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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are americans so obsessed with shitbulls?
    Is it because they're poor and "rescue dogs" are all shitmixes?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump. I love gawking at the morons that breed these things.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how far it can go from here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It needs to coil around just a little bit more.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope all pitbulls in 5-10 years are bred into these. You’d see annual dog fatalities drop by 90 percent.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We live in a SKEEM.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you get when you cross an inbred bully with a wigger that treats him like very expensive trash?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has SMASHING and SLAMMING gone too far?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just fluid build up you posted.
      Not real Slammnyan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When the bullydog isn't able to catch the child it deploys multiple bullycats to ensure the child is caught so it's soul can be extracted as punishment for twisting mother natures perfection

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Related to the thread

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As tragic as their fates are I can't wait to see how inbred these frickers will get in the next few decades. At what point will the survivability rate be so low that they'll die out?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Forbes $$$$$

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      live breedings?
      are they unironically doing dog porn on instagram live

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are, they can't breed naturally so they jerk him off (I guess?)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy kek
          these freak dog owners deserve having to jerk these abominations off

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They enjoy doing it dude.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love how they announce their breeding sessions.
            I hope they all die from hunger

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting on those SLAMPIGbulls

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh manlets? hello? we already got those

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should create SMASHED and SLAMMED humans to use as soldiers in wars

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of crimes does someone have to commit to be reincarnated as a toadline bully?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stuff like this makes me wish we put breeding regulations somehow, Frickers can't be trusted with to much freedom or they'll make dogs into toads.
    Godless heathens wishing to ruin his world with these mockeries instead of just co evolution like what was planned.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just dogs
      oh lord, and this young man has not even seen the fancy inbred birds yet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's even going on here?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sadly they wouldn't work because toadline breeders aren't exactly law abiding citizens, they're not even certified by any akc standards

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Graft a cabbage on their back and you'll get the closest thing to an IRL Bulbasaur,,,

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        saved

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have another one anon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he also be stacked on them IV's

  19. 11 months ago
    Too wide

    Too wide

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the breeder of this fine specimen just found himself on youtube getting his head punched into the pavement by cops

    >My boy Wrath of the Fallen! Phoking Magic Mike X Tamayo Bullys-TripleM Mother of Demons Lilith. Magic Mike son, Rocko and Riot Luciano Grandson. 2x Eminent’s Boss 2x GrCh Rocko Ch Lucky Luciano Dual Ch Riot Luciano ABB Clicquot Louis V Dax Blood This boy is 15 inch’s atw, with a 20 inch head and neck! This boy is definitely going to do great things. He has 5 slots open at the moment with possible pup back offers. Tap in tap in tap in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Drunk Man
      smashed
      >Punched by Cop After Resisting Arrest
      slammed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Phoking Magic Mike X Tamayo Bullys-TripleM Mother of Demons Lilith. Magic Mike son, Rocko and Riot Luciano Grandson. 2x Eminent’s Boss 2x GrCh Rocko Ch Lucky Luciano Dual Ch Riot Luciano ABB Clicquot Louis V Dax Blood
      I hate breeders.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he TANKED that taser jeez

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are the BEST DOGS ever!!!

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are BAD DOGS
    >:(

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dysgenics is good when it's done to pitbulls.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wauf hates pitbulls more than /misc/ hates minorities

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We love em if they're SQUASHED AND SLAMMED GIGAMUTANT TRIPLE INBRED

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slammed threads made me actually have mercy on them, I can't hate them anymore, I want them away from kids but healthy too

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have yet to see any of these dogs run or play.

    I'm almost tempted to buy one at this point like a collectors item. Its like owning a snake. No real interactivity, you just observe it and show it off to friends until it dies in the corner.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys aren't pitbulls cool?
      >but cars are also pretty cool right?
      >what if... what if... ok hear me out... PITBULL WITH CAR?????? HOLY SHIT IM CUUUUMMING

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rehabilitate abused dogs and pitbulls by far get the worst treatment from humans when they get tortured/fight in rings. Pits do have a sweet side to them but you have to be tough and smart at reading their body language.
    I wouldn’t let one run around without a leash in a populated area of course, but that’s true for tons of other dog breeds and anyone with experience knows this. Pitbull haters actually hate most animals I’ve found, or have zero idea how to train or raise one in general. Real dog trainers know each breed of dog has different requirements for care and enrichment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most pitbulls that snap and kill a child are raised from pups by loving families.

