they're basically blind and spend their whole lives in murky water so no need to be pretty. I love how fricked up they look, its the aquatic equivalent of a creature that evolved to live in a cave
I like them. A weird thing about them is that they seem to be a basal dolphin that only diverged recently from the oceanic lineages. So they're odd in a bunch of ways, but they managed to find a niche that works for them even if they got bullied out of the sea.
Good video. I dream of levelling Manaus and bringing the Amazon back to its full extent. Undammed, unfarmed, unlogged. Civilisation has no tropical justification.
Beautiful, amazing animals. They live in fresh water and eat piranhas like popcorn.
I've been lucky enough to see them IRL thousands of miles up the Amazon 25 years ago. Just awesome.
I've eaten pilot whale meat in the Faroe islands a week ago. >Turr Grind [dried pilot whale]
I almost threw up. Worse than the smell of Surströmming >saltgrind [cooked pilot whale meat with spæk]
Great taste - similar to tuna as it was a different season; the blubber was amazing.
>clamps on and don’t let go
they're basically blind and spend their whole lives in murky water so no need to be pretty. I love how fricked up they look, its the aquatic equivalent of a creature that evolved to live in a cave
You say that as if there aren't aquatic cave ecosystems
If pussy lips became mutated
it kinda looks my dick
I like them. A weird thing about them is that they seem to be a basal dolphin that only diverged recently from the oceanic lineages. So they're odd in a bunch of ways, but they managed to find a niche that works for them even if they got bullied out of the sea.
Pretty sure this thing is the living relatives of Squalodon along with that dolphin who lived pajeets poo river
Don't worry, we won't have to deal with them much longer.
Cooked
🙁
link the article moronic headline poster
Have you seen yourself in the mirror latly Karen?
Can ocean dolphins live in freshwater?
It’s a functional human/dolphin hybrid created when one viable but barely functional one was born and subsequently raped daily by the other dolphins
Looks better than your mom.
Are they as promiscuous as ocean dolphins...?
they're even more promiscuous than ocean dolphins
Will they rape my girlfriend if I convince her to swim with them? Is there anything I can put in the water that acts as an aphrodisiac for them?
Wtf man
In brazillian folklore they're shapeshifters who change into handsome men to sleep with human women
Imagine cheating on your husband and coming up with this excuse...
Akshually, they are supposed to go after unmarried virgin young women
So are you.
it looks so happy though
Why is the Amazon river so red constantly?
Every underwater shot I see from it is so scary.
I'm high right now so i can't put into words why but i remember this video explaining it
Good video. I dream of levelling Manaus and bringing the Amazon back to its full extent. Undammed, unfarmed, unlogged. Civilisation has no tropical justification.
It always looked brown to me, from all the tannins coming out of the tree bark. Like pretty much every river that runs through a big forest.
Beautiful, amazing animals. They live in fresh water and eat piranhas like popcorn.
I've been lucky enough to see them IRL thousands of miles up the Amazon 25 years ago. Just awesome.
Is it true they smell like ass?
I don't care about looks as long as the meat is tender and succulent. How do those animals taste? Is it good or great? Tell me.
no one cares
You cared enough to give me a (you), b***h ass.
I've eaten pilot whale meat in the Faroe islands a week ago.
>Turr Grind [dried pilot whale]
I almost threw up. Worse than the smell of Surströmming
>saltgrind [cooked pilot whale meat with spæk]
Great taste - similar to tuna as it was a different season; the blubber was amazing.