What are some elephant kinos?

What are some elephant kinos?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      should have hug his hind leg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      …Did he die?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trains have some new competition

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the elephant's truck can accelerate to 30MPH in two seconds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you hug its hind legs
      What do you do when he takes a step backwards and you go flying?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews fear the indoor elephant sanctuary.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews fear the indoor elephant sanctuary.

      Imagine breaking in and seeing this looming over you

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >16 hour old post
    >Over 200 posts
    Which shithole board was this moved from

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      /tv/

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ¡Hatari!

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      neat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      elephants are supposed to get really bad arthritis so i wonder if something like this would be good for them

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    aren't elephants one of the only animals that understand humor or am I making some shit up

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It ate the golf ball then just attacked? Animals are fricking moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        guy with the glasses insulted him a little bit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't stare down an elephant like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is not what an elephant attack looks like.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick around and find out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was fricking insane

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does this have to do with elephants? are you literally moronic?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a bot

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Wauf like Meena?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake photo

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >@197628295

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >puts her face and open mouth on animal wiener
    Jesus what a nasty b***h, that’s fricking hot

    [...]
    what the FRICK is wrong with women?

    imagine as a guy seeing a cow or goat and wanting to stick your face in its stinking udders and take a pic
    women are vile, if it wasn’t for the existence of trannies I’d say women are vastly more vile than men

    [...]
    Remember this photo when you idiots with no self respect feel like simping for b***hes.

    Imagine if she took it though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she'd be drenched

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Remember this photo when you idiots with no self respect feel like simping for b***hes.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what the FRICK is wrong with women?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine as a guy seeing a cow or goat and wanting to stick your face in its stinking udders and take a pic
      women are vile, if it wasn’t for the existence of trannies I’d say women are vastly more vile than men

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Ice Age count?
    I mean, I know Manny's a mammoth....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ice age definitely counts, wtf do you think mammoths are? To be quite honest mammoths suck. Regular modern elephants are bigger and baby Indian elephants literally look exactly like a mammoth baby would. Seeing a mammoth wouldn’t even be amazing. Just a stinkier elephant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        going through his emo stage

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing picrel listed but haven't watched it.
    Also Billy's Rose's Jumbo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was wondering about that myself. Looks like one of those progeria kids.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elephants are actually dumb. They don't understand cause and effect. They can memorize a sequence to get a desired result, but they don't know what actually gets them the reward -- magical thinking.

    If you train an elephant to take off a lid to get a treat, and then just put the treat in a bucket without the lid, they will put the lid on and take it off again before getting the treat, because these dumb animals don't actually realize what's going on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      or maybe they dont want to offend the bucket god

      or maybe they have OCD

      or maybe it was just that one elephant

      frick you hater

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" of elephant posts.
      You should keep quiet about these things. You're really annoying and you're also wrong.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the next extinction event to wipe them out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      brown hands typed that post

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Large herbivores like them prevent the growth and evolution of new megaflora.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get why people frick with intelligent, sociable animals like elephants. Especially since it's not really viable to mass produce them for consumption. They're fascinating to watch.
    Stupid moron animals like chickens deserve a lot less sympathy when they're killed by the hundreds of billions every year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you measure the worth of an animal based on how many of them are slaughtered daily?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agree.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, that’s fricking amazing.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice hat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      So how smart are elephants really? They clearly understand concepts like hats going on top of the head and mocking others

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably about as smart as a human toddler, similar to crows, orcas, and some other species of whales and dolphins

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much this

        probably about as smart as a human toddler, similar to crows, orcas, and some other species of whales and dolphins

        they live a long ass time too so I'd reckon they're fairly close to humans
        they hold funerals for their dead and have unique cultures based on geography

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ha look at me I'm a moronic human.. heh just kidding bro relax here you go

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tips fedora

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When my penis (Jean-Claude) gets it into his head to feel up the nearest women, do people smile and say how cute? Nope, I get put on a sex register. Frick women.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love elephants

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        elephants have a concept of mine and thine but they chose to ignore it
        probably

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But when I do this people call the cops. So tired of this planet

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen an elephant fetus?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no I'm sorry that's just a meaningless clump of cells

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *casually fists an elephant twat*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Livestock ultrasounnds are intra-anal, She's shoulder deep in the elephant's ass.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fewer than half of Brits think they could beat a goose in a fight
    a pathetic people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anybody have that survey of people polled of what animals they think they could beat in a fight? Something like 10% said they could take on an elephant

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could take on an elephant.

