What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
[...] >puts her face and open mouth on animal wiener
Jesus what a nasty b***h, that’s fricking hot
[...]
what the FRICK is wrong with women?
imagine as a guy seeing a cow or goat and wanting to stick your face in its stinking udders and take a pic
women are vile, if it wasn’t for the existence of trannies I’d say women are vastly more vile than men
[...]
Remember this photo when you idiots with no self respect feel like simping for b***hes.
imagine as a guy seeing a cow or goat and wanting to stick your face in its stinking udders and take a pic
women are vile, if it wasn’t for the existence of trannies I’d say women are vastly more vile than men
Ice age definitely counts, wtf do you think mammoths are? To be quite honest mammoths suck. Regular modern elephants are bigger and baby Indian elephants literally look exactly like a mammoth baby would. Seeing a mammoth wouldn’t even be amazing. Just a stinkier elephant.
Elephants are actually dumb. They don't understand cause and effect. They can memorize a sequence to get a desired result, but they don't know what actually gets them the reward -- magical thinking.
If you train an elephant to take off a lid to get a treat, and then just put the treat in a bucket without the lid, they will put the lid on and take it off again before getting the treat, because these dumb animals don't actually realize what's going on.
This is the "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" of elephant posts.
You should keep quiet about these things. You're really annoying and you're also wrong.
I just don't get why people frick with intelligent, sociable animals like elephants. Especially since it's not really viable to mass produce them for consumption. They're fascinating to watch.
Stupid moron animals like chickens deserve a lot less sympathy when they're killed by the hundreds of billions every year.
probably about as smart as a human toddler, similar to crows, orcas, and some other species of whales and dolphins
they live a long ass time too so I'd reckon they're fairly close to humans
they hold funerals for their dead and have unique cultures based on geography
When my penis (Jean-Claude) gets it into his head to feel up the nearest women, do people smile and say how cute? Nope, I get put on a sex register. Frick women.
anybody have that survey of people polled of what animals they think they could beat in a fight? Something like 10% said they could take on an elephant
>Famous as one of the most successful ivory hunters of his time, Bell was an advocate of accurate shot placement with smaller calibre rifles, over the heavy large-bore rifles his contemporaries used for big African game. >Bell shot 1,011[15] elephants during his career; all of them bulls apart from 28 cows. He is noted for using smaller calibre bullets[17][18] rather than the heavy recoiling, larger calibre bullets that were popular with other big game hunters.[19] >In all WDM Bell shot elephants with the following cartridges: 6.5x54 Mannlicher, 7x57 Mauser (.275), .303 British, .318 Westley Richards, .350 Rigby Magnum, .416 Rigby and .450/400.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._D._M._Bell
anybody have that survey of people polled of what animals they think they could beat in a fight? Something like 10% said they could take on an elephant
I wish it was split between men and women voters, since women’s vote would probably be near 0 for some of these animals, meaning something like 30% of men think they could take a fricking chimp
People probably think you get bit and 5 minutes later you're dead, even then 5 minutes is more than enough. Grab it and swing it at the ground or just stomp hard enough on it and it's dead even if you might die later.
Kangaroos should also be easy, they look swole but watch them fight and it's pretty awkward, choke it out like in vid related except a human is going to be much better at it.
I'd fight a kangroo over a large dog/shitbull no question.
People probably think you get bit and 5 minutes later you're dead, even then 5 minutes is more than enough. Grab it and swing it at the ground or just stomp hard enough on it and it's dead even if you might die later.
Kangaroos should also be easy, they look swole but watch them fight and it's pretty awkward, choke it out like in vid related except a human is going to be much better at it.
I'd fight a kangroo over a large dog/shitbull no question.
People don't know how big a King Cobra is. Their venom can kill Elephants.
Why is small dog not on this list?
Did literally every respondent say "Yeah, I could 100% beat a shih-tzu, in fact my neighbour has one, can I go punt it for a field goal right now? Please?"
