>take a bee
>remove everything cute and beneficial about them
>make them into a miniature eldritch horror
>make them have a busted spawn rate
>make them spawn camp your home
Why
>take a bee. >remove everything cute and beneficial about them. >make them into a miniature eldritch horror
you take a mortal bee
and put him in control
watch him become a wasp
Bees are basically just vegan wasps. Insect PETA.
everything beneficial about them
Hello plebbit
They kill caterpillars. Keeping them from defoliating all the plants.
I am convinced The Hornet is the prime example of the tipping point in evolution when your existence is subject to utter brutality and you are forced to evolve to be more brutal than the thing brutalising you.
Like at some point hornets long ago were really chilled out and easy going. Then something came along and just forced them to become this embodiment of rage and hatred.
Unfathomably based. I want to do a deep dive on the hornet all of a sudden
They're really fricking cool honestly! Hornets are really just flying ants, honestly. Ants are actually super brutal, especially army ants and fire ants. Hornets are also omnivorous eusocial hymenoptera but can fly so scary scary.
Some ants can fly. SimAnt taught me that.
>Hornets are really just flying ants, honestly.
Ants are really just degenerated wasps. Wasp morlocks. Where wasps - hornets are just really big wasps - fly and have excellent vision, ants dig tunnels and have poor to no eyesight.
Ants are what happens when your ancestors decide to make a living underground. Lose eyesight, lose the ability to fly, become a dwarf, but suddenly there are trillions of you and you overwhelm everything through sheer numbers.
Yeah, they did eventually make it above ground again, but their earliest ancestor was basically a mole wasp.
>ants are dwarfmaxxed wasps
Oh my god you're so right.
>tfw wanna dwarfmax because 5'2
>can't grow facial hair to save my life
Guess its the Hobbit life for me.
>minoxidil
>microneedle
>emu oil
>rosemary oil
>collagen
>ditenatious earth
worked for me. im the only one in my family that can grow facial hair other than a goatee.
Humans have a little tiny bit of this left; your uncanny valley revulsion is a leftover from your urge to murder competing early hominids. We succeeded.
>inb4 no it's about avoiding corpses
Why does it intensify with movement homosexual.
>uncanny valley revulsion is a leftover from your urge to murder competing early hominids
No, it isn't.
pitygay detected
have a nice day
>I work in mysterious ways
Because funny 🙂