When the bullydog isn't able to catch the child it deploys multiple bullycats to ensure the child is caught so it's soul can be extracted as punishment for twisting mother natures perfection
As tragic as their fates are I can't wait to see how inbred these frickers will get in the next few decades. At what point will the survivability rate be so low that they'll die out?
Stuff like this makes me wish we put breeding regulations somehow, Frickers can't be trusted with to much freedom or they'll make dogs into toads.
Godless heathens wishing to ruin his world with these mockeries instead of just co evolution like what was planned.
looks like the breeder of this fine specimen just found himself on youtube getting his head punched into the pavement by cops
>My boy Wrath of the Fallen! Phoking Magic Mike X Tamayo Bullys-TripleM Mother of Demons Lilith. Magic Mike son, Rocko and Riot Luciano Grandson. 2x Eminent’s Boss 2x GrCh Rocko Ch Lucky Luciano Dual Ch Riot Luciano ABB Clicquot Louis V Dax Blood This boy is 15 inch’s atw, with a 20 inch head and neck! This boy is definitely going to do great things. He has 5 slots open at the moment with possible pup back offers. Tap in tap in tap in.
>Phoking Magic Mike X Tamayo Bullys-TripleM Mother of Demons Lilith. Magic Mike son, Rocko and Riot Luciano Grandson. 2x Eminent’s Boss 2x GrCh Rocko Ch Lucky Luciano Dual Ch Riot Luciano ABB Clicquot Louis V Dax Blood
I hate breeders.
I'm almost tempted to buy one at this point like a collectors item. Its like owning a snake. No real interactivity, you just observe it and show it off to friends until it dies in the corner.
>hey guys aren't pitbulls cool? >but cars are also pretty cool right? >what if... what if... ok hear me out... PITBULL WITH CAR?????? HOLY SHIT IM CUUUUMMING
I rehabilitate abused dogs and pitbulls by far get the worst treatment from humans when they get tortured/fight in rings. Pits do have a sweet side to them but you have to be tough and smart at reading their body language.
I wouldn’t let one run around without a leash in a populated area of course, but that’s true for tons of other dog breeds and anyone with experience knows this. Pitbull haters actually hate most animals I’ve found, or have zero idea how to train or raise one in general. Real dog trainers know each breed of dog has different requirements for care and enrichment.
I believe this breed is instead one known to maul other animals first and foremost, not people first unlike some dog breeds, they're still not a good dog breed to own for domestic purposes, they're baiting dogs for bears and large animals not for compagnionship with your toddler...
I round up stray pit bulls in the ghetto and release them in the prole/republican neighborhoods in my area. anyone with a US flag gets a pit bull dropped off. same for Trump yard signs, you get a pit bull.
SUV with don't tread on me/MAGA/anti-abortion bumper stickers in the driveway? YOU get a pit bull.
free pit bull relocation services. doing my part to help out the community.
That's a pretty elaborate way of shooting pitbulls
I believe this breed is instead one known to maul other animals first and foremost, not people first unlike some dog breeds, they're still not a good dog breed to own for domestic purposes, they're baiting dogs for bears and large animals not for compagnionship with your toddler...
Dogs dont actually know that humans aren't animals which is why dogs that attack large, dangerous animals also attack people
People are large dangerous animals. If it goes after anything but an skittish herbivore or a tiny vermin thing like a cat/skunk, its fricked, put it down.
Is it just me or does it feel like the toadline is a crude attempt to reinvent the Old English Bulldog?
Possibly the Old English Bulldog is not good enough for fighting?
I want the dog so smashed and slammed its legs splay out like the scuttlebug in Super Mario 64. Just give me an absolute wreck of a toady that can't even walk on its own.
Staypuft has been confirmed as missing - not dead. I know my boy is still alive out there somewhere, probably being milked for his fresh and frozen semen…
This is beyond parody.
A joke so twisted it's taken seriously by those who make it.
Life is beautiful yet it's suffering.
But there is no beauty in this suffering. Only the painfull ugliness of its existence.
The first joy it will feel have to be the realisation of its imminent death
You laugh, but I worked at a vet that specialized in breeding show dogs. You would not BELIEVE what those people pay for dog jism. Fancy dog jism from Germany.
