what is the correct thing to do, if you find yourself in this situation?

what is the correct thing to do, if you find yourself in this situation?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do not fight for you cannot win

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    prepare your manhood to be rided by harem that full of cloacas.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*pspsps*
    Pet the birbs

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dive down

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao why is he swimming in a filthy duck pond?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know it's a pond and not a large lake?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        reverse image search

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't panic or move too quick, breast stroke or swim in another method that doesn't disturb or splash the surface away from them. That's all really swans aren't actually very aggressive they're pretty passive until you're in their personal space. Try not to stare at them or their babies too much the animal can't tell what your intentions or feelings towards them is it just sees a large animal with forward facing eyes in an excited state with it's attention fixed on them or their babies that's pretty much red flag for every animal.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grab neck with one hand
    >climb out with the other
    Simple as that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's offence to touch a swan. They are the queen's property only.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then call the Queen to fucking get it out of the way.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it's an offence under the 1981 Wildlife and Countryside Act. The eating a swan thing was changed in 1998. You still can't eat or kill them (without cause) but it's not a matter of treason, it's a matter of conservation.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kill or keep*
          It's not illegal to eat them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what if you eat them alive?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dive

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull the gun out of my American Flag swimtrunks and fire.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    present butthole

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    accept death

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