Here's one thing that everyone seems to overlook constantly:
Cats are meat eaters. Meat gets absorbed quickly by the body, you shit MUCH less if you're eating just clean meat. Feed your cat meat (not whatever pet food you find at the store). And you will notice there's less of it and it doesn't smell awful either.
But actually, find a local cat café to hang at or a shelter to volunteer at first. See if you're allergic, see if it scratches your itch, see if you get along with a variety of temperaments.
Maybe cats aren't actually for you.
Whatever you do, don't be the butthole in the neighborhood that feeds a bunch of ferals and makes it everyone else's problem.
Get one of those robot litter trays. Also make sure to get a cat whos already litter trained. Those litter trays automatically sift the litter to remove clumps and puts it into another tray, all you have to do is put a tray bag in it after you change it so you just need to pull the string to bag it up.
Outdoor cat, nobody clean up shit in the country unless you're a farmer.
have sex
then have your kids do it
>can't even get away from soulsgays on Wauf
die
Don't buy a pest animal as a pet.
Just let it outside. You don't need to toilet train cats they know how to use a litter box instinctually anyway.
Here's one thing that everyone seems to overlook constantly:
Cats are meat eaters. Meat gets absorbed quickly by the body, you shit MUCH less if you're eating just clean meat. Feed your cat meat (not whatever pet food you find at the store). And you will notice there's less of it and it doesn't smell awful either.
my cat is vegan
Plush
tamagotchi
Train it to poop in toilet. EZ
But actually, find a local cat café to hang at or a shelter to volunteer at first. See if you're allergic, see if it scratches your itch, see if you get along with a variety of temperaments.
Maybe cats aren't actually for you.
Whatever you do, don't be the butthole in the neighborhood that feeds a bunch of ferals and makes it everyone else's problem.
why would anyone want a cat? shittiest pets, no, they're pests not pets
Shut up dogfricker
Get one of those robot litter trays. Also make sure to get a cat whos already litter trained. Those litter trays automatically sift the litter to remove clumps and puts it into another tray, all you have to do is put a tray bag in it after you change it so you just need to pull the string to bag it up.
Get pic related.
What are you gonna do when you have kids if you can't handle a bit of shit?
Have a big yard with bushes.
Or as anon said don't get any pet.
Take the anime pill
Not get a cat. Or any pet. Ever.