The pet and animal community
What's his actual problem?
I am actually very disturbed than people actively hunt and kill Patrick Bateman for sport.
Feels kinda weird going to other channel videos featuring uncle Ben and hearing him speak normally
Kevin should collab with Leoon the lobster
How are prarie dogs as pets anyway?
big ounce seems like a great pet, but im not sure if hes an anomaly for a prairie dog or not
he used to be more aggressive, then he just randomly mellowed out.
they can be quite mean. a family friend had one once, and he'd straight up chase strangers out of the house.
i wonder why kevin never kicks? i wonder if it has something to do with his psychotic aggression.
I want a Big Ounce.
I've been slowly going through his videos from the beginning and now Ben gently singing ok I pull up to his capybaras lives rent free in my head
kevin did it better
Lol he's slowly turning into Steve Irwin.
not the first, nor the last time something bites him
H-he's not gonna get stabbed now is he? Who would be the most likely culprit in the ranch?
Kevin with a switchblade.
Let's be honest, Kevin wouldn't need a switchblade.
dababy is most likely to seriously hurt him deliberately, followed by homelander by accident.
Dababy would never hurt Uncle Ben seriously. They just play-fight.
well thats what i mean, at what point do those play fights become out of hand for Ben, hes already getting pretty bad cuts on his arms and that kangaroos only going to get stronger
Some homless crackhead will wander onto the propperty, Uncle Ben will shoot him and the situation will escalate from there eventually culminating in most of the animals being destroyed and several dead law enforcement officials
What if the homeless crackhead gets jumped by all of the animals? Is uncle ben liable for that?
I think if that happens there might just be an extra dirt mound in one of the videos and we'd never know
Remember the coyote he clowned on some months back?
If I owned Kevin, he would've respected me within the first week. Just sayin'.
I'm vegetarian, but I make exceptions.
Why no cassowary?
I'm not killing and eating a cassowary, are you? I would never.
I take it you've never played Knifey-Spoony.
Thank you so much for bumping my thread. Love ya, appreciate ya and I see you in the next urban rescue ranch thread. Oh, almost forgot to tell you AAAAAAAAAAA
Ben = Rod Hull
Kevin = Emu
Where'd his suit go? Was it too powerful?
Sad to say the URR really is run better than 99% of zoos. Most of them are lead by business majors, not biologists or even people with basic fucking empathy so every zoo and public aquarium is visibly a trainwreck. And god help you if you ever get a look behind the scenes, like working at one.
how does he feed all of them in a single day?
he has help.
He has volunteers and interns.
Disgruntled zoo employee, can confirm. Our employee satisfaction surveys consistently show animal care/vet department AKA the people who know about the animals that are the main feature of the zoo are unhappy and stressed, administrations response is, "Well that's the case at all zoos so we're doing phenomenal." Get me out of here lol
America is literally satan's country. This is all because of the obsession with profit motive. Zoos aren't supposed to be run as businesses and nearly every single one gets near full support from tax levies, but they still spend all their time sacrificing animal welfare for thin displays of foolishness to try to draw in bigger crowds. Zoos are just modern day circuses.
Every country is like this. Even china and japan, with their israelite-free governments, have abusive zoos. Why would they care about some wild animals they spent the past few hundred years purposefully trying to exterminate anyways?
I've never worked at a Japanese zoo so I can't say much about how they're operated, but all the ~~*western*~~ ones are a joke. At least american zoos don't just murder their animals for shiggles like eurotrash zoos do.
no kevin today
its fucking over
>no sign of the yellow frog in todays upload
Is he ok bros?
Do you think he might be a zoo?
He plays a funny little character for the camera but he isn't actually a blight against nature
kevin is a rhea
Wauf what is the power ranking of all the animals on the farm (including Unc)
2. Master Uruguay
holy fuck dababy is massive now
I can't wait to see him fight Jake Paul in november
such a nice little creature
>peace was never an option
Literally the devil.
