The cat owner's trolley dilemma:

The cat owner's trolley dilemma:

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >companion
    Vs
    >food
    >food
    >bug protein processing machine (food)
    Hmmm hard decision

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the cat. Easy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cat deserve to live

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No dilemma, save the cat, final.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the location but in most places a farmer can legally kill a dog if said dog is or was a threat to the livestock.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Carnivore lives are valuable. Herbivore lives are not. Carnivores have minds and can suffer. Herbivores do not have true souls because they were created by god to be eaten. Simple as.

    You managed to not sound moronic up until that point. Be honest homosexual. You come from a society that values domestic pets over that of livestock to an extent(your mutt kills my egg producers it eats a bullet tho) Nothing wrong with this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      both of you sound like cloudy moonshine drinking dumbass hicks with a single personality trait
      just start dating

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that convert trash "food"
    You will absolutely starve if a famine hits our society.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The choice would be
    >starve
    >not starve
    I would kill the fricking toxoplasmosis carrier. But ALAS, I also understand the importance of having cats around if you keep chikens and other farm animals, has someone who had to deal with rats for a while. It got to a point where I couldn't even eat my chickens because of them. So I got a cats and they did me well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 dogcucks start with the "nooooo muh terriers!!" shit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah and your dog doesn't "actually" love you. It's just been bred to be slavishly devoted to humans over thousands of years.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You can program a robot to do that. Big deal.
    This might unironically be the stupidest post I've ever read on this board

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a carnivore and so is my pet, so what?
    plus veganism kills animals too, how do you think they grow all those plants and put them on the shelves of your local supermarket? they use pesticides and gallons upon gallons of water for all those crops.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Souls aren't real.
    >Herbivores range from simple to complex.
    >Humans are omnivorous.
    >Suffering is natural, and humans largely take lives more elegantly than 99% of any predator that has ever existed.
    >Life is not a fairy tale. Get over it.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Souls aren't real.
    Herbivores range from simple to complex.
    Humans are omnivorous.
    Suffering is natural, and humans largely take lives more elegantly than 99% of any predator that has ever existed.
    Life is not a fairy tale. Get over it.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The animals on the bottom track wouldn't exist if they hadn't been raised as food. There is no dilemma.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pull the lever, unless the cat is stuck, there is no way he's not gonna move on his own.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not my problem

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just pull the lever and pick up the cat

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the dilema, save the cat and in a minute you have a lot of free meat to eat, like that one time a cattle transporter crashed near my house and all the cows died, the owner let the people of my town eat the cows for free and we had BBQ for days

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cat would jump off the tracks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cow's really the only one dumb enough to not move.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Switch cuz the cat is small and between the tracks so the tram will drive over it without harm

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    time for multi track drifting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, I only know what that is because of that one board's banner.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks like we're having burgers tonight

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idgi. why is this specific to cat owners?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs can thrive on a plant-based diet since they are omnivores.

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