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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am actually very disturbed than people actively hunt and kill Patrick Bateman for sport.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels kinda weird going to other channel videos featuring uncle Ben and hearing him speak normally

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin should collab with Leoon the lobster

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are prarie dogs as pets anyway?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      big ounce seems like a great pet, but im not sure if hes an anomaly for a prairie dog or not

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        he used to be more aggressive, then he just randomly mellowed out.
        they can be quite mean. a family friend had one once, and he'd straight up chase strangers out of the house.

        i wonder why kevin never kicks? i wonder if it has something to do with his psychotic aggression.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Big Ounce.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sanest bird

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been slowly going through his videos from the beginning and now Ben gently singing ok I pull up to his capybaras lives rent free in my head

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which episode?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    silly snek
    kevin did it better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol he's slowly turning into Steve Irwin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not the first, nor the last time something bites him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        H-he's not gonna get stabbed now is he? Who would be the most likely culprit in the ranch?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kevin with a switchblade.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Let's be honest, Kevin wouldn't need a switchblade.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dababy is most likely to seriously hurt him deliberately, followed by homelander by accident.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dababy would never hurt Uncle Ben seriously. They just play-fight.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              well thats what i mean, at what point do those play fights become out of hand for Ben, hes already getting pretty bad cuts on his arms and that kangaroos only going to get stronger

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Some homless crackhead will wander onto the propperty, Uncle Ben will shoot him and the situation will escalate from there eventually culminating in most of the animals being destroyed and several dead law enforcement officials

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What if the homeless crackhead gets jumped by all of the animals? Is uncle ben liable for that?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think if that happens there might just be an extra dirt mound in one of the videos and we'd never know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Remember the coyote he clowned on some months back?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://gizmodo.com/that-ostrich-over-there-it-is-totally-into-you-5876033
    sexual frustration

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I owned Kevin, he would've respected me within the first week. Just sayin'.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm vegetarian, but I make exceptions.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why no cassowary?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not killing and eating a cassowary, are you? I would never.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I take it you've never played Knifey-Spoony.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you so much for bumping my thread. Love ya, appreciate ya and I see you in the next urban rescue ranch thread. Oh, almost forgot to tell you AAAAAAAAAAA

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ben = Rod Hull
    Kevin = Emu

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where'd his suit go? Was it too powerful?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sad to say the URR really is run better than 99% of zoos. Most of them are lead by business majors, not biologists or even people with basic fricking empathy so every zoo and public aquarium is visibly a trainwreck. And god help you if you ever get a look behind the scenes, like working at one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how does he feed all of them in a single day?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he has help.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He has volunteers and interns.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Disgruntled zoo employee, can confirm. Our employee satisfaction surveys consistently show animal care/vet department AKA the people who know about the animals that are the main feature of the zoo are unhappy and stressed, administrations response is, "Well that's the case at all zoos so we're doing phenomenal." Get me out of here lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        America is literally satan's country. This is all because of the obsession with profit motive. Zoos aren't supposed to be run as businesses and nearly every single one gets near full support from tax levies, but they still spend all their time sacrificing animal welfare for thin displays of foolishness to try to draw in bigger crowds. Zoos are just modern day circuses.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Every country is like this. Even china and japan, with their israelite-free governments, have abusive zoos. Why would they care about some wild animals they spent the past few hundred years purposefully trying to exterminate anyways?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've never worked at a Japanese zoo so I can't say much about how they're operated, but all the ~~*western*~~ ones are a joke. At least american zoos don't just murder their animals for shiggles like eurotrash zoos do.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no kevin today
    its fricking over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no sign of the yellow frog in todays upload
      Is he ok bros?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he might be a zoo?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He plays a funny little character for the camera but he isn't actually a blight against nature

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kevin is a rhea

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wauf what is the power ranking of all the animals on the farm (including Unc)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1. Homelander
      2. Master Uruguay
      3. Ben
      4. Kevin
      5. Dababy
      6. Petunia

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick dababy is massive now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to see him fight Jake Paul in november

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    such a nice little creature