Reminds me of God's Demon by Wayne Barlowe. Damned souls turned into bricks and building materials, wicked men turned into giant, grotesque war machines, in perpetual agony and commanded by demons in hell. An entire flesh palace made of people. Well, brick people.
The entire modern genre has just been stolen from Wayne Barlowe and Dougal Dixon. All Tommorows is a mix of that and Man After Man or whatever it's called with the funny monkeys riding each other.
Anyone got that video of the BRICKBULL the 2 toadlines that were born fused together into a fricking flesh brick. I can't find that video any more. Also post fricked up SMASHED AND SLAMMED dogs I need to see em.
SMASHED AND SLAMMED TOGETHER. TOO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. LOCK IN THE MONSTER STUD THAT SPAWNED THIS MIRACLE. Doesn't move much now BUT MY HOMEY SAW IT MOVE EARLIER! BORN BLESSED INVEST NOW.
About to make my own toadline how much SMASHling jizzim going for I don't want to be ripped off. I can buy 12 jugs of freshly jerked toadline named BIGBULLI for $9,999,999,999,999 I'm thinking it will be worth it but I need to know Wauf!
Do you know how the shitbulls came into being? They were wolves once... taken by the dark powers. Tortured, abused, bred for bloodsport. A ruined, and misshapen form of life. And now… perfected: my fighting nanny dogs.
>do the job
Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really
I don't have a horse in this race, I don't even live near any pitbulls, but it's hilarious how quickly your rhetoric changes from >put these kid-murdering monsters down!!
To >it was the kid's fault for provoking them!
when people start talking about other dog breeds. It's almost like the people in this place will cling to particular beliefs no matter what, using any mental gymnastics to justify those, even if it's literakky the exact same argument their opposition is known for. But it's okay when we do it, right?
>multiple instances of pitbulls snapping for absolutely no reason >versus a few scant incidents of dogs defending themselves when a moron actually gets in their face
Wow it's almost like these are two completely different situations
9 months ago
Anonymous
>implying other breeds that are also known for aggression can't just snap like that
I don't like shitbulls, but you're also stupid as frick bro.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>implying i don't want cuckweilers euthanized as well
9 months ago
Anonymous
So which is it? Are other dog breeds just defending themselves when morons get in their face, or are they on the same lines as shitbulls and must be exterminated? It can't be both.
I notice you didn’t deny the “dangerous” part of the comment
10 months ago
Anonymous
Because I denied it in a previous comment. She's not dangerous at all. Any one of the neighbors mutts would bite you in a second if given the chance. This is a dog of peace, no joke or meme
10 months ago
Anonymous
Literally what all you dumb Black folk say right before "BLEW HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE!!!!" when it kills a normal dog or child. Dumbfricks like to dump them on the dirt road near my property and I end up having to cull them
10 months ago
Anonymous
I've been keeping them for longer than you've been alive with zero incidents. What you're describing happens to Blacks, Hispanics, women, and white trash (that's where you come in, dirt road gay). All the dogs in your neighborhood act like shit
Your dog is too fat and its nails are overgrown and unkempt. You do not walk or exercise it properly, if at all. I bet it spends its life locked up in the house and yard because it gets too over excited for you to walk it. There is no excuse for the back nails to be so long on a dog that size. You don't walk it because you can't control it
>walk or exercise it properly.
I have 50 acres and she does whatever she wants. It's up to her, man. I think you might have just described yourself. This dog is the star of the show and gets all the attention she wants.
Why don't you let "her" out in some forest then if you're so keen on "her" independence? Why did you even bother getting a dog? Besides having a moronic pitbull , you're also a moronic owner.
> "My pittie is the sweetest dog in the world!" > "I'm a pitmommy and I love my doggo!" > "My dog would never hurt anyone! Don't bully my breed!" > Doorbell rings
Your dog is too fat and its nails are overgrown and unkempt. You do not walk or exercise it properly, if at all. I bet it spends its life locked up in the house and yard because it gets too over excited for you to walk it. There is no excuse for the back nails to be so long on a dog that size. You don't walk it because you can't control it
All 3 breeds are trash. German shepherds and rottweilers are high risk working breeds bred to bite people specifically, not just have random vicious attacks at whatever excites them.
