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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about this story is so fricking upsetting. He shouldn't have been there as some weird rich lady's fun trophy pet in the first place.

    Also chimps are genuinely fricking scary to me. They're cool animals but I can't for the life of me figure out why so many people find them particularly cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. Amazing animals, but they don't belong in our (admittedly shitty) world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People seem to view them as some sort of surrogate child I think. You gotta buy them diapers and everything, plus they live a pretty long time too, right?
      To me it seems like having an incredibly strong moron kid but I guess that appeals to some people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this. Here's travis as a child actor:

        Eventually he became ugly as shit but by then his owner was already attached to him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Quite literally
        >Jerome died from cancer in 2004, and the Herolds' only child died in a car accident in 2000; as a result, Sandra Herold regarded Travis almost as a surrogate son and pampered him.[11][13] Sandra slept and bathed with Travis, saying after his death, "I'm, like, hollow now. He slept with me every night. Until you've eaten with a chimp and bathed with a chimp, you don't know a chimp."[17][18]
        This woman was pretty fricked up. She died about a year after the incident, probably related to high blood pressure and drugs.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tilikum did everything right.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bokito did nothing wrong

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Over weight
    >Going through Xanax withdraws
    >Not respected and treated like a toy
    That b***h got what she fricking deserved.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is going on here?
    clue me in brothers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be nice fat old ape
      >idiot owner decides to invite her c**t friend over
      >slips you a xanny in your food
      >barring out hard when the b***h pulls up
      >she immediately grabs your tickle me elmo doll
      >everything goes blank for a few seconds
      >killed the b***h and ripped off your owner's arm
      >suddenly YOU'RE the bad guy
      Uh-oh!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for frick sake
        thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for frick sake
        thanks

        He didn't kill her, just rearranged her face into a bloody eyeless pulp and rip both her hands clean off her wrists. She's alive and had facial reconstruction done, google it if you have the stomach for it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was so bad multiple surgeons involved in the attempt at salvaging as much as they could had to get therapy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)
      a child star who couldn't handle the fame

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tyvm

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Travis is a testament to the fact that SSRI's are dangerous substances that shouldn't be fed to anyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Travis took Xanax, completely different class of drug than SSRIs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As someone on 200mg of Zoloft since I was like 12 and who has had crippling depression and suicidal thoughts every day my entire life I hope these people burn in hell.
        Depression and having to take meds so you don't fricking have a nice day is not some cute fricking thing to brag about.

        It's from tiktok so the correct response is to not give them the attention they so desperately desire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As someone on 200mg of Zoloft since I was like 12 and who has had crippling depression and suicidal thoughts every day my entire life I hope these people burn in hell.
      Depression and having to take meds so you don't fricking have a nice day is not some cute fricking thing to brag about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >200mg of Zoloft since the age of 12
        Child abuse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not always 200mg I started at like 50 then jumped to 100 at 13, 150 at 14 and then 200 at 15.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I swear to god those things are over diagnosed. I was forced to take them when I was a kid even though I didn’t have depression and I think it gave me autism.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play the 911 call while listening to DKC music or Rajang's theme
    Just trust me

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    b***h had it coming, she stole his elmo toy

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The chimp equivalent of a school shooter
    Someone should have given him a gun, one victim wasn't enough

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well he did eat that lady's hand and face.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was literally the fat cheetos and video game addicted nerd who lives with his mom character... RIP Travis you will be missed

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He fricked around and found out. There's only space for one species of hominidae at the top.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not having space for cute cuddly gibbons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God, Willhelm was such a cuck. He did absolutely nothing during the war

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He did absolutely nothing during the war
        What was he supposed to do, take a ship to England and kick his cousin in the nuts or something?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he drugged?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Travis "Lil Xan" The Chimp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so was George Floyd. You think he deserved it too?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would like to see Travis vs George Floyd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Travis was on a little bit of xanax. Breathless floyd was on multiple lethal doses of half the drugs known to man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pongos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *Palm oil farmers

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