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >peace was never an option

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the devil.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He craves human blood
    [spoiler]
    Off-topic but I was helping what it seemed to be a injured chipmunk out by moving it from the street to the grass and the homosexual bit me, but no puncture or bleeding occurred, and a few hours later the gay was back on the street again but looks like he can move better now, should I be worried?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He’s doing insurance fraud. Let the homie be.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So I should be fine, got it. Also frick that homie, I tried to be cool about the bite but he walked it off, gonna punt him the next time I see his ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black person go get tested for rabbies right Fricking now

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Big ounce is so big now

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Our boy started a second channel

    Also new vidya

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mukbang is such a gross word

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >guy in Waco starts openly talking about committing federal crimes
    I think I’ve seen this before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ATF lays seige to the ranch (Big Ounce Dies)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >TURR is under siege, under lockdown

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ATF lays seige to the ranch (Big Ounce Dies)

      >TURR is under siege, under lockdown

      His Mt Carmel references make my wife and I laugh every time. I'm waiting for him to start showing a how to wire coat hanger trick for AR platform. His AR was in frame a few videos ago wo we know he has one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        let's be real if the ATF visits that place the dogs, dababy, kevin and big ounce are all dead.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Before they can even fully open the doors sadly

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Gustavo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We will forever miss him

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Ben didn't upload today. I'm worried bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s over
      Any bets on what killed Uncle Ben? I’ll put $5 on a fatal infection from a Kevin bite.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Tank's gonna kill him due to feetpic support

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    drugs

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhh what is this? lol lolhttps://kemono.party/patreon/user/94136959

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well now I've seen everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      literally gay feethomosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >taking foot fetish pics with animals next to them
        gay zoophile feethomosexual

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody posted the homie ripping his own head off
    This board is dead, going to kms

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SWEET WAMPUM!

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the day someone drops a cassowary on his door

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha, looks like we got a bit of a bleeder! He scratched me pretty good! My guts are spilling onto the floor! Look at this beautiful baby boy!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So who's gonna sub to Tank's patreon and dump his feet pics here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      See

      uhhhh what is this? lol lolhttps://kemono.party/patreon/user/94136959

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's got his permit bros, I'm so frickin stoked for this season. What do you think his first exotic animal will be? I'm guessing a bobcat or some such large mammal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tank, he'll keep him in a cage and throw pecans at him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are the odds of him getting a big cat?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        From his latest setup it looks like he's expecting some sort of bird chicks and reptiles. I don't know where he'd put a big cat. None of the paddock fences are tall enough.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The virgin synapsida.
          The chad sauropsida.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe after he buys more land

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A fully grown male moose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can see him ending up with peawieners. Coatimundi are also apparently legal in Texas so one might end up on his doorstep.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he gets a baby macaque

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why isn't it being denied the milk..

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my favourite part of the videos is where uncle Ben just screams at the end.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is that all about, anyway? I am relatively new to his videos but what is up with that TNT cup and that tree?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a plastic lemon tree that lives in a Minecraft TNT mug. He just likes showing it off.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New vidya

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    !

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly surprised he hasn't gotten Schlatt yet.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK YOU FENCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was it autism?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which one’s Gort? Which one’s Cringe? Can you guys tell any of the animals apart from other members of their species?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're watching compressed YouTube videos it's almost impossible to tell based on looks.
      Gort is the biggest Capybara as far as I can tell, and also the most socialized, if there's a big capybara near the camera it's probably Gort.
      Cringe is the timid prairie dog. Big Ounce and Mrs (male) Ounce are a lot more vocal and more likely to approach people for good or ill. Cringe doesn't show up much and if they do they're hiding mostly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Big Ounce also lives in da beeg house, while Cringe and Mrs. Ounce live in the yeard

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this beautiful little man...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh sweet wampum!

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's been that way ever since Big Ounce died

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New vidya

    Cringe is still cringe and feral

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > Capybaras Destroyed my Plumbing (we're bankrupt)
      > I Fed 400 Crawfish to my Prairie Dog (Big Ounce Dies)
      > I Fought the CEO of Racism (eating Kevin)

      I have yet to get tired of his video titles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Big Ounce has died like five or six times already

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And, Lord willing, he'll die five or six more times.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Man beats cancer and somehow avoids getting stomped to death by emus

          Blessed be that little spud

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The emus were too scared of him

            Also i can't wait for Patrick to grow up. Blackbucks are one of my favorite antelopes ever since i played Zoo Tycoon

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i had no idea patricks gonna look like this
              thats extremely exciting

