humans have been known to kill anacondas, wolves, black bears, grizzly/brown bears, leopards, etc BARE HANDED. basically everything short of a rhino if we're talking size and strength
How is using a gun cheating? If we aren't allowed to use our brains and our limbs our opponents shouldn't be allowed to either. Go ahead - put a lobotomised quadriplegic human in a cage match against a lobotomised quadriplegic animal. I'm sure it'll be riveting to watch.
How is using a gun cheating? If we aren't allowed to use our brains and our limbs our opponents shouldn't be allowed to either. Go ahead - put a lobotomised quadriplegic human in a cage match against a lobotomised quadriplegic animal. I'm sure it'll be riveting to watch.
A whale can hold it’s breath for an for and a half, it could easily hold it’s breath long enough for you to die and then scrape your body or loogie your body off it’s blowhole.
Sure, but they cheated by using weapons and numbers instead of an honest 1v1 fistfight with bare hands.
What can a mammoth actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Most retarded post I've seen in a while. Are you mentally handicapped? >and its too sluggish to get away
Ever seen a bull elephant charge? >while you repeatedly pommel it from behind.
Would literally be the equivalent of a mouse bashing your leg with its tiny paw >If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Lmao literal video game physics
Most retarded post I've seen in a while. Are you mentally handicapped? >and its too sluggish to get away
Ever seen a bull elephant charge? >while you repeatedly pommel it from behind.
Would literally be the equivalent of a mouse bashing your leg with its tiny paw >If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Lmao literal video game physics
>If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam
You're going to get people killed with this advice. Everyone knows you jump at the moment of impact to avoid the shockwaves.
This.
One grizzly bear kill by unarmed man choking it was confirmed, there's at least one other story but its from Russia and hasn't been verified iirc.
Lions get killed by unarmed savages fighting on retard strength every few decades, there was one a few years ago. Obviously they aren't the biggest lions out there but still.
The Canada goose.
humans have been known to kill anacondas, wolves, black bears, grizzly/brown bears, leopards, etc BARE HANDED. basically everything short of a rhino if we're talking size and strength
well someone managed to get your mother on her back so that must be up there
How is a gun cheating? If animals could use guns too they would
Using a gun is cheating the same way attacking when your enemy is awake is cheating.
How is using a gun cheating? If we aren't allowed to use our brains and our limbs our opponents shouldn't be allowed to either. Go ahead - put a lobotomised quadriplegic human in a cage match against a lobotomised quadriplegic animal. I'm sure it'll be riveting to watch.
just the sheer ridiculousness of a cage match between two quadriplegic lobotomized anything makes me laugh out loud lmao
Reminds me of
They aren't even trying
I bailed out of a tree and killed a whitetail with an elbow drop back in my early 20s.
Blue whale. Just put a fist in their blow hole and they suffocate to death. Their arms aren't long enough to knock you off so it's an easy win.
A whale can hold it’s breath for an for and a half, it could easily hold it’s breath long enough for you to die and then scrape your body or loogie your body off it’s blowhole.
does chasing animals to their exhaustion count?
they hunt like that in africa
We know that primitive man hunted woolly mammoths.
Sure, but they cheated by using weapons and numbers instead of an honest 1v1 fistfight with bare hands.
>"""cheating"""
HisoKEKbros...
Because animals are so well known for their hand-to-hand fighting skills and sense of fairness during combat.
What can a mammoth actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
They aren't THAT slow. Fuckers can charge at you.
kek, people still fall for the copypasta bait
And I love it.
Most retarded post I've seen in a while. Are you mentally handicapped?
>and its too sluggish to get away
Ever seen a bull elephant charge?
>while you repeatedly pommel it from behind.
Would literally be the equivalent of a mouse bashing your leg with its tiny paw
>If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Lmao literal video game physics
Lurk moar newfag
>If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam
You're going to get people killed with this advice. Everyone knows you jump at the moment of impact to avoid the shockwaves.
Yer mum, m8.
That bitch mighty af. She whooped Spiderman's ass. Uses Magneto to keep papers on her fridge and shit.
what does this expression mean?
Apologetic mischief.
Yes, but what man was able to defeat Anon's mighty mum?
Both grizzly bears and lions have been killed by unarmed men who managed to get blood chokes on them (generally by biting the neck).
This.
One grizzly bear kill by unarmed man choking it was confirmed, there's at least one other story but its from Russia and hasn't been verified iirc.
Lions get killed by unarmed savages fighting on retard strength every few decades, there was one a few years ago. Obviously they aren't the biggest lions out there but still.
source?
Any other cheating what?