Of course there are pterosaurs on the Ark; bola one and hit with a few tranq arrows and you got yourself your first flyer. Just be careful flying through the redwoods.
So did Noah gather up 2 of every bacterium, and every tardigrade and every tiny species of louse? Did he have a microscope that he could use. Does the bible explain this?
>Creationists have the perfect excuse to account for the extinction of the dinosaurs with the deluge >Insist they were on the Ark anyways, died out later
So stupid, put me in charge of biblical lore
So did Noah gather up 2 of every bacterium, and every tardigrade and every tiny species of louse? Did he have a microscope that he could use. Does the bible explain this?
It’s not a taxonomical book. It’s a theological one morons.
erm... thats not very HECKIN science chungussyerino of you kind stranger *tips fedora in a calculating unscrupulous manner* m'lady.. the epic narwhal does not bacon at swaggy midnight tonight because of my good sir not very le awesome sauce at all not at all my dude come on have sexytimes instead of LE magic chonky sky fairy gamer xD
To be fair the Torah is quite specific about the dimensions of the ark, so why not make a scale model? You can forgive a well meaning Protestant for being uninformed about the nigh-universal Flood myth.
You got any other pics of the other animals in there? I’ve heard that some of the models are actually pretty good.
Of course there are pterosaurs on the Ark; bola one and hit with a few tranq arrows and you got yourself your first flyer. Just be careful flying through the redwoods.
WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WE DO THINGS A LITTLE DIFF'RENTLY OUT HEA
So did Noah gather up 2 of every bacterium, and every tardigrade and every tiny species of louse? Did he have a microscope that he could use. Does the bible explain this?
That's cool, but if pterosaurs were on the ark why are they extinct now? I thought only animals not allowed on board went extinct.
>He doesn't know
I mean, to be fair, plenty of animals have gone extinct in the past 2000 years alone. I think that's their (terrible) logic.
>Creationists have the perfect excuse to account for the extinction of the dinosaurs with the deluge
>Insist they were on the Ark anyways, died out later
So stupid, put me in charge of biblical lore
Based. That place has more truth in one inch than every evolutionist museum on the planet combined.
I don't think any of them were full grown.
They can fricking fly, why do they need to go on the ark?
Can they fly for forty days in a giant storm? Also, there should be fourteen of them unless for some reason pterosaurs would be considered unclean.
>Can they fly for forty days in a giant storm?
What about the dove that Noah saw that signalled land?
He sent the dove after the storm stopped and after he had already sent a raven.
Although it would've been sick if the Bible had pterosaurs.
raven's aren't extinct, pterosaurus are, really makes you think
it's implied the raven just decided to not come back instead of perishing.
Those are really good if you can gloss over the lack of pycnofibers
How many animals were missing from the 2 of every animal?
None
But some of them were two males.
seems a bit silly to go to the effort just for that to happen.
I find it hard to believe they had statues of two saolas or two long beaked echidnas
so thats why they went extinct
The ones that Noah fricked up and got extinct
It’s not a taxonomical book. It’s a theological one morons.
erm... thats not very HECKIN science chungussyerino of you kind stranger *tips fedora in a calculating unscrupulous manner* m'lady.. the epic narwhal does not bacon at swaggy midnight tonight because of my good sir not very le awesome sauce at all not at all my dude come on have sexytimes instead of LE magic chonky sky fairy gamer xD
>i'm making fun of redditors do i fit in yet guize xD
But you have morons like the guy who built this ark museum taking it literally as if it were a taxonomic catalogue
To be fair the Torah is quite specific about the dimensions of the ark, so why not make a scale model? You can forgive a well meaning Protestant for being uninformed about the nigh-universal Flood myth.
Well he’s not well meaning, he’s a spiteful c**t and the failure of his ark museum to bring in the visitor numbers he expected is well deserved
You seem both obsessed and butt-blasted. Care to elaborate?
We get it, you’re upset people are criticising daddy ham
>no feathers
calling bullshit
*Pycnofibers