      With a cannon maybe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >canon
        Elephants are badass but you don’t need more than a 7.62mm to kill one. Poachers hunt them with AKs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Famous as one of the most successful ivory hunters of his time, Bell was an advocate of accurate shot placement with smaller calibre rifles, over the heavy large-bore rifles his contemporaries used for big African game.
          >Bell shot 1,011[15] elephants during his career; all of them bulls apart from 28 cows. He is noted for using smaller calibre bullets[17][18] rather than the heavy recoiling, larger calibre bullets that were popular with other big game hunters.[19]
          >In all WDM Bell shot elephants with the following cartridges: 6.5x54 Mannlicher, 7x57 Mauser (.275), .303 British, .318 Westley Richards, .350 Rigby Magnum, .416 Rigby and .450/400.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._D._M._Bell

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Humans were a mistake

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your dad not wearing a condom was a mistake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rude comment. I'm sure you've never asked a silly question at all in your life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>Bell shot 1,011[15] elephants during his career; all of them bulls apart from 28 cows.
            and yet his penis never grew by even 1 measely cm

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if youre oging to shoot an elephant, do with style and get a fuchs double barrel bolt action, a gun made for the hunter being charged by 3 elephants

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dumbass survey asks you moronic questions
      >give meme answers
      I could heem an elephant though unironically

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heem
        is this the new zoomerbabble word of the month?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've beaten up several bears, a cat, and a bird in my time.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what he could do a human torso

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what he could do a human torso

      I'd like the 8% if burgers that think they can kill an elephant with their bare hands to explain themselves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, what's going on with the 28% that don't think they could handle a fricking rat?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably women.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the chart is misleading, people were asked to rank those animals as threats from least to greatest. homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fear of rats is a common phobia.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        anybody have that survey of people polled of what animals they think they could beat in a fight? Something like 10% said they could take on an elephant

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >angl*id roastie gets BTFO
          >just stand there smiling
          Based

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >out of nowhere
            you are obsessed with anglos
            i'll never understand what causes this mental illness

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Massive inferiority complex

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d like to see this same list with Australians.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one (besides other Aussies) can take down a true blue Aussie with their bare hands

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're within the same weight class. It's a fair fight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was split between men and women voters, since women’s vote would probably be near 0 for some of these animals, meaning something like 30% of men think they could take a fricking chimp

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could pretty easily

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            delusional moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >King Cobra
        Define "win"
        I wouldn't be the first one of us to die...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          People probably think you get bit and 5 minutes later you're dead, even then 5 minutes is more than enough. Grab it and swing it at the ground or just stomp hard enough on it and it's dead even if you might die later.
          Kangaroos should also be easy, they look swole but watch them fight and it's pretty awkward, choke it out like in vid related except a human is going to be much better at it.
          I'd fight a kangroo over a large dog/shitbull no question.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          People probably think you get bit and 5 minutes later you're dead, even then 5 minutes is more than enough. Grab it and swing it at the ground or just stomp hard enough on it and it's dead even if you might die later.
          Kangaroos should also be easy, they look swole but watch them fight and it's pretty awkward, choke it out like in vid related except a human is going to be much better at it.
          I'd fight a kangroo over a large dog/shitbull no question.

          People don't know how big a King Cobra is. Their venom can kill Elephants.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            TWU

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is small dog not on this list?
        Did literally every respondent say "Yeah, I could 100% beat a shih-tzu, in fact my neighbour has one, can I go punt it for a field goal right now? Please?"