Your dog is too fat and its nails are overgrown and unkempt. You do not walk or exercise it properly, if at all. I bet it spends its life locked up in the house and yard because it gets too over excited for you to walk it. There is no excuse for the back nails to be so long on a dog that size. You don't walk it because you can't control it
She's almost all muscle and plays all the time. She's got a fatty pad tum that looks that way when trying to sit like a human. I'll take a picture of her back and shoulder muscles later. They are ridiculous
>do the job
Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really
Can you please draw eyebrows on your dog. It's creeping me out.
>do the job
Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really
I'm in Florida. And our governor just dropped breed and size restrictions state wide (for housing). We also can stand our ground and just got concealed carry without permits.
You'd get lit the frick up, homosexual. And you'll never get your way or have your narrative perpetuated
It's just one snake we go after in this state. Lots more fish you should be worried about it that's your thing. Worrying about invasive or destructive species I mean. They are considering fricking with our wild horses though. Now thats lame.
>Wild horses
Very very lame considering true wild horses are already extinct... Saying they're gone was not a signal to get rid of the still living ones even if they're not pure wild horses 🙁 >Fish
It is true I heard a lot about Floridian waters getting invaded by predatorial fishes with no competition, hoping you guys find a way to mitigate It all before you lose your local ponds' biodiversity I know human hunting can somewhat work but It won't terminate a population or control It like natural predators do and they can't just introduce a second species that could be invasive so I know It's a complicated task
10 months ago
Anonymous
>wild horses are extinct.
Anon, that's not true at all.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It is unfort. Afaik a paper came out a while ago detailing how przewalskis are technically at least part domesticated.
Truly wild horses are truly gone.
She's the sweetest dog I've ever had. She not the smartest dog though. My other dog understands nearly 100 words/commands/names etc. This one knows like 5
I believe it.
Her coat is very nice, and she obviously adores you!
im not the biggest fan of pitties, but these other guys are trolls, dog-haters, or chink insectoids
>do the job
Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really
I’d love to shoot this disgusting beast with my 12 gauge shotgun!!!
Cute, But they always look like their up to something like when you see a Lion watching a Gazelle at the water hole just laying there ready to pounce.
This Service dog my high school history teacher had was awesome and it was Pitbull. He was super friendly and just w anted to sleep on your lap and climb onto your desk. But he went full Child Killer on backpacks if he thought you had food in it. He would rip then in half and start sniffing like crazy.
She's up to good. Although she does try to get in the trash sometimes, which I don't like at all. This is the meanest most spiteful indoor pet I have. Way more dangerous than any of the dogs.
>You live and die by internet fads
very ironic coming from someone endangering their children because he absolutely NEEDED that pitbull (a fighting dog bred to be relentless and powerful) because it's a facebook fad
I had pits before I had kids. This has been going on for years and years. I'm an oldgay. Zero incidents, anon. Zero. Get fricked with your narratives. You have no experience in the field.
>Internet fads
Anon pitbulls were never seen as pets when I was growing up. They were THE dog you would chain and beat until it submitted no questions asked. You treat these dogs like shit as a rule, you rule them with so much fear they submit only to you and submit without question, or one or ten years later they turn on you. These are the dogs that are kept chained and caged. That's their purpose.
The entire idea that "pitties" are good dogs or useful dogs or yadda yadda was spread by the best friends animal society which is literally an offshoot of a satanist church. Back in my day, pitbulls were not useful. They were for bloodsport. If you want to see something scream and die you get a pitbull, and you have people bet money on it. Hogs dogs or people. That's all they're good for.
>I had pits before I had kids. This has been going on for years and years.
I know you're making shit up because nobody gave a frick about pits as early as 15 years ago, so there's no way you were on the trend back then
unless you're telling me you have to keep putting down your pits every couple years which makes sense to me actulaly, interesting admission
9 months ago
Anonymous
>you're making it up because it only became popular around 15 years ago
do you realize how stupid you sound right now?
>Internet fads
Anon pitbulls were never seen as pets when I was growing up. They were THE dog you would chain and beat until it submitted no questions asked. You treat these dogs like shit as a rule, you rule them with so much fear they submit only to you and submit without question, or one or ten years later they turn on you. These are the dogs that are kept chained and caged. That's their purpose.
