Tick jar

Anya poster here.
Give me one good reason not to release 50 ticks from all over the USA on California.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is the most pathetic Wauf poster I've seen in quite some time

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a remote possibility that someone gets that meat allergy reaction to tick bite and loses weight, improves his health and doesn't die from early stroke like all muricans deserve

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell you're that same Anya poster that posted a thread on /k/ about how you had friend shoot you in the head just to test the strength of some random bucket you found

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that tick orb. Did the anon make it happen? Please tell me he did. I need a picture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried earlier this year, but I fricked up. I'll learn from my mistake and should make one or two new ones this summer (I've got plently of adult frozen ticks with their limbs intact).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep at it

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do it and report back. Dump every parasite you find into commiefornia.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next steps here are obvious to anyone who has good common sense. You need to plant these ticks on ONLY CHIHUAHUAS in order to control the population of their owners.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its just a weird thing to do

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calling this a tick jar
    Pathétique.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      impressive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a bucket tho

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is delicious trail mix, you must eat it

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giga based. Whilst you're at it, find some other annoying invasive species to go there as well

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking hate ticks

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this otter?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Anya playing with a duck.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bio-terrorism is an interesting subject, maybe we could have a discussion on that?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do ticks eat anything besides blood? Do they starve to death if they don't latch on to an animal?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is anya?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A dog that will be sexually abused by an obsessed attention prostitute.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh well, frick mexico.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    %3A%2F%2Fboards.Wauf.org%2F&source_ve_path=MA&feature=emb_rel_end

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Convince me on why I should care what you do to California.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom has a mason jar with some bleach in it. She drops all the ticks she pulls off her dogs in it.

    It is the most vile thing.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have absolutely zero fricking ideas as to whoever the hell leto or anya are...

    Have you just tried not watching the news? Divorcing yourself from whatever sensationalized nonsense is being reported? That doesn't matter?

    Or social media, for that matter?

    I know it's convincing, but when you go and allow well dressed idiots to stare and yell at you about how you're going to lose everything and die or worse, how forces beyond your control are going to come get you, the only thing you can do is go out and act up about it with a weapon,

    it kind of just sets you up to be the next thing they use to sell to others about how the end is nigh and it's terrible and exciting and You Really Have To Keep Watching to see how It Will Destroy You.

    And I know all that sounds like artifice, like some organized conspiracy, but no, it's just money.

    Commodifying, sensationalizing, exagerating people into boogeymen, monsters, saviors and cartoons simply, organically makes good, profitable business strategy.

    The forces compelling you into being a hysterical idiot don't even know what they're doing to you, but they also don't care.

    It's just money.

    It's profit you can at least do your most to deny by divorcing yourself from the news cycle. Or the timeline.

    The way they define reality is a bad fiction, anyway.

    Go believe in something more imaginative.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ZztVKMU.png

      >Anya poster
      Who's Anya?

      Dog rapist and a soon to be dog rapist attention prostitute. Don't waste your time

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be biological terrorism OP, which is generally frowned upon.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anya poster
    Who's Anya?

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on California
    Do it. Do it! DO IT!!!

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give you $5 if you post a pic of yourself biting one

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a tick orb like everyone else, OP.

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not OP, but Im one of the few people in the world who has the knowledge and even the means to create and release a Pathogen Plague which will make anything humanity has seen until now like a mild case of dandruff
    I cant say more; but we DO exist. the doomsday argument and Future Risk prevention should take people like me unto account

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      So go on and do it already. If you won't, then it's utterly irrelevant that you can.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and even the means to create and release a Pathogen Plague
      lmao
      The real difficulty here is to do it in a way that won't lead any traces back to you, otherwise even a dedicated hobbyist can succeed there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool story bro, i hope to grow up to be just like you one day
      homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun destroying yourself in the process (RIP) since chemistry doesn’t give a frick about the people who abuse it (based)

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only person who saw me was a homeless dude who hates California. Anya loved him, and I gave him 10$.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    TICK ORB

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do it gay, feed the birds

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    do it in San Francisco

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not finding an open air pitbull rescue and chucking them over the fence so they rain down on the "dogs"

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's one from each state

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Give me one good reason not to release 50 ticks from all over the USA on California
    The ticks might catch something

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally some good fricking content on the /petspamming/ board.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/dogspamming/
      fify

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is completely deranged but somehow i cant deny this being based as frick.
    did you catch a few and have them breed, or did you catch all 50 yourself? if you're able to make them breed, you should go for more than just 50

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got the one on Anya and either tossed them out of a moving truck or kept them in a jar until I hit Cali.

      >Give me one good reason not to release 50 ticks from all over the USA on California
      The ticks might catch something

      Lmao you might be right.

      I hope it's one from each state

      Lmao no. I be 2/3 of them are from Pennsylvania and Nebraska.

      do it in San Francisco

      You know I 15 between LA and Sand eigo?

      Do it gay, feed the birds

      Alright, I love birds. <3

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I 15? What are you, poor? Nobody but goobers and hicks on that stretch of highway. Might as well crawl back to the flyover state you spawned in

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure you know what you're talking about? I-15 looks like 90s Cali.

          I wish I could be in a fly over state right now. They have good parking.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just release them past Mexico's border instead, that would rebalance the ecosystem a bit.

      You're supposed to breed them in your pubes, newbie.

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    California already has ticks.
    California also has the western fence lizard- an enzyme in their blood inoculates ticks and destroys lyme disease.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay sounds like they won't mind then.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based lizard. How can we adapt them to the east coast?

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know you could have just been normal and people would have given you plenty of positive attention.

    I'm entirely baffled why someone would actively try and feed off people's negative attention the way you do. It doesn't make sense to me.

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deranged homosexual

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leto says I should.

      You know you could have just been normal and people would have given you plenty of positive attention.

      I'm entirely baffled why someone would actively try and feed off people's negative attention the way you do. It doesn't make sense to me.

      I'm not doing this for attention. I hate commie land.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the big cities are you absolute doofus. The majority of CA is based.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why? they'll just eaten by possums

        >leto
        actually you should have a nice day first

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          There aren't any in Cali, or at least not that part. I would have seen dead ones on the side of the road.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you really hated it you would be sabotaging it without telling anyone to maximize the damage without getting caught

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I hate commie land
        it's weird how shit doesn't change for 10 years

        next wave of 18 year olds is as fricking moronic as us. you'll be a troony like me in 7 years too. save yourself the time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wat? I don't understand.

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