This is the face of death

This is the face of death

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a really really fat Borzoi

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they're so deadly, why do they look like friends

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to make you relax

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're cold, he's cold. Let the bear in.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    arent kodiaks stronger ?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apex predator my ass, I'm gonna pet the dog.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all that drool
      it's his fault for having so much bear food tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is the bear food doebeit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine standing underneath. Perhaps with an open mouth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are the same homosexual from horse and deer threads. Kys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homies pointing a gun in its face like it's going to know what it is and back off lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never hunted bear
        There's a very narrow area on the head where a gunshot will immediately kill the bear and the rest of it will piss it off until it finally dies unless you're packing an elephant gun

        The bullet will break the skull, but it'll be partially deflected and just cause massive injury instead, giving the bear about 5 minutes to freak out and maul you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. never hunted bear
          I don’t think most people can say otherwise

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unless you're packing an elephant gun
          >the bullet will break the skull, but it'll be partially deflected
          Not sure if fuddlore or shitposting, at that range even 12ga buckshot would go in one side of the bear's skull and out of the other without issues.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are a disturbing amount of people who think animal bone is basically some sort of bulletproof adamantium if thick enough. Most people don't understand shot placement is vital, and in most cases where an animal shrugs off headshots (usually due to missing a shot on the brain) they usually crawl away and die somewhere after the massive skull/vital trauma they've sustained.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, their skin is like inches thick. not the meat, but the skin over it, and then inches more of fat. so you have to put enough energy into the bullet just to make it through there, and have enough left over to hopefully crack a bone. You use buckshot in home defense specifically because how easily the shot loses its energy and doesnt go through as many walls

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >nah, their skin is like inches thick
              Have you ever SEEN what #4 buckshot does to flesh, or even just ballistic gel?
              Reliable 12+ inches of penetration, and 9+ inches of permanent cavity.
              And let's not even talk about 00 shot, which is what you'd use if you were expecting bears.
              >inb4 muh bone, muh fat
              Don't talk about things you don't understand.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are a disturbing amount of people who think animal bone is basically some sort of bulletproof adamantium if thick enough. Most people don't understand shot placement is vital, and in most cases where an animal shrugs off headshots (usually due to missing a shot on the brain) they usually crawl away and die somewhere after the massive skull/vital trauma they've sustained.

            nah, their skin is like inches thick. not the meat, but the skin over it, and then inches more of fat. so you have to put enough energy into the bullet just to make it through there, and have enough left over to hopefully crack a bone. You use buckshot in home defense specifically because how easily the shot loses its energy and doesnt go through as many walls

            >nah, their skin is like inches thick
            Have you ever SEEN what #4 buckshot does to flesh, or even just ballistic gel?
            Reliable 12+ inches of penetration, and 9+ inches of permanent cavity.
            And let's not even talk about 00 shot, which is what you'd use if you were expecting bears.
            >inb4 muh bone, muh fat
            Don't talk about things you don't understand.

            The thing about big bears like polars and grizzlies is that they're really tough and get REALLY fricking mad when wounded. You can put a bunch of holes in them and they'll keep trying to charge you until they keel over or you hit something important.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gj missing the point of my post moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never hunted bear
        There's a very narrow area on the head where a gunshot will immediately kill the bear and the rest of it will piss it off until it finally dies unless you're packing an elephant gun

        The bullet will break the skull, but it'll be partially deflected and just cause massive injury instead, giving the bear about 5 minutes to freak out and maul you

        nah, their skin is like inches thick. not the meat, but the skin over it, and then inches more of fat. so you have to put enough energy into the bullet just to make it through there, and have enough left over to hopefully crack a bone. You use buckshot in home defense specifically because how easily the shot loses its energy and doesnt go through as many walls

        I know we're all just having fun but you all *can* see that that hole is not nearly wide enough for him to get through right? Like, the most danger he would present is if he got his arm through it and you were dumb enough to just stand there within his range while he swipes blindly for a few seconds before he got frustrated and gave up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These bears are unbelievably strong. If it managed to rip off one ceiling panel, it could easily rip off more and get inside.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was a boat. They build those frickers strong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ceiling bear is watching you jerk off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ceiling bear is watching you put on weight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ikxtZZ1.png

      >ceiling bear is watching you jerk off

      imagine doing whatever it is you’re doing and looking up and seeing this
      the bricks shat would permnantently plant you in the ground

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always figured this was one of those shitty cheap underground bunkers that the poors buy who want them and the bears head is poking in at the only exit. They most likely left the top open to get fresh air, bear poped its head in and they freaked, bear wouldn't be able to get in and will eventually frick off but if they shop him in the door like that they would be trapped with a 800 pound corpse blocking the only exit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it was underground why would a bear be there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "oh hello"

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to feed it cookies from my window sill.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made for BWC (Big Walrus wiener)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bear ladies make do, I guess.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plz no boop.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >evolves to be cute so human being lower their guard around you
    clever bear

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      two spoopy

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *bonk*

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