He craves human blood
Off-topic but I was helping what it seemed to be a injured chipmunk out by moving it from the street to the grass and the homosexual bit me, but no puncture or bleeding occurred, and a few hours later the fag was back on the street again but looks like he can move better now, should I be worried?
He’s doing insurance fraud. Let the nigga be.
So I should be fine, got it. Also fuck that nigga, I tried to be cool about the bite but he walked it off, gonna punt him the next time I see his ass
nagger go get tested for rabbies right Fucking now
Big ounce is so big now
Our boy started a second channel
Also new vidya
Mukbang is such a gross word
>guy in Waco starts openly talking about committing federal crimes
I think I’ve seen this before.
>ATF lays seige to the ranch (Big Ounce Dies)
>TURR is under siege, under lockdown
His Mt Carmel references make my wife and I laugh every time. I'm waiting for him to start showing a how to wire coat hanger trick for AR platform. His AR was in frame a few videos ago wo we know he has one.
let's be real if the ATF visits that place the dogs, dababy, kevin and big ounce are all dead.
Before they can even fully open the doors sadly
We will forever miss him
Uncle Ben didn't upload today. I'm worried bros
Any bets on what killed Uncle Ben? I’ll put $5 on a fatal infection from a Kevin bite.
I can't believe Tank's gonna kill him due to feetpic support
uhhhh what is this? lol lolhttps://kemono.party/patreon/user/94136959
Well now I've seen everything.
literally gay feethomosexual
>taking foot fetish pics with animals next to them
gay zoophile feethomosexual
>nobody posted the nigga ripping his own head off
This board is dead, going to kms
I can't wait for the day someone drops a cassowary on his door
>Haha, looks like we got a bit of a bleeder! He scratched me pretty good! My guts are spilling onto the floor! Look at this beautiful baby boy!
So who's gonna sub to Tank's patreon and dump his feet pics here?
He's got his permit bros, I'm so fuckin stoked for this season. What do you think his first exotic animal will be? I'm guessing a bobcat or some such large mammal.
Tank, he'll keep him in a cage and throw pecans at him
What are the odds of him getting a big cat?
From his latest setup it looks like he's expecting some sort of bird chicks and reptiles. I don't know where he'd put a big cat. None of the paddock fences are tall enough.
The virgin synapsida.
The chad sauropsida.
Maybe after he buys more land
A fully grown male moose
I can see him ending up with peacocks. Coatimundi are also apparently legal in Texas so one might end up on his doorstep.
I hope he gets a baby macaque
Why isn't it being denied the milk..
>He doesn't know
>tfw my favourite part of the videos is where uncle Ben just screams at the end.
What is that all about, anyway? I am relatively new to his videos but what is up with that TNT cup and that tree?
It's a plastic lemon tree that lives in a Minecraft TNT mug. He just likes showing it off.
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't gotten Schlatt yet.
>FUCK YOU FENCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Was it autism?
Which one’s Gort? Which one’s Cringe? Can you guys tell any of the animals apart from other members of their species?
We're watching compressed YouTube videos it's almost impossible to tell based on looks.
Gort is the biggest Capybara as far as I can tell, and also the most socialized, if there's a big capybara near the camera it's probably Gort.
Cringe is the timid prairie dog. Big Ounce and Mrs (male) Ounce are a lot more vocal and more likely to approach people for good or ill. Cringe doesn't show up much and if they do they're hiding mostly.
Big Ounce also lives in da beeg house, while Cringe and Mrs. Ounce live in the yeard
Look at this beautiful little man...
Oh sweet wampum!
He's been that way ever since Big Ounce died
Cringe is still cringe and feral
> Capybaras Destroyed my Plumbing (we're bankrupt)
> I Fed 400 Crawfish to my Prairie Dog (Big Ounce Dies)
> I Fought the CEO of Racism (eating Kevin)
I have yet to get tired of his video titles.
Big Ounce has died like five or six times already
And, Lord willing, he'll die five or six more times.
