The Chicken Orb:

It gives chickens the freedom to forage outside of the chickenyard and in the garden without fear of getting eaten. You pop a chicken in the Orb, secure the orb gate, escort the chicken to a suitable foraging area, and away they go.
The chicken moves the orb in its desired direction, foraging bugs and foliage.
When foraging time is up, simply escort them back to the enclosure and release back into the coop.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, could this also work for larger animals and would it be fox and wolfsafe..?

    Could actually be a way to get caninehaters that put up smorgasboards with food everywhere and then get surprised that odd time when an animal takes a snack on the go because well taking the animals inside or keeping them safe at night and so on is of course inconcievable for some reason.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LIVE IN ZE ORB

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it compatible with roosters?

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just fit my chickens with a Man-portable TOW launcher. Those coyotes never knew what hit them

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steals your cagecluck

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf this isn't natural

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOW we chorbin'

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, we're half way to the perfect egg farm. Now we just need to put in in a vacuum and the math will work itself out.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do they get out? How do you get them in there? How do you get the eggs out??

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I gotta say is that my hens free range without the orb or a fence and freedom ain't free.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    they will constantly hurt their neck and feet. predators can still hurt or kill them, while the chicken cant escape, they cant run fast, fly or hide with this thing.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      chickens can't fly, hide or run fast in the general case

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your chickens suck, bro

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    All animals should be put into orbs. Yes, even the microscopic ones.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like your thinking!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I posted this a few hours before cormac mccarthy died

        holy frick

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we have cat orbs? Seems like a way to let them out without them killing birds or getting easily eaten.
    Also, for a moment I was afraid these were chicken orbs in the sense of "tick orb."

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cats usually dont get eaten, they're very smart at getting away. Unless you live in cayote territory then all pets are getting eaten

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cats usually don't get eaten
        birds of prey are impossible for them to avoid, and because of domestication they hang out in the open. they also get killed by dogs quite often.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason why outdoor cats have significantly shorter average livespans than indoor cats is that most of them get eaten. It's not disease or fighting, it's predation.

        Growing up, my mother insisted on getting us cats, and letting them outside, and of 12 I can remember the names of, 3 died of old age or cancer or whatever, and the other 9 ended up getting eaten by something.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if you live in a rural area they get eaten. If you live in the suburbs or city I think most just end up squarshed or poisoned.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the area, but in most of the US, urban coyotes are a huge contributor to cat mortality. Foxes eat them too.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you live in the suburbs or city I think most just end up squarshed or poisoned.
            >the girls watching the fence for another snack:

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the neighborhood birdchad watching from a tree waiting to deliver karma to the first cat that relaxes for five seconds

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the first person to die from their skull getting Super Monkey Balled on by the neighbour's obese ginger frick rolling itself off the roof.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a tick orb?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, what's a tick orb with you?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's an anon famously trying to make a ball of resin and preserved swollen ticks

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why dont we make it easy for subhumans to catch and torture cats
      not to mention their way of walking around is completely restricted. just put them on a leash at that point.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a chicken orb for humans

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/o4p28F3.jpg

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure those exist

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chickens scratch and dignthroufh the ground and foilage. Your chastity cage for chickens is dumb and massively hinders their ability to search for, hunt and eat their prey.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only video footage that isn't by the inventor I can find is one silkie constantly stumbling while trying to walk, but it might just be too small a breed for the orb.
    I can appreciate the idea wanting to keep the birds safe without cooping them up all day, yet it looks a little too clunky to move around in.

    I don't even keep chickens but I'm now envisioning all sorts of strategies, one being picrel which I shittely shooped together for laughs. It's based on the collars of sheep dogs in wolf or bear territory, but the chickens would probably hurt eachother as well, get stuck in shit all the time and I would also frick myself over if I had to retrieve them lmao.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >punk chickens
      Neat

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one being picrel which I shittely shooped together for laughs
      Not at all, I was expecting this to be a real product.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    cluck cage

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehehe

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is dumb as shit.
    1) Most animals that would carry the chicken could just as easily carry the orb with the chicken inside.
    2) Animals that attack the chicken first still have a huge chance of hurting/maiming/killing it in the cage.
    3) This is all assuming the cage even survives an attack. It looks fragile as shit.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most animals that would carry the chicken could just as easily carry the orb with the chicken inside.
      would they, though? I know some birds are smart but consider a chicken hawk or whatever. would it be clever enough to know that pick up orb = pick up chicken = meal?
      asking genuinely, I have no idea how smart predatory birds are

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're slightly smarter than mammalian predators.