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Zoo Tycoon
              Oh man... I'm feeling old again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He prostitutes out for the algorithm so hard that it actually wraps back round to being endearing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bro he's absolutely doing ridiculous clickbaity titles on purpose, not because he's trying to game some algorithm.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Big Ounce SHRUNK Kevin?! (Tax Evasion)
        is my favorite

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's "I Was Kevin All Along!? *SAD*"

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think I could pull off this look? I'd have to get a perm.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to get a perm, then no. You will end up looking like all the other moronic zoomer children with mop tops.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ben looking like he's about to belt out a parody song about food.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It does look like he lives on a lonely island.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben's finally received his permit
    He's made it, bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Glad his dream is realized, but there's a possibility of it being too much for one dude, even with occasional helpers around.
      Hope he doesn't burn out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Several of the animals are actually supposed to be leaving relatively soon, aren't they? Are DaBaby and DaBaby's Wife permanent residents? Are the capibaras hanging around forever? Gustavo is supposedly going to be on his way out soon.

        I think Ben has proven by this point that he runs a good ship and if over-work causes him to have problems he can off-load animals or just refuse to take new ones.

        Also, Big Ounce has got to stay dead at some point, so that will be one less black-hole to feed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dababy and company are permanent residents same with the cappies in fact i think ben mentioned in one of the newer videos he may get dababy fixed to make him less aggressive, having 2 kevin tier animals may be a bit much for him. he plans to get rid of most of his chickens the goats i think, and gustavo already has a zoo or something vouching for him. I also think patrick bateman is a permanent resident so seeing that antelope grow up will be pretty neat. my concern are his rheas he has like 6 right now and like 2-3 more on the way, and hes gotten lucky so far as Kevin's offspring take more after Karen but thats still a concern that he may end up with an actual baby Kevin.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            im more scared of inbreeding between karen and her sons

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              thats also a concern i have though it does seem like kevin is more dominant over his sons but with the experience with kyle there is room to doubt that.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he could be a zoo?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what happened guys?
    What were all the deleted comments about?
    JFC its an anonymous forum, why would you even do that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes when you really furiously insult something a janitor holds dear, they remind you that every poster here has an board-wide ID derived from their IP address and manually delete all your posts. this happened a while ago when snapshot managed to become a janitor for a short while and got mad enough at someone disagreeing with him in pitbull threads that he started pursuing his posts whenever he woke up to post pitbulls.

      also if you rack up 2-4 bans on the same board (i forget), like if you said "Black person" several different times and several different mods or one vindictive one took action, Wauf's software automatically deletes all your posts, and if you post anything illegal or heinous mods can opt to check a "nuke" button for your IP, so post deletions can appear to be nonsense sometimes

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like him just letting the prairie dogs free range. I get not wanting to keep them cooped up, but something's gonna eat them.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think Ben needs to establish he’s the alpha so Kevin won’t ego-trip and potentially hurt other animals

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I really hope you don't have kids.
    Imagine your little shit kid punching you and hitting you and rather than spanking him you take him to his heckin roomerino because that's child abuse :OOOO

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You sound emotionally unstable and feminine. And yes, if a wild animals attacks you and means harm to you, then you have full right to straight up kill it.

    Such is a way of nature.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >t. never owned, took care of, been near or even ever saw a ratite in his life

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    morons always like to pretend as if animals are innocent and humans are evil.

    The moment that homosexual Kevin attacks him, he has full right to even kill that little shit.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The way he jokingly talks about the kangaroo getting big and strong and mocks the comments for saying he's dangerous makes me think that Ben will meet his end to his claws

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Okay. Since you're seemingly experienced with birds and animal care. How would you deal with the aggressive Male Rhea attempting to stop you from taking it's eggs? Remember. Pushing, grabbing, or taking any aggressive action against Kevin is abuse.
    The fact that Ben HASN'T injured kevin goes to show the precautions he takes for both the birds and himself.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    I'd love to lock you up with Kevin and see how long it'll take you before you strangle that bird to death.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Goes into the pens to get Kevin's eggs to incubate them properly
    >Kevin, being protective of his eggs lashes out
    >Ben uses a trashcan lid/riot shield to push Kevin back and prevent him from biting
    >This is animal abuse.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >t. never owned, took care of, been near or even ever saw a ratite in his life