>Man beats cancer and somehow avoids getting stomped to death by emus
Blessed be that little spud
The emus were too scared of him
Also i can't wait for Patrick to grow up. Blackbucks are one of my favorite antelopes ever since i played Zoo Tycoon
i had no idea patricks gonna look like this
thats extremely exciting
Oh man... I'm feeling old again.
He whores out for the algorithm so hard that it actually wraps back round to being endearing.
Bro he's absolutely doing ridiculous clickbaity titles on purpose, not because he's trying to game some algorithm.
>Big Ounce SHRUNK Kevin?! (Tax Evasion)
is my favorite
For me, it's "I Was Kevin All Along!? *SAD*"
Do you guys think I could pull off this look? I'd have to get a perm.
If you have to get a perm, then no. You will end up looking like all the other retarded zoomer children with mop tops.
Ben looking like he's about to belt out a parody song about food.
It does look like he lives on a lonely island.
>Ben's finally received his permit
He's made it, bros
Glad his dream is realized, but there's a possibility of it being too much for one dude, even with occasional helpers around.
Hope he doesn't burn out.
Several of the animals are actually supposed to be leaving relatively soon, aren't they? Are DaBaby and DaBaby's Wife permanent residents? Are the capibaras hanging around forever? Gustavo is supposedly going to be on his way out soon.
I think Ben has proven by this point that he runs a good ship and if over-work causes him to have problems he can off-load animals or just refuse to take new ones.
Also, Big Ounce has got to stay dead at some point, so that will be one less black-hole to feed.
dababy and company are permanent residents same with the cappies in fact i think ben mentioned in one of the newer videos he may get dababy fixed to make him less aggressive, having 2 kevin tier animals may be a bit much for him. he plans to get rid of most of his chickens the goats i think, and gustavo already has a zoo or something vouching for him. I also think patrick bateman is a permanent resident so seeing that antelope grow up will be pretty neat. my concern are his rheas he has like 6 right now and like 2-3 more on the way, and hes gotten lucky so far as Kevin's offspring take more after Karen but thats still a concern that he may end up with an actual baby Kevin.
im more scared of inbreeding between karen and her sons
thats also a concern i have though it does seem like kevin is more dominant over his sons but with the experience with kyle there is room to doubt that.
Do you think he could be a zoo?
what happened guys?
What were all the deleted comments about?
JFC its an anonymous forum, why would you even do that?
sometimes when you really furiously insult something a janitor holds dear, they remind you that every poster here has an board-wide ID derived from their IP address and manually delete all your posts. this happened a while ago when snapshot managed to become a janitor for a short while and got mad enough at someone disagreeing with him in pitbull threads that he started pursuing his posts whenever he woke up to post pitbulls.
also if you rack up 2-4 bans on the same board (i forget), like if you said "nagger" several different times and several different mods or one vindictive one took action, Wauf's software automatically deletes all your posts, and if you post anything illegal or heinous mods can opt to check a "nuke" button for your IP, so post deletions can appear to be nonsense sometimes
I don't like him just letting the prairie dogs free range. I get not wanting to keep them cooped up, but something's gonna eat them.
I think Ben needs to establish he’s the alpha so Kevin won’t ego-trip and potentially hurt other animals
I really hope you don't have kids.
Imagine your little shit kid punching you and hitting you and rather than spanking him you take him to his heckin roomerino because that's child abuse :OOOO
You sound emotionally unstable and feminine. And yes, if a wild animals attacks you and means harm to you, then you have full right to straight up kill it.
Such is a way of nature.
>t. never owned, took care of, been near or even ever saw a ratite in his life
Retards always like to pretend as if animals are innocent and humans are evil.
The moment that homosexual Kevin attacks him, he has full right to even kill that little shit.
The way he jokingly talks about the kangaroo getting big and strong and mocks the comments for saying he's dangerous makes me think that Ben will meet his end to his claws
Okay. Since you're seemingly experienced with birds and animal care. How would you deal with the aggressive Male Rhea attempting to stop you from taking it's eggs? Remember. Pushing, grabbing, or taking any aggressive action against Kevin is abuse.
The fact that Ben HASN'T injured kevin goes to show the precautions he takes for both the birds and himself.
