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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Guess Whoooo!"

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's right behind me, isn't he?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >close my eyes and chop off its tusks with my mighty eyelids
    >shrug my shoulders, hitting the beast in the chest, lauching the beast into space
    >go back to my cave and invent dreampop and the yoyo

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call my lawyer

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get a mouthful of hyena tongue right before it tears your maxilla out
      Gross

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Headbang viciously and let the cat's own anchored head and momentum snap its neck.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably finish off the rest of the drawing?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Intensely regret that I have not killed it before?
    What kind of stupid question is this even?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And I mean most of you. like at least 98%, are probably used to be killed by something like that.
      Fricking morons...

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give em' the ole' Wilhelm.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moan very loudly maybe even pucker my ass so he finds something more filling to eat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong type of predator

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get mad

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately this guy is already a cooked goose. If he had a few seconds to prepare he could have shoved his arm as far into the bear's mouth as possible, down the throat, and fricked up its sarcophagus and lungs. Works for most animals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd get mad

      >Uh...
      He's not wrong and I tell people every time bears come up. If you have time, wrap a shirt or whatever around your arm. Run at the bear and dodge and shove your arm down that goddamn throat. Your grab and pull and scratch and you kill that fricker even if you're gonna die, too. You send that bastard back to hell. It's the only chance you stand against a grizzly hungry enough to eat you no matter what. Can man fight bear hand-to-hand? The answer is yes, but you better be prepared to die doing it if that son of a b***h gets you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OP pic is not a bear though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fricked up it's sarcophagus

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Accuse it of being israeli

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      try to go one thread without crying about israelites incel

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reach back with both hands, shove my fingers down its eye sockets and rip out its peepers

    but reddit will never tell you this

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I was allowed to relax, I am a cat-ally!
    >How could this be happening to me!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't understand! I was supposed to be berry picker once we reached the anarcho-primitivist utopia!
      >meow meow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't understand! I was supposed to be berry picker once we reached the anarcho-primitivist utopia!
      >meow meow

      https://i.imgur.com/5y7837M.jpg

      Kek

      Accuse it of being israeli

      It will back off if it has any sense of wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gem

        try to go one thread without crying about israelites incel

        Coal

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, I'd probably die

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothin personnel, kitten

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tosses my morbidly obese body forward head first, as if to do a front flip
    >this cat doesn't know physics
    >he's caught off guard as I send him a few feet away
    >pull out my tactical pocket tuna
    >"here, kitty kitty"
    >toss it up in the air
    >sit on the cat's neck
    >cry as I choke it to death with my weight
    >sit there and keep crying, asking it why it made me do this
    >punch it in a rage over forcing my hand, over and over again
    >some anon walks by
    >"beating a dead horse, huh?"
    >sit on his neck

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Aaaah! At least I wasn't a racist!!!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell a trusted guardian or parent

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell my big cat gf to chill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that is a very hateful statement

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes it's meant to be

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so jealous?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Not playing with her since she's obviously frisky
      You gay bro?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that is a very hateful statement

      have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down man, I'm sure you'll get a cat gf soon enough some day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cat bf same diff.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Shit. He's got me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lucky you. Fairies are strong against Dark type moves like Bite

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lion bf for you then lions are gay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They are bi, how is a brother going to compete with lionesses?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take care of yourself, king

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dodge it's plainly telegraphed chomp attack and pommel it from behind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pommel it from behind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unless it's a very shitty image referencing that post, you clearly missed the joke

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Affix a piece of ornamental clothing to my head before each outing that appears like eyes in the back of my head to dissuade an ambush predator from ambushing me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember some accounts of villagers trying this in some remote region in India where there was a man eating tiger. It worked for a week or so before the tiger figured out what was happening and started eating people again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is actually a very common practice everywhere in the world that has big cats and it normally works well, with the only exception being proven maneaters who are bold enough to fight a man looking at it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hate to break it to you but the cat in the picture is a proven man eater

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i shouldnt say

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scream in pain

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bite down.

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