit to the local zoo. Man. The horror. If you think that bear is malnourished you should see the ones they had there. I'm pretty sure that the pictures are still in some HDD in my parents house but They were like a mix of this bear and the zombie dogs of resident evil 1.
My best friend's wife is from Guangdong but raised around Beijing and he's visited both areas when seeing in-laws there.
They went to a restaurant somewhere where they had owls in tiny cages that they would slaughter, butcher and stir fry while you wait. He paid to watch them set an owl free but it couldn't fly off.
That encounter completely ruined his trip. His wife warned him that her countrymen are barbaric subhumans (her actual words) and admitting to being one herself and not having "an actual soul" until leaving China for good.
That trip changed him, man. He wasn't prepared for just his inhumane those people are.
I lived in Singapore as a kid and neighbours constantly talked shit on "mainlanders" to my parents.
Literally everything that comes out of that country is a fake. It's actually hilarious they expect anyone to believe these lies. The Chinese government could claim the sun is made of ice and act bewildered no one believes them.
They climb a lot more than other bears and don't need to build fat reserves for hibernation in their tropical habitat, so they have this weird lanky physique that makes them look like fricked up tailless mustelids.
It has the mentality of a prey with all the weapons of a predator, shit's dangerous like a Zebra I won't get close, they maul a lot of people too, hell no to that!
Based on the body proportions and angles, I think this particular vid is really a bear.
If it's a dude, he would have to be in tip-top shape to handle some of the squatting/standing at odd angles, and have the weirdest leg/torso/arm ratio I've ever seen. The fur also seems natural, not a suit.
OP's pic is absolutely a man in a bear suit, though.
Obviously a fricking bear. Look at him sticking his tongue out and licking shit. You need to a stick a whole fricking animatronic head on top of the bear suit, and even then the guy INSIDE THE SUIT wouldn't have any practical way to manipulate the controls, so you'd need another set of staff members moving the head around remotely.
it's absolutely a man in a sun bear costume because if there was really a living animal in china someone would have broken into the zoo butchered it ate it and turned its bones into dick hardening powder
Yes, Chinese boner pills are made of things like white rhino, tigers, elephant tusks, pretty much any endangered animal.
The reason those supposed "ancient Chinese medicines" exist is because the CCP made that shit up to excuse their own lack of modern medicine. Not so much anymore but for the first 60 or so years of its existence they had to make medicine seem like some rare unobtainable thing because in China it was exactly that. Unfortunately it stuck in their culture and now wealthy chinks hunt endangered species to extinction at great expense so their tiny peepees can get hard.
>Not so much anymore
It is very much still promoted by the CCP, unfortunately. It's a big business so now the Party has financial incentives to keep it going. All the big TCM conglomerates have heavy ties to high ranking CCP members.
He did but almost got caught and the only way to avoid jail was to wear the hide of the bear and pretend it was still alive to fool the zoo visitors and workers
he cute
>What's the verdict?
The most expensive fursuits in the world don't even look that realistic, and this is clearly some dogshit under-maintained shithole zoo, so...
It's real.
The vast majority of people haven't seen bears walk on their hind legs, so they assume it's fake.
I'm pretty sure this is the origin of bigfoot.
kek
anon just solved 90% of cryptid sightings
Shit, I never thought about that, you might be right.
I think crows and ravens are the origin of auditory hauntings. They can talk, even sounding like people they've heard and even sing/hum human songs. Imagine a crow hearing a kid singing ring-around-a-rosie then, later, sing it himself within earshot of some people in a spooky old house.
You bet yo' Mama's sweet ass they're gonna think that shit is haunted.
I agree with you about that too, there has been some discussion about this here I think.
That’s literally a fricking pokemon
Looks dumb. Pokémon really when down hill after 2004.
Ursaring was made in 1999 moron. However it got picrel evolution last year which looks amazing.
the book of swindles is their greatest work so this might be true.
What did evolution mean by this?
mmmm termites
Nature: "hmm... need to give the humans more wife material."
i think this is a cause of a abused animal at worst. these bears are naturally fricking weird looking. doesnt mean i dont love them though. if youve ever seen them before hell not even in person they naturally are odd. cool animals though
I read somewhere that a skinned bear and a skinned man are hard to tell apart. The body structure is closer than you'd think.
Heard these things are smarter than average grizzly while also less aggressive than them, so I wonder if they could make a good pet if tamed
China shouldn't be allowed to own zoos.
Years ago I dated a Beijing girl and one of our dates in her shitty rural minor city was a visit to the local zoo. Man. The horror. If you think that bear is malnourished you should see the ones they had there. I'm pretty sure that the pictures are still in some HDD in my parents house but They were like a mix of this bear and the zombie dogs of resident evil 1.
My best friend's wife is from Guangdong but raised around Beijing and he's visited both areas when seeing in-laws there.
They went to a restaurant somewhere where they had owls in tiny cages that they would slaughter, butcher and stir fry while you wait. He paid to watch them set an owl free but it couldn't fly off.