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    his face cracks me up every time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Something about his constantly-open-mouth is funny and unnerving. It makes him look deranged.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        filthy mouthbreathers. many such cases.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His name is Wallace, and he's an arsehole

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Here he is out of character. Seems calm when not in the Uncle Ben persona.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but the Uncle Ben persona was a necessity for his channel to grow. Ben "the nice nerdy boy" Christie ain't getting 2 million subs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think he just likes meme shit. I don't know about you anon but most people act differently around different people. Of course when you're talking to a stranger you're going to be more serious and respectful but when you're with friends you're going to goof around a lot more.
        Same thing here.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have now enjoyed Urban Rescue Ranch threads on Wauf and Wauf
    How comfy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can you link me the Wauf thread please?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Uncle Ben just buy pic related? Poof: Kevin becomes powerless.
    Also frick the b***hes who reported the channel when Ben used the trash can lid to push Kevin away. That bird would be dead without all the care Ben has provided.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was actually thinking this also. You should be wearing bracers when dealing with megafauna as the norm.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin is clearly unfazed by the trashcan lid, the tub lid, or the riot shield. He's a mean son of a b***h and it's always his decision to start shit with Ben, it's not like Ben is chasing him with the shield and beating him with it.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the girl who records his video? Is she his sister or is he finna wife her up?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      both

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He isn't even super lean and his shoulders are normal, just large, no blown out traps. I doubt he's roiding.

    He isn't a degenerate homosexual either, or on drugs, or letting random people fondle baby animals all day for money. Literally in what way do you get Tiger King vibes besides the fact he's got land and exotics?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Degenerates see degeneracy in others, even the most noble.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His problem is my solution

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The ADHD attitude is played up for the videos. He sometimes has longform serious talks on the patreon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He has segments where he drops the act and talks like a normal person in his videos

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin is basically stinkmeaner if he was a bird and not a blind homie

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As funny as Ben is with all his stuff, I am genuinely impressed with his knowledge and experience with animals.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's his god given right to smite infidels who show up at the ranch.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well hello, Kevin.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it, bros?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's all a ruse to drive up subscriber numbers, he's a nice guy really.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not Uncle Ben, we all know he's a sweetheart, but the frog. Why did the frog do all those horrible things?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >indian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's the lore behind this guy?
      I just started watching

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's a reformed child abandoner

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        uncle ben saw a picture of him on instagram or something and he decided to do ben a solid by helping promote his channel to atone

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Kyle, sus Queen and Poppy.

    Poppy is most likely dead by now but I want a get back together to see how Kyle, sus Queen and other TURR veterans to see how they are all doing. Im deathly afraid some of them have been sold to people who just poached/butchered them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he kept Sus Queen. Why not train her to be a third watch dog?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there another white dog that came to the ranch before Sus Queen?

      They both were very good girls.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all reckon Ben browses Wauf?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, Uncle Ben is a good Christian. He only browses /x/ and makes awful schizoposts, as God demands.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly fearful that Ben might get killed by one of his animals one day. He's talking about rehabbing venomous snakes and he's not averse to having large animals that could just murder him around like Dababy and Homelander

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is extremely trusting of his animals in way that makes me uncomfortable. Even at petting zoos I stay cautious of those hell spawn kangaroos.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm honestly fearful that Ben might get killed by one of his animals one day. He's talking about rehabbing venomous snakes and he's not averse to having large animals that could just murder him around like Dababy and Homelander

        The fact is most of the animals he's regularly filming are raised from infancy by him. And sure, animals can be unpredictable, but a good handler like Ben knows how his charges behave and acts accordingly.

        Notice how when an animal is aggressive, or predatory, he takes steps to keep himself safe, like with Gustavo the Aligator he's currently rehabbing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not really concerned about our regular cast besides Gustavo. My worry is newer, angrier rescues and Gustavo when he's grown enough to just break Ben's leg with a tail swipe. I sincerely hope he isn't actually planning on keeping the alligator into its adulthood.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Gustavo is going to a Houston gator rescue when he gets 4.5-5 foot. I foresee DaBaby injuring Uncle Ben before anything else short of

            I think Gort will do it, uncle Ben will trip over him and fall badly

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Gustavo is a pretty small species. And even then he's gonna be long gone before he's fully grown because Ben doesn't have the facilities for an adult Gator.
            If I were to name a single animal, it would probably be Dababy. Because even among family roos can get pretty rough (Though Ben has said he might get him neutered at some point)