The entire idea that "pitties" are good dogs or useful dogs or yadda yadda was spread by the best friends animal society which is literally an offshoot of a satanist church. Back in my day, pitbulls were not useful. They were for bloodsport. If you want to see something scream and die you get a pitbull, and you have people bet money on it. Hogs dogs or people. That's all they're good for.
>do the job
Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really
BASED pitbull owner making all the incels seethe their asses off. love seeing it
Why are americans so obsessed with shitbulls?
Is it because they're poor and "rescue dogs" are all shitmixes?
Bump. I love gawking at the morons that breed these things.
I wonder how far it can go from here.
It needs to coil around just a little bit more.
I hope all pitbulls in 5-10 years are bred into these. You’d see annual dog fatalities drop by 90 percent.
We live in a SKEEM.
what do you get when you cross an inbred bully with a wigger that treats him like very expensive trash?
Has SMASHING and SLAMMING gone too far?
That's just fluid build up you posted.
Not real Slammnyan.
When the bullydog isn't able to catch the child it deploys multiple bullycats to ensure the child is caught so it's soul can be extracted as punishment for twisting mother natures perfection
Related to the thread
As tragic as their fates are I can't wait to see how inbred these frickers will get in the next few decades. At what point will the survivability rate be so low that they'll die out?
For me? It's Forbes $$$$$
live breedings?
are they unironically doing dog porn on instagram live
They are, they can't breed naturally so they jerk him off (I guess?)
holy kek
these freak dog owners deserve having to jerk these abominations off
They enjoy doing it dude.
I love how they announce their breeding sessions.
I hope they all die from hunger
Still waiting on those SLAMPIGbulls
uh manlets? hello? we already got those
We should create SMASHED and SLAMMED humans to use as soldiers in wars
What kind of crimes does someone have to commit to be reincarnated as a toadline bully?
Stuff like this makes me wish we put breeding regulations somehow, Frickers can't be trusted with to much freedom or they'll make dogs into toads.
Godless heathens wishing to ruin his world with these mockeries instead of just co evolution like what was planned.
>just dogs
oh lord, and this young man has not even seen the fancy inbred birds yet
What's even going on here?
sadly they wouldn't work because toadline breeders aren't exactly law abiding citizens, they're not even certified by any akc standards
Graft a cabbage on their back and you'll get the closest thing to an IRL Bulbasaur,,,
saved
Have another one anon.
he also be stacked on them IV's
Too wide
looks like the breeder of this fine specimen just found himself on youtube getting his head punched into the pavement by cops
>My boy Wrath of the Fallen! Phoking Magic Mike X Tamayo Bullys-TripleM Mother of Demons Lilith. Magic Mike son, Rocko and Riot Luciano Grandson. 2x Eminent’s Boss 2x GrCh Rocko Ch Lucky Luciano Dual Ch Riot Luciano ABB Clicquot Louis V Dax Blood This boy is 15 inch’s atw, with a 20 inch head and neck! This boy is definitely going to do great things. He has 5 slots open at the moment with possible pup back offers. Tap in tap in tap in.
>Drunk Man
smashed
>Punched by Cop After Resisting Arrest
slammed
>Phoking Magic Mike X Tamayo Bullys-TripleM Mother of Demons Lilith. Magic Mike son, Rocko and Riot Luciano Grandson. 2x Eminent’s Boss 2x GrCh Rocko Ch Lucky Luciano Dual Ch Riot Luciano ABB Clicquot Louis V Dax Blood
I hate breeders.
he TANKED that taser jeez
These are the BEST DOGS ever!!!
They are BAD DOGS
>:(
Dysgenics is good when it's done to pitbulls.
Wauf hates pitbulls more than /misc/ hates minorities
We love em if they're SQUASHED AND SLAMMED GIGAMUTANT TRIPLE INBRED
Slammed threads made me actually have mercy on them, I can't hate them anymore, I want them away from kids but healthy too
I have yet to see any of these dogs run or play.
I'm almost tempted to buy one at this point like a collectors item. Its like owning a snake. No real interactivity, you just observe it and show it off to friends until it dies in the corner.