I'd love to lock you up with Kevin and see how long it'll take you before you strangle that bird to death.
>Goes into the pens to get Kevin's eggs to incubate them properly
>Kevin, being protective of his eggs lashes out
>Ben uses a trashcan lid/riot shield to push Kevin back and prevent him from biting
>This is animal abuse.
>t. never owned, took care of, been near or even ever saw a ratite in his life
his face cracks me up every time
Something about his constantly-open-mouth is funny and unnerving. It makes him look deranged.
filthy mouthbreathers. many such cases.
His name is Wallace, and he's an arsehole
Here he is out of character. Seems calm when not in the Uncle Ben persona.
Yeah but the Uncle Ben persona was a necessity for his channel to grow. Ben "the nice nerdy boy" Christie ain't getting 2 million subs.
I think he just likes meme shit. I don't know about you anon but most people act differently around different people. Of course when you're talking to a stranger you're going to be more serious and respectful but when you're with friends you're going to goof around a lot more.
Same thing here.
I have now enjoyed Urban Rescue Ranch threads on /a/ and Wauf
Can you link me the /a/ thread please?
Why doesn't Uncle Ben just buy pic related? Poof: Kevin becomes powerless.
Also fuck the bitches who reported the channel when Ben used the trash can lid to push Kevin away. That bird would be dead without all the care Ben has provided.
I was actually thinking this also. You should be wearing bracers when dealing with megafauna as the norm.
Kevin is clearly unfazed by the trashcan lid, the tub lid, or the riot shield. He's a mean son of a bitch and it's always his decision to start shit with Ben, it's not like Ben is chasing him with the shield and beating him with it.
Who's the girl who records his video? Is she his sister or is he finna wife her up?
He isn't even super lean and his shoulders are normal, just large, no blown out traps. I doubt he's roiding.
He isn't a degenerate homosexual either, or on drugs, or letting random people fondle baby animals all day for money. Literally in what way do you get Tiger King vibes besides the fact he's got land and exotics?
Degenerates see degeneracy in others, even the most noble.
His problem is my solution
The ADHD attitude is played up for the videos. He sometimes has longform serious talks on the patreon.
He has segments where he drops the act and talks like a normal person in his videos
Kevin is basically stinkmeaner if he was a bird and not a blind nigga
As funny as Ben is with all his stuff, I am genuinely impressed with his knowledge and experience with animals.
It's his god given right to smite infidels who show up at the ranch.
Well hello, Kevin.
Why did he do it, bros?
It's all a ruse to drive up subscriber numbers, he's a nice guy really.
Not Uncle Ben, we all know he's a sweetheart, but the frog. Why did the frog do all those horrible things?
What's the lore behind this guy?
I just started watching
He's a reformed child abandoner
uncle ben saw a picture of him on instagram or something and he decided to do ben a solid by helping promote his channel to atone
I miss Kyle, sus Queen and Poppy.
Poppy is most likely dead by now but I want a get back together to see how Kyle, sus Queen and other TURR veterans to see how they are all doing. Im deathly afraid some of them have been sold to people who just poached/butchered them.
I wish he kept Sus Queen. Why not train her to be a third watch dog?
Wasn't there another white dog that came to the ranch before Sus Queen?
They both were very good girls.
Y'all reckon Ben browses Wauf?
No, Uncle Ben is a good Christian. He only browses /x/ and makes awful schizoposts, as God demands.
I'm honestly fearful that Ben might get killed by one of his animals one day. He's talking about rehabbing venomous snakes and he's not averse to having large animals that could just murder him around like Dababy and Homelander
He is extremely trusting of his animals in way that makes me uncomfortable. Even at petting zoos I stay cautious of those hell spawn kangaroos.
The fact is most of the animals he's regularly filming are raised from infancy by him. And sure, animals can be unpredictable, but a good handler like Ben knows how his charges behave and acts accordingly.
Notice how when an animal is aggressive, or predatory, he takes steps to keep himself safe, like with Gustavo the Aligator he's currently rehabbing.
