Talking Snake

So I was reading the Bible and the beginning there is a talking snake in Genesis.
So I want to ask: is it possible for a snake to talk?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a snake, it's quetzalcoatl before he got ousted by angry sand people and had to fly over and seek worship in south america.

    Basically none of the gods are what they say they are, they're just extradimensional aliens that depend on human measurement of quantum states to enjoy a more well defined existence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >creator of the fifth humanity
      >is the morning star
      >one of the gods that did not, in fact, demand human sacrifice
      >best buds with a dog god who guided the dead to the afterlife, who was the evening star
      >one of the major ones that did demand human sacrifices was a depicted was able to forgive peoples sins and was associated with cats
      >that guy was also related to fire, just like jesus was the son of or an incarnation of yahweh, who frequently appeared as fire and shared etymology with other cultures fire gods
      >cats were the favorite animal of several cultures that claim a special connection to yahweh
      Checks out.

      Birds, snakes, and dogs are our ancient friends. Fire is evil. cats are respectable but shouldn't be trusted.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a better question, which soecies of snake was it, a viper, an elapid, boa?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it odd that the snake hated man but his disciples all call themselves philanthropists

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no snakes can't talk

    the bibble is not real

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bibble is not real
      my bible, standing on the shelf when i realised its not real (pic)

      isn't it odd that the snake hated man but his disciples all call themselves philanthropists

      >isn't it odd that the snake hated man
      one of most popular discourse is "what fruit was it, cos not a apple" in reality only thing "consumed by snake" was Eve

      The snake is not a snake. It's a symbol.
      Like if a guy is known as the fox then someone might write "the fox said this and that" and by fox they mean the guy

      >The snake is not a snake. It's a symbol.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's real and I can prove it: just go to the nearest hotel and look in one of their night stands

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No the talking snake is a symbolic representation of an ancient god who loved humans and gave them wisdom and intelligence, from before the israelites turned to monotheism and started worshipping an evil god who wanted humans to just be obedient slaves.

    See Enki for reference to a similar religion

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but can snakes talk.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you pretend. Does the bible say snake? I thought it says dragon. Dragons can talk.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The snake is not a snake. It's a symbol.
          Like if a guy is known as the fox then someone might write "the fox said this and that" and by fox they mean the guy

          It says serpent actually, so a snake.
          It doesn't appear to be a symbol it's very literal and clearly a snake.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dragon were originally just large serpents.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              dragon literally translate into serpent,d ragons having wings, and shit doesnt come into being until the middle ages, well past well the bible was written

              If you pretend. Does the bible say snake? I thought it says dragon. Dragons can talk.

              It's not a dragon because the author would of called it that, similar to it there js an actual dragon in the book of Revelation so there seems to be a clear distinction.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Snakes can't breath fire and don't have wings and don't care about gold though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Snakes can't breath fire and don't have wings
                LIES

                no snakes can't talk

                the bibble is not real

                >no snakes can't talk
                Harry Potter confirm that snakes have language, its sort of hard to learn it

                [...]

                It says serpent actually, so a snake.
                It doesn't appear to be a symbol it's very literal and clearly a snake.

                >it says serpent actually, so a snake.
                you know, that that "serpent" supposed to have legs in paradise? and gods sort of cursed snake to eat dust, im not familiar with dust eating species

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Having wings and hording treasure were ascribed to dragons much later on from them. And breathing fire was interchangeable with venom.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            dragon literally translate into serpent,d ragons having wings, and shit doesnt come into being until the middle ages, well past well the bible was written

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The snake is not a snake. It's a symbol.
        Like if a guy is known as the fox then someone might write "the fox said this and that" and by fox they mean the guy

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