Why this can be, the extra wrinkly brain skin, the extra head girth for brain space, three extra brains within the stomach cavity, it's all part of the telekinetic side skeem of the greater pyramid skeem
Since rodents are cheap, can I like, just breed guinea pigs until they have cool blye eyes and shit or breed hamsters so they don't ape out and sell the semen/babies?
I was thinking of doing pigs that can't grow fur until I saw one without it. Frick that. I'll do lop ears instead. People will buy the shit out of those. >1 cage per animal
I know hamsters are violent sometimes, but I didn't think it was that bad?
Its mostly newbies who want to recreate the last thread without actually understanding the lore or humor. Its just: >HURR HURR IMBRED DOGBREED SKEEM HURR HURR!!!
Not sure. I would say all of the spammers from the cat cam shit threads but they popped up after the last toadline thread as far as I am aware. Must have been a coincidentally large migration of newbies that decided to stop lurking after a month or two
Not sure. I would say all of the spammers from the cat cam shit threads but they popped up after the last toadline thread as far as I am aware. Must have been a coincidentally large migration of newbies that decided to stop lurking after a month or two
The skeem is spreading and more people are being enlightened to its truth
>Think this is the most hilarious fricked up looking dog back when it was first posted in 2017 >mfw it looks outright normal compared to current gen TOADLINES and EXOTIC BULLIES
esoteric toastianity is paradoxically accelerating evolution to a pace once unthinkable. the doctrine of evolution will not be defeated by denying it but by surpassing it. toads prove intelligent design, they prove there is a creator. and He, the most high loves MUTANT BONE GIRTH
this is covered in the book of dwamnteronomy. Mr. Toad and his line are the beginning but not the end. the true aspect of toad exists hidden in each creature of the earth awaiting to be SMASHED and SLAMMED into existence by the skeem. He was given to us by God to spread this message.
>there is enough of a market for this that they can afford this big of a setup
How do trailer park rednecks and ghetto hood homies have this much money?
Pitbulls should be euthanized. Useless breed.
after generations of SMASHING and SLAMMING they finally activated the forbidden mind power gene
How many toadline brain batteries would be needed for a 40k gellar field?
Not many. Their Psyker potential is greatly amplified by their warp connection being SLAMMED several times over
His name is lil scrote
son of big scrote
>hairless
just when you thought they couldn't be more hideous
>brain is located in the belly
>not one but apparently multiple
Those mutant breeders have gone too far.
Bullycats will be used for telekinetic uses
This can’t be…
Why this can be, the extra wrinkly brain skin, the extra head girth for brain space, three extra brains within the stomach cavity, it's all part of the telekinetic side skeem of the greater pyramid skeem
Bully cats are just rebranded 'Dwelf' cats and are just as SLAMMED and INBRED. Their cartilage is just as FRAGILE and CRUMBLING. Honestly kinda sad.
Can't even see his nose that how SLAMMED his genes are.
Since rodents are cheap, can I like, just breed guinea pigs until they have cool blye eyes and shit or breed hamsters so they don't ape out and sell the semen/babies?
Guinea pigs because they can be housed together. That'll make your life way easier then having 1 cage per animal to clean and feed.
I was thinking of doing pigs that can't grow fur until I saw one without it. Frick that. I'll do lop ears instead. People will buy the shit out of those.
>1 cage per animal
I know hamsters are violent sometimes, but I didn't think it was that bad?
> Frick that.
Are they bad?
They look like mini hippos which is weird because I like hippos.
dwarf hamsters can cohab but syrians will kill each other 100%
Go right on. Find your inner Mengele.
wtf this is some freak pit shit like from the fly II
Is there any other animal that has undergone toadification?
many such cases
What even is the legality of toadlining? Does this shit not break any animal cruelty laws somehow?
The only law that matters is God's law and God loves Toads.
>God loves Toads
I want a bumper sticker with that
toads are the real chosen
Any animal you can legally own and breed, you can legally toadline.
Everything reminds me of her...
>her...
her balls?
>he doesn't know about troony
go back and study the toadlore young one.
