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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitbulls should be euthanized. Useless breed.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    after generations of SMASHING and SLAMMING they finally activated the forbidden mind power gene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many toadline brain batteries would be needed for a 40k gellar field?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not many. Their Psyker potential is greatly amplified by their warp connection being SLAMMED several times over

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His name is lil scrote

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      son of big scrote

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hairless
    just when you thought they couldn't be more hideous

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brain is located in the belly
      >not one but apparently multiple
      Those mutant breeders have gone too far.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullycats will be used for telekinetic uses

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This can’t be…

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why this can be, the extra wrinkly brain skin, the extra head girth for brain space, three extra brains within the stomach cavity, it's all part of the telekinetic side skeem of the greater pyramid skeem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bully cats are just rebranded 'Dwelf' cats and are just as SLAMMED and INBRED. Their cartilage is just as FRAGILE and CRUMBLING. Honestly kinda sad.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't even see his nose that how SLAMMED his genes are.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since rodents are cheap, can I like, just breed guinea pigs until they have cool blye eyes and shit or breed hamsters so they don't ape out and sell the semen/babies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guinea pigs because they can be housed together. That'll make your life way easier then having 1 cage per animal to clean and feed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking of doing pigs that can't grow fur until I saw one without it. Frick that. I'll do lop ears instead. People will buy the shit out of those.
        >1 cage per animal
        I know hamsters are violent sometimes, but I didn't think it was that bad?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Frick that.
          Are they bad?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They look like mini hippos which is weird because I like hippos.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          dwarf hamsters can cohab but syrians will kill each other 100%

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go right on. Find your inner Mengele.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf this is some freak pit shit like from the fly II

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any other animal that has undergone toadification?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      many such cases

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2qyx9un.jpg

      many such cases

      [...]

      What even is the legality of toadlining? Does this shit not break any animal cruelty laws somehow?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only law that matters is God's law and God loves Toads.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God loves Toads
          I want a bumper sticker with that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            toads are the real chosen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any animal you can legally own and breed, you can legally toadline.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything reminds me of her...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her...
      her balls?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about troony
        go back and study the toadlore young one.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another thread discussing a dog, with a French Bulldog and Shar Pei cross that has no Bull Terrier heritage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its mostly newbies who want to recreate the last thread without actually understanding the lore or humor. Its just:
      >HURR HURR IMBRED DOGBREED SKEEM HURR HURR!!!

      As

      [...]

      has said the toadline has fallen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Time to shut it down. It’s over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did the last thread attract so many newbies? This hasn't happened before

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure. I would say all of the spammers from the cat cam shit threads but they popped up after the last toadline thread as far as I am aware. Must have been a coincidentally large migration of newbies that decided to stop lurking after a month or two

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure. I would say all of the spammers from the cat cam shit threads but they popped up after the last toadline thread as far as I am aware. Must have been a coincidentally large migration of newbies that decided to stop lurking after a month or two

          The skeem is spreading and more people are being enlightened to its truth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Think this is the most hilarious fricked up looking dog back when it was first posted in 2017
        >mfw it looks outright normal compared to current gen TOADLINES and EXOTIC BULLIES

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          esoteric toastianity is paradoxically accelerating evolution to a pace once unthinkable. the doctrine of evolution will not be defeated by denying it but by surpassing it. toads prove intelligent design, they prove there is a creator. and He, the most high loves MUTANT BONE GIRTH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is covered in the book of dwamnteronomy. Mr. Toad and his line are the beginning but not the end. the true aspect of toad exists hidden in each creature of the earth awaiting to be SMASHED and SLAMMED into existence by the skeem. He was given to us by God to spread this message.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are clown faced Frenchies allowed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are not part of the SKEEM. There is not a SMASHED or SLAMMED bone in their body.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, what? How many generations did that take? Holy shit I need to see that backyard ASAP. It must be like a fricking chicken coop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking hideous animal. the dog's ugly too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h looks like Jar Jar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoop whoop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look-alike

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that dog looks familiar

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fixed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems less chudlike compared to the original

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's even sporting a chain

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine what overbred dogs will look like in 100 years. Buddha's hand lemons will be nothing compared to that.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We getting bags out here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PRESENTING VITILIGO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hairless
      >has vitiligo
      >SMASHED and SLAMMED
      Yup this will be good for the skeem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PRESENTING VITILIGO

      Finally, a dog to star in AAA western video games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With each inbreeding we stray further from God.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This surely must be a portent of the antichrist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      flatten the face and make it stand upright. we're making dogblins out here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they hold their tail like that? Does it prevent them from sperging out?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess its legs cant hold the body up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With each inbreeding we stray further from God.

      This surely must be a portent of the antichrist.

      Reminds me of this from the last thread...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for capping that, that post didn't get enough attention. Supreme keks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it inbred?
      >Yes
      >Inbreed it MORE
      >But sir
      >MORE
      >WE MUST NEVER GIVE UP THE SKEEM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy kek, we really keep getting closer to reverting them to synapsids

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks happy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think almost every dog Ive ever seen thiats crossed with weiner are just goofy happy dogs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a river otter with downs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hoping they just go full snake mode, legs become vestigial and withdraw into the body.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie looks like he has been folding space from Ix.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me that thinks they look kinda like an asian body builder?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN ASIAN BODY BUILDERS ARE PART OF THE PYRAMID SKEEM ASIAN BODY BUILDERS NEED TO BE SMASHED AND SLAMMED INTO MIDGETS FOR THE SKEEM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >INTO MIDGETS
        they’re already midgets doe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ITS NOT ENOUGH THE SKEEM NEEDS THEM TO BE SPHERICAL

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that dog looks like my balls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if DR DWAMN is still alive

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that pitbulls forehead looks vaguely antisemitic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you see in it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta, but a sig rune

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you go without being a moronic /misc/Black person for TEN SECONDS?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I'm not the only one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        epic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a smart dog. He even has a chain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oy vey

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the magic happens

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the slammer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there is enough of a market for this that they can afford this big of a setup
      How do trailer park rednecks and ghetto hood homies have this much money?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They steal it and sell drugs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine being robbed so your money would be used to buy a smashed and slammed dog

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven on Earth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its limbo on earth

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy knowledge of the skeem

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