These guys look real goofy until you realize how big they are.

These guys look real goofy until you realize how big they are.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario enemy

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most funny animal ever made, how can other pathetic shitheads even compare?
    what other animal even comes close in comedy?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do these fat frickers catch anything?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They catch easily-catchable prey like fish larvae and jellyfish. They're functionally moronic, plagued by skin parasites, and die if they spend too much time in cold water. Nature's perfect mistake.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brother they become disoriented and die if they go into water colder than 12C. That's pretty pathetic for a fish.

        What's it self defense? It looks like it has none and is the easiest meal a shark or orca could get. Like it seems it would be easily eaten alive with no effort on the predators part.

        Their skin is also very tough and covered in thick slime.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plagued by skin parasites,
      like basically all animals
      >and die if they spend too much time in cold water

      Oh they die if they spend too much time at the wrong temperature? Truly the worst animal, no other animal is like that

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok sunfish, no need to get all asshurt

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brother they become disoriented and die if they go into water colder than 12C. That's pretty pathetic for a fish.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They spend most of the day hunting between 500-1000 meters, they get disoriented because they're cold blooded and need the sun to warm up between dives.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.hindawi.com/journals/jmb/2017/7097965/
            >During its westward travel, dives extended to 1112m (the deepest depth yet recorded for Molidae) into temperatures ranging between 4.5°C and 23.2°C.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember seeing one at the monterey bay aquarium when they still had one. swam up against the glass and it was taller than me, already knew they were huge but you dont get a sense of perspective until you see it in person

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tank build.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's it self defense? It looks like it has none and is the easiest meal a shark or orca could get. Like it seems it would be easily eaten alive with no effort on the predators part.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is so massively large that nothing but sea lions, orcas, and large sharks can seriously eat it. Actually, according to an article I just read, sea lions don't even actually eat the pieces they rip off, they just torture them because they're pricks. And they spend most of their time at such depths that their few predators cannot even reach them. Most of the time when they're killed, it's coming or going from sunning. Also, they lay millions of eggs at a time, so they really just try to brute force everything: too big to eat, too many to eat all of.

      But if an orca or large shark get a hold of a sunfish, they have no defenses.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they really just try to brute force everything
        Based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they poisionus like other puffers? do they have tetratoxin?
        they also look like they could dodge a predator by being able to corner tighter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're faster than you'd think and my god you just have no idea how big they are if you cut off both vertical fins and stood it up it'd still be taller than you.
      You try to frickin eat that thing. If you can't by the time it gets its mass moving it'll already have descended 10,000 leagues.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate those things. has the be the only animal i'm scared shitless of

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sunfish are truly one of the funniest creatures ever concieved, how can any other animal even compare in comedy

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You be shocked what the babies looked like in size. This for example is a swordfish.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sunfish at birth.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/x2NfV75.jpg

        You be shocked what the babies looked like in size. This for example is a swordfish.

        Oh my god, they're so cute! And I'd have likely never said that of the bigger ones, especially the sunfish, the small ones are just reminding me of hard candy if It was punkish pearls and alive, lovely work of nature!

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow. They're a lot more agile and fluid swimming than I expected.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      First vid is really cool, you can see him making the most of his fins.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can they survive with chunks ripped out of them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the butthurt

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No butt, no hurt.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a tiger shark bite mark

      • 10 months ago
        Irish :)
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love ocean sunfish, here's some pics I took at the monterey bay aquarium on 2014. however, I only had a shitty 60$ windows phone so this is the best I could do.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see this quite often where I live. It's more exciting for me to see these than whales or dolphins who are quite common also.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing small dead/dying ones on the beach. 🙁

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should push the ones that are still alive back in the ocean

      Also where the hell do you live that this is a common occurence for you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fort bragg California area
        you can usually find them in the morning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they certainly are r-selection strategy beings

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nyoom plane fish

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the purpose of such a stupid shape.
    No other fish has evolved like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read they wiki. They are interesting. They have something like the highest spawn of any fish and the fry are like tiny spiky death snacks iirc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To look goofy and mog the normal shaped fish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stupid shape
      They basically got rid of as much of their body that isn't digestive system as possible

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should be burgerland's country animal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just be a conformist bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s about efficiency. 4 of the 5 heaviest species of bony fish are in the genus Mola.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are related to puffer fish and triggerfish, IIRC.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Triggerfish and filefish kinda

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they are kinda cute

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They still look goofy

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But are they intelligent?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      Aquariums train them to follow indicators.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have to handfeed them too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many fish are.
      Scripps aquarium in San Diego had a giant grooper that spent all day at the edge of the tank watching people. She had a massive tank but spent everyday at eye level at the closest part of her tank to the main aisle (her eyeballs were the size of golfballs). It was interesting to watch her watching people. She was aware of individuals and would float up or down so she could look adults or children directly eye to eye.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can jump out of the water and with their massive size they could hurt you bad if you are unlucky enough to be on the way.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went scuba diving the other day but I didn't see shit, I wish I get lucky the next time, guide said sometimes sunfish get close enough to the coast.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love baby whales. They're very cute.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't a baby whale be big?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love baby whales. They're very cute.

      That's not a baby whale, it's the whales escape pod.

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