What's it like owning a Husky?

What's it like owning a Husky?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell you what its like living next to one

    not fun

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      >5 hours of silence
      >AAAAAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're supposed to live with them

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Husky b***hes are built for human men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All dogs are.
      >seduce humans, get more food
      >no disadvantages to being humanfrickers
      >ergo, dogs experienced evolutionary pressure to be built for human men

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't make good pets. You'd have to have a passion for the breed rather than a desire to have a good companion to own a husky, bevause they simply don't make good pets compared to other dog breeds.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very based, only good dog i've ever had

    Negatives: Hates being alone, super smart
    Neutral: Eats cats, chickens, rodents (mine stakes out the bushes and swallows voles whole), "racist" only gets along with certain breeds and ignores the rest, literally autistic (has to walk across the backyard following right angles, wtf man)
    Positives: Super smart, very soft, likes to cuddle, little/no barking, good smelling, not aggressive and bitey, worst thing she ever did was get snarly and pushy because someones b***h in heat got out and started licking her butthole (wtf man)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >husky
      >no barking
      I guess if you count "singing" as not barking

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Singing
        >10-20 seconds of "woo woo woo woo! wuuuuuuoooooh" if someone comes over then quiet and only speaks when spoken too
        >barking
        >3-4 "woofs" if someone leaves the street and starts walking towards the house
        seems fine to me. all dogs should be like this
        >different barks for in house/near house
        >doesn't uselessly bark at people across the street

        They don't make good pets. You'd have to have a passion for the breed rather than a desire to have a good companion to own a husky, bevause they simply don't make good pets compared to other dog breeds.

        you have a messed up definition of "good pet". they have the same needs as all other dogs that aren't mentally/physically impaired.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>10-20 seconds of "woo woo woo woo! wuuuuuuoooooh" if someone comes over then quiet and only speaks when spoken too
          literally like my huskies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someones b***h in heat got out and started licking her butthole (wtf man)
      Karma for all her vicious pitbull humpings.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally autistic (has to walk across the backyard following right angles, wtf man)
      My sides

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No 50 lbs of fur during shedding season(s) in negatives?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you think pillow and mattress stuffing comes from?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not from my floor, couch and bed that's for sure

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mine stakes out the bushes and swallows voles whole
      Hot

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The furhomosexual meme breed
    No legitimate reason to buy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, if you're pulling sleds you could use a couple.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are very smart
    They do not care about your opinions very much
    They are only sort of attached to their owners and adapt easily to new ones
    They get bored very easily
    They have very low sex drives, especially females, and will go pitbull mode on unwanted males, and slow down as they age to 1 heat a year or less. Not a profitable BYB dog and prone to killing your stud.
    They are very prone to same sex aggression
    They are not gregarious with other dogs and ignore them at best. They are very hostile towards "immature" (puppy like, friendly) behavior on the part of other dogs and only get along with older dogs of other working breeds. Hostile behavior looks scarier than it is, but people will still freak out when your husky tackles their poodle, pins it on the ground with a paw, and snarls in its face until it cries.
    They are extremely prone to littermate syndrome.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds kind of like a cat

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty. Huskies are the gayest fricking dogs around. Get a German Shepard instead.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit legs. Too many health issues.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of kisses and sometimes peanut butter treats

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can be really nice but they'll try to murder the shit out of anything that fits in their mouths. Do not get a husky if you also own other types of animals smaller than it.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of awoo and a lot of pulling on a leash.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine doesn't like awoo'ing

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