>Rat
I feel like hitting it is the main problem. If you can trap it you win, but landing a good hit will be a pita. Draw. >Cat
You win, but it scratches you to frick and you have to rub disinfectant on it. Win, but you wish you'd not had to. >Goose
Have confidence!... No confidence. The secret is to be a baller, the moment you show weakness the goose has won the mind game. >Medium dog
Easy. Too big to dodge, but not the jaws to destroy you or the claws of a claw-first predator. The challenge is not being sad. >Eagle
If you can land a grab you win. It will harass you. >Large dog
are we talking "german shepherd" or are we talking "XL Bully bred with his own offspring for three generations inbred killa kimbo"? >Chimpanzee
You lose, and it will hurt the whole time >King Cobra
Draw at best, one bite and you are fricked >Kangaroo
If what the aussies say is true, this is gonna suck for you >Wolf
Less vicious but more dangerous than the large dog. >Crocodile
Just get a top jaw rope on 'im and shove your thumb right up his nose. >Gorilla
assuming he wants to fight, you lose. And given the question, he wants to fight >Elephant
Ahahahahahahahaha try to win a fight against a concrete shed, now imagine it's fighting back >Lion
Honestly, no idea how quick it'll be, but I'd favour your chances with it more than the elephant or gorilla >Grizzly
at least it's not a polar?
>>Lion >Honestly, no idea how quick it'll be
The fight would be pretty quick but then it will take some time to die as it chokes you out >but I'd favour your chances with it more than the elephant or gorilla
That's crazy
The thing about these surveys is that a lot of people just pick the funniest answer instead of being honest.
That's also why they have stats saying some people believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. You give me that option I'm picking it.
This is actually how a lot of the Savannah biome is maintained. Left to its own devices, the acacia would fill the whole space into a woodland. But the elephants knock down trees to eat the leaves so the ‘mottled’ pattern of the Savannah is the equilibrium between acacia growing and elephants knocking them over.
>worked security for a defense corp in college >compound had huge planters all over the place >ponds >bushes >every spring the geese would nest all over the place >terrorize the employees >shit all over the sidewalks >best time of year ever
What's even more remarkable is how the rhino pup briefly caught the elephant's attention, but the elephant quickly diverted its attention back to the big rhino. You can almost see the calculations occuring in its head as they wrestle.
Most animals aren't interested in fighting to the death, mostly they just want the other animal to leave. That's why most animals have some kind of "threat display" behavior, the idea is to look scary so the other animal runs away. Fighting is a last resort, and ends once the threat leaves.
thats just how must animal fights ends since its pretty much built in having a fight in general the more likely it is they will waste energy, get wounded, and said wounds getting infected
Based on its name, this movie was always a meme between my brother and me during our childhood. Any time we'd do cannonballs in a pool. we'd always say "operation dumbo drop." Good times.
We almost got one by DreamWorks. It was going to be their third CGI movie (after Antz and Shrek). It took place on southest Asia, although the titular protagonist Tusker was an african elephant.
In asian elephants, yes. African elephant females usually have tusks but the tuskless condition is becoming more common with ivory poaching in some areas. .
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-59008037
this makes me want to volunteer as one of those anti-poaching squads
anybody have any info/experience on who/how i can contact so i can protect elephants and kill poachers? I need to channel my environmental rage into something wholesome
what about that one wild elephant that survived a poacher attack and walked miles to a place he knew nice people were that could help him? he didn't hurt anyone and he didn't hate humans even though he had every reason to.
>so how come the whites never domesticated them
they did. almost immediately.
1 month ago
Anonymous
training =/= domestication
1 month ago
Anonymous
It literally does. >"I don't want to wait 10 animal generations!!!!! Only my grandchildren will prosper and not meeeEEEEEEE!!!!!"
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's not domestication you shiteating moron.
kek you fricking moron
do·mes·ti·ca·tion
noun
the process of taming an animal and keeping it as a pet or on a farm.
"domestication of animals lies at the heart of human civilization"
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's not domestication you shiteating moron.
kek you fricking moron
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[...]
do·mes·ti·ca·tion
noun
the process of taming an animal and keeping it as a pet or on a farm.
