*untrained, intact male has entered the no leash park*. What do? Posted on September 5, 2022 by Anonymous *untrained, intact male has entered the no leash park* What do?
You only have one option in these situations.
Sounds like a shitholer from a shithole where self defense is a cardinal sin for some stupid reason (omg how dare you destroy another persons property for actively destroying yours that is animal cruelty i am fat rich old and ugly and have never had a problem that i could not settle in court for several hundred thousand dollars plus i live in a gated community and ride a limo to work please bleed me out in the streets like the pig i am durrr t. every politician). In the US this is legal without question. You can just walk up to most off leash dogs and shank them for "menacing" you. It is never a question, human life is more valuable than dog life and dogs MUST be controlled. Dogs are not a right and life, liberty, and property are. Although dogs are legally property they are philosophically second class citizens.
It was probably California
>tfw live in a small german city
>thought i would be safe from pitbulls and was until recently
>some fuckhead in my neighborhood got a pit bull
Now I have to be extra careful when i go for a walk. Shit sucks. Im scared of just leaving them off my leash.
can relate,also german
>walking down the street
>see some skinny small women having a pitbull on leash
>pitbull sees another dog
>pitbull drags owner
Sharp object to the throat. It's that simple.
channel <-> chan interlinking is a thing, right?
pitbulls cant even be considered animals, they're killer automatons
Mag dump on sight.
Learn how to kick hard enough to kill a dog.
have you ever tried to kick an aggressive attacking pitbull? let me know how it goes
If you're a pussy ass who can't kick for shit get a crowbar. It'll help dislodge the pit and can double as a weapon for your frail body.
k, let me know how it goes when you try to kick 3 pitbulls that are mauling you, big guy
3 no can do, 1 very possible.
Bro a 66 yeat old man fended off 3 pitbulls with a box cutter. A physically fit guy in boots could absolutely do it unarmed.
>Get a crowbar
>Innocent nannydog furmissile flying across the park to fuck me, and my pet in the ass
>Drop down into a squat, start to thrust my crowbar into the air as a threat gesture to stay away
>Pea-brained murder machine isn't smart enough to back off, and flies headfirst into my industrial grade sceptre of justice
>Strikes come faster and faster, until my arm is a blur, and the horrible squelching of metal-against-flesh turns into what could only be described as a furious vibrating noise
>Dog explodes into giblets
>Look at owner, say nothing, but bunny hop a few times while swinging the bloodied crowbar in the air
Pretty fuckin gud
thanks for the laughs anon
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
>bengal famine, 1943 (colorized)
Ride that red rocket!
Bend over, this way I'll only get raped instead of bitten to death then raped.
Bring a trained Dogo Argentino to put him down if he becomes aggressive.
My intact male Australian boxing deer can handle itself.
I hate when people do that. Literally no one likes it: not the other dogs, not the owners, not the dog himself. Pit bulls are especially prone to being aggressive towards other dogs given they are bred to be that way which is why you should be extra wary of them in dog parks.
i wouldnt be at the pleb park in the first place
just leave. why would you take a chance on it?
>b-but i conceal carry!
>b-but my pocket knife!
so what, it's still possible that it will attack your dog or yourself before you put it down. not worth the risk
Imagine being afraid of a non-poisonous animal that's less than half your weight when you're wielding a deadly weapon
I have personally flung a pitbull off my dog and into a wall and he took off howling, but I would still never intentionally take the chance if I can avoid it. It's pointless confrontation and you'll be rewarded with nothing but potential injuries so if you can avoid it you should
>Please be a good, polite boy, Sigfried, ignore that guy
>Lets go Wilhelm, lets not associate with them
I grab my dog and get the fuck out of there asap
A komodo would curbstomp a pitbull right?
My guess is yes, unless the pit managed to get a hind leg and tear it off before the dragon could shred the dog’s muscles off, but now that I’m thinking about it, the dragon has bite, claws, and tail swipes, doggy just has bite. I’m betting on the dragon
And it can breathe fire, so there's also that
Just about any dog would be blasted pretty thoroughly
>unless the pit managed to get a hind leg and tear it off
The pit’s teeth likely would barely even puncture the skin. Their scales are basically natural chainmail
Yes, komodos are on a completely different level.
The pit would probably be the instigator, komodos are not stupid or THAT prey driven, so it would probably hiss and tail swipe at the dog barking at it (one good tail swipe is enough to send a pit flying, though it wouldn't do much actual damage) Now if the pit straight up charged the monitor it would rip and tear the pitbull into the shadow realm. We are talking about 120 pounds of muscle, 4inch claws and a mouthfull of hook like serrated teeth plus anticoagulant saliva.
Also, from personal experience, I can tell you that their skin is also full of osteoderms and is hard and rough like asphalt, the pit won't be able to bite through shit.
the skin on a Komodo's neck looks flabby and almost rubbery. It doesn't look like the same rough material as the rest of the skin
The skin itself is more loose than the rest of the body but it has the same armoured scales over the top, so while you could pull at it it’s still extremely difficult to break
They have loose skin around the neck area, it has folds but is extremely rough and tough, like the rest of their body.
T. Someone who scraped the palm of their hand petting a komodo
>Someone who scraped the palm of their hand petting a komodo
How was it? For an animal with such a scary reputation they’re so polite and kinda goofy
They are pretty chill. Always took prey from the tongs like civilized fellas. No feeding frenzy shit. They are easily conditioned scaly doggos. They def have the capacity to understand when certain action is appropriate.
I mean, all it would take was one bite and the dog would eventually die.
worse than a curbstomp, but sure
this one's an Asian Water Monitor, right?
good scale doggo
my intact -trained- male can take him, no probs.
Two can play that game.
V. griseus/niloticus posting is my new favourite meme
the virgin Niloticus
>hunted for its skin
>kept as a pet
>submits to nail clipping
the Chad griseus
>banned from pet trade for sheer meanness
>not even close to endangered
>costs your life
squeeze the base of the knot
call the police on the owner
Rape it to show it who’s boss.
if not latched on to another dog or too close to people sig p365
otherwise 4" switchblade.
i've only had to stab one dog (pitbull) so far and they let go pretty much instantly but it does work. just don't fall for the bludgeon or water meme, they don't stop overly prey-driven dogs like terriers, only regular aggressive ones.
larp since bludgeons shut a dog down instantly if you hit it in the head
You need to hit around the top/back. Face hits won’t do it.
They do if you hit them hard enough
where did you stab it? in the butthole?
The neck, edge up, got to the spine
Surely eye -> brain?