>Small >Autistic >Angry >Can take on things slightly larger than them >Deceptively smart >Mostly bark most of the time >Also prone to getting themselves BTFO extra hard
They're german.
German shepherds are, ironically, white anglo saxon protestants
Collie and their sorts are poles
Huskies are wealthy north american colonists and their memetic descendants such as uncle ted
Pitbulls are mexican
Mastiffs are blacks and arabs
Hounds are catholic europoor peasantry
Sighthounds are orthodox slavs
The other primitive spitzes are inuit and east asian
And cats are israeli
Huskies are Russian moron and if by ted you mean ted kacznsky he was 100% polish. Collies are all Scottish (sheep herding, duh), pitbulls are British, chihuahuas are the oldest mexican breed of dog around since the Aztecs. Mastiffs are the most ancient breed in the world, whose ancestors can be traced to ancient Assyria. Cats are the Africans, and worshipped in ancient Egypt.
This is the hardest dog breed to assign a human ethnic archetype to.
Dinarics, but we're not from any single country. We're tall, thin, smart and blustery and there to be brown haired (though mine is jet black because my dad isn't Dinaric, he's American, half Asian half southern Italian).
>Collie and their sorts are poles >Huskies are wealthy north american colonists and their memetic descendants such as uncle ted >Pitbulls are mexican >Mastiffs are blacks and arabs >Hounds are catholic europoor peasantry >Sighthounds are orthodox slavs >The other primitive spitzes are inuit and east asian >And cats are israeli
None of these make sense, but at least you aren't as stupid as this
Huskies are Russian moron and if by ted you mean ted kacznsky he was 100% polish. Collies are all Scottish (sheep herding, duh), pitbulls are British, chihuahuas are the oldest mexican breed of dog around since the Aztecs. Mastiffs are the most ancient breed in the world, whose ancestors can be traced to ancient Assyria. Cats are the Africans, and worshipped in ancient Egypt.
They always bark at me for some reason.
Are they normally unfriendly toward strangers or can they sense I was a dachshund killer in a previous life
Dachshund is the 2nd most aggressive breed of dog.
And yet when placed next to a lion this happens.
Game respects game
Cats are Japanese
That dog is Italian or German
Stubborn bastards.
Irish.
That's a Snoop Dogg
mexican
only mexicans own these
usually they have a chihuahua too and the two bark in unison while spinning around like dipshits
By Mexicans you mean the women right? Usually only females own these tiny dogs
>Small
>Autistic
>Angry
>Can take on things slightly larger than them
>Deceptively smart
>Mostly bark most of the time
>Also prone to getting themselves BTFO extra hard
They're german.
German shepherds are, ironically, white anglo saxon protestants
Collie and their sorts are poles
Huskies are wealthy north american colonists and their memetic descendants such as uncle ted
Pitbulls are mexican
Mastiffs are blacks and arabs
Hounds are catholic europoor peasantry
Sighthounds are orthodox slavs
The other primitive spitzes are inuit and east asian
And cats are israeli
Italians?
ugly, filthy cousin frickers
The most inbred people are actually poo in loos
And here is the dog version of indian
>north italy: lagotto romagnolo
>south italy: italian greyhound
>france: bassets
its so clear now
canadians are labs.
Huskies are Russian moron and if by ted you mean ted kacznsky he was 100% polish. Collies are all Scottish (sheep herding, duh), pitbulls are British, chihuahuas are the oldest mexican breed of dog around since the Aztecs. Mastiffs are the most ancient breed in the world, whose ancestors can be traced to ancient Assyria. Cats are the Africans, and worshipped in ancient Egypt.
You are not very smart.
Dinarics, but we're not from any single country. We're tall, thin, smart and blustery and there to be brown haired (though mine is jet black because my dad isn't Dinaric, he's American, half Asian half southern Italian).
Dogs are where they originate from and reflective of the people from their nations
That's nice, dear, but missed the point of the thread. How embarrassing for you. : (
>Collie and their sorts are poles
>Huskies are wealthy north american colonists and their memetic descendants such as uncle ted
>Pitbulls are mexican
>Mastiffs are blacks and arabs
>Hounds are catholic europoor peasantry
>Sighthounds are orthodox slavs
>The other primitive spitzes are inuit and east asian
>And cats are israeli
None of these make sense, but at least you aren't as stupid as this
guy.
All lap dogs and toy breeds are women in general
They're German you dip
Puerto rican