What are Wauf's thoughts on the maned wolf?
>it's found mostly in Brazil
>despite the name, it is not a wolf, it is its own thing, but closer to a dog
>they make a strange 'roar-bark' sound
>yeah, they look like giant foxes
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tall fox with tall socks? p cool
It's the perfect fusion of a fox and a wolf and you get a cool mane to top it off.
I wish we had them here, love the way they look. Good leggy proportions.
I saw one when visiting a farm once, walked over a soccer field and started eating wolf-fruit straight from the tree, farmhand told me that if you plant a "lobeira" or wolf tree almost anywhere in Brazil, manned wolves will show up to eat the fruit, but you have to be careful, since the wolf fruit is lethal to cows.
>farms with soccer fields and wolf fruits
Truly you can grow anything in Brazil
The lanket of canids, smells like a skunk too.
I love leggie boys
or leggie girls
What a happy little fellow
I would definitely have sex with one
These are literally skinwalkers you idiots.
Stop making them sexier
Imagine a crossbreed. A maned wolve's legs and a borzoi's nose.
It also doesn't have a mane
that's no maned wolf. That's an aguara guazu
>It's not a wolf
>But closer to a dog
Lycalopex (South American Foxes) are neither wolves, foxes nor domestic dogs (even when we domesticated them as dogs once), they are Caninae, closely related to jackals and wolves
dogs are a subspecies of wolf. they are nearly genetically identical. in many cases dogs are also less inbred...
Dogs means all Caninae, but we domesticated a species of south american fox independently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuegian_dog?useskin=vector
they're all dead now tho
Ok but maned wolves aren't even in Lycalopex what are you on about.
The original point was that OP said it's not a wolf (despite its name) but that it's somehow more closely related to dogs, when dogs are just domesticated wolves.
>Dogs means all Caninae
Dog refers to the domestic dog, if you want to talk about members of Caninae you just call them canines
>yeah, they look like giant foxes
but aren't foxes either...
How mad will tihe dashchunds be when they find out these buttholes stole all the leg length?
The Aguará guazú was also hunted because locals labeled them as werewolves because of they legs move just like humans
>despite the name, it is not a wolf, it is its own thing, but closer to a dog
Its actually a midpoint just like the now extinct Malvinas fox-wolf aka Warrah. Which was basically the same but squashed look a like
>Malvinas fox-wolf aka Warrah
I think you mean the Falklands Island wolf
so why are bongs allowed to occupy the falkland islands when a minority country wants it but they gave up all their land in africa and even killed a bunch of whites there for daring to stick around?
In the case of Africa, the indigenous people wanted rid of bongs, so we left.
In the case of the Falklands, the indigenous people (bongs, sheep and penguins) wish to remain bongs, so we stay.
the indigenous people in africa were bongs too you frickin idiot, most of subsaharn africa was uninhabited til colonization.
>the indigenous people in africa were bongs
are you moronic anon
Black person most of africa was uninhabited I literally just explained this. Rhodesia, South Africa, Namibia? They were all settled in areas with no Black folks. Their borders expanded until they reached tribes that either were then included or they warred with (like the zulu).
Please bro, you're making the rest of us racists sound like idiots.
Yes, sure, Bantu peoples are no more native to South Africa than White South Africans but that's not because the land was empty before they arrived. The Bushmen and Khoi people were widespread throughout the Southern Africa well before either the Bantu arrived from the northwest or the Dutch arrived in Cape Town. Admittedly there weren't a lot of them but that was because they were hunter-gatherers (Bushmen) or nomadic pastoralists (Khoi) and needed a lot of land to support their comparatively primitive societies.
Even if Rhodesia, South Africa and Namibia were completely empty when Europeans arrived, saying "most of Africa was uninhabited" would still be wrong. Southern Africa is just a fraction of the continent and there have been people living across the continent for hundreds of thousands of years. You even say that the borders of European settlements expanded until they reached tribes such as the Zulu - well where the frick did the Zulu come from if the continent was mostly uninhabited? Fyi, the Bantu originated in Western Central Africa before spreading south and east to colonise much of the continent (decimating the pygmies, the Khoi and whatever other groups they came across).
>Khoisan
There's something about these guys facial features that I find rather appealing. They're not beautiful or anything, they just sorta look wholesome. Maybe it's those cheekbones giving them good smiles.
You've gotta feel for them. First chased off their land by the Bantu then forced to listen to the ANC spin their narratives about being the indigenous people.
Or in Botswana where they managed to maintain their traditional settlements until the 1990s when they were relocated to make way for diamond mines and tourist lodges.
Honestly looking at pictures of the varying ethnic groups in Africa, the Khoisan seem like the "nicest", just going by facial features. Or at least least likely to stab and eat you.
>making the rest of us racists sound like idiots.
That's not exactly a difficult task, though.
>the indigenous people (bongs, sheep and penguins) wish to remain bongs
Youre not even trying
>Africa: the majority of the populus wants the end of British rule, seeking independence - which the Brits went through with in the form of ("mostly") peaceful decolonization
>Falklands: the majority of the populus wants to stay within Britain, while at the same time constantly eyed up by a foreign, irredentist country
Gee anon I wonder why
I don't want to have sex with it...
rcn told me i should post a maned wolf in here
furries that like them are usually pretty wholesome
It's cute.
Seen one in a zoo not long ago.
I love them fox-deer-wolf-es.
Awooooo
Awoooooooooo!!
They’re hot
due to living in a tropical climate. It makes you wonder why humans went bald when even better running horses have hair
Because we started wearing clothes
How could anyone look at that and go yeah the main thing about that guy is his mane. Should be called the leg wolf.
in the wild its legs are mostly obscured by foliage. main reason its legs are so long. So, realistically, someone looked at that, said "it must be a type of wolf. It's got a mane, this color, etc" and when he went back to report it he said he had found a "maned wolf". Seems very straightforward to me.
I would never ever have sex with one.
hey...thats right...they are big enough...
I think they're pretty and they seem to have a very pleasant temperament.