two aggressive dogs

on my daily walk i see these two dogs are always out in a guy’s backyard. they are really mean and always bark at me. how can i make them like me? i was thinking of giving them peanut butter. evil route: i give them chocolate and kill them

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >these dogs bark a lot
    >OOGA BOOGA KILL THEM

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a big tub of milkbones or other cheapo dog treats. Every time you walk by just toss a few over the fence. Within a few days they'll begin to remember you and won't bark. After a week or two of doing it they'll probably eat right out of your hand. Dogs are pretty good at remembering people.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    The thing is, they weren't after me. They were fixated on my dog. The worst that would've happened to me was redirected aggression.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    Is that a serious question? I have a nasty roundhouse kick as well with steel toe timberlands, this way I don't sacrifice my arms/hands.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >These two dogs in someone else's backyard will bark at me from behind a fence when I get too close, should I fricking murder them?
    >No, I'm not going to mind my own business, I'm going to frick with someone else's dog.
    Psychopathic and narcissistic behavior

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i was joking about that part. idiot

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stare at them, ideally until they stop barking. Stare at them everytime you pass by, don't break eye contact. Worked with every c**t dog in my neighborhood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >neanderthal looking anon
      >hulking across the street
      >come across grouchy terrier thing yapping from a tied bike lock stand
      >hits them with their soulless Hominid death stare
      >terrier feels senses an alien and malicious presence it hat not felt from its human fur mamas before
      >falls into a horrified silence and slowly death rattles in place
      >anon walks away without breaking eye contact, like some canine equivalent of a cryptid
      >newspapers report on unusual occurrences of canine spontaneous heart attacks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically.
        T. Almost got mailed by two pit bulls walking my basset. Stared at them and stood my ground and they eventually fricked off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie if it's stupid but it works, it aint stupid.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You dont do shit and mind your own buisness. Those dogs are likely neurotic due to poor socialisation and no matter what you do you will likely get fricked up by them. As for killing them, why? They are behind a fence and you are aggravating them to begin with by trying to engage. If they were a potential public harm it would make sense, but it sounds like you are just being a gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Those dogs are likely neurotic due to poor socialisation
      The absolute moronation of you people. They're dogs. They're protecting their territory. It is an inbuilt compulsion from millennia of breeding. The moment you go inside the fence they're likely all kisses and gumdrops.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The moment you go inside the fence they're likely all kisses and gumdrops.
        You first.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will. I used to volunteer at an inner city animal shelter and was the go to guy to put on the bite armor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >bite armor
            Thats a thing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More than breeding, its wolf instinct

        They sound like huskies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          frick off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are most likely wrong.
        Dogs barking at strangers is a sign of the owners caging them insife all day like fricking plushies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1. im not a gay 2. i dont like minding my own business 3. i want them to be friends with me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The straightforward answer we all needed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >im not a gay
        >i dont like minding my own business

        Pick one bro

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