the fuck is this thing. should i be concerned

the frick is this thing
should i be concerned

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an Apiomerus. A true bug, also called a bee assassin. They can bite people which leaves a little blister that itches. Nothing serious though. Usually.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sure? I don't think it quite has the right head shape for an Apiomerus. Do you have a good reference pic for me? It looks more like the plant bug nymphs I get in the lab when rearing Thrips

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. You're right. It's definitely a stink bug. I was just going off of memory. But after looking, it's definitely a type of shield bug, four foot leaf nymph, whatever you want to call it.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a Japanese breastsucker beetle. their shells are nearly indestructible and they can fly for twenty thousand miles without blinking. they also have a bite so painful that people bit by the beetle often say it felt like getting the hbulltinup too hughduth when its cant before anytime.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heres a genuine answer, op: Looks like some kind of plant bug. Not a tick, not a roach, not an assfricker beetle. You'll be fine, just let it outside

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm those legs, and that abdomen, wait, oh my god. OP get out of there, It's a Brazilian buttfricker beetle.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just scoop him up and chuck him outside

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heres a genuine answer, op: Looks like some kind of plant bug. Not a tick, not a roach, not an assfricker beetle. You'll be fine, just let it outside

      he was dead when i found him 🙁

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assfricker beetles are real though, so be careful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, if you ever get an itchy butthole it's a sign you're infested with them. Thankfully they're easy to spot, so get a hand mirror and carefully inspect your anus for beetles.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like you’ve got crotch critters.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      noooo what does that MEAN
      what is the name of this buggg

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a coyote I think, call aminal control before it gives you the rabies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/b5Cfxo0.jpg

      its not a tick is it? im very sheltered and now i live in a shitty old building that could plausibly have pest problems

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's a coyote I just told you that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no its too large looking to be a tick and the legs are way too long

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a tick. Source: does not look like a tick.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im in the NW US

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