We can all agree these are the worst of the ape family?

We can all agree these are the worst of the ape family?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're the worst because they're the most like us. Really makes you think.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not convinced that they are any more vicious than any other ape. pretty sure their violent reputation stems entirely from that CT woman that owned one and it attacked her friend because it was fed WINE and XANAX. have you ever been around someone on alcohol and benzos? it's not usually pleasant and they're just as unpredictable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yea my dad trashed a bar after mixing xanax and jack daniels and got hit ass beat by police

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely impressive facial reconstruction
      I think her face was completely destroyed before the procedure

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's racist.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what’s a pavement ape? a homeless person?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think its slang for a freaked out black drug addict

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    golly gee Wauf, another rage bait thread?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >worst ape
    >chimp
    >homosexual sapiens sapiens exists
    ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moves its ears
      Why did we lose the ability to emote with our ears?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can do that with my left ear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can twitch with both my ears. Sometimes, if a sound appears behind me, the ear closer to it moves a bit. It needs to be a specific sound, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can feel the tension around my ears if I try, but they dont move
        I feel defeated by evolution

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if we had evolved from any other ape
    The proud and strong Gorillas
    The laid back Pongos
    The sensual Bonobos
    Instead we had to come from the vicious and violent Chimps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It explains a lot, honestly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Conceptually and genetically we're the middle path between bonobos and chimps. Although that's only 1% more than orangutans and gorillas and maybe 0.02% more chimp than bonobo. We're much weirder than any in terms of diet and take to water a lot better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nvm I just remembered bonobos and chimps branched off from each other more recently than we branched off earlier apes. So it's more like they're our separated attributes rather than the other way around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But we didn't evolve from Chimps, its just that our most recent common ancestor with any great ape also happens to be the ancestor of chimps

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a chimpanzee btw, not sure if everyone knows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh thank the lord i thought you were talkin shit about my cousin eddy. He looks just like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah just what I wanted, a reddit quip

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit quip
          go back newbie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit quip
          Either you made this up, or it's real, meaning you've been on there enough to notice the phenomenon. Either way you're a gay.

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