Tern, possibly. An Arctic Tern, perhaps.

Tern, possibly. An Arctic Tern, perhaps.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Irrelevant birds. Never heard of them.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    destruction of terns

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the wheel in the sky keeps on terning

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ternrrible thread

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    beautiful animal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terns are not animals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there are no ternms to describe their beauty

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A tern for the worst.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm voting for Terny Sanders in 2024

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was working all night in my office
    When a man I had recently killed
    Called me up from a phone near my building
    So I looked out the window at him
    He had the same obsequious manner
    That was the reason I had him killed
    So to calm my nerves I sang this song
    To him, over the phone
    Tern around, tern around
    There's a thing there that can be found
    Tern around, tern around
    It's a human skull on the ground
    Human skull on the ground
    Tern around
    I was out by myself in the graveyard
    I was doing an interpretive dance
    When I felt something heavy and pointed
    Strike me in the back of the neck
    And then the ghost of my dance instructor
    Pushed me down into an open grave
    And as dirt rained down she played a xylophone
    And sang me this song
    Tern around, tern around
    There's a thing there that can be found
    Tern around, tern around
    It's a human skull on the ground
    Human skull on the ground
    Tern around
    We were waving our arms out the window
    Of a fast moving passenger train
    Acting in an irresponsible fashion
    Until the engineer whose back had been turned
    And who we thought would find us highly amusing
    Quickly swiveled his head around
    And his face which was a paper-white mask of evil
    Sang us this song
    Tern around, (round) tern around (round)
    There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
    Tern around, (found) tern around (round)
    It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
    Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
    Tern around (tern around, tern around)
    Tern around, (round) tern around (round)
    There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
    Tern around, (found) tern around (round)
    It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
    Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
    Tern around (tern around, tern around)

    They Might Be Giants "Tern around"
    From the album "Apollo 18"

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was working all night in my office
    When a man I had recently killed
    Called me up from a phone near my building
    So I looked out the window at him
    He had the same obsequious manner
    That was the reason I had him killed
    So to calm my nerves I sang this song
    To him, over the phone
    Turn around, turn around
    There's a thing there that can be found
    Turn around, turn around
    It's a human skull on the ground
    Human skull on the ground
    Turn around
    I was out by myself in the graveyard
    I was doing an interpretive dance
    When I felt something heavy and pointed
    Strike me in the back of the neck
    And then the ghost of my dance instructor
    Pushed me down into an open grave
    And as dirt rained down she played a xylophone
    And sang me this song
    Turn around, turn around
    There's a thing there that can be found
    Turn around, turn around
    It's a human skull on the ground
    Human skull on the ground
    Turn around
    We were waving our arms out the window
    Of a fast moving passenger train
    Acting in an irresponsible fashion
    Until the engineer whose back had been turned
    And who we thought would find us highly amusing
    Quickly swiveled his head around
    And his face which was a paper-white mask of evil
    Sang us this song
    Turn around, (round) turn around (round)
    There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
    Turn around, (found) turn around (round)
    It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
    Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
    Turn around (turn around, turn around)
    Turn around, (round) turn around (round)
    There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
    Turn around, (found) turn around (round)
    It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
    Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
    Turn around (turn around, turn around)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was working all night in my office
      When a man I had recently killed
      Called me up from a phone near my building
      So I looked out the window at him
      He had the same obsequious manner
      That was the reason I had him killed
      So to calm my nerves I sang this song
      To him, over the phone
      Tern around, tern around
      There's a thing there that can be found
      Tern around, tern around
      It's a human skull on the ground
      Human skull on the ground
      Tern around
      I was out by myself in the graveyard
      I was doing an interpretive dance
      When I felt something heavy and pointed
      Strike me in the back of the neck
      And then the ghost of my dance instructor
      Pushed me down into an open grave
      And as dirt rained down she played a xylophone
      And sang me this song
      Tern around, tern around
      There's a thing there that can be found
      Tern around, tern around
      It's a human skull on the ground
      Human skull on the ground
      Tern around
      We were waving our arms out the window
      Of a fast moving passenger train
      Acting in an irresponsible fashion
      Until the engineer whose back had been turned
      And who we thought would find us highly amusing
      Quickly swiveled his head around
      And his face which was a paper-white mask of evil
      Sang us this song
      Tern around, (round) tern around (round)
      There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
      Tern around, (found) tern around (round)
      It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
      Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
      Tern around (tern around, tern around)
      Tern around, (round) tern around (round)
      There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
      Tern around, (found) tern around (round)
      It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
      Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
      Tern around (tern around, tern around)

      They Might Be Giants "Tern around"
      From the album "Apollo 18"

      Ternific !

