This is from the book of Enoch. Read verse 7.

This is from the book of Enoch. Read verse 7. I freakin called it, your pets will testify for or against you on Judgement Day. They will be a witness for or against you. How are you treating your pets? Because there's no fricking way they're just on this earth to laze around. They're here to observe you and your conduct.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we are now disgusting semitic desert fairy tales on the animal board

    >>>/x/

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I really hope the goldfish I kept in a bowl as a moronic kid isn't too pissed

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >book of Enoch
    heretical trash. not reading!

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enoch
    jej

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did god make people that torture animals then get mad that people torture animals? Why even make rules at all if you're going to design people to break those rules?
    >inb4 free will cop-out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God is a sadist who created things to get mad at. Basically a cosmic shitposter.

      Also the church repressed this book specifically because it was at odds with pagan roman traditions fyi. Whether something is nonsense or “inspired” is a matter of politics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't have free will without also having the ability to sin

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no desire to hurt animals and don't enjoy it. Do I have no free will?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          your brain developed normally enough without defects that would lend to aggressive tendencies towards animals, congratulations. "free will" is just a phrase humans without scientific understanding used to explain genetics and other mental defects. God is smart enough to let us hands-off automate this shit, no God wants to spend forever writing the genetic code of every creature to ever exist.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know that. But I wanted that anon who used the "free will" cop out to answer me and to think about it and how the idea of free will as justification for suffering and violence doesn't make sense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God made Adam and Eve, everything else is a genetic crapshoot that he specifically chose not to control the development of.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyone else*

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the bible is... literally an instruction book on morality.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's 2 + 2? And don't say 4, give me a proper answer.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my cat trusts me enough to let me give him a piledriver, i think ill be okay in pet regards

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is endlessly doted on and seems to love me back.
    Have fun in hell all who mistreat their furry babies, frankly, you had it coming and it gives me some peace of mind knowing what God has planned for you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm mostly thinking of the ones who post pics of themselves torturing animals, no matter how small. God is one who repays back what you have done to a living soul according to your own works and actions. Hell is called a place of destruction for a reason. They'll do to you what you done to others. And those demonic entities are ruthless. And there will be no mercy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Verse 6

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