"domestication of animals lies at the heart of human civilization"
Brownoids are so unable to domesticate animals that they don't even know the meaning of the word lol. Its just not in their vocabulary because they can't.
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's not domestication you shiteating moron.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Brownoid cope.
1 month ago
Anonymous
kek you fricking moron
1 month ago
Anonymous
texans did it
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's a donkey painted to look like a zebra moron.
Orwell wrote a short story about almost exactly this.
That's depressing too, if you were wondering.
It's called Shooting An Elephant and it's free online.
I'd unironically rather fight a bear than a chimp. A bear might just take some level of pity on you and stop at some point. A chimp will literally tear you to shreds without stopping.
*moves out of their way because they don't actually like charging into groups of people then throw dozens of pilum to kill them*
nothing personnel kid...
he could just crush the truck if he was seriously attacking. and the guy in the driver's seat just slaps the dashboard and says ah-ah, like this happens regularly
I dont have the webm but you’ve probably seen it of that rhino absolutely obliterating a jeep and turning it into rubble in 3 seconds. Makes me think the whole Jurassic Park t-rex breakout scene didn’t age well. A t-rex is what, 5x the power of a rhino at least. one nudge would have turned those ford explorers into a cloud of scrap.
In the Lost World the t-rexes destroying vehicles was a lot more realistic. They were heavy armored vehicles #1 and #2 when the t-rex smacked a jeep it went flying 300 feet and off a cliff.
imagine you were seen as a sweet and innocent creature and wouldnt go to jail for it. your victim would remember it as a funny experience she and all of her friends would laugh about years down the road instead of being traumatized. would you *not* grab some breasts in this scenario?
It really looked like he was trying to take the bikini off kek
>>Lion >Honestly, no idea how quick it'll be
The fight would be pretty quick but then it will take some time to die as it chokes you out >but I'd favour your chances with it more than the elephant or gorilla
That's crazy
should have hug his hind leg
…Did he die?
Trains have some new competition
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What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
the elephant's truck can accelerate to 30MPH in two seconds
>If you hug its hind legs
What do you do when he takes a step backwards and you go flying?
Jews fear the indoor elephant sanctuary.
Imagine breaking in and seeing this looming over you
>16 hour old post
>Over 200 posts
Which shithole board was this moved from
/tv/
¡Hatari!
neat
elephants are supposed to get really bad arthritis so i wonder if something like this would be good for them
aren't elephants one of the only animals that understand humor or am I making some shit up
It ate the golf ball then just attacked? Animals are fricking moronic.
guy with the glasses insulted him a little bit
Can't stare down an elephant like that
That is not what an elephant attack looks like.
frick around and find out
that was fricking insane
what does this have to do with elephants? are you literally moronic?
it's a bot
Does Wauf like Meena?
Fake photo
>@197628295
Imagine if she took it though
she'd be drenched
Remember this photo when you idiots with no self respect feel like simping for b***hes.
what the FRICK is wrong with women?
imagine as a guy seeing a cow or goat and wanting to stick your face in its stinking udders and take a pic
women are vile, if it wasn’t for the existence of trannies I’d say women are vastly more vile than men
Does Ice Age count?
I mean, I know Manny's a mammoth....
Ice age definitely counts, wtf do you think mammoths are? To be quite honest mammoths suck. Regular modern elephants are bigger and baby Indian elephants literally look exactly like a mammoth baby would. Seeing a mammoth wouldn’t even be amazing. Just a stinkier elephant.
going through his emo stage
I keep seeing picrel listed but haven't watched it.
Also Billy's Rose's Jumbo
The frick?
Was wondering about that myself. Looks like one of those progeria kids.
Elephants are actually dumb. They don't understand cause and effect. They can memorize a sequence to get a desired result, but they don't know what actually gets them the reward -- magical thinking.
If you train an elephant to take off a lid to get a treat, and then just put the treat in a bucket without the lid, they will put the lid on and take it off again before getting the treat, because these dumb animals don't actually realize what's going on.
or maybe they dont want to offend the bucket god
or maybe they have OCD
or maybe it was just that one elephant
frick you hater
This is the "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" of elephant posts.