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    According to his newest video Kevin is deathly afraid of his male dog, but not Ben. Maybe Ben just needs to be meaner.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember that being in the video. Which one?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I forget which video but it's a recent one, he shows Kevin and Poggers biting at each other. Poggers is the only animal on the Branch that doesn't respect Kevin.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lol I think I just watched this video and poggers semi-attacks Kevin at the fence, then TOTALLY FAILS to protect Ben from Kevin and just plays in the grass.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He legit looks like an butthole half-brain.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ohhh, sweet wampum

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The way he always has his mouth open looks funny to me.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like an absolute butthole

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a murderous ostrich at my place. Nobody fricks with the guy with the murderous ostrich.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its all kayfabe, off camera Kevin is one of the nicest birds you'll ever meet.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    an actual demon trying break bens faith

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly just a fricking toxic animal. I know people life this.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /an/ons, will Dababby kill uncle Ben?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DaBaby and Kevin need to engage in mortal combat to determine which one is worthy to challenge him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My bet goes to DaBaby. He looks like the more powerful animal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think Gort will do it, uncle Ben will trip over him and fall badly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My bet goes to DaBaby. He looks like the more powerful animal

      I think Gort will do it, uncle Ben will trip over him and fall badly

      Big Ounce is going to kill uncle Ben as revenge for all the deaths he's had to endure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If Dababy and Jake Paul both fought at full strength in a few years when Dababy is 6ft tall, who would win?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DaBaby and Kevin need to engage in mortal combat to determine which one is worthy to challenge him.

      My bet goes to DaBaby. He looks like the more powerful animal

      [...]
      [...]
      Big Ounce is going to kill uncle Ben as revenge for all the deaths he's had to endure.

      I think Gort will do it, uncle Ben will trip over him and fall badly

      Big Ounce is the most powerful of them all. He actually unironically beat cancer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But not before being emasculated by his own wife(male).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, but i'm pretty sure he's big enough now to kill one of his dogs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The videos show that Kevin gets hard countered by Poggers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder when Poggers is going to shitbull snap and go on murder rampage through the property

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pog is a livestock dog, Lab/Peranese mix. Unlike a shitbull, Poggers knows he has a sacred duty to protect the animals.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Poggers canonically doesn't do a very good job defending anything though. Queen is the one who usually defends the ranch it seems.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Queen does the main "Patrolling" side of things. But Ben has mentioned that Pog keeps watch over the animals directly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He isn't a pitbull lab mixs just have those square heads. That's why so many people get scammed buying "labrador" puppies on craigslist but actually receive pitbulls.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Forgive my moronic syntax I meant to say, "He is not part pitbull. Lab mix dogs tend to have square heads similar to pitbulls."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DaBaby and Kevin need to engage in mortal combat to determine which one is worthy to challenge him.

      My bet goes to DaBaby. He looks like the more powerful animal

      I think Gort will do it, uncle Ben will trip over him and fall badly

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Big Ounce is the most powerful of them all. He actually unironically beat cancer

      >hasn't seen the newest episode where Cringe turns feral and starts attacking everyone
      It's over. Cringe BTFO'd Big Ounce and will BTFO anyone who comes near his hole.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't that Mrs. (male) Ounce?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah frick. Too many damn animals.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's interesting that absolutely none of the domineering Ben does seem to stick. Kevin's attacks look painful but they clearly have no real effect on Ben, and in response, he often gets shoved to the ground or slapped with random objects. Yet every single day he attacks as if he encounters the guy for the first time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably got the brain damage

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If only emu how bad things are

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    clappy blappys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the first capybara arc was incredibly boring, every episode was just him hanging out with the nervous little shits indoors and very little else.

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is your favorite and why is it Big Ounce?

