wasps took over my back yard

I have been stung multiple times in seconds by these gay buttholes. I would rather be sounded through my peehole with a red hot nail while pounding my ballsack with a mallet than get stung again. Thing is I can't find the hive. I think it's somewhere in the ground but I'm a little afraid to stomp through the yard and stir up the nest. What do? Should I just spray the entire yard with some sort of insecticide and if so what kind?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Place meat on a plate and watch it. The wasps will munch on it and go back to feed their babies. Once you know where their nest is you know what to do.
    I usually use common domestic insecticide, wasps are very vulnerable to it. They immediatly drop to the floor in spasms. No need to buy expensive stuff.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, if they are yellow jackets like picrel, they may live in the ground. Identify all the holes if that's the case and then in the night pour gasoline down them. dont ignite. it'll do the trick

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not OP.

    A wasp attacked me in the comfort of my own home, I smashed it with a flip flop multiple times and went to get some paper towels to pick it up and when I returned it just had a seizure, got up and flew straight out the window.

    Is it going to call its friends to fricking kill me in my sleep? This shit is fricked up, it literally came back to life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smashed it with a flip flop
      >flip flop
      It was probably laughing its stingy ass off.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about that little fricker laughing at me. What I care about is him bringing his friends to sting me to fricking death in my sleep.
        They aren't that smart right?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't you install those fine fly nets in every window? I literally can't imagine living without them anymore. Always have my windows wide open and not one flying shit finds its way in here. Pure bliss.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I just spray the entire yard with some sort of insecticide and if so what kind?
    You know these things are known for burrowing into the exterior walls of people's houses, right?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you developed a phobia of wasps despite never having been stung before
    I really can’t tell how badly a wasp sting hurts when most people describe it as “having red-hot nails hammered into your balls” which may or may not be hyperbolic. What is it really like to be stung?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you can locate it in the ground, wait until nighttime when they're all in the hive. then take a giant thing of soapy water and dump it down there. all dead instantly

      yeah same, i think i got stung by a regular bee though. i put on some shorts that were hanging on the clothesline outside and i got stung on my thigh. i still shudder thinking about it, hurt so fricking much.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like being hit with a BB gun.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever stepped on a cigarette? It’s the same pain. I say this because I have been stung on the feet and initially thought I stepped on my father’s cigarettes again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I said I’d rather smash my balls repeatedly with a mallet than get stung by bees and I meant it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess people have different reactions. When i was a kid I got stung by a wasp on my finger. My finger swelled to twice its size and I couldn't move it at all for a few days.
      I'm now afraid of stinging insects, which is annoying because the garden in my apartment complex attracts lots of bees and I do enjoy watching them do their thing.
      Far away from me, though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well it's hard to describe really, you just feel a spike of stabbing pain when the sting goes in, and then it just feels like more irritating and less painful stinging for an hour or two. Mind you I have only gotten stung by bees I stepped/kneeled on without knowing they were there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's hyperbolic. I was stung by a wasp in my armpit, it's not pleasant, but to put things into perspective I thought it was just my friend's purse with metal pieces diggin in.
      If you've been stung by bees it's kind of the same

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally for me it hurts like a b***h for a second, then when the wasp is away it will sting for a minute or two. after that is just itchyness

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's about the same pain level as those shots that they have to put in your teeth to numb you up, but it keeps going for about 10/15 minutes and it's pretty hard to ignore or not tear up a little bit. I'm not going to be screaming from pain, but t definitely fricking hurts.

      If you're allergic, it may be worse. The doctor can test if you're allergic or not before you get stung, which I say is always a good idea because you don't want to be somewhere where you might not have access to an epi pen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dentist always puts a numbing gel on my gums first and it rairly hurts, Just feels like something pressing against my gums.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get an exterminator, because if they realise what you're doing, you're done for.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just going to charge $300 for something I could do myself for $30 in pesticide

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but he knows how to do it right the first time. You can deal with the wasps while you do the studying needed or you can pay a guy more than it's worth to be rid of the problem. Wauf is the last place I would look for legitimate advice but good luck.

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