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That tern looks fricking stupid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was working all night in my office
      When a man I had recently killed
      Called me up from a phone near my building
      So I looked out the window at him
      He had the same obsequious manner
      That was the reason I had him killed
      So to calm my nerves I sang this song
      To him, over the phone
      Tern around, tern around
      There's a thing there that can be found
      Tern around, tern around
      It's a human skull on the ground
      Human skull on the ground
      Tern around
      I was out by myself in the graveyard
      I was doing an interpretive dance
      When I felt something heavy and pointed
      Strike me in the back of the neck
      And then the ghost of my dance instructor
      Pushed me down into an open grave
      And as dirt rained down she played a xylophone
      And sang me this song
      Tern around, tern around
      There's a thing there that can be found
      Tern around, tern around
      It's a human skull on the ground
      Human skull on the ground
      Tern around
      We were waving our arms out the window
      Of a fast moving passenger train
      Acting in an irresponsible fashion
      Until the engineer whose back had been turned
      And who we thought would find us highly amusing
      Quickly swiveled his head around
      And his face which was a paper-white mask of evil
      Sang us this song
      Tern around, (round) tern around (round)
      There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
      Tern around, (found) tern around (round)
      It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
      Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
      Tern around (tern around, tern around)
      Tern around, (round) tern around (round)
      There's a thing there that can be found (there's a thing there that can be)
      Tern around, (found) tern around (round)
      It's a human skull on the ground (it's a human skull on the)
      Human skull (ground) on the ground (round)
      Tern around (tern around, tern around)

      They Might Be Giants "Tern around"
      From the album "Apollo 18"

      They never said that

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Byrds, Tern! Tern! Tern!

    To everything (Tern, tern, tern)
    There is a season (Tern, tern, tern)
    And a time to every purpose under heaven

    A time to be hatch, a time to hide
    A time to fly, a time to land
    A time to eat fish, a time to lay eggs
    A time to sing, a time to wait

    To everything (Tern, tern, tern)
    There is a season (Tern, tern, tern)
    And a time to every purpose under heaven

    A time to build up a nest, a time to break it down
    A time to dance in the sky, a time to mourn on the ground
    A time to cast away droppings
    A time to gather twigs together

    To everything (Tern, tern, tern)
    There is a season (Tern, tern, tern)
    And a time to every purpose under heaven

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Entern Sandman

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enter sandtern

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is that on the right

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not certern

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it might be a juvenile Tern

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I declare that the ternination of this thread

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will always retern, you can't stop it

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terns and conditions apply

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    One good tern deserves another

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice tern

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb tern

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tern me right round baby right round
    Like a record baby right rind, right round

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    high t thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Testostern ON

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this real?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Non, he looks roided up

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread, a shit thread perhaps

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to tern your life around

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    (Tern around)
    Every now and then I get a little bird lonely
    And you're never flying 'round
    (Tern around)
    Every now and then I get a little bird tired
    Of listening to the sound of my noot-noot
    (Tern around)
    Every now and then I get a little bird nervous
    That the bird of all the yards have gone by
    (Tern around)
    Every now and then I get a little bird terrified
    And then I see the look in your eyes

    (Tern around, bright feathers)
    Every now and then I fly apart
    (Tern around, bright feathers)
    Every now and then I fly apart

    (Tern around)
    Every now and then I get a little bird restless
    And I dream of something wild
    (Tern around)
    Every now and then I get a little bird helpless
    And I'm lying like a chick in your wings
    (Tern around)
    Every now and then I get a little bird angry
    And I know I've got to fly out and chirp
    (Tern around)
    Every now and then I get a little bird terrified
    But then I see the look in your eyes

    Total tern of the heart

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get it

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      r

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        n

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a hummingbird

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're fricking moronic

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tern your blue light filter on, your eyes are obviously fried.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's an eagle

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seagull

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    t

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      e

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    uɹǝʇ

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a bit to much quieterness, here

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sternpost

    In the afternoon of northwestern,
    Like a lantern at the postern of the cistern,
    Like a bittern sternerly on his lectern,
    Pattern of utterness eternity,
    As paternal as maternal in fraternity,
    Never slatternly,
    A tern,
    At the stern

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in ternation?

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you haven't internalized its value.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has reterned.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I hire one as an intern?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ore no tern

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually tried to revive the Tern thread once a couple months ago, but it died
    Guess it just wasn't my tern

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ternabout is fair play, after all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tern thread never dies.
      It is eternal.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was that a pun.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We could tern it into one.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for everything
    (tern tern tern)
    there is a season
    (tern tern tern)

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about terns.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time to tern a new leaf

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You had your tern!

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh god here we go again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tern yourself over to the ternposting

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BACKSTREET BOYS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nooo!

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a right tern

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong tern

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do left terns exist?

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