What would you do if you met an intelligent human-sized mantis?

What would you do if you met an intelligent human-sized mantis?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe I've never thought of that. My idea was just to stuff her silly all the time so that she's never hungry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Winner

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill it with a rock

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Completely transparent zoophile thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even, its just fricking furshit

      • 10 months ago
        Cowboi69

        Seeing as only 1 of the pictures posted had hands I'd have to disagree with you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          some of the more obvious shit got deleted

          • 10 months ago
            Cowboi69

            Only 1 of the deleted ones hand hands. I know cus one of mine got got.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I though the difference between furshit and zoophile shit was if it passed the Harkness Test?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have them reassigned to my boarding crew. Whilst they may already have some piloting/weapon operation skills upon recruiting, the 2x increase in repair time is simply not worth it. When it comes to manning the stations, it would be far better to replace them with engis with their great repair skills or humans with their ability to quickly learn skills.
    In addition to that, mantises deal 1.5x damage in melee combat making them exceptionally good at stabbing motherfrickers, and even though they are pretty much useless as primary system operators, they can still be worth recruiting even if you don't have a teleport system installed on your ship, since they can do a lot of good as counter-boarders along with operating secondary systems such as doors and sensors.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basado FTL enjoyer

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before anything, feed her large amounts of food.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Then seduce her so I can run my hands all over her wing flaps and abdomen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That goes without saying. I wonder which parts of her anatomy are the most sensitive?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit bricks because the intelligence is just going to make it better at hunting me down

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw dirt and grit at it while leaving. If I'm in the kitchen it's getting the 11 secret herbs and spices.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her an autograph for her horror movie performances as the giant mantis that kills everyone, also have a sword on me if It's hungry

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not going to eat me, and if it can reasonably consent, sex. Otherwise? Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that giant bugs are frens

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's still my favorite character

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love this bug, can't wait to have more lore dumps on her kind

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now in color!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this bug, can't wait to have more lore dumps on her kind

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Nog3rUc.jpg

      [...]

      https://i.imgur.com/ZMxEExP.png

      Now in color!

      Who is this lovebug?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yannit from the webcomic out of placers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Many thanks.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Die.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Share my friendcode.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call to Jesus

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kiss her.
    (3468643)

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dance!

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    put it in the teleporter room and tell it to stand by for boarding action

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    will it ever, under any circumstance, attempt to eat my head, lacerate me with her claws, or otherwise maim, mutilate, or murder me?
    if the answer is "no" then I will become her friend (non-sexual)
    if the answer is "yes" then I will grab my Morita Mk 1

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    open the airlocks and pray i don't have to face it

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch it die in agony as it collapses under its own weight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is the big bug leg meme real?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bug circulatory systems don’t work beyond a certain size. Even underwater, with gills and water to help support their weight, arthropods don’t get to human size.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There used to be three foot long dragonflies and 8 foot long sea scorpions that terrorized the entire ocean.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            there was supposedly far more oxygen in the atmosphere at that time, allowing their less efficient respiration to support more body mass than we see today

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if you take a cube and double its size, it will be 8 times as heavy. You'll have to do that a couple of times to make a human sized mantis and it will be insanely heavy compared to what weight its legs can carry. The hole exoskeleton gig also seems limited in what it can take, plus how the whole apparatus to move works.
        So, no giant insects, unless maybe in lower gravity.
        For larger stuff, you want strong bones and a lot of muscles, see all the heavy mammals and dinosaurs that live(d) on land.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if you could still make one human sized by trading off Its biological material to be a lighter or differently composed or organized version that would be significantly less heavy, It would likely ends up a glass cannon though

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You got to give it lungs first. There's a reason why mammals BTFO sealife.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah damn I forgot about lungs, currently the most efficient large creature method of oxygen consumption

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn martial arts from it

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I mean - realistically speaking, by the time you'd notice a life-sized praying mantis, it's gonna be too late. Shit's gonna be mimicking trees and hiding during the night in parking lots or parks.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A functional mantis the size of a human being would be the real life equivalent of a xenomorph. The only way I could realistically escape would be if it wasn't hungry and deliberately let me go.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lizard brain would kick in. If it moved towards me I'd hit it with my car.

    If I'm on foot and it could talk and said anything at all I'd be fine and have a conversation.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    run away I guess

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say hello?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pull off its limbs

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
    IF YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask why her ears are between her legs

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pray.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them outdoor cats and dogs are free snacks and get myself a tripod.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    turn around and run away

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it friendly?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a mantis.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex.
    And then get eaten afterwards

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd try to seduce her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex.
      And then get eaten afterwards

      This

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