There is no worse breed of dog than these Awful Shitheads

There is no worse breed of dog than these Awful Shitheads

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My childhood dog was an aussie we got from the humane society and he was the best dog I have ever had. He was an adult when we got him but didn't even know what stairs were yet. He was friendly with everyone and played nice with our cats and us kids, the only people he hated were Mexicans and we suspected he grew up on a farm and was abused by the workers until he ran away. He'd bark and growl at hispanic friends we had over but never bit them.
    We had a farm so he got plenty of time to run and play, it wasn't fully fenced in so he could have gotten out but he never tried, we'd all leave for work and school and he'd just entertain himself and wait under a tree until we got home. I can't imagine keeping one cooped up in a house all day.
    I still miss you Ty, you were a good boy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sad!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems they are either energetic and evil, or so moronic and lazy they might as well be a cat.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Husky

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They give great head

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't even take ivermectin. KWAB

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of you must be terrible dog owners or have no clue about bringing them up. I've had absolutely no problem with any aussie breed.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I went too harsh on you folks, but I actually sympathize with you in the same way than adult can sympathize with the kid who’s getting bullied in school because although very innocent, a childhood bully can be, its nothing but horse play in the end. the only reason you guys are so against these dogs is because they symbolize something that you deep down inside your self hate. they symbolize the bully in school. The childhood bully and you are the victim in this case. mini aussie owners are usually very sociable and they actually dominate dog parks in groups of five or more. I get it, you can’t be a part of the club, you’re not with the cool kids, so you shit post, make up lies, and rumors because deep down inside you’re hurting, because you never got invited to the party.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even as you look at this photo, you may notice a Chihuahua in the background. Don’t ever forget that the rat dog was invited to the party over your dog, and even in this case the Chihuahua is considered a mini Australian shepherd, because there is no breed standard most of these mini dogs are just bred with terrier and have high levels of neuroticism.

      Anyways, as I finish wiping my ass here, there’s nothing left for this conversation no more goods to be reaped no more rewards to seek as I flush the toilet I will cease this conversation and I will leave this chat. cope if you must seethe if you will.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laughing my ass off at all these homosexuals that are scared of 30 pound dogs that are not even real Australian Shepherds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ySiFTXE.jpg

      Maybe I went too harsh on you folks, but I actually sympathize with you in the same way than adult can sympathize with the kid who’s getting bullied in school because although very innocent, a childhood bully can be, its nothing but horse play in the end. the only reason you guys are so against these dogs is because they symbolize something that you deep down inside your self hate. they symbolize the bully in school. The childhood bully and you are the victim in this case. mini aussie owners are usually very sociable and they actually dominate dog parks in groups of five or more. I get it, you can’t be a part of the club, you’re not with the cool kids, so you shit post, make up lies, and rumors because deep down inside you’re hurting, because you never got invited to the party.

      Even as you look at this photo, you may notice a Chihuahua in the background. Don’t ever forget that the rat dog was invited to the party over your dog, and even in this case the Chihuahua is considered a mini Australian shepherd, because there is no breed standard most of these mini dogs are just bred with terrier and have high levels of neuroticism.

      Anyways, as I finish wiping my ass here, there’s nothing left for this conversation no more goods to be reaped no more rewards to seek as I flush the toilet I will cease this conversation and I will leave this chat. cope if you must seethe if you will.

      tldr collie cope essay

      aussies are just aggressive dogs

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Without fail.

      https://i.imgur.com/P1mXd51.png

      There is no worse breed of dog than these Awful Shitheads

      Imagine how it happened
      >Hey dude let's make a dog it's like...
      >a border collie
      >but it's as big of a shithead as a heeler
      >and really fricking stupid! but it still tries to act like a smart dog yknow it's all energetic
      >Crikey! That sounds like a c**t! Don't do it.
      >Too late mate my heeler fricked a border collie with downs syndrome
      Australoids were a mistake.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >without fail
        I know the Russian dog rapist is quite obsessed with Aussies constantly making threads about them, it’s probably a fetish.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of people dislike aussies. They bite everything that moves. My dog was bit by one once and the owner blamed him.

          Russian dog rapists? You might be some sort of schizo.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I judge a whole breed of dogs based off of one trivial occurrence.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shitbullgays thrive off this line of thinking btw

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yours too? A mini aussie bit my cat at the vet. A week later an aussie bit my hand at petsmart.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No shit adding terrier to any breed of dog is a bad idea especially one built for working like an Australian Shepherd but that is not an Aussie. It’s a mini Aussie or a toy Aussie and if you think Aussies are bad wait until you discover what a pitbull is, or a heeler, or any breed of dog made to bite or pinch.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My pit is cool as hell. He got his nose popped every time he tried to bite as a puppy so he never bites.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pits and huskies are always the nicest dogs in my experience. Collies are distrustful and nippy.

                I understand, they need to protect sheep, but train your frickin dogs

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/C7jQRct.jpg

                Laughing my ass off at all these homosexuals that are scared of 30 pound dogs that are not even real Australian Shepherds

                The one that bit me at petsmart was large

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heelers aren’t related, they’re their own special kind of moron that was mixed with pitbull and occasionally shows it’s ancestry by taking a kid’s face off.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My neighbor had one of these. He literally had to be kept on a short leash. He was so pretty and would let people get close, then he would full on bite you. He bit many people. And his owner twice.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literal farm equipment. Having one as a companion is moronic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re great companions, but if you don’t have a farm, they become a full time job. Mine guards chickens and herds goats and still demands an hour of frisbee time and an hour of snuggling per day.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're working dogs. If they don't have a job they get bored and get into trouble. Get a chihuahua if it's too much for you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If they don't have a job they get bored and get into trouble.

      black crime statistics

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blacks blacks blacks blacks I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT BLACKS

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i cannot draw parallels or extrapolate on information i acquire

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Animals and People are equivalent and any unironic comparison in behaviour is completely fair and free of personal biases and bigotry
            Ok moron.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if you give animals free stuff they become dependant on you
              >except for people that totally doesnt happen. welfare queens are a racist stereotypek8mr2

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How will a dog pay me for the stuff I give them?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                affection and loyalty, and you cant put a price on those.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Extrapolation without basis is bad though, It's what people use for vidya game theories and they're 80% bullshit... Parallels are often lazy or plain wrong once you jump out of basic symbolisms too, shit's fun to do but not foolproof for sure 🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A friend of mine had one that must've been the laziest example of the breed. It lived just fine in a townhouse in a major city, and was content with a few long, regular walks. No neurotic behavior or compulsive chewing of objects, he was genuinely the most laid back dig I've known.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are exceptions. Always are. But normally they like wide open spaces to run around and have cows to chase.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most working dogs still make good pets. Like every gun dog, most hunting dogs in general, every sled dog, most guard dogs, german shepherds and malinois...

      All great pets if you have two brain cells to rub together, they won't do anything a mutt wouldn't. They might eat a few cats but w/e they shouldn't be in your yard.

      But collies are literally mentally ill. They have some form of horrid obsessive disorder to make them act like obedience robots, so if you don't do constant obedience with them, they eat their own feet. Literally.

      Aussies are by far the worst of collies because in addition to becoming extremely mentally ill if they are not herding sheep every single day, they are aggressive 24/7.

      I would be fine with total aussie extermination except for the ones actually working. Even a mal is less likely to bite you.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. Total aussie death.

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