What would you do if you met an intelligent human-sized mantis?
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What would you do if you met an intelligent human-sized mantis?
What would you do if you met an intelligent human-sized mantis?
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I can't believe I've never thought of that. My idea was just to stuff her silly all the time so that she's never hungry.
Winner
kill it with a rock
Completely transparent zoophile thread
not even, its just fricking furshit
Seeing as only 1 of the pictures posted had hands I'd have to disagree with you.
some of the more obvious shit got deleted
Only 1 of the deleted ones hand hands. I know cus one of mine got got.
I though the difference between furshit and zoophile shit was if it passed the Harkness Test?
I'd have them reassigned to my boarding crew. Whilst they may already have some piloting/weapon operation skills upon recruiting, the 2x increase in repair time is simply not worth it. When it comes to manning the stations, it would be far better to replace them with engis with their great repair skills or humans with their ability to quickly learn skills.
In addition to that, mantises deal 1.5x damage in melee combat making them exceptionally good at stabbing motherfrickers, and even though they are pretty much useless as primary system operators, they can still be worth recruiting even if you don't have a teleport system installed on your ship, since they can do a lot of good as counter-boarders along with operating secondary systems such as doors and sensors.
Basado FTL enjoyer
Before anything, feed her large amounts of food.
This. Then seduce her so I can run my hands all over her wing flaps and abdomen.
That goes without saying. I wonder which parts of her anatomy are the most sensitive?
shit bricks because the intelligence is just going to make it better at hunting me down
Throw dirt and grit at it while leaving. If I'm in the kitchen it's getting the 11 secret herbs and spices.
Ask her an autograph for her horror movie performances as the giant mantis that kills everyone, also have a sword on me if It's hungry
If it's not going to eat me, and if it can reasonably consent, sex. Otherwise? Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Reminder that giant bugs are frens
she's still my favorite character
Now in color!
I love this bug, can't wait to have more lore dumps on her kind
Who is this lovebug?
Yannit from the webcomic out of placers
Many thanks.
Die.
Share my friendcode.
Call to Jesus
I would kiss her.
(3468643)
Dance!
put it in the teleporter room and tell it to stand by for boarding action
will it ever, under any circumstance, attempt to eat my head, lacerate me with her claws, or otherwise maim, mutilate, or murder me?
if the answer is "no" then I will become her friend (non-sexual)
if the answer is "yes" then I will grab my Morita Mk 1
open the airlocks and pray i don't have to face it
watch it die in agony as it collapses under its own weight
is the big bug leg meme real?
Bug circulatory systems don’t work beyond a certain size. Even underwater, with gills and water to help support their weight, arthropods don’t get to human size.
There used to be three foot long dragonflies and 8 foot long sea scorpions that terrorized the entire ocean.
there was supposedly far more oxygen in the atmosphere at that time, allowing their less efficient respiration to support more body mass than we see today
Well, if you take a cube and double its size, it will be 8 times as heavy. You'll have to do that a couple of times to make a human sized mantis and it will be insanely heavy compared to what weight its legs can carry. The hole exoskeleton gig also seems limited in what it can take, plus how the whole apparatus to move works.
So, no giant insects, unless maybe in lower gravity.
For larger stuff, you want strong bones and a lot of muscles, see all the heavy mammals and dinosaurs that live(d) on land.
I wonder if you could still make one human sized by trading off Its biological material to be a lighter or differently composed or organized version that would be significantly less heavy, It would likely ends up a glass cannon though
You got to give it lungs first. There's a reason why mammals BTFO sealife.
Oh yeah damn I forgot about lungs, currently the most efficient large creature method of oxygen consumption
Learn martial arts from it
Yeah, I mean - realistically speaking, by the time you'd notice a life-sized praying mantis, it's gonna be too late. Shit's gonna be mimicking trees and hiding during the night in parking lots or parks.
A functional mantis the size of a human being would be the real life equivalent of a xenomorph. The only way I could realistically escape would be if it wasn't hungry and deliberately let me go.
Lizard brain would kick in. If it moved towards me I'd hit it with my car.
If I'm on foot and it could talk and said anything at all I'd be fine and have a conversation.
run away I guess
Say hello?
pull off its limbs
ITS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
IF YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY
I'd ask why her ears are between her legs
Pray.
Tell them outdoor cats and dogs are free snacks and get myself a tripod.
turn around and run away
Is it friendly?
Its a mantis.
Sex.
And then get eaten afterwards
i'd try to seduce her.
This