I'm not really concerned about our regular cast besides Gustavo. My worry is newer, angrier rescues and Gustavo when he's grown enough to just break Ben's leg with a tail swipe. I sincerely hope he isn't actually planning on keeping the alligator into its adulthood.
Gustavo is going to a Houston gator rescue when he gets 4.5-5 foot. I foresee DaBaby injuring Uncle Ben before anything else short of
I think Gort will do it, uncle Ben will trip over him and fall badly
Gustavo is a pretty small species. And even then he's gonna be long gone before he's fully grown because Ben doesn't have the facilities for an adult Gator.
If I were to name a single animal, it would probably be Dababy. Because even among family roos can get pretty rough (Though Ben has said he might get him neutered at some point)
According to his newest video Kevin is deathly afraid of his male dog, but not Ben. Maybe Ben just needs to be meaner.
I don't remember that being in the video. Which one?
I forget which video but it's a recent one, he shows Kevin and Poggers biting at each other. Poggers is the only animal on the Branch that doesn't respect Kevin.
Lol I think I just watched this video and poggers semi-attacks Kevin at the fence, then TOTALLY FAILS to protect Ben from Kevin and just plays in the grass.
He legit looks like an asshole half-brain.
ohhh, sweet wampum
The way he always has his mouth open looks funny to me.
he looks like an absolute asshole
I wish I had a murderous ostrich at my place. Nobody fucks with the guy with the murderous ostrich.
Its all kayfabe, off camera Kevin is one of the nicest birds you'll ever meet.
an actual demon trying break bens faith
Honestly just a fucking toxic animal. I know people life this.
/an/ons, will Dababby kill uncle Ben?
DaBaby and Kevin need to engage in mortal combat to determine which one is worthy to challenge him.
My bet goes to DaBaby. He looks like the more powerful animal
Big Ounce is going to kill uncle Ben as revenge for all the deaths he's had to endure.
If Dababy and Jake Paul both fought at full strength in a few years when Dababy is 6ft tall, who would win?
Big Ounce is going to kill uncle Ben as revenge for all the deaths he's had to endure.
Big Ounce is the most powerful of them all. He actually unironically beat cancer
But not before being emasculated by his own wife(male).
No, but i'm pretty sure he's big enough now to kill one of his dogs
The videos show that Kevin gets hard countered by Poggers.
I wonder when Poggers is going to shitbull snap and go on murder rampage through the property
Pog is a livestock dog, Lab/Peranese mix. Unlike a shitbull, Poggers knows he has a sacred duty to protect the animals.
Poggers canonically doesn't do a very good job defending anything though. Queen is the one who usually defends the ranch it seems.
Queen does the main "Patrolling" side of things. But Ben has mentioned that Pog keeps watch over the animals directly.
He isn't a pitbull lab mixs just have those square heads. That's why so many people get scammed buying "labrador" puppies on craigslist but actually receive pitbulls.
Forgive my retarded syntax I meant to say, "He is not part pitbull. Lab mix dogs tend to have square heads similar to pitbulls."
Big Ounce is the most powerful of them all. He actually unironically beat cancer
>hasn't seen the newest episode where Cringe turns feral and starts attacking everyone
It's over. Cringe BTFO'd Big Ounce and will BTFO anyone who comes near his hole.
Wasn't that Mrs. (male) Ounce?
Oh yeah fuck. Too many damn animals.
I think it's interesting that absolutely none of the domineering Ben does seem to stick. Kevin's attacks look painful but they clearly have no real effect on Ben, and in response, he often gets shoved to the ground or slapped with random objects. Yet every single day he attacks as if he encounters the guy for the first time
He's probably got the brain damage
If only emu how bad things are
Honestly the first capybara arc was incredibly boring, every episode was just him hanging out with the nervous little shits indoors and very little else.
Who is your favorite and why is it Big Ounce?
How does this guy manage to take care of so many animals at once?