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does this guy manage to take care of so many animals at once?
    Also, he seems to be quite knowledgeable, does someone know what kind of background he has, or does he just google shit and hope for the best?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      despite the memes hes been studying to become a wildlife rehabilitator for the better part of 3 years while hes been caring for and rehabilitating the animals he is allowed to have that entire time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was a sales wagie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How does this guy manage to take care of so many animals at once?
      Volunteers helping out, a well maintained routine/schedule, a lot of self discipline. Also being able to have a day off or unwind every now and then, so not to burn out. If anything I really applaud him for doing all of the hard work so consistently, it's impressive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How does this guy manage to take care of so many animals at once?
      Volunteers helping out, a well maintained routine/schedule, a lot of self discipline. Also being able to have a day off or unwind every now and then, so not to burn out. If anything I really applaud him for doing all of the hard work so consistently, it's impressive

      >Volunteers helping out, a well maintained routine/schedule, a lot of self discipline.
      So basically he got a spring in his step because as a Christgay he put his faith in a higher power.
      God's not real of course but you gotta admit, if you choose to be religious and get serious about it, it's kind of a lifehack.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Tips fedora

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He gets a lot of support from viewers of the channel in the comments and behind the scenes.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking love this stupid channel, it's a guilty pleasure.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some animals are just born like that. The other rheas aren't buttholes like him. Also pretty funny that he basically got emasculated so hard by the other bird that they had to transfer him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Also pretty funny that he basically got emasculated so hard by the other bird that they had to transfer him
      I am unaware of this lore, may I please be spoonfed this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ben got another male rhea that turned out to be a fricking Chad that would put Kevin in his place

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why'd he get rid of him??

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He is a mix of neurotic and stupid.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nature is healing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a shag pillow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dude started laying on them eggs,im proud of him. But i didnt see him laying in the latest vid, so maybe that was just a short phase

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never checked out this guy because the meme names annoyed me. Am I missing out?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah uncle ben is a great guy, you might not like the names at first but you will appreciate his work ethic and the care he provides to the animals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who despises israelites, christians and muslims for destroying the world, Ben Christie is an honorary child of nature and will be spared the flames that consume the rest of mankind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I missing out?
      Yes you are. The meme names and his cringe jokes are to entice the Zoomers and build his audience, but it's all with the goal of providing better care for the animals so that makes it based. He genuinely cares for the animals and puts in a TON of work, and is also giving the phone-addicted Zoomer generation and younger some much needed education on wildlife and raising animals. It's a 10/10 channel and Ben's a 10/10 guy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon but it took me like 2-3 videos to get used to the editing and i'm hooked now. i don't use any sort of social media besides here so i wouldn't have found out about this channel if not for Wauf. i'd support the channel if i could but i don't like any of the merch they have now. maybe if something i like shows up on the store. ben seems like a great dude.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can those things support an average sized man say 280 lbs? I'd love to ride one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >an average sized man say 280 lbs
      ...no, even for ostriches which are roughly twice as large as rheas and a bit more sturdily built their carrying capacity even for short distances caps out in the 150-200 lb range. Ostrich carriages were a novelty but birds aren't like mammals they don't have a good 'work ethic' unless they're doing something entirely hormone motivated like nest building.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >an average sized man
      >280 lbs
      amerilards...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fat frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >average sized man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >average sized man say 280 lbs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even Arnold Schwarzenegger in the height of his bodybuilding career, during the off-season, was only 250 lbs (and supposedly, at the time, 6'2"). Look up the meaning of average, you fricking moronic fatass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What no way he was 6'2. I met him and I'm 6'2, he was a head shorter then me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's because they are all lying fricks. prime Arnold was no taller than 6'

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you guys realize you shrink in height as you age right. unless this dude met arnold like 20 years ago he's probably a little shorter.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's hard to place when exactly it was. He was governor at the time. So it was a long time ago. I was stationed at Camp Pendleton, and he did a base visit. Real cool guy, a few of us go to ask him questions and shake hands. There's nothing against Arnold, but there's no way he is 6'2.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most office chairs cant even support that weight you fat frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fairly small amount of weight for the average-sized person, I'd say?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ how american isn't an image macro yet, but it needs to be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >average sized man say 280 lbs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God, I thought I was heavy and I'm 130lbs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        female brained take

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He got that dawg in him

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's based, that's his fricking problem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he's ah ah cringe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of people don't seem to realize it, but Ben is calling things "pahoehoe" when they're cool and "aʻa" when they're cringe because these are two types of lava and while pahoehoe is very cool and mystical looking when hot, aʻa looks like shit. For some reason he's never addressed this on the channel to my knowledge.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What animal is even this, an ostrich?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rhea