>hey guys aren't pitbulls cool?
>but cars are also pretty cool right?
>what if... what if... ok hear me out... PITBULL WITH CAR?????? HOLY SHIT IM CUUUUMMING
I rehabilitate abused dogs and pitbulls by far get the worst treatment from humans when they get tortured/fight in rings. Pits do have a sweet side to them but you have to be tough and smart at reading their body language.
I wouldn’t let one run around without a leash in a populated area of course, but that’s true for tons of other dog breeds and anyone with experience knows this. Pitbull haters actually hate most animals I’ve found, or have zero idea how to train or raise one in general. Real dog trainers know each breed of dog has different requirements for care and enrichment.
Most pitbulls that snap and kill a child are raised from pups by loving families.
They view human beings as prey.
do you even have a single stat to back this up? or am I playing Arthur's Fact or Opinion here?
>They view human beings as prey.
Well aren't ya?
I believe this breed is instead one known to maul other animals first and foremost, not people first unlike some dog breeds, they're still not a good dog breed to own for domestic purposes, they're baiting dogs for bears and large animals not for compagnionship with your toddler...
>fully incapable of mauling anyone
Based Slambulls
I round up stray pit bulls in the ghetto and release them in the prole/republican neighborhoods in my area. anyone with a US flag gets a pit bull dropped off. same for Trump yard signs, you get a pit bull.
SUV with don't tread on me/MAGA/anti-abortion bumper stickers in the driveway? YOU get a pit bull.
free pit bull relocation services. doing my part to help out the community.
Thanks for the free targets for practice bub. Too bad you probably can't do the same lol
That's a pretty elaborate way of shooting pitbulls
Dogs dont actually know that humans aren't animals which is why dogs that attack large, dangerous animals also attack people
People are large dangerous animals. If it goes after anything but an skittish herbivore or a tiny vermin thing like a cat/skunk, its fricked, put it down.
only thing drippin... is dat oil
SADAAM SIGNATURES
matter fact
homie was Baath-ized not Baptized
I'm suprised nobody has named these dogs like an isekai title.
>Konoslamma: Cumrags Blessing on This Wonderful World
this is the irl version of breeding Mordor orcs
>THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT PINKY, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
He can maul toddlers with telekinesis
Ay chihuahua
Whats the lifespan of these things?
long enough to breed them with their parents for some extra SMASHED litters
>breed them with their parents
.......seriously? What the FUUUUUUCK
Nothing wrong with that. It’s progressive.
Simultaneously too short and too long.
Is it just me or does it feel like the toadline is a crude attempt to reinvent the Old English Bulldog?
Possibly the Old English Bulldog is not good enough for fighting?
I want the dog so smashed and slammed its legs splay out like the scuttlebug in Super Mario 64. Just give me an absolute wreck of a toady that can't even walk on its own.
for me it's Dr. Dwamn
Rolling for Crimeboss
does anyone have the meme of these bad boys with stats and their special abilities? it's too fricking good
They all look miserable, rolling time
What happened to Toad 1?
slammed too hard
Who do you think runs this pyramid skeem from the shadows?
Me. I do. Toad 1 died of an OD in 1997.
They should pay for what happened to staypuft
RIP in peace my angel
Staypuft has been confirmed as missing - not dead. I know my boy is still alive out there somewhere, probably being milked for his fresh and frozen semen…
Gimme Whiteout
For me it's Staypuft. He never did come home... ;_;
Roll
Im snarf
Check em
Gambino chads, rise up!
CRIMEBOSS
Rollando
CHEMICAL SYNTHESIS
GHETTO SCIENCE
POWERED BY MALICE
Rolly
rollin for my boy Gambino
Rolling!
How many of those dogs are still alive by now btw?
ROLLLL!!!
Crimeboss chads stay winning
Rolling
99 get!
rollerino
Rolling.
Rolling for crimeboss
Rolling for Toad 2 because he looks handsome and VERY polite.
RepoMan or Staypuft
rolling
gambino
Crimeboss, the MOST BOGGED toadline pitty to ever ROAM THE EARTH
>shivs smashed squatted homosexual breeds in the neck
Nuffin personal c**t
I love the fact that all Toadline posters have the same manner of typing. All this is missing is randomly capitalized words.