        >Rat
        I feel like hitting it is the main problem. If you can trap it you win, but landing a good hit will be a pita. Draw.
        >Cat
        You win, but it scratches you to frick and you have to rub disinfectant on it. Win, but you wish you'd not had to.
        >Goose
        Have confidence!... No confidence. The secret is to be a baller, the moment you show weakness the goose has won the mind game.
        >Medium dog
        Easy. Too big to dodge, but not the jaws to destroy you or the claws of a claw-first predator. The challenge is not being sad.
        >Eagle
        If you can land a grab you win. It will harass you.
        >Large dog
        are we talking "german shepherd" or are we talking "XL Bully bred with his own offspring for three generations inbred killa kimbo"?
        >Chimpanzee
        You lose, and it will hurt the whole time
        >King Cobra
        Draw at best, one bite and you are fricked
        >Kangaroo
        If what the aussies say is true, this is gonna suck for you
        >Wolf
        Less vicious but more dangerous than the large dog.
        >Crocodile
        Just get a top jaw rope on 'im and shove your thumb right up his nose.
        >Gorilla
        assuming he wants to fight, you lose. And given the question, he wants to fight
        >Elephant
        Ahahahahahahahaha try to win a fight against a concrete shed, now imagine it's fighting back
        >Lion
        Honestly, no idea how quick it'll be, but I'd favour your chances with it more than the elephant or gorilla
        >Grizzly
        at least it's not a polar?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you can land a grab you win. It will harass you
          The talons will shred you if you don't instantly grab it. They also have a dive speed of 160kph.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And that beak is razor sharp, so if you do grab it, it's best to do it where it can't bite.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a big bird

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Lion
          >Honestly, no idea how quick it'll be
          The fight would be pretty quick but then it will take some time to die as it chokes you out
          >but I'd favour your chances with it more than the elephant or gorilla
          That's crazy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            COUNTER

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >charging a much larger predator
            What was the next step of his master plan?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing about these surveys is that a lot of people just pick the funniest answer instead of being honest.
        That's also why they have stats saying some people believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. You give me that option I'm picking it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking unreal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually how a lot of the Savannah biome is maintained. Left to its own devices, the acacia would fill the whole space into a woodland. But the elephants knock down trees to eat the leaves so the ‘mottled’ pattern of the Savannah is the equilibrium between acacia growing and elephants knocking them over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Frick you, 70 year old tree."

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      lmfao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he literally me fr

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s fricking great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post more animal kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sneezes

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is one creature the elephant fears

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Da frickin balls on dis goose

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's your problem, butthole?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worked security for a defense corp in college
          >compound had huge planters all over the place
          >ponds
          >bushes
          >every spring the geese would nest all over the place
          >terrorize the employees
          >shit all over the sidewalks
          >best time of year ever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geese have an inherent tard energy that most creatures fear.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elephant mocking a rhino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rhinobros...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They really don't like rhinos very much at all

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What surprises me is how willing it is to just let it go instead of goring it to death right there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's even more remarkable is how the rhino pup briefly caught the elephant's attention, but the elephant quickly diverted its attention back to the big rhino. You can almost see the calculations occuring in its head as they wrestle.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most animals aren't interested in fighting to the death, mostly they just want the other animal to leave. That's why most animals have some kind of "threat display" behavior, the idea is to look scary so the other animal runs away. Fighting is a last resort, and ends once the threat leaves.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats just how must animal fights ends since its pretty much built in having a fight in general the more likely it is they will waste energy, get wounded, and said wounds getting infected

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Know thy place

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not the size of the tusk that matters, it's how you use it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they know rhinos are moronic, nearly blind and aggressive
          So they just kick them out of wherever they happen to be

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            True. The fact they don’t do worse is lucky for the rhinos

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            man, if only we were more like elephants towards our blindly aggressive moron demographic...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If only we could be as wise as the elephants 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally an animal that can have thoughts like, "Oh yeah? FRICK you."
      Wow.
      It's so fascinating.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive read that elephants are huge drunks and will break into peoples homes if they smell home made booze.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's Irishmen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Animals Are People Too

        yes, see https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8?si=uH_jqqXJobWuM3EM&t=126

        olifant is /DRUK/ as fukkkkkkk

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I ate the marula fruit... I'm drunk right now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          funny hungover monkeys, can definitely relate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >drunk music starts playing

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Operation Dumbo Drop.

