Unenlightened take:
>OMG THEY'RE RUINING DOGS!!
Enlightened take:
>They are finally reversing the error of the Therapsids. Bringing a species back to the basal synapsid form. We will undo the errors of nature and become as gods.
Within our lifetimes we will have DIMETROMAXXED bullies with full back sails.
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How can we get the American Kennel Club to stop the bullshit and recognize Toadline's as a unique breed?
I'm going to email them
could use a bit more SMASHED and SLAMMED toadline
I kinda want to do the same with humans. The inbred girl I knew was one of the cutest girls. There is a certain fatherly emotion you feel when you see inbreds.
Lol you're definitely white.
Here's a map of human inbreeding
total
pitbull
death
This isn’t a joke is it? There are hundreds of these banners
The psueo-asian font on taliyah(?) is so abominably shit i suspect that they made it themselves
Kek. Where is the beliw image from?
Made in Abyss, a beautiful manga if you're into torturing e-girls
Do you think the 4 millionaires were trying to get SMASHED and SLAMED like their pets?
I'm sure they were just trying to achieve that 360 slammed bone girth
Not smart, he's not sporting a chain
PINKY AND THE BRAIN, IT'S PINKY AND THE BRAIN!
>I've been doing a lot of thinking lately
Someone post the BRICKED video please
BRICKED AND PLASTERED
The frick
You have to break it open to get the secret key.
SKETCHED and PAINTED
if toadlines are the lowriders of dogs, what is the donk of dogs?
Some stretched n pulled breed like borzoi
fancy pigeons
Can someone draw a quick family tree to explain how the lineages of these fricking abominations work?
Does "2x" and "3x" mean the degree of how inbred they are?
>Does "2x" and "3x" mean the degree of how inbred they are?
yes
This would be it's family tree at its simplest. It may have slightly greater genetic variety with one of its grandparents being something other than bape, pimpy or a child of bape and pimpy but when you're running a pyramid skeem of inbred abominations, the simplest is probably pretty close to reality.
They're just SMASHING and SLAMMING their genetics. Only the unenlightened don't understand.
This is one of the most disgusting pngs I've ever seen, and I've been on Wauf for a while
that's so fricked
why can't we arrest these ghetto shits? Literally just as bad as actual dogfrickers
All animal police are toothless like 20yo chihuahua, and infested with pit lobby
What kind of health problems do these things have? Whatt does it look like when they walk?
Their lungs are close to collapse after a two second "sprint".
>the way it shits itself the moment it picks up the speed
Always a laugh
That plant was a major obstacle for him.
How the frick do these animals survive longer than a couple years? Their genetic pool is a puddle.
they largely don't. I think the lifespan of smashlings is like 3 to 6 years or so with a few less slammed ones making it to 8 or 9
Perfectly PRESSED and FLATTENED lineage
Why though?
I am not sure how to read pic rel
Dough Boy's parents on the left, then grandparents in middle, then great grandparents on the right
The way they number the generations is confusing
>parents are half siblings
>one pair of grandparents are half siblings
>chart is completely backwards
I think these breeders might be stupid
Thanks anon, I was being a little moronic. I found that pic after googling dough boy and found their insta
Our CRIMEBOSS x STUMPY lineage pairs really well with the robust features of MUTANT x OGRE genetics
Bullies do not have family trees. They're a family ouroboros. Doughboy is his own father and his own mother. They do not have a genepool. They have a genepuddle.
I saw one of these wandering my aunt's neighborhood. It was guided by a huskie with floppy ears.
why the frick did they make a movie poster for a dog? is he the next James Bond or some shit?
Are you kidding? 100 years from now nobody will remember James Bond. 20,000 years from now when the last remnants of man are running away from sauropod sized eight legged SLAMbeasts we will still be regretting this moment in history.
Why isn't it
y'know
walking?
too risky
CRASHED AND MASHED
SLAMMED AND SMASHED
3x SLAMMED to the GROUND epic Wolfpride x Babygirl TRIPLE INBRED for the best EXOTIC BULLIES on the MARKET!
My child, my sweet little toadie, you are young. And you are happy. You enjoy frolicking in the sun, the grass. You enjoy getting pats and rubs and ups from the tall ones. You enjoy spending time with me, your elder. However, you are naďve. Your innocence will beget a great despair, a great anger at events in the future regarding the circumstances of your birth. Though it may be difficult and even frightening to hear, I must tell you about them, my child, for this is depth of the love I have for you.
There will come a day where the world will conspire against you. Already, those who saw fit to arrange the event of your birth have also made sure to SLAM your genes. Soon, gravity will SMASH your bones. A tremendous weight on your ribs will appear, and it will be hard to breathe without feeling you could COLLAPSE at any moment. Every time you move, your joints will be GRINDED together. It will be hard to stand, hard to breathe, hard to simply sit down and be.
