i'm not convinced that they are any more vicious than any other ape. pretty sure their violent reputation stems entirely from that CT woman that owned one and it attacked her friend because it was fed WINE and XANAX. have you ever been around someone on alcohol and benzos? it's not usually pleasant and they're just as unpredictable
Imagine if we had evolved from any other ape
The proud and strong Gorillas
The laid back Pongos
The sensual Bonobos
Instead we had to come from the vicious and violent Chimps
Conceptually and genetically we're the middle path between bonobos and chimps. Although that's only 1% more than orangutans and gorillas and maybe 0.02% more chimp than bonobo. We're much weirder than any in terms of diet and take to water a lot better.
Nvm I just remembered bonobos and chimps branched off from each other more recently than we branched off earlier apes. So it's more like they're our separated attributes rather than the other way around.
They're the worst because they're the most like us. Really makes you think.
i'm not convinced that they are any more vicious than any other ape. pretty sure their violent reputation stems entirely from that CT woman that owned one and it attacked her friend because it was fed WINE and XANAX. have you ever been around someone on alcohol and benzos? it's not usually pleasant and they're just as unpredictable
yea my dad trashed a bar after mixing xanax and jack daniels and got hit ass beat by police
genuinely impressive facial reconstruction
I think her face was completely destroyed before the procedure
That's racist.
what’s a pavement ape? a homeless person?
I think its slang for a freaked out black drug addict
golly gee Wauf, another rage bait thread?
>worst ape
>chimp
>homosexual sapiens sapiens exists
???
>moves its ears
Why did we lose the ability to emote with our ears?
I can do that with my left ear
I can twitch with both my ears. Sometimes, if a sound appears behind me, the ear closer to it moves a bit. It needs to be a specific sound, though.
I can feel the tension around my ears if I try, but they dont move
I feel defeated by evolution
Imagine if we had evolved from any other ape
The proud and strong Gorillas
The laid back Pongos
The sensual Bonobos
Instead we had to come from the vicious and violent Chimps
It explains a lot, honestly.
Conceptually and genetically we're the middle path between bonobos and chimps. Although that's only 1% more than orangutans and gorillas and maybe 0.02% more chimp than bonobo. We're much weirder than any in terms of diet and take to water a lot better.
Nvm I just remembered bonobos and chimps branched off from each other more recently than we branched off earlier apes. So it's more like they're our separated attributes rather than the other way around.
But we didn't evolve from Chimps, its just that our most recent common ancestor with any great ape also happens to be the ancestor of chimps
It’s a chimpanzee btw, not sure if everyone knows
Oh thank the lord i thought you were talkin shit about my cousin eddy. He looks just like that.
Ah just what I wanted, a reddit quip
>reddit quip
go back newbie
>reddit quip
Either you made this up, or it's real, meaning you've been on there enough to notice the phenomenon. Either way you're a gay.