TOTAL SEAGULL DEATH

Kill seagulls. Behead seagulls. Roundhouse kick a seagull into the concrete. Slam dunk a seagull chick into the trashcan. Crucify filthy seagulls. Defecate in a seagull’s food. Launch seagulls into the sun. Stir fry seagulls in a wok. Toss seagulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a seagull’s nest. Judo throw seagulls into a wood chipper.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tums and water does the trick I believe.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live on an island and don’t remember the last time I’ve seen one of these. Very strange.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they all fricked off to the great lakes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bad luck to kill a seabird

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like seagulls and you’re a gay who can only whinge. I’ll keep donating chips to the gull cause for now I think, sorry OP!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don’t eat your food near them dumbass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you VILL share with seagulls
      you VILL be happy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cope and seethe

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    this is disgustingly psychopathic, and i am 100% team kill all seagulls

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill seagulls.
    No
    > Behead seagulls
    No
    >Roundhouse kick a seagull into the concrete
    No
    >Slam dunk a seagull chick into the trashcan
    No
    >Crucify filthy seagulls.
    No
    > Defecate in a seagull’s food
    They do it themselves
    >Launch seagulls into the sun
    No
    >. Stir fry seagulls in a wok.
    No
    >Toss seagulls into active volcanoes.
    Birds fly duh
    >Urinate into a seagull’s nest.
    Do it. Ill laugh when you'd have no penis
    >Judo throw seagulls into a wood chipper.
    No
    >Lick seagull cloaca
    yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day immediately

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no. if anything i die on shitter or hugging shitter from salmonella and e-coli

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no. if anything i die on shitter or hugging shitter from salmonella and e-coli

      Would the seagull enjoy it at least?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        most likely

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the cute raspy chirps they make, but those loud calls are terrible.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Die.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. that rabbit that got vored by a seagull

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