What animals would you release where for maximum lulz?

What animals would you release where for maximum lulz?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many different types of snakes in random planes

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polar bears in west europe

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a criminal lack of proboscidea in the Americas. For starters, african elephants should do well in Texas. Establish a herd and let them spread wherever they want.
    Asian elephant in south and central America. They should do well in the jungles and might in time colonize all of the amazon.
    Then when mammoths and mastodon get revived introduce those to the northern US and Canada, turning all the boreal forest into mammoth steppe.
    Also tigers, at the same places. Release all the texas tigers into the american jungles and put siberian tigers into the north. Would be nice if we could get cloned smilodon too.
    Make it a felony with a harsh punishment to kill any of these animals

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic rel in european and american mountains

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crocodile Monitors or Komodo Dragons in Florida.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What animals
    Snakes. All kinds. ALL.
    >Where
    Ireland.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anomalocaris in every fresh water source

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crocodiles in my neighbors' swimming pool
    Frick you Greg and Cindy

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rhinos in australia
    It's actually pretty elegant a plan

    >similar climate to their native range
    >no predators
    >australia's ecosystem is already FUBAR'd, it couldn't hurt
    >put those fricking kangaroos in their place
    >australian customs more astringent than africas, way harder to smuggle horns to china

    it could save the species

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this, maybe they could fill the niche Diprotodon left open, tho there would be nothing that can hunt them

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be interesting to see how well coyotes would do in the UK, and they are lacking in the larger carnivore department.

    Cheetahs being released in Texas and Oklahoma might work well too, help deal with deer overpopulation while not being all that dangerous to people or cattle.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bubonic plague infested fleas in mainland China :3

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying it will stay in china and won't spread anywhere else
      have you been living under a rock for the past 3 years?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally i wish canada and northern europe had snow monkeys

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polution-resistant Candiru in Chinese and Indian rivers.
    Elapids in Europe.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day degenerates

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Triceratops in the african savannah

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wild Boars in the american continent

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polar bear. OP's room.

    Not just this OP. All of them.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hippos in south america

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already have them

      Pablo Escobar had a zoo full of cool exotic stuff. When he was close to be caught, he just opened all the gates.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never understand, how does osmeone exist in a palace with a private zoo and *not get caught* for decades?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they have people that do their illegal shit for them while covering their tracks, leaving no legal avenue to pursue them even when what they're doing is an open secret.
          It's like with Al Capone, his actual violent crimes couldn't be linked to him by investigators. It was only when the IRS could prove discrepancies in his taxes and income that his investigators could actually move in and collect the evidence they needed to prove his connections to Mob violence.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pterinochilus murinus to the walls, attics, crawl spaces, etc of every suburban household

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ravens everywhere. Ravens are cool.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moose (Alces alces) everywhere

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    goliath bird-eaters in the garages of neighbors and politicians and such

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bedbugs.
    Bedbugs everywhere.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would release 100 cane toads to Australia and say that they were brought to control pest beetles. Then watch it all burn down.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbary macaques or Japanese macaques in Croatia

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    alligator gars and alligator snapping turtles everywhere possible

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polar bears in Antarctica.
    Total penguin death.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      would be funny until the bears and elephant seals go to war then it would be truly epic

      Cheetahs aren't big cats either, they don't roar, they meow like little kitty cats.

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      also what about Jaguars? u guys keep talking about Pumas but Jaguars are definitely big cats and they are native to the American continent

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >also what about Jaguars?
        You're right. I totally forgot they lived in North America. My point is that there use to be big cats that were capable of taking down big prey up in the northern areas of north America and now there's not. I think we should clone Mammoths and introduce them to North America and once they have a good population we should introduce the tigers.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/D1CpVbM.jpg

          Siberian tigers in Canada.

          To solve the super pig problem

          A tiger in Siberia kills an average of 50 pigs and deer a year. They would have enough food from wild boars and the white tailed deer which are both overpopulated.
          Pic related is in South Africa Tiger Canyon. They got a bunch of pet tigers and released them. They're mutts of all different subspecies but so far they've done well for the past 20 years. Same thing could be done with the tigers in Texas which has more than enough food and room and is a similar climate. I am not sure how a mutt tiger would do in Alaska or Canada though.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are siberian tigers in zoos. if they got out they could definitely live year round in the entire continent. would be easy since there are so many tigers in america

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like Tiger Canyon was founded by a guy who worked on and emezzled funds from this reserve that used purebred South China tigers.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laohu_Valley_Reserve

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Texans would RIGHTFULLY kill them. We are not obligated to coexist with another apex predator that hunts and kills its competitors. We do that. If they try, we exterminate them while biden tries to circumvent every law in the nation to airdrop them (and i load the 30-06). See: grizzlies.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Siberian tigers in Canada.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already have bears, leave them alone

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        North America used to have big cats, I think it would be cool if they were around again.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          North America still has big cats anon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ackshully...

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go on..

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a big pussycat.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They are not technically grouped with the "true" big cats, as they are slightly smaller than other big cats, and they lack the vocal physiology to roar (unlike lions, tigers, leopards, and jaguars).

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh what the frick ever. Is it big? Yes. Is it a cat? Yes. It's a big cat.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not as big as a lion or tiger.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                IT'S STILL A BIG CAT
                CHEETAHS ARE SMALLER THAN A LION TOO

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheetahs aren't big cats either, they don't roar, they meow like little kitty cats.

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              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cheetahs aren't big cats
                The nerve of this poster, to be so confidently incorrect.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the criterion for whether a cat is big or not is not his size but his mode of vocalisation
                bro

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                True big cats are members of the genus Panthera which cougars and cheetahs are not members of.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              most of what people think of as "big cats" are the different species of the genus panthera and the closely related neofelis (clouded leopards).
              gougars (:DDDD) and cheetahs are cats that are big, but they're more closely related to house cats than to any of the other "big cats" except each other.
              plus jaguars live in northern mexico and states like arizona, so cougars aren't the only big cat in north america.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      To solve the super pig problem

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd grease up three pigs, mark them 1, 2, and 4, and then release them in a mall or a school. They'll be looking for the 3rd pig forever.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they'd look around the whole building once, realize 3 isn't around 'anymore', and be satisfied with that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take a crane to get it out

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby macaques but I'd also leave a lot of kitchenware and power tools.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would reintroduce Alligators to Europe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      American or Chinese?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cave geckos in Florida.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was driving through the woods in eastern Oregon and came across a man made pond in the middle of a big meadow. The pond was about the size of a backyard pool and filled with thousands of goldfish. Not sure what they were surviving on but they were apparently thriving and I'm sure the local wildlife enjoyed eating them.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd really like to have cherry shrimps in my local ponds / in my city fountains

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    blacks in western civilization

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they *are* destructive and invasive

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething esl. Blacks were enslaved and sold by their own people.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meant for

          reminder that you have the ancestors of those whine about them the most to blame for bringing therm to america

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody forced yall to buy them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that you have the ancestors of those whine about them the most to blame for bringing therm to america

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is that thing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because it's true

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Moshe! How's the weather in Tel Aviv?

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