Their brains were assimilated by the pyramid skeem
>Run on sentences
>CumRag
>Missed 10 breedings in 72 hours
>Bunch of hashtags at the end
Jesus, what a dumpster fire
This is beyond parody.
A joke so twisted it's taken seriously by those who make it.
Life is beautiful yet it's suffering.
But there is no beauty in this suffering. Only the painfull ugliness of its existence.
The first joy it will feel have to be the realisation of its imminent death
REST IN PEACE CUMRAG
rest in peace bro, why did they name him that
rip cumrag
LONG LIVE CUMDUMPSTER
The queen is dead, long live the queen.
I'm a white male. You're fricking schizo and obsessed. Stay assblasted, homosexual.
Why is creating abominations like this not considered a war crime?
Ancient smash
That's slammed, not smashed
What's the difference?
>Don't die yet, you still gotta make me some money!
Jokes aside im glad that man saved the dogs life, not all blacks are bad afterall
What the frick are those nails
Cocaine
WORLDSTAR
Alive, but at what cost?
what the FRICK
i was 100% certain it was rigor mortis
For me, it's NWG's Ozzy. Only 15 hundred dollarydoos to get a jar of his cum!
You laugh, but I worked at a vet that specialized in breeding show dogs. You would not BELIEVE what those people pay for dog jism. Fancy dog jism from Germany.
Damn, there is double Bape built in just like Dough boy!
These dogs are proof that the human race is uncaring garbage and the world deserves another flood/reset
Go change your tampon you over dramatic b***h
Is this their final form?
They are about as mobile.
Reminds me of God's Demon by Wayne Barlowe. Damned souls turned into bricks and building materials, wicked men turned into giant, grotesque war machines, in perpetual agony and commanded by demons in hell. An entire flesh palace made of people. Well, brick people.
The entire modern genre has just been stolen from Wayne Barlowe and Dougal Dixon. All Tommorows is a mix of that and Man After Man or whatever it's called with the funny monkeys riding each other.
Anyone got that video of the BRICKBULL the 2 toadlines that were born fused together into a fricking flesh brick. I can't find that video any more. Also post fricked up SMASHED AND SLAMMED dogs I need to see em.
wtf is wrong with him
is he dead?
If you couldn't tell from the clump of flesh that is the form of that thing, yes
CUBED
I'd argue that's 2 or 1.5 considering It's clumped
I feel bad for nearly laughing
Bugs Bunny hit him over the head with a frying pan
it's an alien fursona
Glorbinus the rotund
good god it has eight legs
SMASHED AND SLAMMED TOGETHER. TOO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. LOCK IN THE MONSTER STUD THAT SPAWNED THIS MIRACLE. Doesn't move much now BUT MY HOMEY SAW IT MOVE EARLIER! BORN BLESSED INVEST NOW.
SMASHED and SLAMMED TRIPLE-XXL champion Wetback x c**tlord QUADRUPLE INBRED can't BREATHE
George Floyd if he dog
About to make my own toadline how much SMASHling jizzim going for I don't want to be ripped off. I can buy 12 jugs of freshly jerked toadline named BIGBULLI for $9,999,999,999,999 I'm thinking it will be worth it but I need to know Wauf!
physical manifestation of humanitys collective shadow
Do you know how the shitbulls came into being? They were wolves once... taken by the dark powers. Tortured, abused, bred for bloodsport. A ruined, and misshapen form of life. And now… perfected: my fighting nanny dogs.
Animal abuse.
You need a nice regular ol red or blue nose pit. Most are naturally small
>You need a nice regular ol red or blue nose pit
no one needs a shitbull, GSDs or rotties do the job much better and safer
>do the job
Sorry, but mine has the job of being really sweet and being happy to see everyone. My buddy was bit by a German Shepard and a kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him. I've only ever read about pit attacks. You like dangerous big dogs. Not for me, really
No fanks
>kid in my neighborhood had a hairlip because the family Rottweiler attacked him
Funny. My sister had a scar like that too. From being a stupid moron and putting her face in the dogs face and provoking it.
We never characterized it as an attack because it was my sisters fault for being a moron.
