These nuggets keep biting me

What is the Final Solution to the Mosquito Question?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy anti-mosquito paint which is what Asian countries use to battle mosquitoes

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat more bananas anon.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ventilators

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accumulate grime. When my grandpa retired he went to live on the outskirts of the city in a small hut. Not off the grid but basically in the wild. He barely ever showered and the mosquitos never bothered him. Said he only washed his privates, face and armpits regularly so he doesn't stink. And he really didn't stink. Just smelled kinda like a wild animal would.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic
    Eat lots of garlic
    And I mean lots

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there really a correlation?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I take kyolic
      They still eat me alive

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't thing diet has anything to do with it
      they used to eat me alive as a kid with a terrible all sugar and carbs diet

      during teens and 20s i was in a country without any mosquitos

      now in my 30s im back in a place with mosquitos
      im on a very strict ketogenic diet (~85% calories from fat), super deep into ketosis for about 4 years now
      eating none of the same foods i did as a kid
      they still bite me all the same, literally no difference
      they hardly bite others around me
      same house, same state of undress when we're sleeping
      1 or even no bites for them
      i wake up wth 10-20 new ones
      last week i woke up with 15 just around my left ankle

      is it to do with blood type? they prefer certain blood tpes to others?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if it's a hormonal thing.
        That they're especially keen on certain hormone mixes inside your blood. I wonder if there are studies in that area.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >during teens and 20s i was in a country without any mosquitos
        WHERE TELL ME NOW

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice try mosquito intelligence force

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            TELLLL MEEEEEE

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure there are studies that show that a preference for different bloodtypes is a real thing for mosquitos. unfortunate :d

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mosquito holocaust, now!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Total. Mosquito. Death.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was up with all the electric ranges everywhere?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiger mosquitoes? They're dumb as rocks, they fly in a beeline towards you, they're slow and land as soon as possible. European mosquitoes are smart, are small and fast, they wait for you to lie down and bide their time, and thanks to their brownish colour and smaller size are way more difficult to find. Not to mention that they have fly tier reflexes

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    could be your breathing, those Black folk used to bite the frick out of me all the time as a kid when I used to breath out of my mouth. Then I got a bunch of polyps taken out of my nose in my 20s and now I dont get bit too often

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mosquitoes are attracted by CO2, aren't they?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow Citronella and lavender around your home. Get rid of standing water. Dress appropriately or use bug spray when going where they are. ezpz

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become a richgay and place carbon traps every 500ft in all directions in a 50 mile radius.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a relevant use for this pic you keep spamming

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