What the fuck is up with the recent shark apologetics meme?

What the frick is up with the recent shark apologetics meme?
It's literally 'he dindu nuffin he a good boi!' tier

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UND DER HAIFISCH DER HAT TRANEN
    UND DIE LAUFEN VOM GESICHT
    DOCH DER HAIFISCH LEBT IM WASSER
    SO DIE TRANE SIEHT MAN NICHT

    IN DER TIEFE IST ES EINSAM
    UND SO MANCHE ZAHRE FLIESST
    UND SO KOMMT ES, DASS DAS WASSER
    IN DEN MEEREN SALZIG IST

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    every board really is the same nowadays huh

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recently a shark ate a Russian zoomer in India, which endeared everyone to them.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, it's a dangerous predator, but not to the level you see on the media, like, you don't have horror movies about bears or hippos, so I guess people overcorrect and go to the other extreme end.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw derailed the whole thread

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normies can only see in black and white terms. The reality is they’re dangerous predators, but they’re not like crocodiles that will spot you and immediately go for you

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overcorrection as always. Same reason why all dolphins are Satan and why Oviraptor NEVER ate eggs

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sharks are noble and smart creatures.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like 5 deaths a year from sharks
    >"B-but it looks s-scary! B-bad animal!!"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >upgrade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs a switch at the end of a fishing line.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't entitled to swimming in the ocean for no reason. I'm not going to endorse not being able to sustainably eat shark fin soup for the sake of your hobby.

    Complain about sharks when they hurt someone doing their job, ie: an underwater welder fixing an oil rig, not some hippy that took a fake sick day to play surfer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YWnb1gx.png

      >like 5 deaths a year from sharks
      >"B-but it looks s-scary! B-bad animal!!"

      I've literally seen normies say "oh they didn't mean to attack people, they just mistook them for a seal!" and then actual biologists explain that when sharks don't know what something is they try to exsanguinate it first. The normies then say "noooo D: that's not trueee"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? The consequences for society are the same.

        Sharks aren't less important than your surfer larp

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have never seen this. Stop reading twitter ragebait.

          Sharks are ocean Black folk, cope

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't take the title away from dolphins like that

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dolphins are ocean hippies, and I say that with the utmost disdain

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get high and have degenerate sex with everything
                Explain how I'm wrong

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Get high
                >Have sex with everything willing or not
                >Steal shit
                >Attack passers by for no reason
                >Drag people into caves and frick them to death
                Dolphins.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                puff fish every day

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are hippies known for killing for fun?
                They're not exactly "peace love and understanding, kumbaya" kind of animals.
                you're probably young enough that you've never actually interacted with a hippy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are hippies known for killing for fun?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you think every hippy was Chuck Manson, that only proves my point that you don't know anything about them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                who the frick calls him "chuck manson" lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                a larping zoomer pretending to know about the sixties to disprove a joke about dolphins being hippies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >says the zoomer pretending to know about the sixties while never having interacted with a hippy in his life

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Somebody's feeling a little exposed by that post

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im not NTA. I also think you’re stupid as hell.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must be 18 or older to post here

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t.
                You’re really bad at this Wauf stuff.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is Wauf

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is Wauf

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go look at the url if you wanna be a homosexual about it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, you actually have autism. How is it?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you arguing that we are not in fact on boards.Wauf.org/an right now?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m stating that you’re moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomer show.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dolphins rape and kill things for fun they are the Black folk of the sea at least sharks kill to eat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have never seen this. Stop reading twitter ragebait.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm with this guy, I've even seen people on here say that "sharks don't think humans on food" which is like yeah, a tiger wouldn't know if a martian is food, doesn't mean it won't try to kill and eat one at some point. The only reason there's so few shark deaths is because 99% of the time humans and sharks don't intersect, they barely even live in the same world. Nowhere on earth are there people gathering in deeper waters in large numbers. A rare big pelagic shark capable of killing someone has virtually no opportunity to kill and eat a human.
        And it still happens sometimes.

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