what happens if you swim with piranhas? Posted on July 25, 2022 by Anonymous what happens if you swim with piranhas?
how many piranhas are posting in this thread
i SHAN'T be swimming with you any time soon
Piranhas don't eat humans they merely take small nibbles of dead skin on extreme cases I've always hated how they got a bad rep :/
They could eat a human if the human is too drunk to react, already dead or unconscious. They won’t attack a human swimming, I have been in the water with them when I was a kid and the only time One bite me was when I was fishing them, one escaped the hook and fell on the boat. At this point I was used to holding them with my bare hands to remove the hook and toss it in the box but when I tried to pick the one on the boat floor it flipped and took a bite of my finger. The teeth are very sharp so I barely felt any pain, it bleed like a cut from a box cutter, my uncle put a bandaid and this is all the medical treatment I got for the rest of the trip. I think I was 10 years old at the time.
What kind of freshwater fish is most likely to actually kill a human?
And don't say sharks
I said freshwater you moron
I cannot pronounce bacarruda
I think that Asian Carp braining bros when they fear jump probably have the biggest body count.
Cetopsis catfish have been known to eat drunks that fall into rivers in brazil, the have a cookie cutter shark style paradigm, except they will burrow in their prey like the beetles from the mummy.
Wells catfish are accused of eating toddlers
Sheetfish catfish are known to attack people and feed on human corpses
and the large south American catfish are known to drown people
I have some and they are afraid of their own food. I tried to be an edgelord with piranhas but they're actually colossal pussies. The average catfish or carp has way bigger balls than them.
It would be extremely painful.
OP sounds like a big guy
you get wet
I used to keep RBP's in a tank,
these gays here don't know shit.
a piranha will eat you. a school of them will eat you faster.
>Swimming in freshwater ever and anywhere
Yuck, that's how you get brain and ass parasites.
not too much, but pacu will eat your balls
Ur most likely in the amazon then, therefore parasites up your dick
>Don't believe Hollywood, piranhas are just normal fish
>But this random little fish will totally climb up your penis!!!
lmao wouldnt it be easier for a fish to swim up the anus. you never hear about the anus fish
Why is your anus so loose that it's permanently open anon?
ask your dad
Do you know where he is?
they go after amonia smell as it reminds them fish lungs they parasite on
an anus is more open than a penis hole. yet the fish only swims up the penis hole not the more accessible anus
reminds me of that guy who shoved an eel in his ass and it swam up to his intestines
You mean he fell down on it and it just somehow slipped in haha
there was a whole controversy about it because he went to the university hospital to get it removed, and the doctors (students) filmed the operation while laughing at him. animal activists also got upset because the eel died
why would they want it to live after being up someone's ass
idk about eels, but unless it was a cute girl i wouldn't want to live after that
They should have keep the eel alive and make the guy pay for it.
reminds me of the concrete enema story
if its the fish I think hes referring to (the candiru catfish) your probably less likely to get a fish in the dick than devoured by piranhas. There was only 1 reported incident in 1997 which in itself was laced with skepticism. historical accounts report more including attacks on ass's and vaginas, but its a myth of the region unless people just arent reporting these attacks.
to be on the safe side just dont pee in or near the river
It is a myth derived from a translation error. There is a book about this.
They're giant pussies. Won't eat anything that moves.
It's hilarious, because I always thought of them as demon fish. Media shows them that way, but it's in the same spirit of unfamiliarity that Lovecraft painted fucking voodoo witches like they were something actually scary and invasive, instead of small islands of the past in a rapidly progressing world.
Seeing them at a pet shop was disappointing in a macabre way. Hollywood's fish of nightmares, reduced to a goddamn river potato in an instant.
>Hollywood's fish of nightmares, reduced to a goddamn river potato in an instant
Nothing IF you managed to show em whos boss. Otherwise you be a skeletton in a minute.
They are just normal fish.
They taste pretty good.
>piranhas take a bite and leave so others can have their share
What polite fellows.