        Just completely soulless, to make room in their skull. Which actually makes them much more efficient problem solvers than an equally intelligent mammal.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be hawk
        >pick orb
        BirbWhut.gif
        >drop

        >be chicken
        >flightless until hawk cousin shows up
        >soaring through air
        >suddenly faster
        >suddenly too faster
        >explode

        I think the predatory birds will be alright anon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      most animals wouldn't be able to get their snout through the holes, much less pull the chicken out. the idea isn't to 100% stop predation but rather deter it / buy them time

      >Most animals that would carry the chicken could just as easily carry the orb with the chicken inside.
      would they, though? I know some birds are smart but consider a chicken hawk or whatever. would it be clever enough to know that pick up orb = pick up chicken = meal?
      asking genuinely, I have no idea how smart predatory birds are

      i could see a fox or yote carrying it off but even if they did, they would still have a hard time getting at the chicken within

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mammals that have gotten my chickens usually pull them off into the woods asap while the bird makes a LOT of noise, and often I manage to run them down because chickens are pretty heavy for them to carry. Such an orb would make it much more of a pain in the ass for a fox to haul one off. They couldn't possibly pick the whole ball up, so they'd have to drag it, and the bird is going to be going ballistic inside.
      Giving just one minute of delay on their hunt would dramatically decrease lazily supervised free range fatalities, and I bet a wire orb could do that.

      I think predatory birds would be able to kill and eat the chickens through the orb

      I doubt it. Predatory birds usually can't do shit to kill anything unless they pin it with their talons, and they can't do that through the orb. Probably they'd dive in, grab the cage, end up rolling onto the ground. Since the chicken is actually free inside, the orb is going to be rolling all over the place as it freaks the frick out, and the raptor will be forced to let go after getting tossed around for a while. Even if they don't, I doubt much damage could be done. Usually the swoop and crush does most of the work, and the cage would protect really well against that. At any rate, you'll know something is up and be able to go out and shoo the hawk or whatever away.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk man. Had a day where I found three dead chickens before I had a rooster and figured they were smart enough to fend from predation.

        I should say, I found two completely headless chicken corpses, and a pile of feathers, and a missing third chicken who never returned.

        The only true chicken defense is a bad mawfrickin rooster.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wage cages for men and slave spheres for their animals. A match made in heaven

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you just weaponize your chickens?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get the tape off without waxing the hamster?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        once weaponized, the hamster can never return to a normal life again. the tape will always remain.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      We cant go back to Arizona

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alas never leave how without your kmife.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rats In Amnesia the Bunker be like:

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dorb. While wearing they can never die.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly deer

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Byron has escaped the dark continent????

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My husky would probably kill it anyways and then bring me the orb as a prize

    Thanks for the free chicken bro but please fence your farm. Chickens destroy everything they touch.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the crop.
      They'll go through my garden and eat fresh weed sprouts and bugs but leave my crops alone (once they're no longer fresh sprouts).
      Totally dependant on crop of course.
      They won't eat garlic, onion, tomatoes, green beans or peas but they'll eat any type of greens like collard, spinach, kale, radish or carrot tops.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they'll just eat everything but the potatoes
        Wonderful. They wreck ornamental plants too. I had sumac sprouts, I was glad they came up, they were just getting started, I was going to have a whole colony, I was hyped. A chicken flew in and totally destroyed them down to the stalks.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My husky
      Stopped reading right there

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strange but alright. Wouldn't predators still be able to get at chickens that have their heads poking out of the orb?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think predatory birds would be able to kill and eat the chickens through the orb

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno man. Where I live the chickens roam through a lot of bushes and thorns, I think the orb would get entangled

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow, i love the chicken orb

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    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dog looks somewhat intimidated

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/z5WXbA0.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/N1ap5be.jpg

      Is this what they meant by intruding in God's domain?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soon

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