What the frick is up with the recent shark apologetics meme?
It's literally 'he dindu nuffin he a good boi!' tier
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What the fuck is up with the recent shark apologetics meme?
UND DER HAIFISCH DER HAT TRANEN
UND DIE LAUFEN VOM GESICHT
DOCH DER HAIFISCH LEBT IM WASSER
SO DIE TRANE SIEHT MAN NICHT
IN DER TIEFE IST ES EINSAM
UND SO MANCHE ZAHRE FLIESST
UND SO KOMMT ES, DASS DAS WASSER
IN DEN MEEREN SALZIG IST
every board really is the same nowadays huh
Recently a shark ate a Russian zoomer in India, which endeared everyone to them.
I mean, it's a dangerous predator, but not to the level you see on the media, like, you don't have horror movies about bears or hippos, so I guess people overcorrect and go to the other extreme end.
>tfw derailed the whole thread
Normies can only see in black and white terms. The reality is they’re dangerous predators, but they’re not like crocodiles that will spot you and immediately go for you
Overcorrection as always. Same reason why all dolphins are Satan and why Oviraptor NEVER ate eggs
Sharks are noble and smart creatures.
>like 5 deaths a year from sharks
>"B-but it looks s-scary! B-bad animal!!"
>upgrade
Needs a switch at the end of a fishing line.
You aren't entitled to swimming in the ocean for no reason. I'm not going to endorse not being able to sustainably eat shark fin soup for the sake of your hobby.
Complain about sharks when they hurt someone doing their job, ie: an underwater welder fixing an oil rig, not some hippy that took a fake sick day to play surfer.
I've literally seen normies say "oh they didn't mean to attack people, they just mistook them for a seal!" and then actual biologists explain that when sharks don't know what something is they try to exsanguinate it first. The normies then say "noooo D: that's not trueee"
So? The consequences for society are the same.
Sharks aren't less important than your surfer larp
Sharks are ocean Black folk, cope
Don't take the title away from dolphins like that
Dolphins are ocean hippies, and I say that with the utmost disdain
you're a moron
>get high and have degenerate sex with everything
Explain how I'm wrong
>Get high
>Have sex with everything willing or not
>Steal shit
>Attack passers by for no reason
>Drag people into caves and frick them to death
Dolphins.
puff fish every day
Are hippies known for killing for fun?
They're not exactly "peace love and understanding, kumbaya" kind of animals.
you're probably young enough that you've never actually interacted with a hippy.
>Are hippies known for killing for fun?
If you think every hippy was Chuck Manson, that only proves my point that you don't know anything about them.
who the frick calls him "chuck manson" lol
a larping zoomer pretending to know about the sixties to disprove a joke about dolphins being hippies.
>says the zoomer pretending to know about the sixties while never having interacted with a hippy in his life
Somebody's feeling a little exposed by that post
Im not NTA. I also think you’re stupid as hell.
You must be 18 or older to post here
>t.
You’re really bad at this Wauf stuff.
This is Wauf
>This is Wauf
Go look at the url if you wanna be a homosexual about it
Wow, you actually have autism. How is it?
Are you arguing that we are not in fact on boards.Wauf.org/an right now?
I’m stating that you’re moronic.
>t.
Zoomer show.
Dolphins rape and kill things for fun they are the Black folk of the sea at least sharks kill to eat
I have never seen this. Stop reading twitter ragebait.
Yeah I'm with this guy, I've even seen people on here say that "sharks don't think humans on food" which is like yeah, a tiger wouldn't know if a martian is food, doesn't mean it won't try to kill and eat one at some point. The only reason there's so few shark deaths is because 99% of the time humans and sharks don't intersect, they barely even live in the same world. Nowhere on earth are there people gathering in deeper waters in large numbers. A rare big pelagic shark capable of killing someone has virtually no opportunity to kill and eat a human.
And it still happens sometimes.