      They view human beings as prey.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you even have a single stat to back this up? or am I playing Arthur's Fact or Opinion here?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They view human beings as prey.

        Well aren't ya?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe this breed is instead one known to maul other animals first and foremost, not people first unlike some dog breeds, they're still not a good dog breed to own for domestic purposes, they're baiting dogs for bears and large animals not for compagnionship with your toddler...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fully incapable of mauling anyone
    Based Slambulls

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I round up stray pit bulls in the ghetto and release them in the prole/republican neighborhoods in my area. anyone with a US flag gets a pit bull dropped off. same for Trump yard signs, you get a pit bull.
    SUV with don't tread on me/MAGA/anti-abortion bumper stickers in the driveway? YOU get a pit bull.
    free pit bull relocation services. doing my part to help out the community.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the free targets for practice bub. Too bad you probably can't do the same lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pretty elaborate way of shooting pitbulls

      I believe this breed is instead one known to maul other animals first and foremost, not people first unlike some dog breeds, they're still not a good dog breed to own for domestic purposes, they're baiting dogs for bears and large animals not for compagnionship with your toddler...

      Dogs dont actually know that humans aren't animals which is why dogs that attack large, dangerous animals also attack people

      People are large dangerous animals. If it goes after anything but an skittish herbivore or a tiny vermin thing like a cat/skunk, its fricked, put it down.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only thing drippin... is dat oil
      SADAAM SIGNATURES
      matter fact

      homie was Baath-ized not Baptized

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm suprised nobody has named these dogs like an isekai title.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Konoslamma: Cumrags Blessing on This Wonderful World

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the irl version of breeding Mordor orcs

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT PINKY, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can maul toddlers with telekinesis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ay chihuahua

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the lifespan of these things?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      long enough to breed them with their parents for some extra SMASHED litters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >breed them with their parents
        .......seriously? What the FUUUUUUCK

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with that. It’s progressive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simultaneously too short and too long.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/009sYOw.png

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me or does it feel like the toadline is a crude attempt to reinvent the Old English Bulldog?
      Possibly the Old English Bulldog is not good enough for fighting?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the dog so smashed and slammed its legs splay out like the scuttlebug in Super Mario 64. Just give me an absolute wreck of a toady that can't even walk on its own.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Dr. Dwamn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for Crimeboss

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone have the meme of these bad boys with stats and their special abilities? it's too fricking good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all look miserable, rolling time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to Toad 1?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        slammed too hard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who do you think runs this pyramid skeem from the shadows?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me. I do. Toad 1 died of an OD in 1997.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should pay for what happened to staypuft
      RIP in peace my angel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Staypuft has been confirmed as missing - not dead. I know my boy is still alive out there somewhere, probably being milked for his fresh and frozen semen…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gimme Whiteout

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Staypuft. He never did come home... ;_;

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im snarf
      Check em

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gambino chads, rise up!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CRIMEBOSS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollando

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHEMICAL SYNTHESIS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        GHETTO SCIENCE
        POWERED BY MALICE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rollin for my boy Gambino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling!
      How many of those dogs are still alive by now btw?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ROLLLL!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crimeboss chads stay winning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      99 get!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rollerino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for crimeboss

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for Toad 2 because he looks handsome and VERY polite.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RepoMan or Staypuft

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      rolling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gambino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crimeboss, the MOST BOGGED toadline pitty to ever ROAM THE EARTH

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shivs smashed squatted homosexual breeds in the neck
    Nuffin personal c**t

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the fact that all Toadline posters have the same manner of typing. All this is missing is randomly capitalized words.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their brains were assimilated by the pyramid skeem

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Run on sentences
        >CumRag
        >Missed 10 breedings in 72 hours
        >Bunch of hashtags at the end
        Jesus, what a dumpster fire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/009sYOw.png

      This is beyond parody.
      A joke so twisted it's taken seriously by those who make it.
      Life is beautiful yet it's suffering.
      But there is no beauty in this suffering. Only the painfull ugliness of its existence.
      The first joy it will feel have to be the realisation of its imminent death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      REST IN PEACE CUMRAG

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/009sYOw.png

      rest in peace bro, why did they name him that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        rip cumrag
        LONG LIVE CUMDUMPSTER

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The queen is dead, long live the queen.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm a white male. You're fricking schizo and obsessed. Stay assblasted, homosexual.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is creating abominations like this not considered a war crime?

