What the FUCK is their problem?

What the FRICK is their problem?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing birds, just get too carried away by their mating efforts. It really is an ordeal to hunt them, though, since they are insanely keen on their surroundings when they get silent. A single wrong move, a muffled clang of a gun metal, not enough camo - you're getting spotted and that's it, no prey today.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It really is an ordeal to hunt them
      Except singing their mating song repeatabily makes them deaf for a short period of time, allowing hunters to walk several meters closer eith 0 csution before the bitd regains hearing and starts singing again.
      Literally a game of red light-green light

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ordeal
      Where I grew up you'd get whole flocks roosting on your roof overnight and then singing the song of their people when you can out to throw rocks at them to chase them off.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to touch one and lovingly pin it on the ground while it attacks me.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    high test
    literally

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The males a super pissed all the time because they have a huge amount of testosterone in their system. They have ranges of dozens of miles iirc, so they'll basically spend their day roaming around looking for pussy and occasionally beating the shit out of people with their wings. Glukhars are based and don't take shit from man or beast.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because frick you, that's why.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're horny and won't let you get in the way of some prime seasonal capercaillussy

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're buttholes

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre cute and harmless

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're buttholes

      what the hell is this thing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rei_pointing_at_the_viewer.jpeg

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a western capercaillie, a type of grouse - flightless birds for eating purposes. This is what the females look like. They have a peawiener-like mating dance.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoops wrong image. This is the female.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can fly, though. Not very good at it, but they can.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're not flightless at all.

            Ok thank you pedants, I understand that "flightless" ground birds like chickens actually can fly short distances. It's just the word used to describe them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not flightless at all.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/OEHjdrk.png

          Whoops wrong image. This is the female.

          Do they always hold their head up like this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My uncles threw me in their turkey coop when I was 5, as a joke, and I'm still traumatized by those fricking shits.

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