You should keep quiet about these things. You're really annoying and you're also wrong.
Can't wait for the next extinction event to wipe them out.
brown hands typed that post
Large herbivores like them prevent the growth and evolution of new megaflora.
I just don't get why people frick with intelligent, sociable animals like elephants. Especially since it's not really viable to mass produce them for consumption. They're fascinating to watch.
Stupid moron animals like chickens deserve a lot less sympathy when they're killed by the hundreds of billions every year.
Why do you measure the worth of an animal based on how many of them are slaughtered daily?
Completely agree.
God, that’s fricking amazing.
Nice hat
So how smart are elephants really? They clearly understand concepts like hats going on top of the head and mocking others
probably about as smart as a human toddler, similar to crows, orcas, and some other species of whales and dolphins
pretty much this
they live a long ass time too so I'd reckon they're fairly close to humans
they hold funerals for their dead and have unique cultures based on geography
>ha look at me I'm a moronic human.. heh just kidding bro relax here you go
>tips fedora
When my penis (Jean-Claude) gets it into his head to feel up the nearest women, do people smile and say how cute? Nope, I get put on a sex register. Frick women.
I love elephants
elephants have a concept of mine and thine but they chose to ignore it
probably
But when I do this people call the cops. So tired of this planet
Have you ever seen an elephant fetus?
oh no I'm sorry that's just a meaningless clump of cells
*casually fists an elephant twat*
Livestock ultrasounnds are intra-anal, She's shoulder deep in the elephant's ass.
>fewer than half of Brits think they could beat a goose in a fight
a pathetic people
anybody have that survey of people polled of what animals they think they could beat in a fight? Something like 10% said they could take on an elephant
I could take on an elephant.
With a cannon maybe.
>canon
Elephants are badass but you don’t need more than a 7.62mm to kill one. Poachers hunt them with AKs
>Famous as one of the most successful ivory hunters of his time, Bell was an advocate of accurate shot placement with smaller calibre rifles, over the heavy large-bore rifles his contemporaries used for big African game.
>Bell shot 1,011[15] elephants during his career; all of them bulls apart from 28 cows. He is noted for using smaller calibre bullets[17][18] rather than the heavy recoiling, larger calibre bullets that were popular with other big game hunters.[19]
>In all WDM Bell shot elephants with the following cartridges: 6.5x54 Mannlicher, 7x57 Mauser (.275), .303 British, .318 Westley Richards, .350 Rigby Magnum, .416 Rigby and .450/400.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._D._M._Bell
Humans were a mistake
Your dad not wearing a condom was a mistake.
Rude comment. I'm sure you've never asked a silly question at all in your life.
>>Bell shot 1,011[15] elephants during his career; all of them bulls apart from 28 cows.
and yet his penis never grew by even 1 measely cm
if youre oging to shoot an elephant, do with style and get a fuchs double barrel bolt action, a gun made for the hunter being charged by 3 elephants
>dumbass survey asks you moronic questions
>give meme answers
I could heem an elephant though unironically
>heem
is this the new zoomerbabble word of the month?
I've beaten up several bears, a cat, and a bird in my time.
Strong
Imagine what he could do a human torso
I'd like the 8% if burgers that think they can kill an elephant with their bare hands to explain themselves.
Wait, what's going on with the 28% that don't think they could handle a fricking rat?
Probably women.
the chart is misleading, people were asked to rank those animals as threats from least to greatest. homosexual
Fear of rats is a common phobia.
Meant for
>angl*id roastie gets BTFO
>just stand there smiling
Based
>out of nowhere
you are obsessed with anglos
i'll never understand what causes this mental illness
Massive inferiority complex
I’d like to see this same list with Australians.
no one (besides other Aussies) can take down a true blue Aussie with their bare hands
We're within the same weight class. It's a fair fight.
I wish it was split between men and women voters, since women’s vote would probably be near 0 for some of these animals, meaning something like 30% of men think they could take a fricking chimp
I could pretty easily
delusional moron
>King Cobra
Define "win"
I wouldn't be the first one of us to die...