    Elephant and Vietnam War kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on its name, this movie was always a meme between my brother and me during our childhood. Any time we'd do cannonballs in a pool. we'd always say "operation dumbo drop." Good times.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We almost got one by DreamWorks. It was going to be their third CGI movie (after Antz and Shrek). It took place on southest Asia, although the titular protagonist Tusker was an african elephant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow that looks kino I’m pissed off now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lotus looks like a bawd but I bet Tarra is the real prostitute there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do female elephants not have tusks?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In asian elephants, yes. African elephant females usually have tusks but the tuskless condition is becoming more common with ivory poaching in some areas. .
        https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-59008037

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this makes me want to volunteer as one of those anti-poaching squads
          anybody have any info/experience on who/how i can contact so i can protect elephants and kill poachers? I need to channel my environmental rage into something wholesome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >subtle BBC propaganda

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. you're just terminally online

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO SARR DO NOT REDEEM THE TIGER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened next

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pajeet gets his arm ripped open in the slightly longer version

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >record scratch
      >freeze frame
      >"Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly an ambush predator.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    but if we zero in on military tactics alone, I'm honestly not sure which is better between a grown elephant and a peak 4 year old battle planner.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are elephants smarter than 4yo human?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the human would win at chess and donkey kong but the elephant beats at soccer, jeopardy, and combat sports

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      define "human"

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”Haaaaa, made ya flinch!”
      How the actual frick do you respond to this without looking mad?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no response. I fricking kneel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude, I almost had you!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hippos are the real kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF anon don't post gore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hippos are aggressive, shit spraying buttholes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MODS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking adorable.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't want to have a cry do not open this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cri

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just downright peculiar

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          intriguing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are elephants such bros

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elephants are butthole murderers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what about that one wild elephant that survived a poacher attack and walked miles to a place he knew nice people were that could help him? he didn't hurt anyone and he didn't hate humans even though he had every reason to.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shoulda tamed Zebras and then Africa wouldn't be backwards.
            >Muh lions
            There aren't even that many. Try cougars.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              b-buhbbuh africa doesnt have domesticable animals

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so how come the whites never domesticated them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would they need to

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so how come the whites never domesticated them
                they did. almost immediately.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                training =/= domestication

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It literally does.
                >"I don't want to wait 10 animal generations!!!!! Only my grandchildren will prosper and not meeeEEEEEEE!!!!!"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not domestication you shiteating moron.

                kek you fricking moron

                do·mes·ti·ca·tion
                noun
                the process of taming an animal and keeping it as a pet or on a farm.
                "domestication of animals lies at the heart of human civilization"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not domestication you shiteating moron.

                kek you fricking moron

                [...]
                [...]
                do·mes·ti·ca·tion
                noun
                the process of taming an animal and keeping it as a pet or on a farm.
                "domestication of animals lies at the heart of human civilization"

                Brownoids are so unable to domesticate animals that they don't even know the meaning of the word lol. Its just not in their vocabulary because they can't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not domestication you shiteating moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brownoid cope.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek you fricking moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                texans did it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a donkey painted to look like a zebra moron.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They do indeed murder buttholes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            AEAB

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bing trunk energy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They think we're cute. Not joking or shitposting.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're pretty smart and notably the most emotional out of any animal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the charges, officer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > it’s to powerful to die by those weak guns
      Holy Kino…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orwell wrote a short story about almost exactly this.
      That's depressing too, if you were wondering.
      It's called Shooting An Elephant and it's free online.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIWTWM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no cute stinky zookeeper gf

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite clips ever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HAHEHAHEHAHHEAHEHAHEH OOOW! HOOHOHOH OOOOWIE OHOHOHHO!

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >puts her face and open mouth on animal wiener
    Jesus what a nasty b***h, that’s fricking hot

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Denis Leary in a Disney flick
      Still confuses me to this day.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must go faster!

