Holy shit so true
Theyre always so quick to tell you about it too like their 15 word cat's name is their whole personality
If youre over 10 and not registering a thoroughbred, cut that shit out. Its not cute or funny
Hard to beat Black person Man, but here are some superb ones I've heard over the years while working with a veterinarian:
- Fungus
- Patchwork
- Alex (in a family where dad, mom, and son are all called Alex)
- Fire
- Clorox
- Auxilio (IIRC "help" in Spanish, as in what you scream when needing help)
- Bacteria Killer
- Dog
- Jesus Christ
- Gesundheit (lit. "health" in German, but also what you say after someone sneezes, like "bless you")
- Apocalypse
- Fatto
- Tweety
- Salt
- Julius Cesar Jr.
Alexander, Alexandra, and Alexander Jr. Sometimes it happens.
People don't just lie then? I just about my pet's name if it's too cringe for public. How are they gonna know it's not his name? Ask him?
I wouldn't know, I'm not the veterinarian, so these were all shared second-hand except for Fungus, which was one of ugliest dogs I've ever seen (and after which I started asking about crazy pet names that came through), Apocalypse, a mean-looking cat (but actually peaceful and well-behaved), and my favourite, Julius Cesar Jr., a very old bearded dragon.
>chat gpt
D:
>using punctuation and listing things means you're a chatbot
How about you lurk for a billion years before posting, you triple Black personhomosexual?
>Get a dog
>Call it 'Stay'
>Take it to pet school
>Got kicked out on the first day
Worth it. I'm going to name his successor 'Sit'.
Champion Cathan Fable Little Star
Overly elaborate pet names are one of the most tryhard quirky things you can do
Holy shit so true
Theyre always so quick to tell you about it too like their 15 word cat's name is their whole personality
If youre over 10 and not registering a thoroughbred, cut that shit out. Its not cute or funny
You made it super obvious that you are replying to yourself.
[HINT] Lack of punctuation.
But there is punctuation in my post?
You made it super obvious youre a dull moron whose personality is his cats gay name though
Years ago a family member had a golden retriever named Rhinestone Cowboy of Xanadu.
Black person-Man. The officially approved Wauf mascot.
Wasn't his cat, Lovecraft never owned any pets.
Homophobic Dog's real name is Whitney Chewston.
>Wasn't his cat
So? OP asked what's the best pet name ever.
Hard to beat Black person Man, but here are some superb ones I've heard over the years while working with a veterinarian:
- Fungus
- Patchwork
- Alex (in a family where dad, mom, and son are all called Alex)
- Fire
- Clorox
- Auxilio (IIRC "help" in Spanish, as in what you scream when needing help)
- Bacteria Killer
- Dog
- Jesus Christ
- Gesundheit (lit. "health" in German, but also what you say after someone sneezes, like "bless you")
- Apocalypse
- Fatto
- Tweety
- Salt
- Julius Cesar Jr.
>- Alex (in a family where dad, mom, and son are all called Alex)
what the frick
Alexander, Alexandra, and Alexander Jr. Sometimes it happens.
I wouldn't know, I'm not the veterinarian, so these were all shared second-hand except for Fungus, which was one of ugliest dogs I've ever seen (and after which I started asking about crazy pet names that came through), Apocalypse, a mean-looking cat (but actually peaceful and well-behaved), and my favourite, Julius Cesar Jr., a very old bearded dragon.
>using punctuation and listing things means you're a chatbot
How about you lurk for a billion years before posting, you triple Black personhomosexual?
People don't just lie then? I just about my pet's name if it's too cringe for public. How are they gonna know it's not his name? Ask him?
>chat gpt
D:
Clorox is pretty funny and has a unique sound to it. Fire is great to yell out though.