I do not tell you this to dissuade you from living, my little toadie; quite far from it. I tell you this so that you may make peace with it, for no matter the cost of staying alive, your will to continue on in spite of everything must remain unBROKEN.
It is never a bad thing to exist, my child. No matter what complications it brings, no matter how malformed, MAIMED, or peverse its reason for existing may be, the gift of life is always a blessing, not to be squandered.
Even now, as I stand here and tell you this, I ache. Across my body, there is a dull thronging of pain, one that has never quite felt welcome. It is hard to see out of my own eyes at times. These bones of mine require more and more rest every day—and yet, I am content. For I am cared for, by you, by the tall ones. I am warmed by the big heat in the sky. I am still baffled by the ecstasy of a cool drink.
You must always keep sight of this, my sweet toadie. That you, too, are permitted to seize the day, no matter how CRUSHED you may become.
Tl;dr
Lel
kino..
surprisingly good post
Does anyone else find it hilarious that these are called bullies?
No
For me, it's Dead Drop.
holy shit that bully is huge, he's bigger than those cars. Is this a fake pic?
It's real
Bullies in control
>Drops dead
>2x pimpy
>3x bape
Wat.
They got the dogs named those silly nig names to frick their kids.
How much money would I be able to get if I somehow breed an albino?
I want a bully so SMASHED and SLAMMED that his skeleton is reptilian and he is in agony when he tries to walk.
The future of Bullies
Now breed them with long snouts
The time has cum for GATORMAXXING
Corgi or dachshund would be the best starting point.
these things get eaten alive by bobcats
Felines are top predators, canines just cant compete
Felines are good at being invasive pests
what is "Bape"
to reveal such things to the uninitiated can only bring sorrow.
Do people here seriously not know what Bape is? Isn't this place crawling with weaboos?
It's a japanese designer clothing brand btw. Drip af.
>the dog is 3x weeb clothing brand
You're in no position to comment on anyone's intelligence
It's not a "weeb" clothing brand you mongoloid. It's drip fashion. It's on par with gucci and louie. Ballers sport them all the time. I'm amazed you morons have never heard of it?? Have you never heard a rhyme written in the past 10 years? Jesus fricking christ
I have no idea what the frick you're talking about
Bro seriously? Even Biggie wore bape. Literally just Google it
>Have you never heard a rhyme written in the past 10 years
They've been getting dumber and dumber each year. The fact people put brands in their rhymes alone should tell you why anybody above 90iq isn't interested.
How can a dog be 3x clothing brand though
>how can a dog be named [name]?
3x Bape is a pretty stupid name for a dog
It's not the name, 3x bape means bape is present in the ancestry of dough boy 3 times
I like the idea that folks have quantified brands in a very specific way.
> Hmm. This is 3x Bape + 9.5 Nikes + 1/2 Fubu
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>It's on par with gucci and louie
No it's not. Totally different markets dude. You're comparing European luxury fashion houses with a high-end streetwear brand. It's like saying that Porsche is on par with Rolls Royce and Bentley.
touch grass anon. Internet lingo has turned you into an unintelligible baboon
You will NEVER be black, you revolting cracker
He's like a asiatic of some sort. They cling to Black culture like velcro.
Frick off no one cares about that shit
>no one cares about that shit
Except for that one guy who asked. Was I forcing you to read that?
Bape and Pimpy are Dough Boy's ancestors
3x and 2x mean how many times each one was inbred to produce DB
A shitty overpriced streetwear clothing line that black weebs and white losers wear
Can they breed them without legs or eyes so they're like primitive worms?
the endgame is to devolve dogs into chemotrophic archaea.
This feels kinda like a pyramid skeem
You have to have a certain mindset to own one of these masterpieces, a certain je ne se kwa
to be fair, it takes an extremely high IQ to *truly* appreciate bullies. Not only that but intensive study of evolutionary/archaeobiology, paleoaesthetics, antediluvian anthropology, neoplatonic philosophy and qaballic aerithmatic. Of the billions of people in this world perhaps mere dozens can actually fully appreciate what these creatures represent. Not even their creators seem to actually understand the world-historical act they are engaging in.
SWOLESAIL X BIG DIME XXX SMASHED AND SLAMMED EXOTIC DIMETRODON BULLIES!!!!!!!! SPINE TIME X SNUGGLE TOOTH MEGA INBRED NO FEATHERS!!!
>Great Dying?
>No problem.
perfección
>dropped early from the Wauflympics
toadsisters...
What a nugget
db got that plucky protagonist look frfr. you just want him to win.
you can't lose with 2x Pimpy and 3x Bape
thing is, the game was rigged from the start.
Its a pyramid skeem