I have been stung multiple times in seconds by these gay buttholes. I would rather be sounded through my peehole with a red hot nail while pounding my ballsack with a mallet than get stung again. Thing is I can't find the hive. I think it's somewhere in the ground but I'm a little afraid to stomp through the yard and stir up the nest. What do? Should I just spray the entire yard with some sort of insecticide and if so what kind?
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Place meat on a plate and watch it. The wasps will munch on it and go back to feed their babies. Once you know where their nest is you know what to do.
I usually use common domestic insecticide, wasps are very vulnerable to it. They immediatly drop to the floor in spasms. No need to buy expensive stuff.
OP, if they are yellow jackets like picrel, they may live in the ground. Identify all the holes if that's the case and then in the night pour gasoline down them. dont ignite. it'll do the trick
Not OP.
A wasp attacked me in the comfort of my own home, I smashed it with a flip flop multiple times and went to get some paper towels to pick it up and when I returned it just had a seizure, got up and flew straight out the window.
Is it going to call its friends to fricking kill me in my sleep? This shit is fricked up, it literally came back to life.
>smashed it with a flip flop
>flip flop
It was probably laughing its stingy ass off.
I don't care about that little fricker laughing at me. What I care about is him bringing his friends to sting me to fricking death in my sleep.
They aren't that smart right?
Why don't you install those fine fly nets in every window? I literally can't imagine living without them anymore. Always have my windows wide open and not one flying shit finds its way in here. Pure bliss.
>Should I just spray the entire yard with some sort of insecticide and if so what kind?
You know these things are known for burrowing into the exterior walls of people's houses, right?
>tfw you developed a phobia of wasps despite never having been stung before
I really can’t tell how badly a wasp sting hurts when most people describe it as “having red-hot nails hammered into your balls” which may or may not be hyperbolic. What is it really like to be stung?
if you can locate it in the ground, wait until nighttime when they're all in the hive. then take a giant thing of soapy water and dump it down there. all dead instantly
yeah same, i think i got stung by a regular bee though. i put on some shorts that were hanging on the clothesline outside and i got stung on my thigh. i still shudder thinking about it, hurt so fricking much.
Like being hit with a BB gun.
Have you ever stepped on a cigarette? It’s the same pain. I say this because I have been stung on the feet and initially thought I stepped on my father’s cigarettes again
I said I’d rather smash my balls repeatedly with a mallet than get stung by bees and I meant it
I guess people have different reactions. When i was a kid I got stung by a wasp on my finger. My finger swelled to twice its size and I couldn't move it at all for a few days.
I'm now afraid of stinging insects, which is annoying because the garden in my apartment complex attracts lots of bees and I do enjoy watching them do their thing.
Far away from me, though
well it's hard to describe really, you just feel a spike of stabbing pain when the sting goes in, and then it just feels like more irritating and less painful stinging for an hour or two. Mind you I have only gotten stung by bees I stepped/kneeled on without knowing they were there.
it's hyperbolic. I was stung by a wasp in my armpit, it's not pleasant, but to put things into perspective I thought it was just my friend's purse with metal pieces diggin in.
If you've been stung by bees it's kind of the same
Personally for me it hurts like a b***h for a second, then when the wasp is away it will sting for a minute or two. after that is just itchyness
For me it's about the same pain level as those shots that they have to put in your teeth to numb you up, but it keeps going for about 10/15 minutes and it's pretty hard to ignore or not tear up a little bit. I'm not going to be screaming from pain, but t definitely fricking hurts.
If you're allergic, it may be worse. The doctor can test if you're allergic or not before you get stung, which I say is always a good idea because you don't want to be somewhere where you might not have access to an epi pen.
My dentist always puts a numbing gel on my gums first and it rairly hurts, Just feels like something pressing against my gums.
Get an exterminator, because if they realise what you're doing, you're done for.
He's just going to charge $300 for something I could do myself for $30 in pesticide
Yes, but he knows how to do it right the first time. You can deal with the wasps while you do the studying needed or you can pay a guy more than it's worth to be rid of the problem. Wauf is the last place I would look for legitimate advice but good luck.