What the frick

What the frick

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/2018/08/02/shocking-reason-that-this-mans-legs-and-hands-were-amputated-dogs-saliva/11177798007/

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >About the time he got sick, he had been around eight dogs, including one that belongs to the couple. The bacteria could have come from any of those dogs that licked him, Dawn said.
    >"He loves dogs. He would touch any dog; he doesn't care," she said of her husband of 15 years.
    So basically he is just a filthy stinky unwashed freak

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogsoplasmosis strikes again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you weren’t supposed to mention that…

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    princess is going full fricking kubrick into the camera there
    >and I'll do it again

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to mention what is apparent. He didn't catch a serious illness by being licked. Your vascular system cannot clot from being licked. He was bitten deeply and failed to treat the wound.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah it was a lick. there was a case a couple years ago, i think in louisiana, about an older guy having his dog lick a cut he had, and he was dead a week later from the same shit.

      basically: don't let foreign substances from other animals get into your bloodstream or orifices

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pitbull
    Yeah the dog bit him and he got infected.
    And he didn't immediately seek medical attention because they would've flagged his dog for euthanasia (and because he's stupid)
    So now he has to have somebody else wipe his ass and shitposts on whatever platform he uses by putting a stylus in his mouth and poking at his phone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitposts on whatever platform he uses by putting a stylus in his mouth and poking at his phone.
      kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear this is the funniest site on the internet after all these years. Fricking using his mouth to hold a stylus and poking a screen kek

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he wants to have amputations

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pose him for the picture with the dogs mouth on top of his not-even-healed-yet leg sutures

    here we go again...

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta feel bad for the dude. That's some seriously terrible luck. Couldn't imagine living life with 2 missing limbs, let alone all 4. You can cope with 1 missing arm or leg, but all 4?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >luck
      he has a pittie, not much luck there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but all 4?
      It's called doggystyle.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carlos

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, the article says as much. This is just freakish bad luck. This happens to next no one apparently

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid a shit eating english mastiff licked me every day and would lick my wounds. I never got sick or even infected. Everything healed over without issue.

    Verdict: Natural selection at work

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Greg Manteufel suffered a rare blood infection after harmful bacteria from a dog's saliva seeped into his bloodstream, causing sepsis, or blood poisoning from bacteria. The sepsis resulted in blood spots that looked like bruises all over his body, particularly on his chest and face. Doctors pumped him with antibiotics to stop the infection, his wife said, but clots blocked the flow of blood to his extremities, causing tissue and muscles to die.

    >The bacteria, called Capnocytophaga canimorsus, "just attacked him," Dawn said, and it did so quickly and aggressively. To save his life, doctors had to cut his legs from the knee down, and then his hands.

    >"Why him? Why did this happen to us?" Dawn asked.

    >Capnocytophaga canimorsus is a bacteria commonly found in dogs and cats. It's present in the saliva of most healthy dogs and is usually not harmful to humans. But in rare cases, the bacteria can poison the blood and cause death.

    >Dawn Manteufel said doctors told them her husband's case is not common but more like a "crazy fluke." She said she doesn't know which dog was carrying the bacteria that attacked her husband. About the time he got sick, he had been around eight dogs, including one that belongs to the couple. The bacteria could have come from any of those dogs that licked him, Dawn said.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Capnocytophaga canimorsus
      more like Dindubacter pibblensis lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pumped him with antibiotics to stop the infection, his wife said, but clots blocked the flow of blood to his extremities, causing tissue and muscles to die
      So nothing do with animals but medical malpractice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So nothing do with animals but medical malpractice
        Clotting is ultra common in sepsis and losing limbs to this is really not that unusual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbass. He was clotting up already, but the anti-biotics also can’t help if they’re being blocked by clots.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Manteufel
      uh huh

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