Great story. Not sure what it has to do with mine. Ask reddit when you go back
I don't have a horse in this race, I don't even live near any pitbulls, but it's hilarious how quickly your rhetoric changes from
>put these kid-murdering monsters down!!
To
>it was the kid's fault for provoking them!
when people start talking about other dog breeds. It's almost like the people in this place will cling to particular beliefs no matter what, using any mental gymnastics to justify those, even if it's literakky the exact same argument their opposition is known for. But it's okay when we do it, right?
>multiple instances of pitbulls snapping for absolutely no reason
>versus a few scant incidents of dogs defending themselves when a moron actually gets in their face
Wow it's almost like these are two completely different situations
>implying other breeds that are also known for aggression can't just snap like that
I don't like shitbulls, but you're also stupid as frick bro.
>implying i don't want cuckweilers euthanized as well
So which is it? Are other dog breeds just defending themselves when morons get in their face, or are they on the same lines as shitbulls and must be exterminated? It can't be both.
> You like dangerous big dogs.
So do you pitophile
Nope. My dogs are like 50lbs.
I notice you didn’t deny the “dangerous” part of the comment
Because I denied it in a previous comment. She's not dangerous at all. Any one of the neighbors mutts would bite you in a second if given the chance. This is a dog of peace, no joke or meme
Literally what all you dumb Black folk say right before "BLEW HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE!!!!" when it kills a normal dog or child. Dumbfricks like to dump them on the dirt road near my property and I end up having to cull them
I've been keeping them for longer than you've been alive with zero incidents. What you're describing happens to Blacks, Hispanics, women, and white trash (that's where you come in, dirt road gay). All the dogs in your neighborhood act like shit
>My sweet baby never hurt a fly, that means all the other pitbulls are perfect angels
Frick off moron
No one said that, homosexual. Proves an earlier point I made so thank you.
this
please
draw eyebrows
Your dog looks like medicated Syd Barrett
Your dog is too fat and its nails are overgrown and unkempt. You do not walk or exercise it properly, if at all. I bet it spends its life locked up in the house and yard because it gets too over excited for you to walk it. There is no excuse for the back nails to be so long on a dog that size. You don't walk it because you can't control it
>walk or exercise it properly.
I have 50 acres and she does whatever she wants. It's up to her, man. I think you might have just described yourself. This dog is the star of the show and gets all the attention she wants.
Why don't you let "her" out in some forest then if you're so keen on "her" independence? Why did you even bother getting a dog? Besides having a moronic pitbull , you're also a moronic owner.
> "My pittie is the sweetest dog in the world!"
> "I'm a pitmommy and I love my doggo!"
> "My dog would never hurt anyone! Don't bully my breed!"
> Doorbell rings
Why did you reply to yourself?
>doorbell rings
>Anon, I'm your neighbor and wanted to tell you what a great dog you have.
All 3 breeds are trash. German shepherds and rottweilers are high risk working breeds bred to bite people specifically, not just have random vicious attacks at whatever excites them.
Astute observation.
Nice dog anon
She is very nice. Thank you, nonhater anon.
Pitbulls can be nice if you make them fat and lazy like you do to your dog
She's almost all muscle and plays all the time. She's got a fatty pad tum that looks that way when trying to sit like a human. I'll take a picture of her back and shoulder muscles later. They are ridiculous
P*ts are shit.
No one needs pitshits.
Can you please draw eyebrows on your dog. It's creeping me out.
Zoom in on her left eye. That's all the eye features she needs.
agreed please draw eyebrows.
Ok, ok. 3 requests was enough to make me do it.
i dont know...
seems photoshopped
but, i am no expert
Real???
He's now addicted to crack cocaine and buys it from chihuahuas
preasu understand they are just imitating their american owners
You best believe if there's ever a ban on pitbulls, and culling them became legal, if you were my neighbor I'd shoot your dog.
I'm in Florida. And our governor just dropped breed and size restrictions state wide (for housing). We also can stand our ground and just got concealed carry without permits.
You'd get lit the frick up, homosexual. And you'll never get your way or have your narrative perpetuated
Did they lessen or stop their butchery on snake breeds too? This would be nice if they did 😀
It's just one snake we go after in this state. Lots more fish you should be worried about it that's your thing. Worrying about invasive or destructive species I mean. They are considering fricking with our wild horses though. Now thats lame.