People probably think you get bit and 5 minutes later you're dead, even then 5 minutes is more than enough. Grab it and swing it at the ground or just stomp hard enough on it and it's dead even if you might die later.
Kangaroos should also be easy, they look swole but watch them fight and it's pretty awkward, choke it out like in vid related except a human is going to be much better at it.
I'd fight a kangroo over a large dog/shitbull no question.
People don't know how big a King Cobra is. Their venom can kill Elephants.
TWU
Why is small dog not on this list?
Did literally every respondent say "Yeah, I could 100% beat a shih-tzu, in fact my neighbour has one, can I go punt it for a field goal right now? Please?"
>Rat
I feel like hitting it is the main problem. If you can trap it you win, but landing a good hit will be a pita. Draw.
>Cat
You win, but it scratches you to frick and you have to rub disinfectant on it. Win, but you wish you'd not had to.
>Goose
Have confidence!... No confidence. The secret is to be a baller, the moment you show weakness the goose has won the mind game.
>Medium dog
Easy. Too big to dodge, but not the jaws to destroy you or the claws of a claw-first predator. The challenge is not being sad.
>Eagle
If you can land a grab you win. It will harass you.
>Large dog
are we talking "german shepherd" or are we talking "XL Bully bred with his own offspring for three generations inbred killa kimbo"?
>Chimpanzee
You lose, and it will hurt the whole time
>King Cobra
Draw at best, one bite and you are fricked
>Kangaroo
If what the aussies say is true, this is gonna suck for you
>Wolf
Less vicious but more dangerous than the large dog.
>Crocodile
Just get a top jaw rope on 'im and shove your thumb right up his nose.
>Gorilla
assuming he wants to fight, you lose. And given the question, he wants to fight
>Elephant
Ahahahahahahahaha try to win a fight against a concrete shed, now imagine it's fighting back
>Lion
Honestly, no idea how quick it'll be, but I'd favour your chances with it more than the elephant or gorilla
>Grizzly
at least it's not a polar?
>If you can land a grab you win. It will harass you
The talons will shred you if you don't instantly grab it. They also have a dive speed of 160kph.
And that beak is razor sharp, so if you do grab it, it's best to do it where it can't bite.
That's a big bird
>>Lion
>Honestly, no idea how quick it'll be
The fight would be pretty quick but then it will take some time to die as it chokes you out
>but I'd favour your chances with it more than the elephant or gorilla
That's crazy
COUNTER
>charging a much larger predator
What was the next step of his master plan?
The thing about these surveys is that a lot of people just pick the funniest answer instead of being honest.
That's also why they have stats saying some people believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. You give me that option I'm picking it.
Fricking unreal.
This is actually how a lot of the Savannah biome is maintained. Left to its own devices, the acacia would fill the whole space into a woodland. But the elephants knock down trees to eat the leaves so the ‘mottled’ pattern of the Savannah is the equilibrium between acacia growing and elephants knocking them over.
>"Frick you, 70 year old tree."
My life.
>filename
lmfao
he literally me fr
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
That’s fricking great.
Post more animal kino
Imagine the sneezes
There is one creature the elephant fears
Da frickin balls on dis goose
what's your problem, butthole?
>worked security for a defense corp in college
>compound had huge planters all over the place
>ponds
>bushes
>every spring the geese would nest all over the place
>terrorize the employees
>shit all over the sidewalks
>best time of year ever
Geese have an inherent tard energy that most creatures fear.
Elephant mocking a rhino
rhinobros...
They really don't like rhinos very much at all
What surprises me is how willing it is to just let it go instead of goring it to death right there.
What's even more remarkable is how the rhino pup briefly caught the elephant's attention, but the elephant quickly diverted its attention back to the big rhino. You can almost see the calculations occuring in its head as they wrestle.