      *PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > images are closer than they appear-AAACKK!!
      > PRROOOOO!!!

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He strong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like he's putting in like 0 effort, lifting it with ease

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are so much like human kids. Bless them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The driver backing down instead of forward was a mistake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mimicking a charge?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elephants see backing down as a weakness

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, they're right.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The driver was a fricking moron.

        Compare these two.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strong

      Elephants are so absurdly strong. You can hardly see them straining at all when doing this shit.

      https://i.imgur.com/VhHaTjO.png

      [...]
      I'd like the 8% if burgers that think they can kill an elephant with their bare hands to explain themselves.

      You could never even get any leverage on chimp, are these people nuts?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd unironically rather fight a bear than a chimp. A bear might just take some level of pity on you and stop at some point. A chimp will literally tear you to shreds without stopping.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rl Jurassic Park. Very impressive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hannibal would get these things drunk off of wine to make them angrier before ordering his men to ride them into battle

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        theres no way you could make that thing drink enough wine to get drunk

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >theres no way you could make that thing drink enough wine to get drunk
          homie. see

          Animals Are People Too

          yes, see https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8?si=uH_jqqXJobWuM3EM&t=126

          olifant is /DRUK/ as fukkkkkkk

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humans are incredibly strong against alcohol, things that seem mild to us are really heavy on most animals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *moves out of their way because they don't actually like charging into groups of people then throw dozens of pilum to kill them*
        nothing personnel kid...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different kind of elephant, they were more docile and a little smaller than the bush elephant.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          RIP North African elephant, gone but never forgotten.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source? Sounds like a myth. Though it could also explain why they were so easy to scare off at the Battle of Zama

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he could just crush the truck if he was seriously attacking. and the guy in the driver's seat just slaps the dashboard and says ah-ah, like this happens regularly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a European car so it's much lighter and smaller than an American 18 wheeler which would destroy that 'phant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat, just like americans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          rent free huh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a non zero number of people who think they could take on one of these guys unarmed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a non zero number
        So just a number.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TRUNKED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a chad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont have the webm but you’ve probably seen it of that rhino absolutely obliterating a jeep and turning it into rubble in 3 seconds. Makes me think the whole Jurassic Park t-rex breakout scene didn’t age well. A t-rex is what, 5x the power of a rhino at least. one nudge would have turned those ford explorers into a cloud of scrap.
      In the Lost World the t-rexes destroying vehicles was a lot more realistic. They were heavy armored vehicles #1 and #2 when the t-rex smacked a jeep it went flying 300 feet and off a cliff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. I love that "mommy is very angry" scene

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Other than the initial reveal of the t-rex walking through the fence I guess the TLW cliff scene mogs the JP breakout scene.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't we have mandible penises bros...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why can't we have mandible penises bros...
        Cutgay detected. Enjoy your uncoordinated dick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ‘skinGODS stay winning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elephants recognize female boobs on humans same as we recognize them on them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf they never showed those in the documentaries

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf elephants have boobs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and interestingly enough they are located in the same spot as are primate boobs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick. He knew what he was doing. Why did he do it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's an animal. He knows he can get away with it. Who can blame an animal?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine you were seen as a sweet and innocent creature and wouldnt go to jail for it. your victim would remember it as a funny experience she and all of her friends would laugh about years down the road instead of being traumatized. would you *not* grab some breasts in this scenario?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really looked like he was trying to take the bikini off kek

        >>Lion
        >Honestly, no idea how quick it'll be
        The fight would be pretty quick but then it will take some time to die as it chokes you out
        >but I'd favour your chances with it more than the elephant or gorilla
        That's crazy

        Woah, that lion is a trained predator…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        see:

        https://i.imgur.com/S4kNd3N.jpg

        Elephants recognize female boobs on humans same as we recognize them on them.

        it has also now learned that squeezing boobies makes humans laugh

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIR HOW CAN SHE DANCE? HOW CAN SHE DANCE? ARE YOU b***h? ARE YOU b***h?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs a camera tilt for more pop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes just vibin

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