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient smash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's slammed, not smashed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference?

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't die yet, you still gotta make me some money!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes aside im glad that man saved the dogs life, not all blacks are bad afterall

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are those nails

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cocaine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WORLDSTAR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alive, but at what cost?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK

      i was 100% certain it was rigor mortis

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's NWG's Ozzy. Only 15 hundred dollarydoos to get a jar of his cum!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You laugh, but I worked at a vet that specialized in breeding show dogs. You would not BELIEVE what those people pay for dog jism. Fancy dog jism from Germany.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, there is double Bape built in just like Dough boy!

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These dogs are proof that the human race is uncaring garbage and the world deserves another flood/reset

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go change your tampon you over dramatic b***h

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this their final form?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are about as mobile.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of God's Demon by Wayne Barlowe. Damned souls turned into bricks and building materials, wicked men turned into giant, grotesque war machines, in perpetual agony and commanded by demons in hell. An entire flesh palace made of people. Well, brick people.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire modern genre has just been stolen from Wayne Barlowe and Dougal Dixon. All Tommorows is a mix of that and Man After Man or whatever it's called with the funny monkeys riding each other.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got that video of the BRICKBULL the 2 toadlines that were born fused together into a fricking flesh brick. I can't find that video any more. Also post fricked up SMASHED AND SLAMMED dogs I need to see em.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is wrong with him
        is he dead?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you couldn't tell from the clump of flesh that is the form of that thing, yes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          CUBED

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd argue that's 2 or 1.5 considering It's clumped

          this is the irl version of breeding Mordor orcs

          I feel bad for nearly laughing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bugs Bunny hit him over the head with a frying pan

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's an alien fursona

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glorbinus the rotund

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        good god it has eight legs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SMASHED AND SLAMMED TOGETHER. TOO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. LOCK IN THE MONSTER STUD THAT SPAWNED THIS MIRACLE. Doesn't move much now BUT MY HOMEY SAW IT MOVE EARLIER! BORN BLESSED INVEST NOW.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          SMASHED and SLAMMED TRIPLE-XXL champion Wetback x c**tlord QUADRUPLE INBRED can't BREATHE

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            George Floyd if he dog

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        About to make my own toadline how much SMASHling jizzim going for I don't want to be ripped off. I can buy 12 jugs of freshly jerked toadline named BIGBULLI for $9,999,999,999,999 I'm thinking it will be worth it but I need to know Wauf!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        physical manifestation of humanitys collective shadow

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know how the shitbulls came into being? They were wolves once... taken by the dark powers. Tortured, abused, bred for bloodsport. A ruined, and misshapen form of life. And now… perfected: my fighting nanny dogs.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animal abuse.
    You need a nice regular ol red or blue nose pit. Most are naturally small

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You need a nice regular ol red or blue nose pit
      no one needs a shitbull, GSDs or rotties do the job much better and safer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do the job
        Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No fanks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him

          Funny. My sister had a scar like that too. From being a stupid moron and putting her face in the dogs face and provoking it.

          We never characterized it as an attack because it was my sisters fault for being a moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Great story. Not sure what it has to do with mine. Ask reddit when you go back

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have a horse in this race, I don't even live near any pitbulls, but it's hilarious how quickly your rhetoric changes from
            >put these kid-murdering monsters down!!
            To
            >it was the kid's fault for provoking them!
            when people start talking about other dog breeds. It's almost like the people in this place will cling to particular beliefs no matter what, using any mental gymnastics to justify those, even if it's literakky the exact same argument their opposition is known for. But it's okay when we do it, right?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >multiple instances of pitbulls snapping for absolutely no reason
              >versus a few scant incidents of dogs defending themselves when a moron actually gets in their face
              Wow it's almost like these are two completely different situations

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying other breeds that are also known for aggression can't just snap like that
                I don't like shitbulls, but you're also stupid as frick bro.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying i don't want cuckweilers euthanized as well

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So which is it? Are other dog breeds just defending themselves when morons get in their face, or are they on the same lines as shitbulls and must be exterminated? It can't be both.

        • 11 months ago
          Chud Anon

          > You like dangerous big dogs.

          So do you pitophile

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. My dogs are like 50lbs.

