*untrained, intact male has entered the no leash park*. What do?

*untrained, intact male has entered the no leash park*

What do?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You only have one option in these situations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a shitholer from a shithole where self defense is a cardinal sin for some stupid reason (omg how dare you destroy another persons property for actively destroying yours that is animal cruelty i am fat rich old and ugly and have never had a problem that i could not settle in court for several hundred thousand dollars plus i live in a gated community and ride a limo to work please bleed me out in the streets like the pig i am durrr t. every politician). In the US this is legal without question. You can just walk up to most off leash dogs and shank them for "menacing" you. It is never a question, human life is more valuable than dog life and dogs MUST be controlled. Dogs are not a right and life, liberty, and property are. Although dogs are legally property they are philosophically second class citizens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was probably California

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw live in a small german city
    >thought i would be safe from pitbulls and was until recently
    >some fuckhead in my neighborhood got a pit bull
    Now I have to be extra careful when i go for a walk. Shit sucks. Im scared of just leaving them off my leash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can relate,also german

      >walking down the street
      >see some skinny small women having a pitbull on leash
      >pitbull sees another dog
      >pitbull drags owner

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sharp object to the throat. It's that simple.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    channel <-> chan interlinking is a thing, right?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pitbulls cant even be considered animals, they're killer automatons

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mag dump on sight.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bend over

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to kick hard enough to kill a dog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever tried to kick an aggressive attacking pitbull? let me know how it goes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a pussy ass who can't kick for shit get a crowbar. It'll help dislodge the pit and can double as a weapon for your frail body.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          k, let me know how it goes when you try to kick 3 pitbulls that are mauling you, big guy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3 no can do, 1 very possible.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro a 66 yeat old man fended off 3 pitbulls with a box cutter. A physically fit guy in boots could absolutely do it unarmed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Get a crowbar
          >Innocent nannydog furmissile flying across the park to fuck me, and my pet in the ass
          >Drop down into a squat, start to thrust my crowbar into the air as a threat gesture to stay away
          >Pea-brained murder machine isn't smart enough to back off, and flies headfirst into my industrial grade sceptre of justice
          >Strikes come faster and faster, until my arm is a blur, and the horrible squelching of metal-against-flesh turns into what could only be described as a furious vibrating noise
          >Dog explodes into giblets
          >Look at owner, say nothing, but bunny hop a few times while swinging the bloodied crowbar in the air
          >walk away

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty fuckin gud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good post

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for the laughs anon

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bengal famine, 1943 (colorized)

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ride that red rocket!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bend over, this way I'll only get raped instead of bitten to death then raped.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring a trained Dogo Argentino to put him down if he becomes aggressive.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My intact male Australian boxing deer can handle itself.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when people do that. Literally no one likes it: not the other dogs, not the owners, not the dog himself. Pit bulls are especially prone to being aggressive towards other dogs given they are bred to be that way which is why you should be extra wary of them in dog parks.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldnt be at the pleb park in the first place

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just leave. why would you take a chance on it?
    >b-but i conceal carry!
    >b-but my pocket knife!
    so what, it's still possible that it will attack your dog or yourself before you put it down. not worth the risk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being afraid of a non-poisonous animal that's less than half your weight when you're wielding a deadly weapon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have personally flung a pitbull off my dog and into a wall and he took off howling, but I would still never intentionally take the chance if I can avoid it. It's pointless confrontation and you'll be rewarded with nothing but potential injuries so if you can avoid it you should

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Please be a good, polite boy, Sigfried, ignore that guy

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lets go Wilhelm, lets not associate with them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      I grab my dog and get the fuck out of there asap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rAw0D8l.jpg

      >Please be a good, polite boy, Sigfried, ignore that guy

      A komodo would curbstomp a pitbull right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is yes, unless the pit managed to get a hind leg and tear it off before the dragon could shred the dog’s muscles off, but now that I’m thinking about it, the dragon has bite, claws, and tail swipes, doggy just has bite. I’m betting on the dragon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And it can breathe fire, so there's also that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just about any dog would be blasted pretty thoroughly

        My guess is yes, unless the pit managed to get a hind leg and tear it off before the dragon could shred the dog’s muscles off, but now that I’m thinking about it, the dragon has bite, claws, and tail swipes, doggy just has bite. I’m betting on the dragon

        >unless the pit managed to get a hind leg and tear it off
        The pit’s teeth likely would barely even puncture the skin. Their scales are basically natural chainmail

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, komodos are on a completely different level.
        The pit would probably be the instigator, komodos are not stupid or THAT prey driven, so it would probably hiss and tail swipe at the dog barking at it (one good tail swipe is enough to send a pit flying, though it wouldn't do much actual damage) Now if the pit straight up charged the monitor it would rip and tear the pitbull into the shadow realm. We are talking about 120 pounds of muscle, 4inch claws and a mouthfull of hook like serrated teeth plus anticoagulant saliva.
        Also, from personal experience, I can tell you that their skin is also full of osteoderms and is hard and rough like asphalt, the pit won't be able to bite through shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the skin on a Komodo's neck looks flabby and almost rubbery. It doesn't look like the same rough material as the rest of the skin

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The skin itself is more loose than the rest of the body but it has the same armoured scales over the top, so while you could pull at it it’s still extremely difficult to break

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They have loose skin around the neck area, it has folds but is extremely rough and tough, like the rest of their body.
            T. Someone who scraped the palm of their hand petting a komodo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Someone who scraped the palm of their hand petting a komodo
              How was it? For an animal with such a scary reputation they’re so polite and kinda goofy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are pretty chill. Always took prey from the tongs like civilized fellas. No feeding frenzy shit. They are easily conditioned scaly doggos. They def have the capacity to understand when certain action is appropriate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, all it would take was one bite and the dog would eventually die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        worse than a curbstomp, but sure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this one's an Asian Water Monitor, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good scale doggo

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my intact -trained- male can take him, no probs.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two can play that game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      V. griseus/niloticus posting is my new favourite meme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the virgin Niloticus
        >hunted for its skin
        >kept as a pet
        >submits to nail clipping
        >costs $50
        the Chad griseus
        >worthless skin
        >banned from pet trade for sheer meanness
        >not even close to endangered
        >costs your life

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    squeeze the base of the knot

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    call the police on the owner

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disengage safety

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape it to show it who’s boss.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if not latched on to another dog or too close to people sig p365
    otherwise 4" switchblade.

    i've only had to stab one dog (pitbull) so far and they let go pretty much instantly but it does work. just don't fall for the bludgeon or water meme, they don't stop overly prey-driven dogs like terriers, only regular aggressive ones.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      larp since bludgeons shut a dog down instantly if you hit it in the head

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need to hit around the top/back. Face hits won’t do it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do if you hit them hard enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where did you stab it? in the butthole?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The neck, edge up, got to the spine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surely eye -> brain?

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