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can I please get a source? I fricking love ratites and there's some story I missed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is this staged?? how can he keep falling over like a moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He keeps falling because he knows the ostrich is on his ass. If he doesn't block those kicks with his arms they're going straight into contact with his body.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's an animal rescue on YouTube called the Urban Reacue Ranch. Kevin is one of the animals that the rescuer raised from birth.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seems very grateful to have been saved!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. Kevin was a rescue. He was too aggressive for his last owner. Ben was telling a story about how most owners will kill the hyper aggressive birds like Kevin.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wait was Karen the one he raised then? I know he raised a few Rhea from birth.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, both Karen and Kevin are birds he got off someone. The ones he raised are all younger ones and they're chill for now, they're all children of Karen and Kevin/Kevin's more calm bird brother that was around for some time. Though I expect Kevin's DNA to awaken at some point and cause too much problems for one man to handle.
            Funny thing is Kevin's calmer brother (I think he was called Kyle or something) was the leader when he was around. Kevin is aggressive, but buckles under another bird's pressure. Maybe it's all the brain damage.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Quite possible yeah.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Karen and Kevin he got as adults, the rest are their kids which he incubated and raised.

            No, both Karen and Kevin are birds he got off someone. The ones he raised are all younger ones and they're chill for now, they're all children of Karen and Kevin/Kevin's more calm bird brother that was around for some time. Though I expect Kevin's DNA to awaken at some point and cause too much problems for one man to handle.
            Funny thing is Kevin's calmer brother (I think he was called Kyle or something) was the leader when he was around. Kevin is aggressive, but buckles under another bird's pressure. Maybe it's all the brain damage.

            So if Ben dresses up like a bird he'll be left alone?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah this is the story, kevin had to be taken off of his previous owner because he attacked a lot of the other animals when he was there and would've been put down if that had continued.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >most owners will kill the hyper aggressive birds like Kevin.
          That's the danger of being an aggressive animal that tastes delicious in a stew.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why some male Ostrich raised by humans are non aggressive twords humans, but others are aggressive.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably has to do with care. Ben treated homelander very well as a chick and stayed in constant contact with him. So he's probably more okay with having humans around him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If I ever own enough farm land, and a career that allows me to work from home I would love to ratites one day. They're so beautiful, and seemingly not too difficult as livestock.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I will never forget the moment I saw my first Emu at the zoo. It was the most amazing thing I'd ever seen. Still love them but cassowaries are king ratite.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If it's anything like chickens, roosters that are hand-raised by humans are much more human-friendly than roosters raised by a hen mother.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I would argue even that is conditional. My roosters would attack new people I wasn't accompanying them. I think there's a heavy familiarity component with individual people. My geese would mob cars they didn't recognize. I'm not saying they're smart but there's a little more going on in their heads than people think.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know that bottle-feeding baby llamas causes them to see humans as other llamas, and the males can become v. aggressive and competitive with humans as they grow older. Maybe some ostriches see humans as other ostriches to battle with.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how drunk is that moron?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You just know that this same shit happened to cavemans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Really reawakens your ancestral memory

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His only real problem is that he's bad at incubating the eggs

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His problem is that he's a giant bird and birds are all like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you know that makes a lot of sense

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's technically the "alpha" of the group of birds on the ranch, and also the oldest/almost the biggest. So his innate Instinct is to frick with anything that gets too close to his family.

    It's why he almost killed that one coyote that got in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The coyote episode was the first I saw but not sure if it was already months old at that point. I suppose Kevin wasn't there from when he was a chick? Soldier Boy was and he is friendly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        According to

        Not true. Kevin was a rescue. He was too aggressive for his last owner. Ben was telling a story about how most owners will kill the hyper aggressive birds like Kevin.

        , Kevin and Karen were one of his first rescues but were previously raised at a different home. Soldier boy was raised by Ben thus was more used to him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did coyote died before he had his way with its body?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No but it was very submissive and dehydrated, didn't even put up a fight when Ben wrangled it

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of Frick Around and very little Find Out.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some birds are just born angry.
    That's it, that's all it is.
    There is nothing anything actually wrong with Kevin, he's just mad.
    Rhea live for like 30 years and Kevin plans to be mad for all 30 of them.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An abusive, codependent relationship with Ben

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he knows the truth

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He expresses his love through violence.

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This has been addressed previously. Kevin has a demon in him.

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