>Another thread discussing a dog, with a French Bulldog and Shar Pei cross that has no Bull Terrier heritage.
Its mostly newbies who want to recreate the last thread without actually understanding the lore or humor. Its just:
>HURR HURR IMBRED DOGBREED SKEEM HURR HURR!!!
As
has said the toadline has fallen.
Time to shut it down. It’s over.
why did the last thread attract so many newbies? This hasn't happened before
Not sure. I would say all of the spammers from the cat cam shit threads but they popped up after the last toadline thread as far as I am aware. Must have been a coincidentally large migration of newbies that decided to stop lurking after a month or two
The skeem is spreading and more people are being enlightened to its truth
>Think this is the most hilarious fricked up looking dog back when it was first posted in 2017
>mfw it looks outright normal compared to current gen TOADLINES and EXOTIC BULLIES
esoteric toastianity is paradoxically accelerating evolution to a pace once unthinkable. the doctrine of evolution will not be defeated by denying it but by surpassing it. toads prove intelligent design, they prove there is a creator. and He, the most high loves MUTANT BONE GIRTH
this is covered in the book of dwamnteronomy. Mr. Toad and his line are the beginning but not the end. the true aspect of toad exists hidden in each creature of the earth awaiting to be SMASHED and SLAMMED into existence by the skeem. He was given to us by God to spread this message.
Are clown faced Frenchies allowed?
They are not part of the SKEEM. There is not a SMASHED or SLAMMED bone in their body.
Bro, what? How many generations did that take? Holy shit I need to see that backyard ASAP. It must be like a fricking chicken coop.
what a fricking hideous animal. the dog's ugly too.
b***h looks like Jar Jar
Whoop whoop
Look-alike
that dog looks familiar
fixed
Seems less chudlike compared to the original
he's even sporting a chain
Imagine what overbred dogs will look like in 100 years. Buddha's hand lemons will be nothing compared to that.
We getting bags out here.
PRESENTING VITILIGO
>hairless
>has vitiligo
>SMASHED and SLAMMED
Yup this will be good for the skeem
Finally, a dog to star in AAA western video games.
With each inbreeding we stray further from God.
This surely must be a portent of the antichrist.
flatten the face and make it stand upright. we're making dogblins out here.
Why do they hold their tail like that? Does it prevent them from sperging out?
I guess its legs cant hold the body up
Reminds me of this from the last thread...
Thank you for capping that, that post didn't get enough attention. Supreme keks
>Is it inbred?
>Yes
>Inbreed it MORE
>But sir
>MORE
>WE MUST NEVER GIVE UP THE SKEEM
holy kek, we really keep getting closer to reverting them to synapsids
He looks happy.
I think almost every dog Ive ever seen thiats crossed with weiner are just goofy happy dogs.
Looks like a river otter with downs
Hoping they just go full snake mode, legs become vestigial and withdraw into the body.
homie looks like he has been folding space from Ix.
Is it just me that thinks they look kinda like an asian body builder?
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN ASIAN BODY BUILDERS ARE PART OF THE PYRAMID SKEEM ASIAN BODY BUILDERS NEED TO BE SMASHED AND SLAMMED INTO MIDGETS FOR THE SKEEM
>INTO MIDGETS
they’re already midgets doe
ITS NOT ENOUGH THE SKEEM NEEDS THEM TO BE SPHERICAL
that dog looks like my balls
RARE BALLSACK LINE WITH 100X QUALITY SPERK LOCK IN NOW FOR 500,000.00!!!
I wonder if DR DWAMN is still alive
that pitbulls forehead looks vaguely antisemitic
What do you see in it?
Nta, but a sig rune
Can you go without being a moronic /misc/Black person for TEN SECONDS?
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
oh yeah
epic
Looks like a smart dog. He even has a chain.
Oy vey
Where the magic happens
>the slammer
>there is enough of a market for this that they can afford this big of a setup
How do trailer park rednecks and ghetto hood homies have this much money?
They steal it and sell drugs
imagine being robbed so your money would be used to buy a smashed and slammed dog
Heaven on Earth.
Its limbo on earth
Holy knowledge of the skeem
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