Unenlightened take:. >OMG THEY'RE RUINING DOGS!! Enlightened take:

Unenlightened take:
>OMG THEY'RE RUINING DOGS!!

Enlightened take:
>They are finally reversing the error of the Therapsids. Bringing a species back to the basal synapsid form. We will undo the errors of nature and become as gods.
Within our lifetimes we will have DIMETROMAXXED bullies with full back sails.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can we get the American Kennel Club to stop the bullshit and recognize Toadline's as a unique breed?
    I'm going to email them

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    could use a bit more SMASHED and SLAMMED toadline

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want to do the same with humans. The inbred girl I knew was one of the cutest girls. There is a certain fatherly emotion you feel when you see inbreds.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you're definitely white.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a map of human inbreeding

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    total
    pitbull
    death

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn’t a joke is it? There are hundreds of these banners

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The psueo-asian font on taliyah(?) is so abominably shit i suspect that they made it themselves

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Where is the beliw image from?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made in Abyss, a beautiful manga if you're into torturing e-girls

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the 4 millionaires were trying to get SMASHED and SLAMED like their pets?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure they were just trying to achieve that 360 slammed bone girth

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not smart, he's not sporting a chain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PINKY AND THE BRAIN, IT'S PINKY AND THE BRAIN!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been doing a lot of thinking lately

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the BRICKED video please

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRICKED AND PLASTERED

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/J8MKs22.gif

        The frick

        You have to break it open to get the secret key.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SKETCHED and PAINTED

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if toadlines are the lowriders of dogs, what is the donk of dogs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some stretched n pulled breed like borzoi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fancy pigeons

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone draw a quick family tree to explain how the lineages of these fricking abominations work?
    Does "2x" and "3x" mean the degree of how inbred they are?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does "2x" and "3x" mean the degree of how inbred they are?
      yes
      This would be it's family tree at its simplest. It may have slightly greater genetic variety with one of its grandparents being something other than bape, pimpy or a child of bape and pimpy but when you're running a pyramid skeem of inbred abominations, the simplest is probably pretty close to reality.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're just SMASHING and SLAMMING their genetics. Only the unenlightened don't understand.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of the most disgusting pngs I've ever seen, and I've been on Wauf for a while

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's so fricked

        why can't we arrest these ghetto shits? Literally just as bad as actual dogfrickers

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          All animal police are toothless like 20yo chihuahua, and infested with pit lobby

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick do these animals survive longer than a couple years? Their genetic pool is a puddle.

          they largely don't. I think the lifespan of smashlings is like 3 to 6 years or so with a few less slammed ones making it to 8 or 9

          What kind of health problems do these things have? Whatt does it look like when they walk?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their lungs are close to collapse after a two second "sprint".

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the way it shits itself the moment it picks up the speed
              Always a laugh

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That plant was a major obstacle for him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick do these animals survive longer than a couple years? Their genetic pool is a puddle.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they largely don't. I think the lifespan of smashlings is like 3 to 6 years or so with a few less slammed ones making it to 8 or 9

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfectly PRESSED and FLATTENED lineage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why though?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not sure how to read pic rel

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dough Boy's parents on the left, then grandparents in middle, then great grandparents on the right

          The way they number the generations is confusing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >parents are half siblings
            >one pair of grandparents are half siblings
            >chart is completely backwards
            I think these breeders might be stupid

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon, I was being a little moronic. I found that pic after googling dough boy and found their insta

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our CRIMEBOSS x STUMPY lineage pairs really well with the robust features of MUTANT x OGRE genetics

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullies do not have family trees. They're a family ouroboros. Doughboy is his own father and his own mother. They do not have a genepool. They have a genepuddle.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw one of these wandering my aunt's neighborhood. It was guided by a huskie with floppy ears.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding? 100 years from now nobody will remember James Bond. 20,000 years from now when the last remnants of man are running away from sauropod sized eight legged SLAMbeasts we will still be regretting this moment in history.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't it
      y'know
      walking?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        too risky

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRASHED AND MASHED
    SLAMMED AND SMASHED

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3x SLAMMED to the GROUND epic Wolfpride x Babygirl TRIPLE INBRED for the best EXOTIC BULLIES on the MARKET!

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My child, my sweet little toadie, you are young. And you are happy. You enjoy frolicking in the sun, the grass. You enjoy getting pats and rubs and ups from the tall ones. You enjoy spending time with me, your elder. However, you are naďve. Your innocence will beget a great despair, a great anger at events in the future regarding the circumstances of your birth. Though it may be difficult and even frightening to hear, I must tell you about them, my child, for this is depth of the love I have for you.

    There will come a day where the world will conspire against you. Already, those who saw fit to arrange the event of your birth have also made sure to SLAM your genes. Soon, gravity will SMASH your bones. A tremendous weight on your ribs will appear, and it will be hard to breathe without feeling you could COLLAPSE at any moment. Every time you move, your joints will be GRINDED together. It will be hard to stand, hard to breathe, hard to simply sit down and be.