That encounter completely ruined his trip. His wife warned him that her countrymen are barbaric subhumans (her actual words) and admitting to being one herself and not having "an actual soul" until leaving China for good.
That trip changed him, man. He wasn't prepared for just his inhumane those people are.
I lived in Singapore as a kid and neighbours constantly talked shit on "mainlanders" to my parents.
Literally everything that comes out of that country is a fake. It's actually hilarious they expect anyone to believe these lies. The Chinese government could claim the sun is made of ice and act bewildered no one believes them.
That's generally true, but in this instance it really is just a sun bear, and that's what they look like.
t. has seen sun bears in person on several occasions
>Thinks that China is the only country faking zoo animals
I hate everyone.
>trying to trick people into believing gorillas are real
Holy based
Wasn't there Crocs painted with zebra colors once?
Why do these motherfrickers look so weird? Is it because they have short fur? Do all bears secretly look like this?
They climb a lot more than other bears and don't need to build fat reserves for hibernation in their tropical habitat, so they have this weird lanky physique that makes them look like fricked up tailless mustelids.
Isn't Balu from The Jungle Book supposed to be a sun bear in the source material? Been forever since I read Kipling.
A sloth bear I believe.
hehe baer
If you think the bear is fake, just get inside and slap him in the face.
claws still can hurt you
Glow in the dark asiatics will appear and stop you before you even get close, and you'll wake up in an internment camp.
It has the mentality of a prey with all the weapons of a predator, shit's dangerous like a Zebra I won't get close, they maul a lot of people too, hell no to that!
It’s the fakest real bear I’ve ever seen
what about chinese bears in a man costume?
Have they denied that allegation too?
bear has negative ass
Believing sunbears are real is like believing the Earth is flat to be quite frankly with you.
Costumes are pretty fricking realistic these days
https://news.yahoo.com/japanese-man-spent-16k-become-211110478.html
>Even with friends, Toco remains careful. “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird,” he told the Mirror in December.
He fricking is weird, but I'd still fricks with him if we were friends already.
>spends $12000 to become a border collie
>get turned into a rough collie instead
Even better!
>STAGGERING
That's like just twice as much some pay for a normal collie.
>top comment: this is just like trannies in America!
>sauciety is collapsing
when did yahoo become an imageboard?
goofy looking frickers
About to lick your woman
You could say he’s smarter than the average bear
this is unsettling. I had no idea they stood up so much and so well.
>NOOOO HES SO GROSS AND CREEPY AHHHH IM GOING INSAAAAAANE
I HATE THESE THINGS SO FRICKING MUCH, It's like that movie Tusk but they turn you into a bear not a walrus.
I really really dislike how it moves
holy shit, the way he pushed it open
You should look up Stoffel the honey badger on YouTube. Animals can be a lot smarter than we think.
>No no no don't close I want my freedom!
he looked like a man when pushing the bars
That's a man
Based on the body proportions and angles, I think this particular vid is really a bear.
If it's a dude, he would have to be in tip-top shape to handle some of the squatting/standing at odd angles, and have the weirdest leg/torso/arm ratio I've ever seen. The fur also seems natural, not a suit.
OP's pic is absolutely a man in a bear suit, though.
>OP's pic is absolutely a man in a bear suit, though.
go look at the actual video and say that again
Obviously a fricking bear. Look at him sticking his tongue out and licking shit. You need to a stick a whole fricking animatronic head on top of the bear suit, and even then the guy INSIDE THE SUIT wouldn't have any practical way to manipulate the controls, so you'd need another set of staff members moving the head around remotely.
it's absolutely a man in a sun bear costume because if there was really a living animal in china someone would have broken into the zoo butchered it ate it and turned its bones into dick hardening powder
You can't just turn people into dick hardening powder?
They probably do that as well.
humans aren't endangered enough to have magical penis hardening powers
Is the magical penis-hardening power directly related to how many of a species is left in the wild?
Yes, Chinese boner pills are made of things like white rhino, tigers, elephant tusks, pretty much any endangered animal.
The reason those supposed "ancient Chinese medicines" exist is because the CCP made that shit up to excuse their own lack of modern medicine. Not so much anymore but for the first 60 or so years of its existence they had to make medicine seem like some rare unobtainable thing because in China it was exactly that. Unfortunately it stuck in their culture and now wealthy chinks hunt endangered species to extinction at great expense so their tiny peepees can get hard.
>Not so much anymore
It is very much still promoted by the CCP, unfortunately. It's a big business so now the Party has financial incentives to keep it going. All the big TCM conglomerates have heavy ties to high ranking CCP members.
You can but only people with rare origin
Oh, so like albin-
Wait.
They literally do that with aborted embrios. Look it up. Supposedly dead baby soup helps with dick hardening
He did but almost got caught and the only way to avoid jail was to wear the hide of the bear and pretend it was still alive to fool the zoo visitors and workers
it's china so it's automatically false, even if it's true