Also, he seems to be quite knowledgeable, does someone know what kind of background he has, or does he just google shit and hope for the best?
despite the memes hes been studying to become a wildlife rehabilitator for the better part of 3 years while hes been caring for and rehabilitating the animals he is allowed to have that entire time.
He was a sales wagie
>How does this guy manage to take care of so many animals at once?
Volunteers helping out, a well maintained routine/schedule, a lot of self discipline. Also being able to have a day off or unwind every now and then, so not to burn out. If anything I really applaud him for doing all of the hard work so consistently, it's impressive
>Volunteers helping out, a well maintained routine/schedule, a lot of self discipline.
So basically he got a spring in his step because as a Christfag he put his faith in a higher power.
God's not real of course but you gotta admit, if you choose to be religious and get serious about it, it's kind of a lifehack.
He gets a lot of support from viewers of the channel in the comments and behind the scenes.
i fucking love this stupid channel, it's a guilty pleasure.
Some animals are just born like that. The other rheas aren't assholes like him. Also pretty funny that he basically got emasculated so hard by the other bird that they had to transfer him
>Also pretty funny that he basically got emasculated so hard by the other bird that they had to transfer him
I am unaware of this lore, may I please be spoonfed this?
Ben got another male rhea that turned out to be a fucking Chad that would put Kevin in his place
Why'd he get rid of him??
He is a mix of neurotic and stupid.
Nature is healing.
Looks like a shag pillow
dude started laying on them eggs,im proud of him. But i didnt see him laying in the latest vid, so maybe that was just a short phase
I never checked out this guy because the meme names annoyed me. Am I missing out?
yeah uncle ben is a great guy, you might not like the names at first but you will appreciate his work ethic and the care he provides to the animals.
As someone who despises israelites, christians and muslims for destroying the world, Ben Christie is an honorary child of nature and will be spared the flames that consume the rest of mankind.
>Am I missing out?
Yes you are. The meme names and his cringe jokes are to entice the Zoomers and build his audience, but it's all with the goal of providing better care for the animals so that makes it based. He genuinely cares for the animals and puts in a TON of work, and is also giving the phone-addicted Zoomer generation and younger some much needed education on wildlife and raising animals. It's a 10/10 channel and Ben's a 10/10 guy.
not that anon but it took me like 2-3 videos to get used to the editing and i'm hooked now. i don't use any sort of social media besides here so i wouldn't have found out about this channel if not for Wauf. i'd support the channel if i could but i don't like any of the merch they have now. maybe if something i like shows up on the store. ben seems like a great dude.
Can those things support an average sized man say 280 lbs? I'd love to ride one.
>an average sized man say 280 lbs
...no, even for ostriches which are roughly twice as large as rheas and a bit more sturdily built their carrying capacity even for short distances caps out in the 150-200 lb range. Ostrich carriages were a novelty but birds aren't like mammals they don't have a good 'work ethic' unless they're doing something entirely hormone motivated like nest building.
>an average sized man
>average sized man
>average sized man say 280 lbs
Even Arnold Schwarzenegger in the height of his bodybuilding career, during the off-season, was only 250 lbs (and supposedly, at the time, 6'2"). Look up the meaning of average, you fucking retarded fatass.
What no way he was 6'2. I met him and I'm 6'2, he was a head shorter then me.
That's because they are all lying fucks. prime Arnold was no taller than 6'
you guys realize you shrink in height as you age right. unless this dude met arnold like 20 years ago he's probably a little shorter.
It's hard to place when exactly it was. He was governor at the time. So it was a long time ago. I was stationed at Camp Pendleton, and he did a base visit. Real cool guy, a few of us go to ask him questions and shake hands. There's nothing against Arnold, but there's no way he is 6'2.
Most office chairs cant even support that weight you fat fuck
That's a fairly small amount of weight for the average-sized person, I'd say?
Jesus Christ how american isn't an image macro yet, but it needs to be.
God, I thought I was heavy and I'm 130lbs
female brained take
He got that dawg in him
He's based, that's his fucking problem
Nah, he's ah ah cringe.