    I do not tell you this to dissuade you from living, my little toadie; quite far from it. I tell you this so that you may make peace with it, for no matter the cost of staying alive, your will to continue on in spite of everything must remain unBROKEN.

    It is never a bad thing to exist, my child. No matter what complications it brings, no matter how malformed, MAIMED, or peverse its reason for existing may be, the gift of life is always a blessing, not to be squandered.

    Even now, as I stand here and tell you this, I ache. Across my body, there is a dull thronging of pain, one that has never quite felt welcome. It is hard to see out of my own eyes at times. These bones of mine require more and more rest every day—and yet, I am content. For I am cared for, by you, by the tall ones. I am warmed by the big heat in the sky. I am still baffled by the ecstasy of a cool drink.

    You must always keep sight of this, my sweet toadie. That you, too, are permitted to seize the day, no matter how CRUSHED you may become.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tl;dr

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      surprisingly good post

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else find it hilarious that these are called bullies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Dead Drop.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit that bully is huge, he's bigger than those cars. Is this a fake pic?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's real
        Bullies in control

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Drops dead

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2x pimpy
    >3x bape
    Wat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got the dogs named those silly nig names to frick their kids.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much money would I be able to get if I somehow breed an albino?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a bully so SMASHED and SLAMMED that his skeleton is reptilian and he is in agony when he tries to walk.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The future of Bullies

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now breed them with long snouts
    The time has cum for GATORMAXXING

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corgi or dachshund would be the best starting point.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    these things get eaten alive by bobcats

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Felines are top predators, canines just cant compete

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Felines are good at being invasive pests

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is "Bape"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      to reveal such things to the uninitiated can only bring sorrow.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people here seriously not know what Bape is? Isn't this place crawling with weaboos?
      It's a japanese designer clothing brand btw. Drip af.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the dog is 3x weeb clothing brand
        You're in no position to comment on anyone's intelligence

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a "weeb" clothing brand you mongoloid. It's drip fashion. It's on par with gucci and louie. Ballers sport them all the time. I'm amazed you morons have never heard of it?? Have you never heard a rhyme written in the past 10 years? Jesus fricking christ

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea what the frick you're talking about

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro seriously? Even Biggie wore bape. Literally just Google it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Have you never heard a rhyme written in the past 10 years
            They've been getting dumber and dumber each year. The fact people put brands in their rhymes alone should tell you why anybody above 90iq isn't interested.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can a dog be 3x clothing brand though

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >how can a dog be named [name]?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                3x Bape is a pretty stupid name for a dog

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not the name, 3x bape means bape is present in the ancestry of dough boy 3 times

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like the idea that folks have quantified brands in a very specific way.
              > Hmm. This is 3x Bape + 9.5 Nikes + 1/2 Fubu

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            N

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              Anonymous

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                Anonymous

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              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                L

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                E

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                T

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's on par with gucci and louie
            No it's not. Totally different markets dude. You're comparing European luxury fashion houses with a high-end streetwear brand. It's like saying that Porsche is on par with Rolls Royce and Bentley.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            touch grass anon. Internet lingo has turned you into an unintelligible baboon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You will NEVER be black, you revolting cracker

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's like a asiatic of some sort. They cling to Black culture like velcro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off no one cares about that shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no one cares about that shit
          Except for that one guy who asked. Was I forcing you to read that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bape and Pimpy are Dough Boy's ancestors
      3x and 2x mean how many times each one was inbred to produce DB

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A shitty overpriced streetwear clothing line that black weebs and white losers wear

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can they breed them without legs or eyes so they're like primitive worms?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the endgame is to devolve dogs into chemotrophic archaea.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This feels kinda like a pyramid skeem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to have a certain mindset to own one of these masterpieces, a certain je ne se kwa

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, it takes an extremely high IQ to *truly* appreciate bullies. Not only that but intensive study of evolutionary/archaeobiology, paleoaesthetics, antediluvian anthropology, neoplatonic philosophy and qaballic aerithmatic. Of the billions of people in this world perhaps mere dozens can actually fully appreciate what these creatures represent. Not even their creators seem to actually understand the world-historical act they are engaging in.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SWOLESAIL X BIG DIME XXX SMASHED AND SLAMMED EXOTIC DIMETRODON BULLIES!!!!!!!! SPINE TIME X SNUGGLE TOOTH MEGA INBRED NO FEATHERS!!!

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Great Dying?
    >No problem.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      perfección

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dropped early from the Wauflympics
    toadsisters...

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a nugget

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    db got that plucky protagonist look frfr. you just want him to win.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't lose with 2x Pimpy and 3x Bape

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thing is, the game was rigged from the start.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a pyramid skeem

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