What are the most profitable animals to keep in your backyard? Is it the humble chicken?

What are the most profitable animals to keep in your backyard? Is it the humble chicken?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chinchilla

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A herd of tortoises

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you monetize tortoise?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tortoises give you a +n% luck modifier based on how old they are and while you could keep one for years to boost the chance (the intended method) you could instead also get a herd of them to stack the luck bonus. Getting a hundred of them should by default give you at least +100% luck, which means you'll get loose change drops at least once a day. That's a significant chunk of change if you also spec into crit luck (which you should be doing anyway)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let them grow to a huge size over a couple centuries, then rent out their shells on AirBnB

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The babies can sell for insane amounts

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if they're the most profitable but pigeons are dead easy to keep and you can sell the squabs and their guano.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it the humble chicken?
    It's those belligerent chickens, yes.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most valuable relative to space? Id guess minks, chinchillas or russian sables. Unethical sure but if this is about profit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is gonna raise minks in the backyard?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd assume some really shady slavic types. I'm guessing they sleep most of the day like ferrets and aren't too demanding apart from diet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hear they are extremely skittish and will die if they hear a lot of noise.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quail. But don't tell anyone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick so cute.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Profitmax would be either dairy hair goats if you sell finished product only (ie soap and cheese and fiber goods and such instead of milk and raw fiber) or pigs. Chickens are probably #3.

    Chickens are the least work and goats are the least stinky.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goats are the least stinky
      Lad, get back to me after you've smelled the smell of an intact and ready to mate male goat.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you smelling goat dicks

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can smell them without being near them. Because they are stinky.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        IDK how it works where you're from but we can rent out Billys to mate with our girls when we need them bred. It's less smelly, takes up less space as we don't need a 2nd lot for the males, and is better for genetics diversity.

        why are you smelling goat dicks

        Billys piss on themselves to attract females, they stink like hell

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >idk where you're from but we rent our Billys.
          moron who do you think keeps the billys? Robots? People with olfactory deficiencies? Do the male goats disappear when they aren't being rented?
          Fricking dumb hick

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >who do you think keeps the billys?
            Saps and suckers like you. :^)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the people I pay are the real saps.
              You somehow get more inbred by the minute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Billy goats are smelly, but if you're running goats hard, you will have one stinky billy and a bunch of inoffensive nannies (you could probably avoid keeping the billy at all and just AI your nannies anyways), and that compares to turning your backyard into a pigsty or a chicken run.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no roof
    You deserve the eaten chickens

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based blind anon

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        He means over the run.

        >no roof
        You deserve the eaten chickens

        Mine are free range, keeping foxes/cats/strange dogs/eagles away from them is the dog’s job. So far she’s doing great.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have this guy roofed in for the safety of other animals, not the other way around.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rabbits and chickens

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