What critters invoked fear in you when you were young? For me it was these fuckers.

What critters invoked fear in you when you were young?
For me it was these frickers. Centipedes and spiders aren't shit compared to the horrors Earwigs created in my thoughts

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slugs freak me the hell out. I'd rather see a shark or a bear.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, hold one between your fingers long enough and it will release a brown dye that will stain your skin for weeks or months.

    I found out that the hard way but is true.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats called shit, anon.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Checked. It's the name. Who the FRICK thought to associate a wriggly bug bearing ass pincers with your ear?!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually had the opposite reaction to the name as a kid, once i was told that they dont go in your ear the name just because a silly name so i associated them with silliness and would let the crawl on my hand when i found them.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://phys.org/news/2015-11-earwigs-parents-limited-maternal-offspring.html

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in primary school, these were often all over the small trees in the courtyard, and we were always told not to touch them because they'll spit burning fluid on us if we do.

    I always believed that. But what can I say, I was young and didn't know any better.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerusalem cricket, or we called them potato bugs. In retrospect I'm surprised that they disgusted me so mych; they look like giant puppy ants.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These frickers do NOTHING to harm humans, and actually kill pest insects. Nevertheless, I hate them.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crawdads. We had a doughboy pool that went unused for probably 3 years. 3 years of sitting and building algae.... My.cousin threw in crawdads in it... Maybe a year later we went to drain it and there were like 500 fricking crawdads in there, they were everywhere. I would dig in the sand box and there were live crawdads. The front yard, the neighbors yard, crawdads. Fricking terrifying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's awesome

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well...did you clear them all out with a crawdad boil?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My first thought.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you ever see any odd genetic variations? I would imagine in a scenario where you have hundreds, I would be looking for oddballs just out of curiosity

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    moths. not moths in general, but the fear of infestation. we had an infestation once and it was nasty shit

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    trips of horror, can't these guys bite you too?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bees. When I was a kid the media was going crazy about Africanized honey bees colonizing the Southwest.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, but because i got stung when i was like 10. my mom hung up the laundry outside and one of the pieces was my swim shorts so she took them down and when i put them on i felt this searing hot pain in my right thigh. the most traumatic thing as kid

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