Theres a criminal lack of proboscidea in the Americas. For starters, african elephants should do well in Texas. Establish a herd and let them spread wherever they want.
Asian elephant in south and central America. They should do well in the jungles and might in time colonize all of the amazon.
Then when mammoths and mastodon get revived introduce those to the northern US and Canada, turning all the boreal forest into mammoth steppe.
Also tigers, at the same places. Release all the texas tigers into the american jungles and put siberian tigers into the north. Would be nice if we could get cloned smilodon too.
Make it a felony with a harsh punishment to kill any of these animals
Rhinos in australia
It's actually pretty elegant a plan
>similar climate to their native range >no predators >australia's ecosystem is already FUBAR'd, it couldn't hurt >put those fricking kangaroos in their place >australian customs more astringent than africas, way harder to smuggle horns to china
It would be interesting to see how well coyotes would do in the UK, and they are lacking in the larger carnivore department.
Cheetahs being released in Texas and Oklahoma might work well too, help deal with deer overpopulation while not being all that dangerous to people or cattle.
Because they have people that do their illegal shit for them while covering their tracks, leaving no legal avenue to pursue them even when what they're doing is an open secret.
It's like with Al Capone, his actual violent crimes couldn't be linked to him by investigators. It was only when the IRS could prove discrepancies in his taxes and income that his investigators could actually move in and collect the evidence they needed to prove his connections to Mob violence.
>also what about Jaguars?
You're right. I totally forgot they lived in North America. My point is that there use to be big cats that were capable of taking down big prey up in the northern areas of north America and now there's not. I think we should clone Mammoths and introduce them to North America and once they have a good population we should introduce the tigers.
A tiger in Siberia kills an average of 50 pigs and deer a year. They would have enough food from wild boars and the white tailed deer which are both overpopulated.
Pic related is in South Africa Tiger Canyon. They got a bunch of pet tigers and released them. They're mutts of all different subspecies but so far they've done well for the past 20 years. Same thing could be done with the tigers in Texas which has more than enough food and room and is a similar climate. I am not sure how a mutt tiger would do in Alaska or Canada though.
there are siberian tigers in zoos. if they got out they could definitely live year round in the entire continent. would be easy since there are so many tigers in america
Looks like Tiger Canyon was founded by a guy who worked on and emezzled funds from this reserve that used purebred South China tigers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laohu_Valley_Reserve
Texans would RIGHTFULLY kill them. We are not obligated to coexist with another apex predator that hunts and kills its competitors. We do that. If they try, we exterminate them while biden tries to circumvent every law in the nation to airdrop them (and i load the 30-06). See: grizzlies.
>They are not technically grouped with the "true" big cats, as they are slightly smaller than other big cats, and they lack the vocal physiology to roar (unlike lions, tigers, leopards, and jaguars).
most of what people think of as "big cats" are the different species of the genus panthera and the closely related neofelis (clouded leopards).
gougars (:DDDD) and cheetahs are cats that are big, but they're more closely related to house cats than to any of the other "big cats" except each other.
plus jaguars live in northern mexico and states like arizona, so cougars aren't the only big cat in north america.
I was driving through the woods in eastern Oregon and came across a man made pond in the middle of a big meadow. The pond was about the size of a backyard pool and filled with thousands of goldfish. Not sure what they were surviving on but they were apparently thriving and I'm sure the local wildlife enjoyed eating them.
Many different types of snakes in random planes
Polar bears in west europe
Theres a criminal lack of proboscidea in the Americas. For starters, african elephants should do well in Texas. Establish a herd and let them spread wherever they want.
Asian elephant in south and central America. They should do well in the jungles and might in time colonize all of the amazon.
Then when mammoths and mastodon get revived introduce those to the northern US and Canada, turning all the boreal forest into mammoth steppe.
Also tigers, at the same places. Release all the texas tigers into the american jungles and put siberian tigers into the north. Would be nice if we could get cloned smilodon too.
Make it a felony with a harsh punishment to kill any of these animals
pic rel in european and american mountains
Crocodile Monitors or Komodo Dragons in Florida.
>What animals
Snakes. All kinds. ALL.
>Where
Ireland.
Anomalocaris in every fresh water source
Crocodiles in my neighbors' swimming pool
Frick you Greg and Cindy
Rhinos in australia
It's actually pretty elegant a plan
>similar climate to their native range
>no predators
>australia's ecosystem is already FUBAR'd, it couldn't hurt
>put those fricking kangaroos in their place
>australian customs more astringent than africas, way harder to smuggle horns to china
it could save the species
I like this, maybe they could fill the niche Diprotodon left open, tho there would be nothing that can hunt them
It would be interesting to see how well coyotes would do in the UK, and they are lacking in the larger carnivore department.
Cheetahs being released in Texas and Oklahoma might work well too, help deal with deer overpopulation while not being all that dangerous to people or cattle.
Bubonic plague infested fleas in mainland China :3
>implying it will stay in china and won't spread anywhere else
have you been living under a rock for the past 3 years?
personally i wish canada and northern europe had snow monkeys
Polution-resistant Candiru in Chinese and Indian rivers.
