What an ugly animal.

What an ugly animal.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clamps on and don’t let go

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're basically blind and spend their whole lives in murky water so no need to be pretty. I love how fricked up they look, its the aquatic equivalent of a creature that evolved to live in a cave

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that as if there aren't aquatic cave ecosystems

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If pussy lips became mutated

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it kinda looks my dick

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like them. A weird thing about them is that they seem to be a basal dolphin that only diverged recently from the oceanic lineages. So they're odd in a bunch of ways, but they managed to find a niche that works for them even if they got bullied out of the sea.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure this thing is the living relatives of Squalodon along with that dolphin who lived pajeets poo river

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, we won't have to deal with them much longer.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cooked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cooked

      🙁

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      link the article moronic headline poster

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen yourself in the mirror latly Karen?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can ocean dolphins live in freshwater?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a functional human/dolphin hybrid created when one viable but barely functional one was born and subsequently raped daily by the other dolphins

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better than your mom.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they as promiscuous as ocean dolphins...?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're even more promiscuous than ocean dolphins

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will they rape my girlfriend if I convince her to swim with them? Is there anything I can put in the water that acts as an aphrodisiac for them?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf man

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In brazillian folklore they're shapeshifters who change into handsome men to sleep with human women

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine cheating on your husband and coming up with this excuse...

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Akshually, they are supposed to go after unmarried virgin young women

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            So are you.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks so happy though

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the Amazon river so red constantly?
    Every underwater shot I see from it is so scary.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm high right now so i can't put into words why but i remember this video explaining it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good video. I dream of levelling Manaus and bringing the Amazon back to its full extent. Undammed, unfarmed, unlogged. Civilisation has no tropical justification.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It always looked brown to me, from all the tannins coming out of the tree bark. Like pretty much every river that runs through a big forest.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful, amazing animals. They live in fresh water and eat piranhas like popcorn.
    I've been lucky enough to see them IRL thousands of miles up the Amazon 25 years ago. Just awesome.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true they smell like ass?

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about looks as long as the meat is tender and succulent. How do those animals taste? Is it good or great? Tell me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cared enough to give me a (you), b***h ass.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've eaten pilot whale meat in the Faroe islands a week ago.
      >Turr Grind [dried pilot whale]
      I almost threw up. Worse than the smell of Surströmming
      >saltgrind [cooked pilot whale meat with spæk]
      Great taste - similar to tuna as it was a different season; the blubber was amazing.

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