A lot of people don't seem to realize it, but Ben is calling things "pahoehoe" when they're cool and "aʻa" when they're cringe because these are two types of lava and while pahoehoe is very cool and mystical looking when hot, aʻa looks like shit. For some reason he's never addressed this on the channel to my knowledge.
What animal is even this, an ostrich?
Can I please get a source? I fucking love ratites and there's some story I missed.
is this staged?? how can he keep falling over like a retard
He keeps falling because he knows the ostrich is on his ass. If he doesn't block those kicks with his arms they're going straight into contact with his body.
It's an animal rescue on YouTube called the Urban Reacue Ranch. Kevin is one of the animals that the rescuer raised from birth.
Seems very grateful to have been saved!
Not true. Kevin was a rescue. He was too aggressive for his last owner. Ben was telling a story about how most owners will kill the hyper aggressive birds like Kevin.
Wait was Karen the one he raised then? I know he raised a few Rhea from birth.
No, both Karen and Kevin are birds he got off someone. The ones he raised are all younger ones and they're chill for now, they're all children of Karen and Kevin/Kevin's more calm bird brother that was around for some time. Though I expect Kevin's DNA to awaken at some point and cause too much problems for one man to handle.
Funny thing is Kevin's calmer brother (I think he was called Kyle or something) was the leader when he was around. Kevin is aggressive, but buckles under another bird's pressure. Maybe it's all the brain damage.
Quite possible yeah.
Karen and Kevin he got as adults, the rest are their kids which he incubated and raised.
So if Ben dresses up like a bird he'll be left alone?
yeah this is the story, kevin had to be taken off of his previous owner because he attacked a lot of the other animals when he was there and would've been put down if that had continued.
>most owners will kill the hyper aggressive birds like Kevin.
That's the danger of being an aggressive animal that tastes delicious in a stew.
I wonder why some male Ostrich raised by humans are non aggressive twords humans, but others are aggressive.
Probably has to do with care. Ben treated homelander very well as a chick and stayed in constant contact with him. So he's probably more okay with having humans around him.
If I ever own enough farm land, and a career that allows me to work from home I would love to ratites one day. They're so beautiful, and seemingly not too difficult as livestock.
I will never forget the moment I saw my first Emu at the zoo. It was the most amazing thing I'd ever seen. Still love them but cassowaries are king ratite.
If it's anything like chickens, roosters that are hand-raised by humans are much more human-friendly than roosters raised by a hen mother.
I would argue even that is conditional. My roosters would attack new people I wasn't accompanying them. I think there's a heavy familiarity component with individual people. My geese would mob cars they didn't recognize. I'm not saying they're smart but there's a little more going on in their heads than people think.
I know that bottle-feeding baby llamas causes them to see humans as other llamas, and the males can become v. aggressive and competitive with humans as they grow older. Maybe some ostriches see humans as other ostriches to battle with.
how drunk is that retard?
You just know that this same shit happened to cavemans
Really reawakens your ancestral memory
His only real problem is that he's bad at incubating the eggs
His problem is that he's a giant bird and birds are all like this
you know that makes a lot of sense
He's technically the "alpha" of the group of birds on the ranch, and also the oldest/almost the biggest. So his innate Instinct is to fuck with anything that gets too close to his family.
It's why he almost killed that one coyote that got in.
The coyote episode was the first I saw but not sure if it was already months old at that point. I suppose Kevin wasn't there from when he was a chick? Soldier Boy was and he is friendly.
, Kevin and Karen were one of his first rescues but were previously raised at a different home. Soldier boy was raised by Ben thus was more used to him.
Did coyote died before he had his way with its body?
No but it was very submissive and dehydrated, didn't even put up a fight when Ben wrangled it
A lot of Fuck Around and very little Find Out.
Some birds are just born angry.
That's it, that's all it is.
There is nothing anything actually wrong with Kevin, he's just mad.
Rhea live for like 30 years and Kevin plans to be mad for all 30 of them.
An abusive, codependent relationship with Ben
he knows the truth
He expresses his love through violence.
This has been addressed previously. Kevin has a demon in him.
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