Elapids in Europe.
have a nice day degenerates
Triceratops in the african savannah
Wild Boars in the american continent
Polar bear. OP's room.
Not just this OP. All of them.
Hippos in south america
They already have them
Pablo Escobar had a zoo full of cool exotic stuff. When he was close to be caught, he just opened all the gates.
I never understand, how does osmeone exist in a palace with a private zoo and *not get caught* for decades?
Because they have people that do their illegal shit for them while covering their tracks, leaving no legal avenue to pursue them even when what they're doing is an open secret.
It's like with Al Capone, his actual violent crimes couldn't be linked to him by investigators. It was only when the IRS could prove discrepancies in his taxes and income that his investigators could actually move in and collect the evidence they needed to prove his connections to Mob violence.
Pterinochilus murinus to the walls, attics, crawl spaces, etc of every suburban household
Ravens everywhere. Ravens are cool.
Moose (Alces alces) everywhere
goliath bird-eaters in the garages of neighbors and politicians and such
Bedbugs.
Bedbugs everywhere.
I would release 100 cane toads to Australia and say that they were brought to control pest beetles. Then watch it all burn down.
Barbary macaques or Japanese macaques in Croatia
alligator gars and alligator snapping turtles everywhere possible
Polar bears in Antarctica.
Total penguin death.
would be funny until the bears and elephant seals go to war then it would be truly epic
also what about Jaguars? u guys keep talking about Pumas but Jaguars are definitely big cats and they are native to the American continent
>also what about Jaguars?
You're right. I totally forgot they lived in North America. My point is that there use to be big cats that were capable of taking down big prey up in the northern areas of north America and now there's not. I think we should clone Mammoths and introduce them to North America and once they have a good population we should introduce the tigers.
A tiger in Siberia kills an average of 50 pigs and deer a year. They would have enough food from wild boars and the white tailed deer which are both overpopulated.
Pic related is in South Africa Tiger Canyon. They got a bunch of pet tigers and released them. They're mutts of all different subspecies but so far they've done well for the past 20 years. Same thing could be done with the tigers in Texas which has more than enough food and room and is a similar climate. I am not sure how a mutt tiger would do in Alaska or Canada though.
there are siberian tigers in zoos. if they got out they could definitely live year round in the entire continent. would be easy since there are so many tigers in america
Looks like Tiger Canyon was founded by a guy who worked on and emezzled funds from this reserve that used purebred South China tigers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laohu_Valley_Reserve
Texans would RIGHTFULLY kill them. We are not obligated to coexist with another apex predator that hunts and kills its competitors. We do that. If they try, we exterminate them while biden tries to circumvent every law in the nation to airdrop them (and i load the 30-06). See: grizzlies.
Siberian tigers in Canada.
They already have bears, leave them alone
North America used to have big cats, I think it would be cool if they were around again.
North America still has big cats anon
Ackshully...
Go on..
That's a big pussycat.
>They are not technically grouped with the "true" big cats, as they are slightly smaller than other big cats, and they lack the vocal physiology to roar (unlike lions, tigers, leopards, and jaguars).
Oh what the frick ever. Is it big? Yes. Is it a cat? Yes. It's a big cat.
Not as big as a lion or tiger.
IT'S STILL A BIG CAT
CHEETAHS ARE SMALLER THAN A LION TOO
Cheetahs aren't big cats either, they don't roar, they meow like little kitty cats.
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>cheetahs aren't big cats
The nerve of this poster, to be so confidently incorrect.
>the criterion for whether a cat is big or not is not his size but his mode of vocalisation
bro
True big cats are members of the genus Panthera which cougars and cheetahs are not members of.
most of what people think of as "big cats" are the different species of the genus panthera and the closely related neofelis (clouded leopards).
gougars (:DDDD) and cheetahs are cats that are big, but they're more closely related to house cats than to any of the other "big cats" except each other.
plus jaguars live in northern mexico and states like arizona, so cougars aren't the only big cat in north america.
To solve the super pig problem
I'd grease up three pigs, mark them 1, 2, and 4, and then release them in a mall or a school. They'll be looking for the 3rd pig forever.
No, they'd look around the whole building once, realize 3 isn't around 'anymore', and be satisfied with that.
Take a crane to get it out
Baby macaques but I'd also leave a lot of kitchenware and power tools.
Uh oh
I would reintroduce Alligators to Europe.
American or Chinese?
Cave geckos in Florida.
I was driving through the woods in eastern Oregon and came across a man made pond in the middle of a big meadow. The pond was about the size of a backyard pool and filled with thousands of goldfish. Not sure what they were surviving on but they were apparently thriving and I'm sure the local wildlife enjoyed eating them.
I'd really like to have cherry shrimps in my local ponds / in my city fountains
blacks in western civilization
Well, they *are* destructive and invasive
Seething esl. Blacks were enslaved and sold by their own people.
Meant for
Nobody forced yall to buy them
reminder that you have the ancestors of those whine about them the most to blame for bringing therm to america
/thread
What the frick is that thing?
It's funny because it's true
Hey Moshe! How's the weather in Tel Aviv?