>Wild horses
Very very lame considering true wild horses are already extinct... Saying they're gone was not a signal to get rid of the still living ones even if they're not pure wild horses 🙁
>Fish
It is true I heard a lot about Floridian waters getting invaded by predatorial fishes with no competition, hoping you guys find a way to mitigate It all before you lose your local ponds' biodiversity I know human hunting can somewhat work but It won't terminate a population or control It like natural predators do and they can't just introduce a second species that could be invasive so I know It's a complicated task
>wild horses are extinct.
Anon, that's not true at all.
It is unfort. Afaik a paper came out a while ago detailing how przewalskis are technically at least part domesticated.
Truly wild horses are truly gone.
>truly gone
THEY ARE STILL ALIVE IN MY HEART !!!
nah, lil d is still killing pregnant boa constrictors with nail guns and forgetting to take his omega blockers
hard man homosexual u wont do shit frick you
Get back to work, Hernandez. Or you'll never get promoted from glowgay to glowBlack person
Chiam, give the board a rest. There are other boards that need your attention. We're all israelites here.
They are also naturally ugly.
cutie
She's the sweetest dog I've ever had. She not the smartest dog though. My other dog understands nearly 100 words/commands/names etc. This one knows like 5
I believe it.
Her coat is very nice, and she obviously adores you!
im not the biggest fan of pitties, but these other guys are trolls, dog-haters, or chink insectoids
I’d love to shoot this disgusting beast with my 12 gauge shotgun!!!
Cute, But they always look like their up to something like when you see a Lion watching a Gazelle at the water hole just laying there ready to pounce.
This Service dog my high school history teacher had was awesome and it was Pitbull. He was super friendly and just w anted to sleep on your lap and climb onto your desk. But he went full Child Killer on backpacks if he thought you had food in it. He would rip then in half and start sniffing like crazy.
She's up to good. Although she does try to get in the trash sometimes, which I don't like at all. This is the meanest most spiteful indoor pet I have. Way more dangerous than any of the dogs.
Boomerly forgot pic
Don't have children.
I have children. I've never had an issue with my dogs or kids. You live and die by internet fads/talking points. Grim
>You live and die by internet fads
very ironic coming from someone endangering their children because he absolutely NEEDED that pitbull (a fighting dog bred to be relentless and powerful) because it's a facebook fad
I had pits before I had kids. This has been going on for years and years. I'm an oldgay. Zero incidents, anon. Zero. Get fricked with your narratives. You have no experience in the field.
>back in my day
Larp away, kids. Larp away.
>I had pits before I had kids. This has been going on for years and years.
I know you're making shit up because nobody gave a frick about pits as early as 15 years ago, so there's no way you were on the trend back then
unless you're telling me you have to keep putting down your pits every couple years which makes sense to me actulaly, interesting admission
>you're making it up because it only became popular around 15 years ago
do you realize how stupid you sound right now?
Ask me how I know you're a younggay
>Internet fads
Anon pitbulls were never seen as pets when I was growing up. They were THE dog you would chain and beat until it submitted no questions asked. You treat these dogs like shit as a rule, you rule them with so much fear they submit only to you and submit without question, or one or ten years later they turn on you. These are the dogs that are kept chained and caged. That's their purpose.
The entire idea that "pitties" are good dogs or useful dogs or yadda yadda was spread by the best friends animal society which is literally an offshoot of a satanist church. Back in my day, pitbulls were not useful. They were for bloodsport. If you want to see something scream and die you get a pitbull, and you have people bet money on it. Hogs dogs or people. That's all they're good for.
BASED pitbull owner making all the incels seethe their asses off. love seeing it
Hate them but I'm fascinated by how fricked up the whole situation is.
qrd?
lurk moar
Pitbull breeders have come out with the hottest new breed. They're called "exotic bullies" and they are SMASHED and SLAMMED to the GROUND.
A pyramid skeem.
Pitbull breeders are trying to evolve dogs back into proto mammals, then later on they want to make them back into worms
>Pitbull breeders are trying to evolve dogs back into proto mammals
His body? SMASHED
His lifespan? SLAMMED