>take a bee. >remove everything cute and beneficial about them. >make them into a miniature eldritch horror

>take a bee
>remove everything cute and beneficial about them
>make them into a miniature eldritch horror
>make them have a busted spawn rate
>make them spawn camp your home
Why

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you take a mortal bee
    and put him in control
    watch him become a wasp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bees are basically just vegan wasps. Insect PETA.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything beneficial about them
    Hello plebbit

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They kill caterpillars. Keeping them from defoliating all the plants.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am convinced The Hornet is the prime example of the tipping point in evolution when your existence is subject to utter brutality and you are forced to evolve to be more brutal than the thing brutalising you.

    Like at some point hornets long ago were really chilled out and easy going. Then something came along and just forced them to become this embodiment of rage and hatred.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfathomably based. I want to do a deep dive on the hornet all of a sudden

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're really fricking cool honestly! Hornets are really just flying ants, honestly. Ants are actually super brutal, especially army ants and fire ants. Hornets are also omnivorous eusocial hymenoptera but can fly so scary scary.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some ants can fly. SimAnt taught me that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hornets are really just flying ants, honestly.
          Ants are really just degenerated wasps. Wasp morlocks. Where wasps - hornets are just really big wasps - fly and have excellent vision, ants dig tunnels and have poor to no eyesight.
          Ants are what happens when your ancestors decide to make a living underground. Lose eyesight, lose the ability to fly, become a dwarf, but suddenly there are trillions of you and you overwhelm everything through sheer numbers.
          Yeah, they did eventually make it above ground again, but their earliest ancestor was basically a mole wasp.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ants are dwarfmaxxed wasps

            Oh my god you're so right.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw wanna dwarfmax because 5'2
              >can't grow facial hair to save my life
              Guess its the Hobbit life for me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >minoxidil
                >microneedle
                >emu oil
                >rosemary oil
                >collagen
                >ditenatious earth
                worked for me. im the only one in my family that can grow facial hair other than a goatee.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans have a little tiny bit of this left; your uncanny valley revulsion is a leftover from your urge to murder competing early hominids. We succeeded.
      >inb4 no it's about avoiding corpses
      Why does it intensify with movement homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uncanny valley revulsion is a leftover from your urge to murder competing early hominids
        No, it isn't.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        pitygay detected
        have a nice day

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I work in mysterious ways

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because funny 🙂

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