Most animals aren't interested in fighting to the death, mostly they just want the other animal to leave. That's why most animals have some kind of "threat display" behavior, the idea is to look scary so the other animal runs away. Fighting is a last resort, and ends once the threat leaves.
thats just how must animal fights ends since its pretty much built in having a fight in general the more likely it is they will waste energy, get wounded, and said wounds getting infected
Know thy place
>it's not the size of the tusk that matters, it's how you use it
Because they know rhinos are moronic, nearly blind and aggressive
So they just kick them out of wherever they happen to be
True. The fact they don’t do worse is lucky for the rhinos
man, if only we were more like elephants towards our blindly aggressive moron demographic...
If only we could be as wise as the elephants 🙁
It's literally an animal that can have thoughts like, "Oh yeah? FRICK you."
Wow.
It's so fascinating.
Is this the thread?
Ive read that elephants are huge drunks and will break into peoples homes if they smell home made booze.
No, that's Irishmen
Animals Are People Too
yes, see https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8?si=uH_jqqXJobWuM3EM&t=126
olifant is /DRUK/ as fukkkkkkk
>I ate the marula fruit... I'm drunk right now
funny hungover monkeys, can definitely relate
>drunk music starts playing
Operation Dumbo Drop.
Elephant and Vietnam War kino.
Based on its name, this movie was always a meme between my brother and me during our childhood. Any time we'd do cannonballs in a pool. we'd always say "operation dumbo drop." Good times.
We almost got one by DreamWorks. It was going to be their third CGI movie (after Antz and Shrek). It took place on southest Asia, although the titular protagonist Tusker was an african elephant.
Wow that looks kino I’m pissed off now.
Lotus looks like a bawd but I bet Tarra is the real prostitute there.
Do female elephants not have tusks?
In asian elephants, yes. African elephant females usually have tusks but the tuskless condition is becoming more common with ivory poaching in some areas. .
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-59008037
this makes me want to volunteer as one of those anti-poaching squads
anybody have any info/experience on who/how i can contact so i can protect elephants and kill poachers? I need to channel my environmental rage into something wholesome
>subtle BBC propaganda
No. you're just terminally online
NO SARR DO NOT REDEEM THE TIGER
What happened next
pajeet gets his arm ripped open in the slightly longer version
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
Truly an ambush predator.
but if we zero in on military tactics alone, I'm honestly not sure which is better between a grown elephant and a peak 4 year old battle planner.
are elephants smarter than 4yo human?
I think the human would win at chess and donkey kong but the elephant beats at soccer, jeopardy, and combat sports
define "human"
>”Haaaaa, made ya flinch!”
How the actual frick do you respond to this without looking mad?
There's no response. I fricking kneel.
>Dude, I almost had you!
Fricking hell.
hippos are the real kino
WTF anon don't post gore
Hippos are aggressive, shit spraying buttholes.
MODS
Fricking adorable.
if you don't want to have a cry do not open this
i cri
Just downright peculiar
intriguing
why are elephants such bros
Elephants are butthole murderers
what about that one wild elephant that survived a poacher attack and walked miles to a place he knew nice people were that could help him? he didn't hurt anyone and he didn't hate humans even though he had every reason to.
Shoulda tamed Zebras and then Africa wouldn't be backwards.
>Muh lions
There aren't even that many. Try cougars.
b-buhbbuh africa doesnt have domesticable animals
so how come the whites never domesticated them
Why would they need to
>so how come the whites never domesticated them
they did. almost immediately.
training =/= domestication
It literally does.
>"I don't want to wait 10 animal generations!!!!! Only my grandchildren will prosper and not meeeEEEEEEE!!!!!"
do·mes·ti·ca·tion
noun
the process of taming an animal and keeping it as a pet or on a farm.
"domestication of animals lies at the heart of human civilization"
Brownoids are so unable to domesticate animals that they don't even know the meaning of the word lol. Its just not in their vocabulary because they can't.
That's not domestication you shiteating moron.
Brownoid cope.
kek you fricking moron
texans did it
That's a donkey painted to look like a zebra moron.
They do indeed murder buttholes.
AEAB
Bing trunk energy
They think we're cute. Not joking or shitposting.
They're pretty smart and notably the most emotional out of any animal
>the charges, officer?
