Kill seagulls. Behead seagulls. Roundhouse kick a seagull into the concrete. Slam dunk a seagull chick into the trashcan. Crucify filthy seagulls. Defecate in a seagull’s food. Launch seagulls into the sun. Stir fry seagulls in a wok. Toss seagulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a seagull’s nest. Judo throw seagulls into a wood chipper.