Went to the Noah's Ark replica in Kentucky and they have Pterosaurs on the Ark

Went to the Noah's Ark replica in Kentucky and they have Pterosaurs on the Ark

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got any other pics of the other animals in there? I’ve heard that some of the models are actually pretty good.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course there are pterosaurs on the Ark; bola one and hit with a few tranq arrows and you got yourself your first flyer. Just be careful flying through the redwoods.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WE DO THINGS A LITTLE DIFF'RENTLY OUT HEA

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did Noah gather up 2 of every bacterium, and every tardigrade and every tiny species of louse? Did he have a microscope that he could use. Does the bible explain this?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's cool, but if pterosaurs were on the ark why are they extinct now? I thought only animals not allowed on board went extinct.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, to be fair, plenty of animals have gone extinct in the past 2000 years alone. I think that's their (terrible) logic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Creationists have the perfect excuse to account for the extinction of the dinosaurs with the deluge
      >Insist they were on the Ark anyways, died out later
      So stupid, put me in charge of biblical lore

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. That place has more truth in one inch than every evolutionist museum on the planet combined.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think any of them were full grown.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can fricking fly, why do they need to go on the ark?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can they fly for forty days in a giant storm? Also, there should be fourteen of them unless for some reason pterosaurs would be considered unclean.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can they fly for forty days in a giant storm?

        What about the dove that Noah saw that signalled land?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He sent the dove after the storm stopped and after he had already sent a raven.
          Although it would've been sick if the Bible had pterosaurs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            raven's aren't extinct, pterosaurus are, really makes you think

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's implied the raven just decided to not come back instead of perishing.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are really good if you can gloss over the lack of pycnofibers

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many animals were missing from the 2 of every animal?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      None
      But some of them were two males.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        seems a bit silly to go to the effort just for that to happen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find it hard to believe they had statues of two saolas or two long beaked echidnas

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        so thats why they went extinct

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ones that Noah fricked up and got extinct

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So did Noah gather up 2 of every bacterium, and every tardigrade and every tiny species of louse? Did he have a microscope that he could use. Does the bible explain this?

      It’s not a taxonomical book. It’s a theological one morons.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        erm... thats not very HECKIN science chungussyerino of you kind stranger *tips fedora in a calculating unscrupulous manner* m'lady.. the epic narwhal does not bacon at swaggy midnight tonight because of my good sir not very le awesome sauce at all not at all my dude come on have sexytimes instead of LE magic chonky sky fairy gamer xD

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm making fun of redditors do i fit in yet guize xD

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you have morons like the guy who built this ark museum taking it literally as if it were a taxonomic catalogue

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair the Torah is quite specific about the dimensions of the ark, so why not make a scale model? You can forgive a well meaning Protestant for being uninformed about the nigh-universal Flood myth.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well he’s not well meaning, he’s a spiteful c**t and the failure of his ark museum to bring in the visitor numbers he expected is well deserved

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You seem both obsessed and butt-blasted. Care to elaborate?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We get it, you’re upset people are criticising daddy ham

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no feathers
    calling bullshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Pycnofibers

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