on my daily walk i see these two dogs are always out in a guy’s backyard. they are really mean and always bark at me. how can i make them like me? i was thinking of giving them peanut butter. evil route: i give them chocolate and kill them
two aggressive dogs
>these dogs bark a lot
>OOGA BOOGA KILL THEM
Buy a big tub of milkbones or other cheapo dog treats. Every time you walk by just toss a few over the fence. Within a few days they'll begin to remember you and won't bark. After a week or two of doing it they'll probably eat right out of your hand. Dogs are pretty good at remembering people.
The thing is, they weren't after me. They were fixated on my dog. The worst that would've happened to me was redirected aggression.
Is that a serious question? I have a nasty roundhouse kick as well with steel toe timberlands, this way I don't sacrifice my arms/hands.
>These two dogs in someone else's backyard will bark at me from behind a fence when I get too close, should I fricking murder them?
>No, I'm not going to mind my own business, I'm going to frick with someone else's dog.
Psychopathic and narcissistic behavior
i was joking about that part. idiot
Stare at them, ideally until they stop barking. Stare at them everytime you pass by, don't break eye contact. Worked with every c**t dog in my neighborhood.
>neanderthal looking anon
>hulking across the street
>come across grouchy terrier thing yapping from a tied bike lock stand
>hits them with their soulless Hominid death stare
>terrier feels senses an alien and malicious presence it hat not felt from its human fur mamas before
>falls into a horrified silence and slowly death rattles in place
>anon walks away without breaking eye contact, like some canine equivalent of a cryptid
>newspapers report on unusual occurrences of canine spontaneous heart attacks
This but unironically.
T. Almost got mailed by two pit bulls walking my basset. Stared at them and stood my ground and they eventually fricked off.
homie if it's stupid but it works, it aint stupid.
You dont do shit and mind your own buisness. Those dogs are likely neurotic due to poor socialisation and no matter what you do you will likely get fricked up by them. As for killing them, why? They are behind a fence and you are aggravating them to begin with by trying to engage. If they were a potential public harm it would make sense, but it sounds like you are just being a gay.
>Those dogs are likely neurotic due to poor socialisation
The absolute moronation of you people. They're dogs. They're protecting their territory. It is an inbuilt compulsion from millennia of breeding. The moment you go inside the fence they're likely all kisses and gumdrops.
>The moment you go inside the fence they're likely all kisses and gumdrops.
You first.
I will. I used to volunteer at an inner city animal shelter and was the go to guy to put on the bite armor.
>bite armor
Thats a thing?
More than breeding, its wolf instinct
They sound like huskies.
frick off
You are most likely wrong.
Dogs barking at strangers is a sign of the owners caging them insife all day like fricking plushies
1. im not a gay 2. i dont like minding my own business 3. i want them to be friends with me
The straightforward answer we all needed
>im not a gay
>i dont like minding my own business
Pick one bro