What should i do if i want a cat but not deal with anything relating to fecal matter?

What should i do if i want a cat but not deal with anything relating to fecal matter?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outdoor cat, nobody clean up shit in the country unless you're a farmer.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    have sex

    then have your kids do it

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even get away from soulsgays on Wauf

    die

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't buy a pest animal as a pet.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just let it outside. You don't need to toilet train cats they know how to use a litter box instinctually anyway.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's one thing that everyone seems to overlook constantly:

    Cats are meat eaters. Meat gets absorbed quickly by the body, you shit MUCH less if you're eating just clean meat. Feed your cat meat (not whatever pet food you find at the store). And you will notice there's less of it and it doesn't smell awful either.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my cat is vegan

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plush

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tamagotchi

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Train it to poop in toilet. EZ

    But actually, find a local cat café to hang at or a shelter to volunteer at first. See if you're allergic, see if it scratches your itch, see if you get along with a variety of temperaments.
    Maybe cats aren't actually for you.

    Whatever you do, don't be the butthole in the neighborhood that feeds a bunch of ferals and makes it everyone else's problem.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone want a cat? shittiest pets, no, they're pests not pets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up dogfricker

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get one of those robot litter trays. Also make sure to get a cat whos already litter trained. Those litter trays automatically sift the litter to remove clumps and puts it into another tray, all you have to do is put a tray bag in it after you change it so you just need to pull the string to bag it up.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get pic related.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you gonna do when you have kids if you can't handle a bit of shit?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a big yard with bushes.
    Or as anon said don't get any pet.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take the anime pill

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not get a cat. Or any pet. Ever.

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