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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats with fluffy tails.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're NUTS

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're jacked from climbing trees all day and enjoy the adrenaline buzz of near misses from cars to impress other squirrels. they are pests though.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think you're special

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're cute but I like watching the blue jays bully them at my house.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dog went after a squirrel
    >it bit her toe and clung on
    >she freaked the hell out
    >went out there and started punching the squirrel in the stomach
    >it was as firm as Arnold Schwarzenegger and the squirrel gave zero fricks
    never realized how muscular they were

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Squirrels, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your birdfeeder, and I have over 300 confirmed acorns.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        basically what happened

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does it feel to hold a squirrel in your hand?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bags of milky coins and salty sand.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can feel his fat nuts on your palm

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a rat but not as soft.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squirrels are so GODDAMN STUPID. My dog taught me to hate them, and I am glad that he did.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If my dog wants to chase squirrels does that mean he loves them or hates him?
      And is Skwerlock Holmes a cute nickname for him?
      Thanks in advance.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're vermin. Worse than rats. I don't go out of my way to run over them but I also don't slow down for them like I do for everything else.
    However, if someone has one that's a pet I will still pet it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how? they don't bother anyone where I am

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They get into attics and chew wires even worse than rats do.

        t. Rural resident

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I freakin' love 'em. I used to have an even mix of grey and black squirrels in my neighbourhood. Now they are all black ones.

    One thing I get a kick out of is every morning i'll go out on my 3rd floor balcony while brushing my teeth. More often than not i;ll see one run along the phone lines which are level with my deck and about 20 feet away. I'll also drop unshelled peanuts on them when they're foraging around the ground below me.

    A great channel to just watch and relax.

    https://www.youtube.com/@Squirrels_at_the_window

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you repeatedly feed a squirrel like this will they become dependent on you? Isn't that a bad thing?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A squirrel drowned in my koi pond and its rotting corpse almost poisoned my fish. They also dig the dirt out of my flower pots and try to drop acorns on me. Frick squirrels.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he black

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        socioeconomic factors

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The property values of the neighborhood trees plummets when the black squirrels move in.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/nj5Lopx.jpg

        he's got a bone to pick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a squigger

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big is that fricking thing? I thought that was a cat at first.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably pretty chunky.
        They think the black ones mostly come from hybrids between grey and fox squirrels. Fox squirrels are bigger than grey squirrels.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuties

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's settle this once and for all

      Greys or reds?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do we save our redbros? The Greymogging must be stopped

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i like both and believe with sensible conservation efforts and land management they can coexist in the same country

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heckin love squirrelarinos.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes them so fricking cute? The tail? Or their inqusitive demeanor?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big ass squirrel looks like a fren.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it 5 different colors

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indian giant squirrel. They look like escapees from a fever dream.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They glow pink so yes. Yes they are.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        See the colors of those plants behind it?
        Pretty similar. Couldn't be related though, surely.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love squirrels

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave out food to attract cute wild animals
    >sperg out when it attracts the wrong cute wild animals

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a red squirrel for the first time today. Cute little tree-rat.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feed birds so squirrels are my mortal enemy. I shoot them with air rifle when I can but they're wary of me so I don't get that many. Like a few in a month. I feed them to my ravens - not my pets just birds that hang around and see a dead squirrel as a fine meal. Sometimes they fight over it its pretty fun to watch.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has never been funny

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even get it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even get it

        lol low IQ

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you get it?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw my second black squirrel a week or two ago. It was behind Beverly Hills Middle School in Delaware County, PA. It's funny to me, cuz that's a Black 'hood lmao.
    There wouldn't be babies right now, would there? It was tiny and cute.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They make a tasty stew

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squirrels live in my neighbours roof. They crawled in through the gutter and set up base there. I've told the neighbours but they're renting the place and don't care about the house.

    In the spring the had a bunch of babies and it was cool seeing them running around playing on the roof shingles. and in the winter they all must curl up together. I think I've seen 5 or 6 of them hanging out at once. I don't feed them, but they are still pretty cute.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're cool.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I throw handfuls of peanuts into my backyard for them. Those homosexualass bluejays keep stealing them though. Total bluejay death.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    red squirrels are based, other, not so much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have a lot of red squirrels but they disappeared. Maybe climate change?? Turkeys too, I had a lot for years that would visit me but this year they kind of dwindled and never showed up after the spring. I hope both come back in winter.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    strange how rats are seen as disgusting and ugly and carrying diseases living in overpopulated slums and in a negative light but squirrels are seen as cute and positive living in the green trees and drinking morning dew
    rats are actually significantly smarter and can be kept as pets, also cleaner
    squirrels are full of worms and are pests

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squirrels are incredibly intelligent though.

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      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not intelligence. That's stupidity, with style!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squirrels don't cohabitate with people in urban environments to the degree rats do though. Any rodent's about as likely to be a vector as any other, but rats present a persistent threat throughout human history because of where they live and how they interact with people. Squirrels live in trees in the woods.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        my parents house was infested with squirrels tbh. One even climbed behind the shower and build a big ass nest full of acorns. You could hear her skitter around if you banged on the shower wall lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a rat lover with five pet rats, but this is definitely correct. Rats teeth allow them to chew through concrete and create burrows in people's walls, invade pantries, etc. You'll find a lot more rat droppings in commercial kitchens, rarely squirrels. Squirrels kinda just invade rooftops. Rats also have evolved to eat pretty much the same exact diet as humans, so there's more incentive for them to invade urban areas and rummage through literal rotting garbage and sewers, giving them the reputation of filthy disease carriers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both rats
      But only one of them routinely sticks its filthy nose in people's stuff and deserves to test medicine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but squirrels are seen as cute and positive
      90% of people with bird feeders have an irrational hatred of the idea of squirrels eating from them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        my dad was this way and would shoot them. I don't get it. I found the squirrels just as entertaining to watch as birds. Especially funny since he bought "squirrel-proof" bird feeders but the squirrels would hang themselves upside down or plot some hilarious ways to get the seeds. How are they supposed to know it's not for them? The birds are just casually getting food, as are the squirrels, but apparently one deserves death?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Squirrels are practically as smart as birds. Rodents are incredibly intelligent. It's why they're able to mass produce. Incredible survival instincts.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Squirrels are practically as smart as birds. Rodents are incredibly intelligent. It's why they're able to mass produce. Incredible survival instincts.

          I don't know about other types of squirrels, but grey squirrels display "theory of mind" thinking.
          They watch their surroundings while they're foraging and burying their goodies. If they're being watched, they will fake bury their goods and move to a more secure location to actually bury it.

          Also, whatever happened to the guy that made a squirrel thread every day with "ugly nibber" as the op?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Squirrels are practically as smart as birds. Rodents are incredibly intelligent. It's why they're able to mass produce. Incredible survival instincts.

            hope they come back for my dad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the job of squirrel and what is the job of rats?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont respect them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think rats are better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I respect squirrels more than any non white human

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nuh uh.

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