>supply effective transportation for humans for thousands of years
>carry wounded warriors to safety completely autonomously
>ask for very little in exchange
>human invent cars
>toss horses to the side
>call dogs "man's best friend" for being cute or whatever
frick you
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I am very sure if horses don't shit or piss constantly, they would have been kept as dogs
Dogs are companions, horses are literally just tools
a horse still has their uses for man.
What do cats have? nothing that the horse doesn't.
Cats can be kept in your house and are cheap to keep compared to an entire horse. And the companionship you get back is honestly about the same.
>T. Own cats and horse
Oh yeah? I leave my mare inside my house
>Brings up cats out of nowhere
Absolutely rent free
we are talking about horses being forgotten as pets, so why not bring up one of the most popular current pets?
They may not be "man's" best friend but they're my best friends
Dogs have done just as much for humans. Protection, herding livestock, protecting livestock, pest extermination, hunting, participating in wars, pulling carts, etc. The only thing that kept people from dropping dogs is that they're much easier to keep. You have to have land to have a horse and not just where the horse is. You also have to have pasture land to cut and bale for the winter.
Cars really are just way more convenient. But as a board-certified horsegay it does irk me how little the average person knows about horses considering how crucial horses were to the human race for the entirety of our history up until very recently. We would not be where we are without the domestication of horses.
To think we owe it all to the PIE people…
horses make the best concubines too
>provide nutrition in the form of beef and milk
>used as beasts of burden which helped accelerate the agricultural revolution
>provide light armor and general clothes as well as many other accessories with their skin
>all of these uses are still ongoing to this day
it feels like dogs have completely lucked out when it comes to human appreciation juxtaposed with how much they actually help us.
You don't force your friend to die in warfare unless he's really eager to go and kill people. Just saying.
You also don't eat your friends unless you're starving, or a mild psychopath aka asian/black.
Man's best friend is not mans first car or man's meat plant. Dogs are literally just your friend. Your only one. Humans can't be trusted. Traditionally, they were either esources and slave holders. This idea that humans are meant to be with each other and love being real is very modern and also totally nonfunctional.
this guy gets it. no animal forms an emotional bond with a human comparable to a dog
not to mention, dogs were the first animals we domesticated, and were probably vital in the transition from hunter gatherer tribes into larger villages. they've been by our side through it all
>blind and infinite subservience is bonding
have a nice day
not even a catgay
>Blind and infinite subservience
But enough about horses
We're talking about dogs here
>BUT DOGS R SLAVES! THATS THE MEME!
I've always known dogs to be pretty free willed but my family was never "proper dog people". You know the type. They actively fight against the nature of the beast with breeding and training I consider brutal and cruel. You know that type. Maligator moms. Shep sissies. Dog in crate when not being used, shock collar, choke collar, spike collar, "hitting dogs is ok because they are meant to listen to you", "the only good dogs are obedient dogs", "HEEL ON THE LEFT OR YOU ARENT A GOOD OWNER", THOSE people. If they see your dog isn't heeled they yell at you to "train your fricking dog". Usually hicks.
I once had the misfortune of walking my akita past ones home once. My akita, being a dog, strayed to the side onto the guys yard and jumped off before stepping on a patch of flowers. Maybe it was because of the pile of deer crap on his grass. Then out comes this really fat, really bald homosexual yelling "TRAIN YOUR FRICKING DOG! KEEP YOUR DOG OFF MY PROPERTY! DO YOU LIBERALS KNOW WHAT HEEL MEANS" while a malinois goes apeshit behind his storm door. I said "sorry dude" and kept walking. He followed me for half the block shouting about how dogs need to heel and leave it and yadda yadda yadda, literally yelling at me to buy a shock collar and "TEACH YOUR DOG DISCIPLINE AND RESPECT! K9S SERVE THIS NATION BLA BLA BLA AND OUR HEROES KNOW WHAT THEYRE FRICKIN DOIN UNLIKE YOU WITH YOUR UNTRAINED MUTT BLA BLA BLA". Halfway through i flip on video mode on my phone to record the audio and my pocket
Then he says "I CC DAILY DONT YOU OR YOUR MUTT TAKE ONE FRICKING STEP ONTO MY FRICKING PROPERTY OR I'LL TRAIN YOU"
I whip out the phone and point it at his face, and in doing so, fanned my shirt a little so he could see half my gun
You should have seen the expression he made lmao.
Cops took him in later that day
Anyways, I moved out of arkansas later that year.
you are one strange poster
Reminds me of idaho people
>be me
>visiting family in boise
>bring my husky
>walk him for a bit
>trump rally looking frick walks up and starts ranting about how my dog is worthless and i should get a german shepherd
His most memorable words: “you dont even have an e collar, you’re not a responsible dog owner”
What the frick lmao
If dogs are so subservient why are these idiots obsessed with torturing and mindbreaking them with tiny crates without water and torture device collars
>bring my husky
You deserved it, sorry.