            • 11 months ago
              Chud Anon

              I notice you didn’t deny the “dangerous” part of the comment

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I denied it in a previous comment. She's not dangerous at all. Any one of the neighbors mutts would bite you in a second if given the chance. This is a dog of peace, no joke or meme

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally what all you dumb Black folk say right before "BLEW HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE!!!!" when it kills a normal dog or child. Dumbfricks like to dump them on the dirt road near my property and I end up having to cull them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been keeping them for longer than you've been alive with zero incidents. What you're describing happens to Blacks, Hispanics, women, and white trash (that's where you come in, dirt road gay). All the dogs in your neighborhood act like shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My sweet baby never hurt a fly, that means all the other pitbulls are perfect angels
          Frick off moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one said that, homosexual. Proves an earlier point I made so thank you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Can you please draw eyebrows on your dog. It's creeping me out.

          this
          please
          draw eyebrows

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your dog looks like medicated Syd Barrett

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your dog is too fat and its nails are overgrown and unkempt. You do not walk or exercise it properly, if at all. I bet it spends its life locked up in the house and yard because it gets too over excited for you to walk it. There is no excuse for the back nails to be so long on a dog that size. You don't walk it because you can't control it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >walk or exercise it properly.
            I have 50 acres and she does whatever she wants. It's up to her, man. I think you might have just described yourself. This dog is the star of the show and gets all the attention she wants.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why don't you let "her" out in some forest then if you're so keen on "her" independence? Why did you even bother getting a dog? Besides having a moronic pitbull , you're also a moronic owner.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > "My pittie is the sweetest dog in the world!"
          > "I'm a pitmommy and I love my doggo!"
          > "My dog would never hurt anyone! Don't bully my breed!"
          > Doorbell rings

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your dog is too fat and its nails are overgrown and unkempt. You do not walk or exercise it properly, if at all. I bet it spends its life locked up in the house and yard because it gets too over excited for you to walk it. There is no excuse for the back nails to be so long on a dog that size. You don't walk it because you can't control it

            Why did you reply to yourself?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doorbell rings
            >Anon, I'm your neighbor and wanted to tell you what a great dog you have.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          All 3 breeds are trash. German shepherds and rottweilers are high risk working breeds bred to bite people specifically, not just have random vicious attacks at whatever excites them.

          Your dog is too fat and its nails are overgrown and unkempt. You do not walk or exercise it properly, if at all. I bet it spends its life locked up in the house and yard because it gets too over excited for you to walk it. There is no excuse for the back nails to be so long on a dog that size. You don't walk it because you can't control it

          Astute observation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice dog anon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is very nice. Thank you, nonhater anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pitbulls can be nice if you make them fat and lazy like you do to your dog

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's almost all muscle and plays all the time. She's got a fatty pad tum that looks that way when trying to sit like a human. I'll take a picture of her back and shoulder muscles later. They are ridiculous

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      P*ts are shit.

      No one needs pitshits.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5UC81eT.jpg

      >do the job
      Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really

      Can you please draw eyebrows on your dog. It's creeping me out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoom in on her left eye. That's all the eye features she needs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/5UC81eT.jpg

        >do the job
        Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really

        agreed please draw eyebrows.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        agreed please draw eyebrows.

        [...]
        this
        please
        draw eyebrows

        Ok, ok. 3 requests was enough to make me do it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont know...
          seems photoshopped
          but, i am no expert

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real???

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's now addicted to crack cocaine and buys it from chihuahuas

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        preasu understand they are just imitating their american owners

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You best believe if there's ever a ban on pitbulls, and culling them became legal, if you were my neighbor I'd shoot your dog.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in Florida. And our governor just dropped breed and size restrictions state wide (for housing). We also can stand our ground and just got concealed carry without permits.
        You'd get lit the frick up, homosexual. And you'll never get your way or have your narrative perpetuated

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did they lessen or stop their butchery on snake breeds too? This would be nice if they did 😀

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just one snake we go after in this state. Lots more fish you should be worried about it that's your thing. Worrying about invasive or destructive species I mean. They are considering fricking with our wild horses though. Now thats lame.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Wild horses
              Very very lame considering true wild horses are already extinct... Saying they're gone was not a signal to get rid of the still living ones even if they're not pure wild horses 🙁
              >Fish
              It is true I heard a lot about Floridian waters getting invaded by predatorial fishes with no competition, hoping you guys find a way to mitigate It all before you lose your local ponds' biodiversity I know human hunting can somewhat work but It won't terminate a population or control It like natural predators do and they can't just introduce a second species that could be invasive so I know It's a complicated task

