This is my favorite bird.

This is my favorite bird.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    :V

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ew, what's wrong with that cantaloupe

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firmly grasp it

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a toadline SMASHED and SLAMMED gecko? Looking kinda beefy there.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life or death for berry bird! Death!!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET.

    THEM.

    GO.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would happen if you licked this guy's back? Something good I reckon

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for anybody wondering: don't pick these up and take pictures

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't these the ones that shoot blood through their eyes?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    redeem it at gamestop for a free jrpg

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej, classic

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does one just grab a wild bird? didn't it try to fly away?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what dog is that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, shove it back in and don't let it out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      awww it's smiling 🙂

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      medic tf2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      medic tf2

      looks strongly in likeness of Medic and Archimedes (pigeon)

      https://i.imgur.com/hXRCXeU.jpg

      You hold them gently like bread

      >You hold them gently like bread
      w..what kind of b..b..read anon?
      hamburger bun is bread, right?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is happening in this picture? Do I have brain problems? Is it shooped? Horrific mutation? An optical illusion?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a cyclopean freak

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        birth defect, looks like the skull didn't form properly

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf
    EVERYONE OF YOU
    let them fricking go

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Establish dominance on animals by grabbing them, then letting them go, after. I enjoy this, yes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      NYET

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I look like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's my bird and I will grasp it how and when I want.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna guess you're not its favorite human.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birds are just flying lizards with wings and feathers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you are just a skinny, hairless gorilla.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s true.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a bird bander? You are holding it correctly so I would assume you didn't just catch a blue jay lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've banded birds before but this guy got in my mirror trap. I'm trying to catch Grouse.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let.
    him.
    GO!

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. How did this and the stickman meme become so popular? Sure, it's funny, but how else are people supposed to share pics of the wildlife they find?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't actually have to grab an animal in your fist to take a picture of it

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he could really use a wish right now

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    now film yourself smooching it

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this how you properly grip a birb?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You hold them gently like bread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty loose banders grip. I put him on the palm of my other hand right after and he bit me and flew away.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ask because every time I've held one, I go like this

        https://i.imgur.com/hXRCXeU.jpg

        You hold them gently like bread

        but I'm trying to be easy, and that lets them more easily worm their way out of my hands.
        Your grip seems like it controls the wings better. Will try it if I am ever lucky enough to be able to hold a wild birb again.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wooooooooooooah

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    quick! someone post the meme.
    bonus points for editting it appropriately

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weirdly friendly birbs, let you pick them up

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's nice now put him down.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone check the bush

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could probably take him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a fight? right? haha

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firmly grasp it

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let him go

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