don't panic or move too quick, breast stroke or swim in another method that doesn't disturb or splash the surface away from them. That's all really swans aren't actually very aggressive they're pretty passive until you're in their personal space. Try not to stare at them or their babies too much the animal can't tell what your intentions or feelings towards them is it just sees a large animal with forward facing eyes in an excited state with it's attention fixed on them or their babies that's pretty much red flag for every animal.
Actually it's an offence under the 1981 Wildlife and Countryside Act. The eating a swan thing was changed in 1998. You still can't eat or kill them (without cause) but it's not a matter of treason, it's a matter of conservation.
do not fight for you cannot win
prepare your manhood to be rided by harem that full of cloacas.
>*pspsps*
Pet the birbs
Dive down
lmao why is he swimming in a filthy duck pond?
How do you know it's a pond and not a large lake?
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don't panic or move too quick, breast stroke or swim in another method that doesn't disturb or splash the surface away from them. That's all really swans aren't actually very aggressive they're pretty passive until you're in their personal space. Try not to stare at them or their babies too much the animal can't tell what your intentions or feelings towards them is it just sees a large animal with forward facing eyes in an excited state with it's attention fixed on them or their babies that's pretty much red flag for every animal.
>grab neck with one hand
>climb out with the other
Simple as that
It's offence to touch a swan. They are the queen's property only.
Then call the Queen to fucking get it out of the way.
Actually it's an offence under the 1981 Wildlife and Countryside Act. The eating a swan thing was changed in 1998. You still can't eat or kill them (without cause) but it's not a matter of treason, it's a matter of conservation.
Kill or keep*
It's not illegal to eat them.
what if you eat them alive?
Dive
Pull the gun out of my American Flag swimtrunks and fire.
present butthole
accept death