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wild horses are extinct.
                Anon, that's not true at all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is unfort. Afaik a paper came out a while ago detailing how przewalskis are technically at least part domesticated.
                Truly wild horses are truly gone.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >truly gone
                THEY ARE STILL ALIVE IN MY HEART !!!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, lil d is still killing pregnant boa constrictors with nail guns and forgetting to take his omega blockers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hard man homosexual u wont do shit frick you

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Get back to work, Hernandez. Or you'll never get promoted from glowgay to glowBlack person

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chiam, give the board a rest. There are other boards that need your attention. We're all israelites here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are also naturally ugly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cutie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's the sweetest dog I've ever had. She not the smartest dog though. My other dog understands nearly 100 words/commands/names etc. This one knows like 5

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe it.
          Her coat is very nice, and she obviously adores you!
          im not the biggest fan of pitties, but these other guys are trolls, dog-haters, or chink insectoids

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5UC81eT.jpg

      >do the job
      Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really

      I’d love to shoot this disgusting beast with my 12 gauge shotgun!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute, But they always look like their up to something like when you see a Lion watching a Gazelle at the water hole just laying there ready to pounce.
      This Service dog my high school history teacher had was awesome and it was Pitbull. He was super friendly and just w anted to sleep on your lap and climb onto your desk. But he went full Child Killer on backpacks if he thought you had food in it. He would rip then in half and start sniffing like crazy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's up to good. Although she does try to get in the trash sometimes, which I don't like at all. This is the meanest most spiteful indoor pet I have. Way more dangerous than any of the dogs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boomerly forgot pic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have children.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have children. I've never had an issue with my dogs or kids. You live and die by internet fads/talking points. Grim

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You live and die by internet fads
          very ironic coming from someone endangering their children because he absolutely NEEDED that pitbull (a fighting dog bred to be relentless and powerful) because it's a facebook fad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had pits before I had kids. This has been going on for years and years. I'm an oldgay. Zero incidents, anon. Zero. Get fricked with your narratives. You have no experience in the field.

            >Internet fads
            Anon pitbulls were never seen as pets when I was growing up. They were THE dog you would chain and beat until it submitted no questions asked. You treat these dogs like shit as a rule, you rule them with so much fear they submit only to you and submit without question, or one or ten years later they turn on you. These are the dogs that are kept chained and caged. That's their purpose.

            The entire idea that "pitties" are good dogs or useful dogs or yadda yadda was spread by the best friends animal society which is literally an offshoot of a satanist church. Back in my day, pitbulls were not useful. They were for bloodsport. If you want to see something scream and die you get a pitbull, and you have people bet money on it. Hogs dogs or people. That's all they're good for.

            >back in my day
            Larp away, kids. Larp away.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I had pits before I had kids. This has been going on for years and years.
              I know you're making shit up because nobody gave a frick about pits as early as 15 years ago, so there's no way you were on the trend back then
              unless you're telling me you have to keep putting down your pits every couple years which makes sense to me actulaly, interesting admission

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're making it up because it only became popular around 15 years ago
                do you realize how stupid you sound right now?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ask me how I know you're a younggay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Internet fads
          Anon pitbulls were never seen as pets when I was growing up. They were THE dog you would chain and beat until it submitted no questions asked. You treat these dogs like shit as a rule, you rule them with so much fear they submit only to you and submit without question, or one or ten years later they turn on you. These are the dogs that are kept chained and caged. That's their purpose.

          The entire idea that "pitties" are good dogs or useful dogs or yadda yadda was spread by the best friends animal society which is literally an offshoot of a satanist church. Back in my day, pitbulls were not useful. They were for bloodsport. If you want to see something scream and die you get a pitbull, and you have people bet money on it. Hogs dogs or people. That's all they're good for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5UC81eT.jpg

      >do the job
      Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really

      BASED pitbull owner making all the incels seethe their asses off. love seeing it

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate them but I'm fascinated by how fricked up the whole situation is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Pp3Ic20.jpg

      Animal abuse.
      You need a nice regular ol red or blue nose pit. Most are naturally small

      qrd?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lurk moar

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pitbull breeders have come out with the hottest new breed. They're called "exotic bullies" and they are SMASHED and SLAMMED to the GROUND.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A pyramid skeem.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pitbull breeders are trying to evolve dogs back into proto mammals, then later on they want to make them back into worms

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pitbull breeders are trying to evolve dogs back into proto mammals

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His body? SMASHED
    His lifespan? SLAMMED

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