> it’s to powerful to die by those weak guns
Holy Kino…
Orwell wrote a short story about almost exactly this.
That's depressing too, if you were wondering.
It's called Shooting An Elephant and it's free online.
GIWTWM
>tfw no cute stinky zookeeper gf
he's literally me.
One of my favorite clips ever.
>HAHEHAHEHAHHEAHEHAHEH OOOW! HOOHOHOH OOOOWIE OHOHOHHO!
>puts her face and open mouth on animal wiener
Jesus what a nasty b***h, that’s fricking hot
>Denis Leary in a Disney flick
Still confuses me to this day.
Must go faster!
*PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
> images are closer than they appear-AAACKK!!
> PRROOOOO!!!
He strong.
looks like he's putting in like 0 effort, lifting it with ease
They are so much like human kids. Bless them.
The driver backing down instead of forward was a mistake.
mimicking a charge?
Elephants see backing down as a weakness
To be fair, they're right.
The driver was a fricking moron.
Compare these two.
Elephants are so absurdly strong. You can hardly see them straining at all when doing this shit.
You could never even get any leverage on chimp, are these people nuts?
I'd unironically rather fight a bear than a chimp. A bear might just take some level of pity on you and stop at some point. A chimp will literally tear you to shreds without stopping.
Rl Jurassic Park. Very impressive
>Hannibal would get these things drunk off of wine to make them angrier before ordering his men to ride them into battle
theres no way you could make that thing drink enough wine to get drunk
>theres no way you could make that thing drink enough wine to get drunk
homie. see
Humans are incredibly strong against alcohol, things that seem mild to us are really heavy on most animals
*moves out of their way because they don't actually like charging into groups of people then throw dozens of pilum to kill them*
nothing personnel kid...
Different kind of elephant, they were more docile and a little smaller than the bush elephant.
RIP North African elephant, gone but never forgotten.
Source? Sounds like a myth. Though it could also explain why they were so easy to scare off at the Battle of Zama
he could just crush the truck if he was seriously attacking. and the guy in the driver's seat just slaps the dashboard and says ah-ah, like this happens regularly
That's a European car so it's much lighter and smaller than an American 18 wheeler which would destroy that 'phant.
Fat, just like americans
rent free huh
There is a non zero number of people who think they could take on one of these guys unarmed
>a non zero number
So just a number.
TRUNKED
what a chad
I dont have the webm but you’ve probably seen it of that rhino absolutely obliterating a jeep and turning it into rubble in 3 seconds. Makes me think the whole Jurassic Park t-rex breakout scene didn’t age well. A t-rex is what, 5x the power of a rhino at least. one nudge would have turned those ford explorers into a cloud of scrap.
In the Lost World the t-rexes destroying vehicles was a lot more realistic. They were heavy armored vehicles #1 and #2 when the t-rex smacked a jeep it went flying 300 feet and off a cliff.
Based. I love that "mommy is very angry" scene
Other than the initial reveal of the t-rex walking through the fence I guess the TLW cliff scene mogs the JP breakout scene.
Why can't we have mandible penises bros...
>Why can't we have mandible penises bros...
Cutgay detected. Enjoy your uncoordinated dick.
‘skinGODS stay winning
hot
Elephants recognize female boobs on humans same as we recognize them on them.
wtf they never showed those in the documentaries
wtf elephants have boobs?
Yes, and interestingly enough they are located in the same spot as are primate boobs.
Holy frick. He knew what he was doing. Why did he do it?
He's an animal. He knows he can get away with it. Who can blame an animal?
imagine you were seen as a sweet and innocent creature and wouldnt go to jail for it. your victim would remember it as a funny experience she and all of her friends would laugh about years down the road instead of being traumatized. would you *not* grab some breasts in this scenario?
It really looked like he was trying to take the bikini off kek
Woah, that lion is a trained predator…
see:
it has also now learned that squeezing boobies makes humans laugh
SIR HOW CAN SHE DANCE? HOW CAN SHE DANCE? ARE YOU b***h? ARE YOU b***h?
Needs a camera tilt for more pop.
hes just vibin