This is my spirit animal.

This is my spirit animal.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep moving forward anon.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoooooow can you seeeeeee into my eyes

    Like open doooooooooors

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get the meme behind this thing. is it just because it's the earliest known predator that's not microscopic?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It also looks silly

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAKE ME UP

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it only took anthropoda 400 million years to rediscover grasping spikes

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    anomalocaris isnt real you've all be hoaxed

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Endless has arrived

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY SPIRITS SLEEPING SOMEWHERE COLD

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAaaaëVE ME

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is mine

    • 6 months ago
      future

      there's plushes of that. i have one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 6 months ago
    future

    opabinia regalis my beloved

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool shrimp

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I wanna know is why isn't there like a free swimming arthropod today? I mean swimming like a fish in the water column, not scuttling around on the ocean floor. I want lobsters that swim like a dolphin.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a slow but armoured creature is more efficient than using energy to swim, it seems
      Which is moronic because crabs are the jobbers of the sea

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe we need insects to go back into the ocean and do it right, like diving beetles do.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krill?
      I know it's not an arthropod but the Nautilus might be a close contender.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what are copepods

        Plankton.

        That doesn't count as swimming

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what are copepods

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what are seethepods

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what are dilatepods

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's their deal tho

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't even know how it lived.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I do.
      It was an apex predator that was feared across the seas. It had an advanced social system and dominance hierarchy where prowess in individual combat conferred status. Many attained elevated states of consciousness, I have encountered many of these creatures in my astral projections and they have readily answered my inquiries. They are aware that paleontologists are, as we speak, conspiring to start defaming them as they have done to the tyrannosaurs. This has already begun with scientists casting doubt on their ability to penetrate trilobite carapaces (they could, according to my contacts who I asked this very question). But they have grown beyond such petty concerns. Small populations continue to exist near the core of Europa, channeling its vril energy. Most left the solar system during the mid-late Cretaceous, long after their kind kind on Earth went extinct. They soar across stelar winds now fueling themselves on pure aether.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him so much

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plant, not an animal.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >plant
        >in the Cambrian

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe. It's not an animal, it's just an early plant. Or "autotroph" if you want to be autistic about it.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is literally me

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my spirit animal.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      for what purpose?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holding large sheets of paper together

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scientists have managed to recreate the sound mosasaurs would make by utilizing the shells of these animals in order to communicate with eachother

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    my spirit animal is me

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