Ok, dog “person”. Dont you have a $5000 hunting dog to kick in the ribs for moving too soon despite living 5 minutes from walmart?
That guy could have called you a homosexual to your faceand all you would have done is come home to cry about it on this site while cuddling your huskhusk 🙁
The guy would have called you a homosexual to your face and you'd have walked away while he continued fishing for jailtime*
ftfy
dont be a thug. if you start punching someone because muh honor and mean words all the judge hears is felony assault, and then you go into the slammer with your future boyfriends, deshawn of the crips and markus of the aryan brotherhood.
>assumes defending yourself has to involve physical violence
No one said anything like that, that guy sounds like an effeminate homosexual and thus would have kept speed walking away with his head down without so much as uttering a word and whining about it online, which is the embarrassing part here
>If you don't escalate in the face of a violent sociopath you're not a real man!
>I’m going to radically exaggerate anyone who confronts me as a “sociopath” to make my lack of balls seem less pathetic!
I can tell youre some fedora b***h if you think talking back wont end in a fight. “I will make him leathe with my thuperior wit and logic ath i athbtain from violenth!” - you
No, if you talk back, someone is going to get mad enough to fight. Say frick off and keep walking or end up like this
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x80zmdu
>I can totally predict the future and thus will continue to try to justify being a limp wristed b***h because I’m terrified of confrontation
That’s cool homosexual, whatever cope makes your wounded ego feel better I guess
>Anon walks in to a bad neighborhood
>Hey, homosexual. You look like a liberal. Proud boys hang out here, if you arent with us frick off. Yeah, walk away! Frick off, homosexual!
>Anon: Whatever
>Anon walks out of a bad neighborhood
>You: Pfff fricking pussy didnt even stand up for himself im going to show those guys who a man conducts things
>You walk into a bad neighborhood
>Hey, homosexual. You look like a liberal. Proud boys hang out here, if you arent with us frick off. Yeah, walk away! Frick off, homosexual!
>You: Hey, don't call me a homosexual, that's rude. I'm just walking down this public property and exercising my rights as an american. You like the constitution right?
>WE SAID FRICK OFF.
>You: I'll be gone in a minute I'm just taking a walk. This is a public right of way. Some of us care about the constitutio-
>OOF
>AAAAGH
>OW
>STOP HITTIN
>OW FRICK FRICK
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>PLESAE NO NO NO PLEASE I DONT WANT TO NO NO PLEASE
>AAAAGH AAAGH LET GO OF MY ARM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>I AM FEARING FOR MY LIFE AND WILL BE FORCED TO DEFEND MYSELF IF YOU D- *fumbles pistol*
>Thug: GET HIS FRICKING GUN
>GIVE ME BACK MY GUN PLEASE TAKE THE BULLETS OUT I DIDNT MEAN-
What a deranged fictitious scenario. At least try to pretend you have some semblance of an idea of how human interaction work before embarrassing yourself like this.
ah yes, the roaming packs of rowdy trump supporters going around causing trouble for well mannered liberals, won’t someone do something about these rampant hate crimes!!!!!!
>Liberals
>Well mannered
wienery libs are the poster child for standing up in the face of an insult and then getting curbstomped. If you dont believe me tell a spandex gay to ride his gaymobile on the sidewalk. He'll start yelling about some bs way faster than if you told an actual biker to put his muffler back on.
Visit texas sometime. That's how it works. If two actual men meet and one's a dick the other laughs and turns around. It's in the bible nitwit. Turn the other cheek. It's always trannies and gays who escalate because their balls are tiny and they have to prove they aren't.
wow, you somehow managed to miss the entire point of my post, that’s so backhandedly impressive i think we can cut things short right here because i doubt you can top this
Kek
They know which demographics/groups are actually likely to do something like that but they know how bad it looks so of course they just project their political opponents in their place.
vocab check
>"thus"
Tough guy points: -nada
Internet kid thinks he's such a supreme gentlemen he could talk his way out of walking in on a dealer picking up a brick of fent. More at 11. Bet this gay reads the art of manliness and watches andrew tate lol.
vid or didnt happen
>Traditionally, they were either esources and slave holders. This idea that humans are meant to be with each other and love being real is very modern and also totally nonfunctional.
Humans are social animals you utter moron, we are explicitly meant to be together. That's why your autistic ass is considered defective.
Cattle are are revered as gods in some places
and those places are literally giant cattle fields populated by humans
Dogs were domesticated long before horses were, smoothbrain. Hell, cats and cows were domesticated before horses.
>some places
Some absolutely disgusting places, sure.
>cats and cows
Cows yes, cats no.
Yeah I do feel for horses and I have a certain respect for breeders and farmers, but unfortunately not many people want a mode of transportation prone to emotional breakdowns
yet Tesla is putting AI in their cars