what happens if you swim with piranhas?

what happens if you swim with piranhas?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how many piranhas are posting in this thread

    i SHAN'T be swimming with you any time soon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Piranhas don't eat humans they merely take small nibbles of dead skin on extreme cases I've always hated how they got a bad rep :/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They could eat a human if the human is too drunk to react, already dead or unconscious. They won’t attack a human swimming, I have been in the water with them when I was a kid and the only time One bite me was when I was fishing them, one escaped the hook and fell on the boat. At this point I was used to holding them with my bare hands to remove the hook and toss it in the box but when I tried to pick the one on the boat floor it flipped and took a bite of my finger. The teeth are very sharp so I barely felt any pain, it bleed like a cut from a box cutter, my uncle put a bandaid and this is all the medical treatment I got for the rest of the trip. I think I was 10 years old at the time.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of freshwater fish is most likely to actually kill a human?

    And don't say sharks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BARRACUDA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I said freshwater you Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot pronounce bacarruda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that Asian Carp braining homies when they fear jump probably have the biggest body count.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cetopsis catfish have been known to eat drunks that fall into rivers in brazil, the have a cookie cutter shark style paradigm, except they will burrow in their prey like the beetles from the mummy.

      Wells catfish are accused of eating toddlers
      Sheetfish catfish are known to attack people and feed on human corpses
      and the large south American catfish are known to drown people

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have some and they are afraid of their own food. I tried to be an edgelord with piranhas but they're actually colossal pussies. The average catfish or carp has way bigger balls than them.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be extremely painful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP sounds like a big guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bump

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you get wet

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to keep RBP's in a tank,
    these homosexuals here don't know shit.

    a piranha will eat you. a school of them will eat you faster.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Swimming in freshwater ever and anywhere
        Yuck, that's how you get brain and ass parasites.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not too much, but pacu will eat your balls
    literally

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ur most likely in the Amazon then, therefore parasites up your dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't believe Hollywood, piranhas are just normal fish
      >But this random little fish will totally climb up your penis!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao wouldnt it be easier for a fish to swim up the anus. you never hear about the anus fish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is your anus so loose that it's permanently open anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ask your dad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know where he is?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they go after amonia smell as it reminds them fish lungs they parasite on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          an anus is more open than a penis hole. yet the fish only swims up the penis hole not the more accessible anus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is your anus so loose that it's permanently open anon?

        reminds me of that guy who shoved an eel in his ass and it swam up to his intestines

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2820188/The-stomach-churning-moment-huge-LIVE-fish-removed-man-s-intestine.html

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You mean he fell down on it and it just somehow slipped in haha

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there was a whole controversy about it because he went to the university hospital to get it removed, and the doctors (students) filmed the operation while laughing at him. animal activists also got upset because the eel died

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why would they want it to live after being up someone's ass
              idk about eels, but unless it was a cute girl i wouldn't want to live after that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They should have keep the eel alive and make the guy pay for it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              reminds me of the concrete enema story

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bruh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if its the fish I think hes referring to (the candiru catfish) your probably less likely to get a fish in the dick than devoured by piranhas. There was only 1 reported incident in 1997 which in itself was laced with skepticism. historical accounts report more including attacks on ass's and veganas, but its a myth of the region unless people just arent reporting these attacks.
        to be on the safe side just dont pee in or near the river

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is a myth derived from a translation error. There is a book about this.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're giant pussies. Won't eat anything that moves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious, because I always thought of them as demon fish. Media shows them that way, but it's in the same spirit of unfamiliarity that Lovecraft painted fricking voodoo witches like they were something actually scary and invasive, instead of small islands of the past in a rapidly progressing world.

      Seeing them at a pet shop was disappointing in a macabre way. Hollywood's fish of nightmares, reduced to a goddamn river potato in an instant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hollywood's fish of nightmares, reduced to a goddamn river potato in an instant

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing IF you managed to show em whos boss. Otherwise you be a skeletton in a minute.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing
    They are just normal fish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious, because I always thought of them as demon fish. Media shows them that way, but it's in the same spirit of unfamiliarity that Lovecraft painted fricking voodoo witches like they were something actually scary and invasive, instead of small islands of the past in a rapidly progressing world.

      Seeing them at a pet shop was disappointing in a macabre way. Hollywood's fish of nightmares, reduced to a goddamn river potato in an instant.

      They taste pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >piranhas take a bite and leave so others can have their share
      What polite fellows.

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